Funny / Road to ...

Road to Utopia

• The scene where Hope and Crosby find Santa Claus, but the boys don't believe in him, so St. Nick rides off with two pretty ladies (who were apparently gifts for the boys), and they pull out baby rattles and cry.
• The talking fish.
• The scene with the bears. One of them talks, too.
• The dog causing trouble at the saloon.
• Taking a jab at the Media Watchdogs:
  "Why that dirty... (muted out)"
  "I told you they won't let you say that."
• "We adopted him."

Road to Rio

• "Well, we never made it. But exciting, wasn't it!"

Road to Bali

• A man walks on-screen, fires a gun, and walks off. Crosby's character explains it with, "That's my brother. I promised him a shot in the picture."

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