Funny / Requiem Vampire Knight

• Tengu vs. Cryptus. So very much. The best part is that both Requiem and Dragon just want them to shut up by the end of their fight.
• Captain Salem, orgasm thief!
• Requiem asking one of Dracula's brides about the vampire that kidnapped Rebecca in the Convent and her responses are... Unhelpful.
  Requiem: What did he look like?
  Dracula's Bride: Well... He had big teeth.
  Requiem: We all have big teeth.
  Dracula's Bride: He was very pale.
  Requiem: We're all pale!
  Dracula's Bride: Wait, wait! I know!
  Requiem: Yes? Yes?
  Dracula's Bride: He wore a lot of black
• When Claudia tries to work magic to work a n elaborate curse on Requiem's sword to turn it against him, we're given its sole speaking part. The contrast makes it downright hilarious.
  Claudia: Gods of the Limbos, make him suffer! Make him suffer! Make him suffer! Punish him! Punish him! Punish him! Be it that by this sword, my hate eats up his entrails and rots his genitals!
  Sword: Get lost!

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