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--> '''Steve''' *awkwardly*: Did you have sex with Afioga in the wharenui?

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--> '''Steve''' *awkwardly*: Did you have sex with Afioga in the wharenui?whare nui?



-->'''Gormsby''': Or Miracle.

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-->'''Gormsby''': Or Miracle.Miracle.
* The teachers have a discussion about banning porn on the school computers, which results in a ban that excepts... basically every kind of porn in existence, thanks to everyone objecting on various ridiculous grounds. And then we get this:
-->'''Dascent''': But we draw the line at obscenity.
-->'''Ms Partington''': Well, how do you define obscenity?
-->'''Gormsby''': *leans over* Anything that gives the judge an erection.
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--> '''Steve''' *awkwardly*: Did you have sex with Afioga in the fara nui?

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--> '''Steve''' *awkwardly*: Did you have sex with Afioga in the fara nui?wharenui?
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--> '''Mr Gormsby''': In ''my'' experience, a cry for help is someone crying 'Help!', whereas an arson is someone crying 'Steve is a bastard!

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--> '''Mr Gormsby''': In ''my'' experience, a cry for help is someone crying 'Help!', whereas an arson is someone crying 'Steve is a bastard!bastard!'
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* A new student, who has mental problems, nearly runs into Gormsby while pretending to be a Spitfire (yes, the plane). Rather than chewing him out, Gormsby simply tells him that he's imitating them incorrectly ''and demonstrates how to do it right''.

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* A new student, who has mental problems, nearly runs into Gormsby while pretending to be a Spitfire (yes, the plane). Rather than chewing him out, Gormsby simply tells him that he's imitating them incorrectly ''and demonstrates how to do it right''.right''.
* This line:
-->'''Gormsby''': If any boy named Anton, Reuben or Justin wants to be captain of this team, he'd better change his name by deed poll to Colin, Brian or Laurie.
-->'''Miracle''': What about Miracle?
-->'''Gormsby''': Or Miracle.
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* Mr Gormsby marching Hohepa down the corridor like a soldier before his detention cleaning toilets, ordering him to 'present arms' (i.e. Hohepa's mop) and then yells "Charge!". Hohepa lets out a yell and runs mop-first into the toilets.

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* Mr Gormsby marching Hohepa down the corridor like a soldier before his detention cleaning toilets, ordering him to 'present arms' (i.e. Hohepa's mop) and then yells "Charge!". Hohepa lets out a yell and runs mop-first into the toilets.toilets.
* A new student, who has mental problems, nearly runs into Gormsby while pretending to be a Spitfire (yes, the plane). Rather than chewing him out, Gormsby simply tells him that he's imitating them incorrectly ''and demonstrates how to do it right''.
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* Mr Gormsby's spelling test. It includes words such as 'gonorrhea', 'bastard' and 'buggery'.

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* Mr Gormsby's spelling test. It includes words such as 'gonorrhea', 'bastard' and 'buggery'.'buggery'.
* "All right, let's synchronise our watches!" All the boys pull out their phones.
* Mr Gormsby marching Hohepa down the corridor like a soldier before his detention cleaning toilets, ordering him to 'present arms' (i.e. Hohepa's mop) and then yells "Charge!". Hohepa lets out a yell and runs mop-first into the toilets.

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: When [[spoiler: Hohepa]] saws through the boards of [[spoiler: Steve's]] part of the latrine.

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: When [[spoiler: Hohepa]] saws through the boards of [[spoiler: Steve's]] part of the latrine.



--> '''Mr Gormsby''': In ''my'' experience, a cry for help is someone crying 'Help!', whereas an arson is someone crying 'Steve is a bastard!

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--> '''Mr Gormsby''': In ''my'' experience, a cry for help is someone crying 'Help!', whereas an arson is someone crying 'Steve is a bastard!bastard!
* In one episode, evidence is found of a student-teacher relationship and the student involved refuses to name the other person. Gormsby, Steve and Dascent ask all the teachers, leading to the following:
--> '''Steve''' *awkwardly*: Did you have sex with Afioga in the fara nui?
--> '''Ms Tangaroa''' (the resident lesbian): Oh, get fucked!
* Mr Gormsby's spelling test. It includes words such as 'gonorrhea', 'bastard' and 'buggery'.

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