- When Hohepa saws through the boards of Steve's part of the latrine.
- The following exchange:
Steve: In my experience, an arson is a cry for help.Mr Gormsby: In my experience, a cry for help is someone crying 'Help!', whereas an arson is someone crying 'Steve is a bastard!' - In one episode, evidence is found of a student-teacher relationship and the student involved refuses to name the other person. Gormsby, Steve and Dascent ask all the teachers, leading to the following:Steve *awkwardly*: Did you have sex with Afioga in the whare nui?Ms Tangaroa (the resident lesbian): Oh, get fucked!
- Mr Gormsby's spelling test. It includes words such as 'gonorrhea', 'bastard' and 'buggery'.
- "All right, let's synchronise our watches!" All the boys pull out their phones.
- Mr Gormsby marching Hohepa down the corridor like a soldier before his detention cleaning toilets, ordering him to 'present arms' (i.e. Hohepa's mop) and then yells "Charge!". Hohepa lets out a yell and runs mop-first into the toilets.
- A new student, who has mental problems, nearly runs into Gormsby while pretending to be a Spitfire (yes, the plane). Rather than chewing him out, Gormsby simply tells him that he's imitating them incorrectly and demonstrates how to do it right.
- This line:Gormsby: If any boy named Anton, Reuben or Justin wants to be captain of this team, he'd better change his name by deed poll to Colin, Brian or Laurie.Miracle: What about Miracle?Gormsby: Or Miracle.
- The teachers have a discussion about banning porn on the school computers, which results in a ban that excepts... basically every kind of porn in existence, thanks to everyone objecting on various ridiculous grounds. And then we get this:Dascent: But we draw the line at obscenity.Ms Partington: Well, how do you define obscenity?Gormsby: *leans over* Anything that gives the judge an erection.
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