Funny / Summer Camp Island

Season One

"The First Day"

• Oscar and the other campers are taken aback when Susie and the other counselors reveal themselves as witches. Hedgehog, however, is less fazed:
  Hedgehog: Cool!

"Monster Babies"

• Alice doing math after turning a monster into a baby:
  Alice: I made that monster so cute, it only took three seconds to do. If I could turn a whole herd of monsters into babies, then the world would be 52% cuter in eight shakes of a lamb's tail.
  Susie: I hear you doing maths. You're rubbish at maths.
• When Oscar notices that one kid doesn't have his monster baby with him and is swinging on a branch of a living tree, who finds it painful, Oscar asks where's his baby:
  Kid: Oh, I put him down somewhere. I'm five. I guess my mom was right, I'm too young to have kids. I just want to enjoy my fives, you know? Maybe when I'm six.

"Chocolate Money Badgers"

• When Oscar needs to put Pajamas to sleep, he reads him the Summer Camp Guide, which has a quote from Pajamas saying "I hate this thing" on the cover.
  Pajamas: It's so predictable.
• In the Summer Camp Guide on the section on "Hurt Feelings", it reads: "So someone hurt your feelings. This will happen a lot don't tell the camp counselors they really don't care."
• When Oscar confronts Susie on the missing page in the Summer Camp Guide, she's brushing her teeth and eating breakfast at the same time. When Oscar questions why she's doing that, Susie tells him she doesn't like wasting time.
• When Oscar confronts Susie on her sabotaging the other camps from getting badges:
  Oscar: Do you think I'm some kind of a fool?
  Susie: Oh, yes. I'm sorry, was that not clear? Because that's on me.
• After Oscar gives a big Rousing Speech to the other campers on not giving up and taking on Susie:
  Hedgehog: Oscar, let's do this! Do you have a plan?
  (beat)
  Oscar: I do not have a plan!
  Max: Woo!
• In order for Oscar to get more badges, the campers distract the witches while using a dummy in Oscar's place. When Susie gets suspicious, she runs towards the dummy and punches its head off.
  Betsy: You knew it was fake?
  Susie: I was 50/50.

"Saxophone Come Home"

• Oscar falling asleep in his cereal after enduring sleepless nights with Saxophone the yeti in his cabin.

"Pajama Pajimjams"

• Susie advertising tater tots on TV for the campers:
  Susie: Part of a delicious breakfast.
  Tater Tots: Yaaaaay!
  Susie: Seriously. Come get some, I bought too many.

"Oscar & Hedgehog's Melody"

• Oscar makes a wager with Susie with the loser has to make omelettes for the whole camp, which confuses her but accepts the wager anyway. Hedgehog later ups the wagers to include waffles and freshly squeezed orange juice.
  Susie: What is it with you guys and breakfast?
• Moments featuring the Monster Under the Bed.
  • Monster Under the Bed's snarky comment on Oscar's talent of doing an impression of a grown-up.
    Oscar: (imitating a grown-up) "Oscar, why don't you be more like Hedgehog?"
    M.U.T.B.: Oh, dear. This explains so much.
  • When Oscar sings a song that he sung to Hedgehog during her 10th birthday. It sounds so bad that it forces M.U.T.B. to cover his ears with pillows.
    Hedgehog: Maybe this song is a bit too "10th birthday" specific.
    M.U.T.B.: Bingo.
  • For some reason, M.U.T.B. has a bunch of half-empty glasses with him and he's been meaning to get rid of them.
  • M.U.T.B. reaction to Oscar and Hedgehog's improved music:
    M.U.T.B.: I'm feeling an emotion. And I don't care for it.
• Susie mocking Oscar and Hedgehog by having the aliens advertise them as being losers through the use of newspapers, sky advertising, balloons, and picket signs. However, the aliens muff it by showing up simultaneously instead of spreading out, which causes them to collide with each other. Susie is not happy.
  Susie: Spread it out!

"Feeling Spacey"

• Trying to restore emotions on their planet, the aliens tie Oscar and Hedgehog to a machine designed to wring out their feelings; Oscar and Hedgehog convince Puddle to declare his love for the King, which does the job, and everybody's happy... but Oscar and Hedgehog are still lashed to the machine.
  Oscar: Hey, is anyone gonna untie us?!

"Ghost the Boy"

• Oscar trying to eat a piece of ghost toast... and farting it out.

"Computer Vampire"

• When Oscar fails to complete Fruit Farmer, the game world corrupts the Island and everyone on it. Susie becomes the Wizard, complete with trailing beard, and is forced to give the same monologue to everybody she encounters. After doing so with Oscar, she can be seen in the background giving the monologue to a pair of unicorns that are chewing on her beard.

"The Basketball Liaries"

• While Basketball is spying on Oscar and Hedgehog, he hides in a cloche dish at the exclusive club frequented by the elite Gold League. After growling at Oscar, he's topped with a spring of parsley.
  Basketball: Don't parsley me!

"Popular Banana Split"

• Hedgehog asks a cupcake if the high school populated by Anthropomorphic Food has a science lab. The cupcake's response?
  Cupcake: This is a non-GMO school.

"Time Traveling Quick Pants"

• The incident that kicks off the plot: Oscar failing to reach home base and exposing his dinosaur-emblazoned backside to the world.

"It's My Party"

• After Susie sings a sad Happy Birthday song and summons a large cupcake with a lit candle on it, a bat swoops in and takes her cupcake before she blows out the candle. To add insult to injury, the bat blows out the candle and flies away. Adding even more insult to injury, the bat returns the cupcake by throwing it at Susie's face while she's crying. Susie then miserably eats the cake off the floor.
• When Alice sees that no one came to Susie's birthday party, she tells Oscar and Hedgehog to not ruin Susie's party by showing off her dance moves to them. When Hedgehog questions if she's threatening them, Alice tells them she's showing off her most threatening dance moves, and she literally means it when she summons two storm clouds.

"Moon Problems"

• The Moon, believing that Oscar no longer values him as a friend, leaves Earth for greener pastures. Meanwhile, at a party on Summer Camp Island, an ice-cream sandwich issues a grim warning:
  Ice-cream sandwich: Beware the hurt feelings of the harvest moon.
• Susie has a bad hair day when the Moon leaves, seeing as the hair spell she and the other witches were working on required moonlight.

"Monster Visit"

• The monsters attempt to depart the island by boat when the Godmonster is due to pay a visit; Oscar and Hedgehog cling to the oars and beg them not to leave, which prompts a recollection from Margot:
  Margot: This is just like when I left my husband.
• To convince the Godmonster that the island monsters are properly terrifying, Oscar and Hedgehog help out. By dressing as stereotypical Germanic fairy tale kids.
  Hedgehog: Good heavens, mein bruder!
  Oscar: Oh sister, away let us fly!

"Ice Cream Headache"

• Oscar, having been tricked by Hedgehog into believing he's invisible, "infiltrates" Susie's cabin, tittering excitedly and unaware that Susie can plainly see him. Her response is gold:
  Susie: What...?
• Oscar attempts to mess with Susie, moving objects around, grabbing her hat, and acting as the "voice of [her] guilty conscience". He accidentally knocks over a pencil holder and smashes it:
  Oscar: Oh, jeez. I mean... Ooops!
• Susie has an alien wheel a mirror over and reveals the deception:
  Oscar: Is that a magic mirror?
  Susie: It's a regular mirror. I bought it at the store.

"Pepper's Blanket is Missing"

• Susie relishes a midnight snack:
  Susie: Susie to Cheese Poofies, come in, Cheese Poofies...
• Susie crooning about getting to wear her sailor outfit when whoever stole Pepper's blanket is forced into going on sailor leave with her.

"Hedgehog Werewolf"

• The Werewolf Queen's grand entrance.
  Werewolf Queen: Bonsoir.

"Mr. Softball"

• Stepping up to bat, Oscar tries to psych Susie out by using his bat to indicate where the ball's going; pointing it skyward, he attracts the attention of a hovering cloud.
  Cloud: Hello?
• As war breaks out on the softball diamond between the campers and the witches, one panicked Alien deftly sums up the situation:
  Alien: THERE'S FISH EVERYWHERE! AAARGH!

"Fuzzy Pink Time Babies"

• After Hedgehog's father tells her she has to leave the island, Oscar thinks maybe Susie can talk to her father, cue Susie poofing into her cabin. When Susie hears about it, she first sounds sad that Hedgehog has to leave and then immediately tells her to leave her cabin. Then she summons the aliens to clean out her room while they sing "Goodbye forever" while Susie hums along. To add insult to injuries, she then tells Hedgehog she has to sleep on the beach tonight during the clean up.
  Hedgehog: I know one thing I won't miss about camp. You Susie, you.
  Susie: (gasps) That hurts. (frowns and whimpers, then blows a raspberry)
• Oscar making a long list of things he and Hedgehog can do before she leaves in the next ten hours:
  Hedgehog: Oscar, it took you an hour to make that list.
  Oscar: Yeah, but, some of them are already done. Heh, see: "Wake up", "Be best friends", "Make this list". (beat) I'm sorry, I'm in denial.

"Cosmic Bupkiss"

• Oscar and Hedgehog attempt to scale a mountain to glimpse the titular comet, contending with a storm along the way; as the storm worsens, Oscar and Hedgehog take refuge in Ramona's cabin. As they get comfortable on her sofa, Oscar retrieves a can of "Toot's Prunes For Old Peeps" and Hedgehog tries one. She promptly, er, toots.
  Hedgehog: Uh, that was the sofa.

"Radio Silence"

• Having ruined Hedgehog's PB&J sandwich, Oscar goes to the Sasquatch Monastery and manages to pick up a replacement, along with one for himself. He drops the sandwiches, and they get trampled by stampeding monks. Oscar also checked in his voice at the entrance and the office is now closed, leaving him unable to speak. He tries to describe all of this to a ticked-off Hedgehog using actions and gestures, but she's utterly mystified:
  Hedgehog (watching Oscar lope along like one of the monks): Is that supposed to be me?

"Director's Cut"

• While filming the weird and wonderful of Summer Camp Island on his camcorder for his parents, Oscar profiles the On-Fire Ant and its predator, the On-Fire Anteater.
  On-Fire Anteater: Pass the Ant Acid.

"The Haunted Campfire"

• Oscar, Hedgehog and several other campers spend the night being tormented by various ghosts that spring forth from the titular fire. After defeating them through a complex series of ruses, everything is returned to normal... by Susie simply putting the fire out with a hose.
  Susie: You dummies.

"I Heart Heartforde"

• Oscar and Hedgehog enter a poompkin pie-eating contest in Heartforde:
  • Oscar uneasily questions Ms. Pinch the baker over her apparent mispronunciation of "pumpkin":
  Oscar: Did you just say "poomp..."
  Ms. Pinch: Begin eating pie!
  • Oscar is rather genteel in his approach, politely tucking into his pies with a fork and knife; Hedgehog conversely goes hell for leather, gulping down whole slices and shoving an entire pie into her face.
  • After gorging on who knows how many pies, they're a mess, and the spectators are pretty repulsed:
  Mortimer: Look at yourselves, you animals!

"Space Invasion"

• While staying in Oscar's cabin, Puddle reveals to Oscar that his species takes "disco naps" when they need sleep. Complete with strobe lights and mirrorball. Both keep Oscar awake.
• After taking a bath, Oscar discovers he has no toilet paper to dry himself - Pajamas coyly suggests that he line-dry, "like a gentleman". Smash cut to Oscar leaving the bathroom with a none-too-pleased Pajamas wrapped around his head.
• Oscar later discovers with horror that Puddle and the Alien King are taping over his stock of Hosting Rhymes On Tape Read By Mom, or "H.R.O.T.R.B.Ms". Oscar pronounces the acronym phonetically; it would surely be easier to say the actual words.

"Momsoon"

• Puddle and the Alien King use a prototype spacecraft to help Oscar and Hedgehog transport Skadi the cloud-puncher to her mother's mountain. On the way, the King mentions that Hedgehog needs to remember this favour, eyeing her askance as he does so.
  Alien King (with meaningful stare): Remember.
  • To further the point, the King repeats the message with hand signals when Hedgehog is covering the meeting between Skadi and her mother.

"Sneeze Guard"

• Susie angrily mixing the potion needed to cure Alice's cold, which leads to this exchange:
  Susie (thrashing and wrenching): Argh-argh-argh-argh-argh-argh!
  Betsy: Quit stirring so hard, you're gonna break the cauldron!
  Susie: I live how I want, Mum!
• Oscar, under a loyal assistant spell and bound to Susie, waxes lyrical about a museum dedicated to Susie's eyebrows.

"Susie's Fantastical Scavenger Hunt"

• Lucy slaps Oscar down a hill while trying to get him to assert his independence.
  Lucy: You're an independent boy, Oscar! (slaps him down a hill)
• While running out the clock, Oscar and Lucy hide from Susie in Lucy's cabin, making little noises and winding her up.

"Mop Forever"

• At a costume party for the witches and campers, Alice turns everybody present into their costumes; unfortunately for Susie, she's dressed as a cheerleader.
  Susie: I have way... too much pep... for my liking!

"Pajamas Party"

• Pajamas is upset when she realises Oscar will outgrow her. Luckily, Hedgehog can use a spell to make the two grow at the same rate; when she is suddenly hesitant, Pajamas pointedly cries loudly to convince her.

"The Soundhouse"

• Oscar screwing about on the Soundhouse's piano bridge. Even Hedgehog can't help but chortle.
  Hedgehog: Come on, Mozart.
• Oscar and Hedgehog meet Barb Goldberg, elf and builder of the Soundhouse. She offers them some O.J.; as it so happens, O.J. stands for "Old Jam". The twosome find this out the hard way after trying it, though Oscar has apparently developed a taste for the stuff:
  Oscar: It stings my face, but it's rich with flavour.
• The titular structure's song has been disrupted by a pterodactyl egg blocking one of the tubes, and so Barb enlists the duo's help to clear it. When discussing ways to reach the egg, Hedgehog proposes a series of pulleys and platforms, but Barb catapults Oscar up there using a springboard. When Hedgehog asks how she and Barb can reach another part of the Soundhouse that needs attention, what does Barb plan to employ? A series of pulleys and platforms, of course.
• Oscar meets the egg:
  Egg: Hey. So, fun fact about me... I am extremely fragile.
• Oscar reads a book to the egg while waiting for it to hatch; unfortunately, the book is Humpty Dumpty, which leads to an awkward moment:
  Egg: It's dark for my tastes. But I appreciate its cultural value.
• When Oscar hatches the egg, something pushes out of it with considerable force. Both the egg and Oscar scream at the top of their lungs, with Oscar's face contorting horrifically in a moment that pretty much straddles comedy and Nightmare Fuel; in fact, Oscar's screaming is cut down on some airings.
• When the baby pterodactyl is reunited with his mother, Oscar calls out to her and insists she name him "Oscar Junior". She's unaware of this, however, and calls her son "Peepo Pop-Pop". As they take to the sky, Oscar tearfully bids them goodbye:
  Oscar: I'll see you again one day, my son... Peepo Pop-Pop.

"Puff Paint"

• After receiving criticism for his anodyne painting of a cute puppy, Oscar goes on an artist's journey to find inspiration. Feeling the flow, he sculpts a pile of mud into his new masterpiece... a cute puppy.

"Susie Appreciation Day"

• Oscar and Hedgehog are trapped in Susie's cabin... with Susie. Jimjams finds them, but rather than raise the alarm, he gets Oscar to dote on Susie for him. Cue Susie needing a back rub and her toenails clipped. During the latter activity, Oscar gets Susie's foot lodged in his mouth.
  Hedgehog: Ewww!

"Campers Above The Bed"

• Max calls Hedgehog "Hogster" when bidding her goodbye; a moony Hedgehog dreamily calls him "Maxster" and immediately regrets it:
  Hedgehog: Arrrrrrrggggh, why'd I say that?!
• When Oscar and "Hogster" travel to the world under Hedgehog's bed and discover an entire culture revolving around her, Oscar calls Hedgehog disgusting; Hedgehog, thinking that Oscar has found out about her crush on Max, blurts out that her love is pure. Luckily for her, Oscar was referring to her love of marzipan, as proclaimed on a nearby billboard. Said billboard also mentions that it's Hedgehog's favourite food that ends with "-pan".
• The Museum of Natural Hedgehistory is packed with clangers:
  • Oscar excitedly discovers a claw machine packed with Hedgehog's used tissues and manages to grab one; a disgusted Hedgehog knocks it out of his hands, and he waves it goodbye.
  • One rather graphic exhibit in the entrance hall is titled "When Hedgehog Had A Zit".
  • Areas in the Museum include the "Hedgehogatarium", "Hedgehogquarium", and "Hedgehogarrarium".
  • One display case bears the legend "Her Favorite Bugs (asleep ssh)".
  • The Oscar exhibit includes a placard reading "Please Do Not Touch The Oscar" and an information section titled "What Is An Elephant?" with the caption "Certainly Not A Bird".
  • In the same room, Oscar finds "A Cookie Oscar Dropped In Hedgehog's Room" and eats it.
  • At the Hedgehog memorabilia auction, Oscar and Hedgehog discover that the bidders are using Hedgehog's hair to buy items. Hedgehog's response?
    Hedgehog: Eurgh!

"Midnight Quittance"

• When holding the Midnight Quittance, Ramona's first question to those assembled is whether or not they've all peed. Luckily, the invitations specify this requirement,though Oscar looks more than a little perplexed.
• Oscar leaves the vital salt for Time's soup in his coat... which lies outside the candlelight needed for the ritual. To stay in the light, Oscar has to scrunch down as low as possible and shuffle across the floor on his rear end.
• Oscar stops moving, leading the others to assume he's stuck in time. Luckily, he isn't - he's fallen asleep.

  Hedgehog: Oh, dear. This is late for him.

"The Great Elf Invention Convention"

• After being exposed to the effects of the misfiring Thinking Cap, both Barb Junior's demeanour and invention are truly something to witness. She proposes crapping on a bird before it can crap on one's car, delivering this idea while looking utterly unhinged.
  Barb Junior: Quickly, before the bird notices.

"Twelve Angry Hedgehogs"

• Susie and the witches make their entrance at the Science Fair:
  Susie: Judgment Day!... I mean, judging time.
• Oscar accidentally invents cloning after augmenting one of Hedgehog's formulae. While addressing the campers on his find, Oscar announces that there is one without whom none of this would be possible; much to an expectant Hedgehog's chagrin, it's the banana Oscar cloned.
• Later, when the bananas make everyone sick, Oscar cures them by reversing the cloning process...resulting in the cloned bananas coming out of everyone's bodies and rejoining the original. Oscar then takes a bite out of the banana.
  Hedgehog: how's that taste, Oscar?
  Oscar: (groans) like insides

"Spell Crushers"

• While struggling with her crush on Max, Hedgehog tries to use a spell to de-prune him and Oscar after both have been swimming. It works fine with Oscar, but when Max puts his paw in Hedgehog's, things go south:
  Hedgehog (in slo-mo, fur spiking, nostrils flaring): WHAAAAAAAT IS HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIING...?
• When Betsy chooses Max as a subject for Hedgehog's witch's exam, Hedgehog messes up a basic spell and changes the shape of his nose. Max is initially aghast, but in the next scene Oscar is playing around with it to Max's amusement.
  Oscar (flicking Max's new nose): Doiiing! (both laugh)

"The Library"

• Oscar getting his backside lodged in a vacuum tube while attempting to sort deliveries.

Season Two

"Tortilla Towel"

• The pitfalls of towel ordering are laid bare:
  • Desiring a tortilla-styled novelty towel, Oscar and Hedgehog order several from a company in Heartforde. They originally want two, but when Max and Alexa want one each as well, the order is upped to four. Straightforward stuff... only Oscar didn't cross out the two before writing four on the order, meaning that there are twenty-four towels in the delivery. His justification for not doing so is put thusly:
    Oscar: Hedgehog, I would never cross out your two.
  • To further complicate matters, Oscar ordered twenty four regular towels, which in reality are no larger than flannels. Hedgehog explains to Oscar that an actual regular-sized towel is classified as a "biggo".
• The Alien King's commercial for the Tortilla Towel. All of it.
  Alien King: Buy Oscar and Hedgehog's Tortilla Towel! (quickly) By royal decree.

"Dungeon Doug"

• Oscar and his dad quizzing the Guard's family on what his name is. Leading to this gem.
  Oscar: No, what does mommy call me?
  All 3 kids: A mistake!

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