Funny / Spies Like Us

• The end of Fitz-Hume’s conference before the exam:

Fitz-Hume: The State D- -eber… Er, the State… (taps the mic) Microphones… cutting out on us, I’m sorry. However… the quo- -se- -unch break, so I must go.

• The Training Montage from Hell.
  • "HEADS! DOWN!"
  • The after-effects of extreme G-Forces.
• "Boys, it'd be a SHAME to have to KILL you now." - pretty much the nicest thing the Colonel tells them.
• "Hey, what's this?" "YOU DON'T WANT IT!!"
  • Fitz-Hume then calmly stands up under fire and indignantly flings the armed grenade back in the Soviets' direction, where it goes through the window and lands in their open grenade box.
• As Millbarge, Fitz-Hume, and Boyer are walking in the tundra, they hear something in the distance.
  Milbarge: It's... "Soul Finger" by the Bar Kays.
  Fitz-Hume: They must be having a hard time getting gigs.
  • Later:
    Fitz-Hume: (jealously) YOU HAVE A TENT? (later) Can we borrow your tent?