Funny / ScrewAttack

• During the Mario Party 2 game shown between Jared, Chad, Lauren and Sam, Chad spends most of the game being unable to get a star but having over 150 coins. Cue the last ten turns, and Chad suddenly moves from having no stars, to having six, ultimately placing him in first at that point. Jared's reaction (Jared had spent most of the match trash talking Chad and was bumped down to last place during those turns) , along with the chat room's reactions, was priceless.
• "When this game was first announced, we thought it was going to suck. How wrong we were. How wrong we were."
  • The PS3 never catches a break at Screwattack, even when it gets the special treatment. The 2007 edition of their Top Ten PS3 Exclusives had no number ten, nine, or eight spot. Speaking of that list:
    Voiceover!Craig: Resistance had people STOKED about getting the game... even if they didn't know what they were buying.
    Craig (at the PS3 launch): So, what games are you gonna get?
    Customer: I'm going to get one that's called Residence: Fall of Man.
    Voiceover!Craig: Yeah. Residence: Fall of Man was a good game... jackass.
• In "Top 10 Worst Mortal Kombat Characters", during the recap segment, calling Kobra not by name but labeling him "a generic white guy".^note Funny because this is a Call-Back to earlier in the video when Craig said, "Hey, you ever play as Ken from Street Fighter II? Yeah, he was great. So how about we make a character that's pretty much a direct knock-off, only not being able to pull it off and turn him into a generic white guy? And now we have Kobra."
  • His baffled reaction to Motaro being turned into a two-legged creature, thus taking away his main notable visual trait. "Centaur -> Two-Legman! What the hell?!"
  • His opening statement about Shujinko: "I hate this fucker." And the segment ends with Shujinko not being allowed to cross a bridge and being punched to the ground.
• In theTop 10 WORST Zelda Bosses Number 5 is Twilit Fossil Stallord from Twilight Princess's spinoff Link's Crossbow Training. How do you beat the boss in this spinoff? Shooting his hand. Gee, Nintendo has never done a boss like this one before.
• The "Top 10 Worst Water Levels" video got some criticism for its inclusion of Hydro City from Sonic 3, but the two times when Sonic almost runs out of air, only to grab a bubble right before death, are pretty funny.
  Craig: ...You're kiddin' me!
• "Top 10 Boomsticks". The entire thing, but note for the start where Boomstick takes control.
• In "Top 10 Mortal Kombat Fatalities", Cyrax repeatedly slamming the opponent on the ground, with commentary by Craig: "Where's my money? Gimme my money, bitch! Where's my money?!"
  • Darrius taking out the opponent's ribs and stabbing them into their eyes. Craig re-emphasizes: "Ribs, in eyes. Good show, buddy. Good show."
  • Craig describing Johnny Cage's Groin Attack fatality in Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks:
  Craig: In Shaolin Monks, everyone's favorite movie star takes it to a whole 'nother level by delivering punches and crosses to your Johnson, then takin' time to acknowledge just how rad he is, only to follow up with a little boxing action to your balls, then finish you off with a punch to your goods that is so hard, both legs fly in different directions, leaving your severed upper body hanging in the air momentarily. Absolute genius.
• In the "Top 10 Worst Mega Man Robot Masters" video, #9 was Hard Man; Craig claims it's impossible to say this Robot Master's name without giggling (and it's revisited in the recap, when Craig says, "#9: Hard Mahahahan..." He also cites Hard Man's ability, which allows you to "fist your opponents to death. That's... that's dirty."
  • #1 was Plant Man. This was accompanied by a clip from Billy Madison:
  Billy: Chlorophyll? More like boreophyll!..... Right?
• In "Worst EVER Sidekicks", Sam talks about Chad James is the worst sidekick ever because of his It's All About Me mentality, particularly when he boasts to the mayor that he killed a dragon on his own in Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance. Suddenly, at the end:
  Chad: (Off-screen) Bullshit! That's complete bullshit! We didn't play that game together. You're making shit up.
  Sam: I am.
  Everyone: (Laughs for a good five seconds)
  Chad: (Pointing to Sam) Complete. Bullshit.
• In the "Top 10 Capcom Mistakes" video, one number had Craig and Nick off-camera, and slowly lifting Street Fighter into view without saying a word.
• The Worst EVER entry for "Bosses" brings in Geoff Ramsay of Rooster Teeth... who talks about his boss, Burnie Burns.
• The Cold Open to the "Top 10 Battle Cries in Gaming" had Shaun forcing Craig to help him narrate the video. He wheels Craig, who's sitting in an office chair, across the office but in the process accidentally hits an arcade machine, breaking it. This blunder was kept in the video. Even better was the footage after the list, when Shaun apologizes but says he got a good battle cry out of Craig so it was worth it:
  Craig: Go fuck yourself. (to cameraman) No, keep the camera on him, he's the asshole.
  Shaun: (nervously, to audience) ...See you next time.
• The intro to "Top 10 P#$$ies", where Shaun is mid-sentence talking about the list about literal cats, and Craig, coming in and only hearing "pussies", asks:
  Craig: Wait, I'm sorry... what? We're doing a... top ten pussies of video games? Like, why pussies? I don't get really...
  Shaun: 'Cause people love censored YouTube titles, Craig!
  Craig: Cats, and pussies...? Okay, I get it, that's fine. (leaves)
• Nick's Top 10 Worst Comic Book Movies is one of Nick's absolute best, with many funny moments:
  • (when discussing Green Lantern (2011)) But hey, maybe the reboot will be better. (camera zooms in on "Man of Steel scribe" in an article) (stifles laughter)''
  • Elektra: A clip is shown of Elektra throwing a sai at a bad guy. His reaction?: "Wait a minute... what is she doing? What is she doing? What is this?... No."
  • When discussing Fantastic Four (2015): "I'm sorry, FanTORstic."
  • Ranting about how he found Captain America (1990) on YouTube, it's gotten millions of views, and Disney hasn't bothered to take it down.
  • "GET THESE DUCK BOOBS OUT OF THE VIDE-"
  • #2... (footage from Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice) Ha-haaaa yeah... just kidding, it's Catwoman (2004).
  • Son of the Mask: "Uh, there's, uh, there's sperm that looks like The Mask. You get it? Sperm? Speeeeerm!"
• Top 10 Worst Fighting Games: Accompanying the #4 pick, Street Fighter EX, is a clip of two dogs humping and the dominant dog suddenly vomiting.
• In the Top 10 Cartoon Games, DuckTales was the #3 spot, and Craig said "I wanna hump Scrooge McDuck!"
• The Super Smash Bros. Brawl launch video, where some random guy in line confronts Craig and the cameraman, repeatedly warning them not to film him. This guy even calls the cops on Craig, who ironically gets arrested himself.