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Episode 1

  • After Siad got beat senseless, and the Starbarians were on their way out:
    Siad: (his bloodied hand appearing in the foreground) You will regret your actions, Starbarians! For when the fourth moon of Galaron 5 eclipses the blood sun of Vargon, (Hogstrong gives a bored look and Killgar sneers back) I shall be stronger than- (Killgar tackles him then resumes beating him senseless) ARGH! FUCK! NO! OH CHRIST!
    Hogstrong: That's it, Killgar! It can bend all the way out there if you really wanted!
    Bustilda: (covering her eyes) Oh that poor man.

Episode 1.5

  • Hogstrong finding out that he and Killgar are more wanted than the guy they were trying to collect a bounty on. Not to mention the rap sheet full of rhymes.
    Hogstrong: Starbarians, wanted on 120 systems for coercion, extortion, extinctions, distortions, desertions, perversions, illegal insertions, invasions of nations, space-tax evasion, commotions, explosions, and...loitering!?

Episode 3

  • Killgar relishing in taking up the quest to Gladius, stating how the duo would be champions of the little people as he steps on the servant girl then tricked her into opening the airlock after she asked him to give her a raise. And when Hogstrong brought it up when Killgar refused to help Pangaia for free:
    Killgar: Uh... I meant actual little people, WITH MONEY! Wealthy dwarves!
  • Hogstrong was having reservations when Killgar refused to rescue Pangaia owing to a lack of reward.
    Hogstrong: It doesn't mean we're heroes, but doesn't mean we're bad guys?
    Killgar: It means two other guys will have to say yes!
    [cue a montage of various duos, where a robotic version of Killgar, a vampire, a giant mantis, a slime alien, a samurai and a caveman all bluntly say "No!", cuts back to the Starbarians]
    Killgar: YES! No, wait, I mean no!

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