Funny / Sons of the Desert

• The bit at the beginning where Stan and Ollie keep ringing the doorbells of the respective houses. Eventually, Ollie's wife, Lottie, throws the door open and drags them both in, then a minute later the door opens again and she shoves Stan out.
• "Why did you get a veterinarian?"
  Stan: I didn't think his religion would make any difference.
• Ollie tells Stan to get a thermometer. Stan gets a barometer instead.
• Stan eating a wax apple, thinking it's a real one.
  Lottie: So that's where it's been going! That's the third apple I've missed this week!
• When the guys are finally caught, Ollie tries one last time to get out of it with a wild story about surviving a shipwreck. Stan on the other hand cracks immediately and spills the whole story through Inelegant Blubbering.
• Stan wringing out Lottie's bottom-half of dress after she fell in the water tray, followed by Ollie slapping his hand off and accidentally smacking her in the butt; which results in her slapping him in response.

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