Funny / Seihou

Shuusou Gyoku

• Milia and VIVIT’s insult battle:
  Milia: Silence! You scrap metal fighting maid!\\ VIVIT: S-scrap metal! Now you've gone too far...you crazy old hag! ♪
• VIVIT and her master discuss Cactus Energy:
  Erich: That machine also uses cactus energy.
  VIVIT: Nyahaha, that’s such a stupid name!
  Erich: S-stupid?
• At the end of the extra stage after VIVIT defeats Reimu:
  Reimu: Wow, you're strong...
  VIVIT: Well, will you listen to my request now?
  Reimu: Guess I've got no choice. ... what are you looking for?
  VIVIT: I have to find the "Holy Grail"! And I have to find it today.
  Reimu: ... what's that?
  VIVIT: You know, that special artifact that's said to have held the blood of the Christ after his crucifixion.
  Reimu: ... Who's that?
  VIVIT: *sob sob sob*

Kioh Gyoku

• Yuuka’s spell card art.
• Marie just doesn’t get it:
  VIVIT: Miss Marie! Please stop sending me love letters!
• Milia still holds her grudge against VIVIT:
  Milia: How's that? Do you still dare call me "granny" after this?? I'll beat you up!!!
• Then Milia decides she’s done:
  Milia: Why is everyone that I meet a weirdo? A robot, a mecha-gramps...Ohh.. my head's beginning to hurt now.
• One of Mei and Mai’s silly moments:
  Mei and Mai (to Erich): Gramps, gramps you're progressing in the gramping, yes.
• Gates reacting to himself
  Gates: Nuoryaaaa. Are you mimicking me? Are you my fanboy or something!?
• Another reaction to themselves:
  Muse: Go away. You heretic with no divinity..

Banshiryuu

• Marie still not getting it. It’s funnier considering VIVIT-r is a different robot!
  Marie: This time, you're not running away!
• Mei and Mai’s reaction to Hirano’s God Gyoku:
  Mai: I hate that round thing.
  Mei: That round thing.
• Icarus’s only line, with no context or explanation whatsoever:
  Icarus: I’m the last boss! I’m strong!

Samidare

• Another hilarious extra stage dialogue:
  VIVIT: It’s you! You have the holy grail!
  C23: Concentration of energy...Old lady, who're you?
  VIVIT: Old lady..? I’m not an old lady!
  C23: You still look like an old lady.
  VIVIT: You're so rude to me... When this is our first meeting! I'm mad! How could you jk2y8lh◎
• And when VIVIT gets defeated:
  VIVIT:...Owowow~ Cute little birdies going tweet tweet cheep cheep...
  ...
  VIVIT: By the way, where is the holy grail? I must get it by today...
  C23: She’s still talking.