Funny / Showgirls

• Tony Moss' bare-breasted showgirl audition.
  Tony: Come back when you've fucked some of this baby fat off. See ya!
• "Here, put some ice on 'em."
• Julie taking her kids into the dressing room of her topless show, and said kid getting offended — to the point of needing a hug from mommy — because one of the dancers said the word 'fuck'.
• Capping off an emotional scene with Nomi, Henrietta, and Al, is this off-color line that completely, gloriously wrecks the only few moments of sentimentality in the movie:
  Al: It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you.
• At the end when Nomi hitches a ride with the same guy in the same car.
  Nomi: I want my FUCKING SUITCASE!!!
• The look Cristal gives Camp Gay choreographer Marty when he agrees with Zack (whom Nomi has just slept with) that Nomi has heat.
  Marty: But in a totally different way, of course.
• Nomi and Zack having sex in his pool. Full stop.