Funny / Star Trek: Voyager S2E15 "Threshold"

• "WAKE UP, LIEUTENANT!" The Doctor is in rare form.
• When Tom apologizes to Janeway for turning her into a newt and subsequently knocking her up, Janeway quips back how does he know mating wasn't her idea?
• Chakotay and Tuvok sum this one up:
  Chakotay: I... don't know how I'm going to enter this into the log.
  Tuvok: I look forward to reading it.