Funny / Star Kid

• Ms. Holloway, while giving a lecture on a type of insect that spray's acid at its attackers, manages to make the kids in class laugh.
  Ms. Holloway: Okay, think if it as a really gnarly fart.
• The moment the alien Cybersuit completes the synaptic interface with Spencer. Poor Spencer has a very hard time controlling the motion of the suit. Which causes him to start spinning around the junkyard... while he's screaming his head off.
  Spencer: Okay, turn, turn!
  Cy: Please exercise caution!
  • "Check it out... I'm Shaquille O'Neal."
• Spencer and Cy versus Turbo and Corvette: Cy/Spencer - 1 Corvette/Turbo - 0
  • Also counts as a CMoA. Especially the part when Spencer makes the poor kid think he's about to have his brain "eaten".
    "I want... your brain."
• Spencer and Cy raiding the fridge. Not to mention the aftermath.
  Spencer: I don't wanna look. I can't look. I gotta look.
  Cy: Perhaps we should hit the road again.
  • While examining the contents of the fridge, Cy's sensors list the food as "hostile micro-biotics".
• One synthesized burger, coming up.
  Cy: One synthesized nebular burger. All non-essential compounds have been filtered out.
  Spencer: (annoyed) I'm eating a Cybersuit turd.
• Spencer telling Cy he has to relieve himself, going through a variety of slang terms before using "urinate"...only for Cy to open a hole in the chest area.
  Spencer: I'm in trouble.
• The look on Stacey's face when she and Kevin come back to her house. Just after Spencer and Cy had demolished the kitchen.
• Poor Turbo — first he gets attacked by Cy and Spencer, then he later gets bitch-slapped by a kid smaller than him. All on the same night no less.
• "What do you call a cow with no feet? Ground beef!"
• Cy's idea of "mastering the concept of fun." Spencer is not amused.
  Spencer: (alarms start blaring) Hey, hey what is that?!
  Cy: Power core overload! Explosion imminent!
  Spencer: Explosion?! What explosion?
  Cy: (alarms suddenly stop, as Cy silently smiles smugly)
  Spencer: (gives Cy a Death Glare) You scared the crap out of me, why'd you do that?
  Cy: For fun! Hahaha! Hohoho! I have mastered the concept of fun!
  • Heck, every time Spencer freaked out at Cy was funny.
• Cy referring to Spencer's crush in Michelle as the "Earth Biotic Mating Ritual".
  Cy: So this is the earth biotic mating ritual.
  Spencer: (annoyed) You used the "M" word again.
  Cy: (Cy grumbles)
• Watching Ms. Holloway trying to defend herself from Cy and Spencer...with a tennis racquet.

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