History Funny / RoadTo

* "Well, [[TheCavalryArrivesLate we never made it.]] But exciting, wasn't it!"

!!''Road to Zanzibar''

* Hope's wrestling match with a gorilla.
** The crowd of whooping and hollering native spectators, except for the one solitary guy who looks about as happy as a root-canal patient.

!!''Road to Morocco''

* The scene where the camel spits in Hope's face wasn't planned. The camel did it of its own accord, and Hope's recoil and Crosby's reaction were so funny that it was left in the final cut of the film!
* "Sacred Turkey"
-->''"All take one of those and one of those!"''
* Turkey's reaction to being tossed into a bag and kidnapped.
-->'''Turkey''': Aunt Lucy! Aunt Lucy! …The least you could do is rap me as a gift.
* While being held prisoner, Turkey goes into a tirade against Jeff and mentions HowWeGotHere.
-->'''Turkey''': A fine thing. First, you sell me for two hundred bucks. Then I'm gonna marry the Princess; then you cut in on me. Then we're carried off by a desert sheik. Now, we're gonna have our heads chopped off.
-->'''Jeff''': I know all that.
-->'''Turkey''': Yeah, but the people who came in the middle of the picture don't.
-->'''Jeff''': [[SkewedPriorities You mean they missed my song?]]
* In the scene that completely [[JumpingTheShark Jumps the Shark]], or Camel?
-->'''Mabel''': Sometimes, when I see how silly people behave, I'm glad I'm a camel.
-->'''Male Camel''': (''rolls his eyes'') I'm glad you're a camel too, Mabel.
* The last lines:
-->'''Turkey''': You had to open your big mouth and ruin the only good scene I got in the picture. I might have won the Academy Award!

* Taking a jab at the MediaWatchdogs:

* In the scene that complete [[JumpingTheShark Jumps the Shark]], or Camel?

* "Well, [[TheCavalryArrivesLate we never made it.]] But exciting, wasn't it!"

-->'''Male Camel'''': (''rolls his eyes'') I'm glad you're a camel too, Mabel.

* Hope's wrestling match with a gorilla in ''Road to Zanzibar''.
* The scene where the camel spits in Hope's face in ''Road to Morocco'' wasn't planned. The camel did it of its own accord, and Hope's recoil and Crosby's reaction were so funny that it was left in the final cut of the film!
** The last lines of ''Road to Morocco''.
--> '''Turkey''': You had to open your big mouth and ruin the only good scene I got in the picture. I might have won the Academy Award!
* The scene in ''Road to Utopia'' where Hope and Crosby find SantaClaus, but the boys don't believe in him, so St. Nick rides off with two pretty ladies (who were apparently gifts for the boys), and they pull out baby rattles and cry.
** The talking fish.
** The scene with the bears. One of them talks, too.
** The dog causing trouble at the saloon.
** Taking a jab at the MediaWatchdogs:
-->"Why that dirty... ''(muted out)''"
-->"I told you they won't let you say that."