Funny / Red Web

Podcast Episodes

Episodes 1- 50

Case #1: Lake City Quiet Pills

• Alfredo's incredulity that ReligionOfPeace (a.k.a Milo) was supposedly in his late 70's while also being a frequent redditor.
  Alfredo: Grandpa has more Reddit posts than I do.
• While discussing the extremely expensive posthumous birthday party that was thrown for Milo,Trevor brings up the various expenses for the event, which included drinks and dancers. Alfredo quickly catches onto the inclusion of dancers, then jokes that the dancers were there for a much different reason, calling the event a "hitman orgy".
  Alfredo: This is the time for the government. This would have been the time, you know what I mean? This whole time, I'm listening to this story, the government also had the wires tapped or whatnot, and this is how they get them! They have this like, celebration of a sex party going down, this orgy! And the FBI just breaks into this whatever Holiday Inn as they're celebrating this old man.
  (Laughter from Trevor)
• Trevor mentions how a lot of ReligonOfPeace's posts on Reddit were about him yelling at people as if they were spam bots, which Alfredo calls "the cyber equivalent of 'Get off my lawn!'".

Case #2: Satoshi Nakamoto

• Trevor mentions how one of the theories about Satoshi Nakamoto posits that the name is actually a pseudonym made up of four Japanese tech companies. This then prompts Trevor and Alfredo to try and come up with a similar name made up of American company names, and eventually Alfredo comes up with "Tevy Fonda".
  Trevor: Tevy Fonda!
  Alfredo: (through his laughter) Tesla, Chevy, Ford, Honda. Tevy Fonda! Right? Like, you can make a name out of it, but it seems so weird!
  Trevor: Hey, don't talk crap about Tevy Fonda.
  Alfredo: That's the name of my child.
  Trevor: I feel like Tevy Fonda is our new Elon Musk. Step back, Tesla. We've got a new car on the market!

Case #3: Mortis

• Trevor describes the interface of one of the Mortis log-in pages, which was themed around Cthulhu. He then jokingly asks Alfredo if he's interested in trying it out and joining the cult, and is met with a resounding no.
  Alfredo: Dude, that's terrifying. It's funny, until it's real.
  Trevor: It's funny until they respond.
  Alfredo: Yeah, until they show up at my door, hooded, and they're just like "Oh, so you also accept the king Cthulhu? We have come to gather you to our ceremony."
  Trevor: (laughing) Gather you!
  Alfredo: And I'm like "No, no, no! You see, the thing is, that was a joke. You're looking for my friend Trevor. Let me show you the way to his place!"
  Trevor: (as the cultist) Trevor's never existed.

Case #4: D.B. Cooper

• Among the few pieces of evidence Cooper left behind, one of the oddest was a black clip-on tie. This then prompts Alfredo to joke that this was his signature calling card, dubbing him "the Black Tie Bandit."
• Trevor mentions how Cooper took a demonstration parachute with him when he jumped from the plane, and quickly clarifies that the inclusion of that particular chute was a mistake on the part of the FBI.
  Trevor: I don't think they tried to give the man essentially a rock to jump out of the plane with.

Case #5: Happy Valley Dream Survey

• Trevor brings up how people who participated in the eponymous dream survey received mysterious text messages between the hours of midnight and 3am, which Alfredo notes is incredibly cliché.
  Alfredo: Of course! Right, because the creep hour!
  Trevor: It can't just be during the regular-ass day, when the sun is nice and high, and it's a nice bright day, friends around. It has to happen in the dead of night when everyone's gone.
  Alfredo: The devil's hour! You know what I mean? It's not gonna happen during brunch, the holiest of times.
  Trevor: (bursts out laughing) Hey, don't mess with my sacred brunch, man! Don't be fooling around with those phone calls right now, I'm eating my eggs!

Case #7: Cicada 3301 (Part 1)

• While discussing the first image clue that Cicada posted, Alfredo expresses his relief that it didn't just lead to a Rick Roll or a "deez nuts" joke.
• Trevor brings up the various technical ways that people tried to solve the hidden puzzles, and Alfredo admits that the extent of his attempts would have just been opening the documents in Notepad.
  Alfredo: Oh my God, I've cracked the code!

Case #9: Randonautica

• When Trevor brings up the different key words people used on their Randonautica quests, Alfredo's choice is rather fitting.
  Alfredo: Well, I would put in "Dat ass", and just hope that it leads me to a peach field.
  (Laughter from both)
  Trevor: Okay, okay! "Dat ass"! What if it just pinned you? What if it just slammed a pin right down on you? Like, oh shit! Okay, Randonauts!
  Alfredo: (laughing) It just said "Walk five feet, turn around, look in that mirror."
• Trevor spends an extended amount of time trying to explain the various advanced technologies that the Randonautica app uses, culminating in a wave of Techno Babble that just confuses the crap out of both Alfredo and Trevor.
  Alfredo: (completely monotone) Alright yeah, cool. Science.
  Trevor: (chuckles) Yay science!

Case #10: Dyatlov Pass Incident

• While discussing the unexplained injuries some of the hikers sustained upon death, Trevor brings up how these types of fractures could only have been caused by forces equitable to a car crash, which prompts a rather amusing suggestion as to how this might have happened.
  Trevor: And I don't know of any human beings outside of maybe Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson who can dish out some physical blow equitable to a car crash.
  Alfredo: (laughing) Just the Rock being like "You wanna know what a car crash feels like?"
  Trevor: Jesus, I do not want to smell what he's cooking anymore. If he just plummeted down on that summit and just decided to go ham on some poor Russians.

Case #12: John Titor

• Upon learning that the topic of the episode involves time travel, Alfredo declares that the show has gone fully off the rails, comparing it to getting towards the end of a video game and just deciding "Forget it, let's just add rocket launchers!"
• According to one of John Titor's posts, UFOs are actually future humans time travelling. Trevor then jokes that these "future humans" are the ones responsible for all the world's strange and supernatural mysteries, and suggests that they have a TV show centered around pranking our universe.
  Trevor: Can you imagine the Jetsons flying through? They're like "Yeah, let's go back to Skinwalker Ranch in the 90's!"
  Alfredo: Oh, hell no! I already forgot about that place.
  Trevor: "We'll conjure up some hologram creatures, get people all riled up!" (normally) Maybe this is just the timeline where they just mess with us constantly. And everyone else is just normal and sane, and we're the ones who are just-we're the puppets.
  Alfredo: Damn, we got the short end of the straw. We're not the ones who can time travel, we're just the ones who are messed with.
  Trevor: Yeah, we're the TV time stream. We're the ones who show up on prime time every evening, they're like "What's going on in Universe 39?"

Case #18: Junko Junsui

• Trevor and Alfredo take a moment at the beginning of the episode to reminisce on the early days of social media on the internet, and the relative anonymity of sites like MySpace and Xanga. Alfredo then abruptly realizes just how much the two are aging themselves with this conversation.
  Alfredo: Oh my God, we're old...

Case #22: Mothman

• After realizing that two of the supposed Mothman sightings involved the creature chasing wrongdoers, Trevor theorizes that Mothman is actually a vigilante hero.
• Trevor brings up how Point Pleasant turned Mothman into their local mascot, complete with a statue and merchandise. Naturally, Alfredo gets a kick out of the idea of someone drinking out of a dusty novelty Mothman coffee mug.

Case #28: Barney and Betty Hill

• Alfredo jokes that if he and Trevor were aliens, they'd be the ones joyriding around and goofing off, appearing at random to strangers just to mess with them. Trevor further adds to it by saying they would be the alien equivalent of 60's greaser teens, with shiny suits instead of leather jackets, and switch probes instead of switchblades.

Case #31: Bigfoot

• While describing the appearance and physical dimensions of Bigfoot, Trevor slips up mid-sentence and describes their footprints as being 8 feet wide, rather than 8 inches, prompting some hysterical laughter from Trevor and Alfredo.
  Alfredo: I was about to be like, damn, that's something about Bigfoot. Um, I don't know if that's real or not!
  Trevor: (squeaking laughter) Holy crap! Alright, we're leaving that in!
• Alfredo expresses his incredulity at the idea of Bigfoot being a species, and jokingly refers to the various sightings all across the US and around the world as "Bigfoot on vacation". This prompts a highly amused Trevor to spiral off into what sounds like a pitch for an episode of a family sitcom, describing them as a society of pranksters with a "Hollow Earth secret base".
  Trevor: The volume of the earth vastly outnumbers the surface, so they've got all these machines. They've got, I don't know, futuristic flying machines! Maybe these are the folks that were from Atlantis! And they come up every now and then, they pop up onto the surface and they'll be like "I'm gonna take off my clothes and I'm gonna streak in the woods! And I'm gonna get one of these hikers to be like 'There he is!' and I'm gonna teleport back! And I'm gonna get 'em! I'm gonna make the news!"
  Alfredo: (laughing) Super advanced!
  Trevor: And then Mr. and Mrs. Bigfoot, they crinkle the newspaper, they put it down. Papa looks over his glasses and says "Son, you did it again, didn't you? You went up to the surface."
  Alfredo: "You're embarrassing me. You're embarrassing our kind."
  Trevor: "You're embarrassing the family name. Your feet aren't nearly big enough to be leaving evidence like that!"

Case #39: The Jersey Devil

• At the top of the episode, Trevor asks Alfredo to describe what he thinks the Jersey Devil looks like. Alfredo's description is a Minotaur-esque creature with swooping Jersey-style hair, and is also only three feet tall. Naturally, this goofy description sends both hosts into hysterical laughter.
  • Building on that description, Trevor even suggests that this version of the Jersey Devil keeps its tail wrapped around its waist like a belt, akin to Goku.
• While discussing a concurrent theory about the Blue Hole and how it has some associations with the Jersey Devil, Alfredo jokes that this mysterious pond is so eldritch that even the Jersey Devil thinks it's too freaky to go near.
  Alfredo: Just as the visitors are sitting there going "Whoa, look at that!", the Jersey Devil is just chilling up in a tree going "Man, that place is crazy!"
  (laughter from both hosts)
  Trevor: (as the Jersey Devil) I don't even go to the Blue Hole! I don't know why these humans are splashing around.
• One of the theories raised to explain the Jersey Devil is that it could be an escaped hammer-headed bat, and Alfredo decides to Google the animal out of curiosity. He promptly freaks out from its odd appearance and bluntly calls it ugly, catching Trevor in the middle of a Spit Take.

Case #46: Captain Kutchie's Key Lime Pies

• The ridiculous nature of episode's topic in general. Trevor and Alfredo frequently burst into incredulous laughter throughout the episode over the sheer absurdity of what they're talking about.
  Alfredo: Bro, I swear if this was in April! I swear, this would be a bait-and-switch! But it's June!
  Trevor: Okay, well let me make it more serious then. Another comment or term used in these was "pie-gasms".
  Alfredo: Oh, come on...
  Trevor: (clearly trying not to laugh) Is it serious for you yet?
  (Both burst into laughter)
  Alfredo: Alright, I'm 90% sure this is real and you're not messing me. So, my gut instinct is just like, "Alright, I'm along for the ride, and this is gonna be fun."
  Trevor: Yeah, like I said, it's a goofy one. I guess it's intriguing. They don't all have to be about how people are dying or disappearing, or ending up on a roof of a Wendy's with their slacks in a tree three blocks down the road!

Episodes 51 - 100

Case #54: Earthly Mysteries

• This episode was the first one to be done with the hosts in person following the Covid-19 lockdown, so naturally Trevor takes every opportunity to take advantage of this, including slapping his papers against the table loud enough for the mic to pick up and calling out to Christian to Google random things.
  • When trying to mess with the audience, Trevor takes a sip of his drink incredibly close to the microphone and ends up choking on the drink instead, sending Alfredo and Christian into laughter.

Case #60: Loch Ness Monster

• While discussing how the lakes in Scotland's Great Glen were created during the Ice Age, Alfredo references the squirrel character from the animated film of the same name. Trevor however completely misses the reference, thinking Alfredo is talking about a movie called "Great Glen". This blunder immediately prompts hysterical laughter from Alfredo, and even producer Christian can be heard cackling in the background.
  • Trevor immediately tries to walk it back by doing his best impression of Sid the sloth, and then informs the audience that Alfredo is literally rolling on the floor with laughter.

Case #61: The Mandela Effect

• Trevor, Alfredo, and Christian get into a mild debate over whether the "Objects in mirror" line depicted on a car's side mirror is located on the left or right side of the car. In an attempt to prove his point, Trevor abruptly gets up from his seat and runs out into the parking lot to check, leaving Alfredo and Christian to just sit there in confused amusement.
  • Trevor then returns a few minutes later, expressing his hope that no one saw him sprinting like a madman across the lot looking at people's cars.

Case #62: Yorktown Memorial Hospital

• Trevor, Alfredo, and research assistant Christian are incredibly jumpy during the introductory segment of the episode, having set up their table in the entryway of the eponymous haunted hospital. While Trevor and Christian are trying to keep their cool, Alfredo has a death grip on his microphone and keeps looking around him all throughout the initial explanation.
  • Christian isn't immune to it either, and gets jumpscared by a car passing by mid-sentence.
• Alfredo notices that a door further down the front hallway was left open, and Trevor asks him if he wants to go close it. Alfredo's response is rather blunt.
  Alfredo: Bro...f*ck all the way off.
• During a discussion on the various sightings and stories surrounding the building, Christian accidentally kicks a flashlight on the floor, startling both Trevor and Alfredo, as well as camera man Nick, who instinctively tries to shush the noise.
  Trevor: Don't tell the ghost to shush!
• While exploring the chapel, Alfredo accidentally bumps into Christian (who's manning the rear camera) and starts cussing him out in fear. He then promptly apologizes to the altar and crosses himself out of fear.
• At one point, Trevor and Alfredo find a random set of tiny handprints on a box, promoting Alfredo to declare in complete seriousness "Baby Hands has been here."

Case 64: Atlantis

• The origin of the "Buff scientists" Running Gag, when Alfredo asks why there haven't been any bold scientists who have tried looking for Atlantis, and Trevor quips that he thought Fredo was going to say "buff scientists".
  • The hosts later joke that Atlantis was were the buff scientists originated from.
• Trevor theorizes that Poseidon was jealous of his brother Zeus' rule of the land, and sunk Atlantis in revenge. The way he demonstrates this is by mimicking Poseidon pouting on his throne and giving a petulant "harrumph", sending Alfredo and Christian into laughter.

Case #78: Oak Island Mystery

• Early in the episode, Alfredo keeps getting confused in thinking that Captain William Kidd, who supposedly hid the titular treasure, was an actual kid, as in a child.
• During a discussion on the initial discovery of the "money pit", Alfredo lets out a few short curses in surprise, and quickly notices Christian off-mic typing away on his computer, noting the time codes. Struck by the hilarious realization that he has power over Christian, Alfredo makes a Running Gag out of purposely swearing so that Christian will have to pause and note the time so they can censor it out in post.

Case #79: Three Obscure Cryptids

• The entirety of the "Squonk" segment. Alfredo bursts into hysterics at the mere name and then is completely baffled that Jillian, their research assistant, adores it. As Trevor describes what it looks like, he has this to say:
  Trevor: I don't know how the evolutionary process works, but I don't think it worked here.
  • Christian then mentions how he texted Jillian before the episode to ask if she was okay with being talked about as the "#1 Squonk fan", to which she replied "Oh my God, yes! He's just like me!"
• Alfredo and Trevor speculate that Squonks reproduce by body-swapping with humans, leading to the hilarious imagery of a pudgy little pig-like monster trying to stare someone down.
  Trevor: What if he body-swaps? You cross him in the eyes, and you swap bodies with him.
  Alfredo: Can you imagine, just this ugly little creature running up to you and trying to stare you down? So they can take your body?
  (both hosts burst out laughing)
  Trevor: "Look at me! Look at me!"
  Alfredo: (in a high-pitched tone) "Look at me, look at me, look at me! I want your body, look at me!"
  Trevor: "Don't look down! There's a Squonk at your ankles!" "What? Huh, what's a Squonk - Wuh! I can't look away! My eyes!"

Case #84: The Doodler

• Despite the serious nature of the titular killer's crimes, Alfredo can't help but get an amused reaction out of the killer's title of "the Doodler".
• After Alfredo randomly and correctly guesses the two key aspects of the killer's MO,^note Using drawing to lure in potential victims, and targeting gay men Trevor incredulously demands that the show talk about Alfredo's seemingly supernatural powers of prediction.

Case #88: Two Creepy Cryptids

• Trevor and Alfredo wonder why there aren't any cryptids found in urban areas, which prompts a hilarious bit of improv from Trevor.
  Trevor: (as a random citizen) I don't know, I was going home, I saw the street lights were dimming for some reason. Flickering, went out, shattered on the ground, in fact. And I looked down, squinted my eyes, and I saw - Oh my God! What is that big, hairy man that's ten-foot tall, rounding the corner? Going through the alleyway, picking through the dumpsters?! Is is..."the City-squatch"!
  (Long pause as all three hosts stifle their laughter)
  Trevor: Could you tell I made up that name as I was saying the syllables?

Case #91: Alex From Tennessee

• Despite the bit of foreshadowing from Trevor about the darker nature of the episode's mystery, Alfredo can't help but chuckle at the fact that this nefarious scavenger hunt is being taken on by a person named Alex.
• At one point during an explanation, Trevor accidentally breathes in a cloud of dust from the nearby renovations, sending him into a brief coughing fit.
  Trevor: It tastes like I just bit the wall!

Case #92: Escape From Alcatraz

• Alfredo opens the episode by excitedly explaining what at first appears to be an actual hostage event that took place on Alcatraz Island, but Trevor and Christian quickly realize that he's just describing the plot of The Rock.
• Both Alfredo and Trevor get an immature giggle out of the information that an Alcatraz escapee named John Paul Scott managed to make the swim from the prison to the shore completely naked.
  Trevor: Might as well drop it. Swim with what God gave you.
  Alfredo: (snickering) Butt-naked!

Episodes 101 - 150

Case #108: Annabelle the Doll

• Trevor repeatedly expresses his discomfort with the idea of a haunted doll, which prompts Alfredo and Christian to poke fun at his hypocrisy, seeing as how Trevor has always been the one to suggest investigating haunted situations.
• Upon learning that the nurses who originally owned the Annabelle doll invited the spirit inhabiting it to stay in the doll, Alfredo goes off on a tangent on what a terrible decision it was to just rely on one medium's opinion.
  Alfredo: First off, get a second, third opinion, etcetera. Like, this thing is moving, you're not doing anything with it! If you're not causing it, your roommate's not causing it, go get multiple opinions, don't just go off of one person's opinion, "You know what, it's all safe."
  Trevor: That goes for everything, by the way.
  Alfredo: That's right, "It's all safe, it's all good! Let's invite it!"
  Trevor: "You know what, let's just give it whole permission. Yeah, kick it with us! For life!"
  Alfredo: That's insane! I would have tried to catch that thing floating in the air and then kick that little thing out the damn window!

Case #111: Winchester Mystery House

• While discussing a past Case Files episode where the viewers sent in their fan theories, Trevor gets interrupted by a sudden loud thump from behind the scenes.
  Trevor: Somebody submitted that a spirit could be - (CRASH) WHOA! In this room right now!

Case 114: Pennhurst Asylum

• The crew's second Halloween special is here, and Trevor, Alfredo, and Christian are just as terrified as they were last year. All three are incredibly jumpy throughout the introduction, with Alfredo often looking like he's seconds away from bolting out the door.
• During the introductory segment, Alfredo suggests that there's a ghost doctor who roams the hallways, and that the ghost children whisper "He's coming..." to warn the others. Trevor and Christian immediately start shuddering in fear and admonish Alfredo for even mentioning it.
• While exploring the lower levels of the hospital, Trevor tries to interact with the spirits by rolling a ball down the hallway. As he starts walking forward to retrieve it, he accidentally bumps into a chair in the dark, creating a loud clatter that scares the crap out of the whole crew.
• Towards the end of the investigation, the team decides to tackle the infamous tunnels beneath the asylum, and are promptly frozen stiff with fear at seeing the long, dark, empty hallways.
  Trevor: (fearful laughter) This is so much worse than I thought!

Case #120: Jeff the Killer

• Right as Trevor is warning the visual listeners about showing the infamous Jeff photo, he barely manages to get out the disclaimer before it pops up, scaring the crap out of Alfredo.
• While discussing the possible origins of the original Jeff image, Alfredo goes on a brief rant about how pictures of supposed cryptids, ghosts, UFOs , etc are always in the blurriest quality, despite the sophistication of modern camera technology.

Case #125: MKUltra

• Given that the episode focuses on one of the most infamous CIA projects in history, Alfredo begins the episode lamenting that this show has ruined his brain and made him significantly more susceptible to conspiracy theories.
• Both Trevor and Alfredo can't help but get an immature chuckle out of the name of one of the MKUltra projects: "Operation Midnight Climax".
  Trevor: Someone smiled when they wrote that down.

Case #137: Dancing Plague

• Alfredo admits that his first theory as to what caused the dancing plague was some kind of drugs, and Trevor jokes that maybe dancing is the most potent drug of all.
• Trevor refers to the titular plague as the "first ever flash mob", which gets a laugh out of Fredo and Christian.

Case #142: Cattle Mutilations

• Alfredo asks Christian to look up how much a cow costs, and Trevor asks him if he's trying to create a mascot for the channel.
  Trevor: Come to Red Web! We've got a cow!
• Trevor and Alfredo repeatedly express confusion over the fact that most of these strange mutilations involve the removal of the cow's sexual organs and anus, frequently calling attention to how bizarre and oddly specific it is.
  • During a later discussion, the boys joke that this is either a cult or a very strange hazing ritual.
  Alfredo: Like, is this an organization that's doing this?
  Trevor: Right? Is this some sort of extrance fee? Like, "Bring me an eye, an ear, and a cow's anus! And you will join our gathering!"
  Alfredo: Like, what college dorm is this a requirement for?
  Trevor: (laughing) It's not even a frat, is a dorm.

Case #150: William Shakespeare

• Trevor and Alfredo's repeated, intentional mispronounciation of Shakespeare's name as "Shake-a-spear".
• Trevor referring to the various conspiracy theories about Shakespeare as "Shakespearacies".

Episodes 151 Onwards

Case #154: Anne Boleyn

• When discussing the early stages of Henry VIII''s infatuation with Anne, Trevor mentions how some of Henry's love letters to her survived to this day, but none of her replies did. Alfredo and Trevor then joke that Anne just left Henry on read.
  Trevor: (as Henry) Well, she sent the pigeon back, but I didn't see a scroll upon its ankle! The crow came forth, but no parchment in return! I have been left...on read!

Case #161: USS Hornet

• The boys return for another Halloween special, and just like before, are still terrified out of their minds.
• Trevor mentions how earlier during the tour, the group noticed how one of the lights on the ship was still on despite the fact that security was supposed to have turned them all off earlier that day, and Alfredo desperately tries to convince himself that it was just security forgetting to turn it off.

Case #171: Death of Rodney Marks

• Alfredo opens the episode by immediately likening the episode's premise to that of The Thing, and Trevor and Nick^note Who's standing in for Christian this episode can't help but laugh at the speed of Fredo's reference.
  • Trevor and Alfredo then go on a tangent about how frequently humanity seems to be digging up ancient bacteria and viruses, seemingly ignorant of the potentially devastating consequences.
  Alfredo: We do nothing but uncover zombie viruses that have been iced and, you know, stowed away for centuries!
  Trevor: Right. And ancient lakes that have not been touched by man hands, and we're just like "Oh, bacteria? Mmmm, I'll suck that down!"
  (Nick starts cackling in the background)
  Alfredo: With no gloves, with no Dawn soap! It's just-
  (Trevor and Nick burst out laughing)
  Trevor: And no Dawn soap! We're not saving penguins or anything here!
• While discussing how deathly cold it is in Antarctica, Trevor mentions how even the slightest bit of unprotected exposure to the extreme temperatures can cause trouble. We then get this absolute gem of a line from Alfredo:
  Alfredo: Damn, what if you just pour water down your boy's butt crack? And it just freezes up?
  (Hysterical laughter from Nick)
  Trevor: Well then, you boy's butt crack is done! Hope he doesn't have to go!
  Alfredo: (laughing) I'm sorry! I don't know why my mind went there! I was like, "Can you freeze someone's butt crack together?"
  Trevor: You just constipated your boy! What a crime! That's the second crime in Antarctica.

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Case Files

Discussing Fan Theories from Unsolved Mysteries!

• During the intro, Alfredo holds up an old-fashioned canteen that he claims contains the melted remains of a Squonk, and Trevor adds that one of the main goals of the Red Web is to be the first to hunt down a living Squonk.
• While discussing a fan theory that ghosts are just echoes of the past that can watch events in the present, Alfredo's eyes narrow suspiciously (and a bit guiltily) as he expresses his hope that these ghosts aren't watching him all the time.
• Trevor is very excited to learn that one of the fan theories involves owls, meanwhile Alfredo is just 100% done with Trev's shenanigans.
  Trevor: Ooh, feed me, I'm hungry!
  Alfredo: Please don't feed this man. Don't do it. Just...just don't.
• Trevor and Alfredo briefly get into a preemptive argument over their upcoming "Owls vs Catfish" debate, with Alfredo claiming he could volleyball spike an owl if it got too close for comfort, while Trevor claims that the perfect defense against getting swallowed by a catfish is to T-pose.

Debating the SCARIEST Animal (Owls vs Catfish)

• During the opening segment of Trevor's presentation on owls, Christian and Alfredo can't help but notice that any positive traits about owls are written in the smallest possible font, as if trying to obscure the details.
• Trevor's increasingly manic insistence that owls are pure evil and freaks of nature.

Reacting to the SCARIEST Clips on the Internet!

• One video shows a person leaving an incredibly Creepy Doll on their counter and detailing some strange phenomenon, and Trevor and Alfredo are absolutely baffled that the person doesn't want to get rid of the doll.
  Trevor: "I don't want to get rid of her! I've fallen in love! This is my doll!"
• The Running Gag of Trevor and Alfredo trying to explain away everything with fishline.

Analyzing Evidence From Pennhurst Asylum

• While listening to soundbite of a strange growling noise, Alfredo jokes that it sounds like a noise he'd make while imitating a bigcat.
• Trevor and Alfredo come to a piece of evidence that appears to show a face of some kind in the window behind Trevor. Upon realizing what they've just seen, Alfredo whips off his headphones storms off-camera in fright, while all that Trevor can do is stare in open-mouthed shock.
  • Trying to prove what they're seeing, Trevor and Alfredo call Christian and the camera operators Cameron and Shane into frame to show them the anomaly. Christian and Shane notice it and are unnerved, meanwhile Cameron, who's the biggest skeptic on the crew, can only muster an amused "Yeah, that's weird."