The Nathan Lane interview, where Jiminy causes Lane to laugh uncontrollably towards the end.
Jiminy: You worked with that one famous drunk actor. What's his name? I'm always forgetting his name. Nathan: There's been so many. Jiminy: Drunky. Oh, George C. Scott, that's it. Nathan: (laughing while talking) Well he wasn't... Jiminy: Was he swervin' on the stage all the time? Nathan: (still laughing) No... Jiminy: Spewin' old booze from his breath? Nathan: He was... (more laughter) Jiminy: What was that like? Nathan: He was very kind to me. Jiminy: Very kind to you? Nathan: He did occasionally have a drink, but not on stage. Jiminy: I'll bet he had it in a little flask he hid. How come we don't hear from him so much? Nathan: Well, unfortunately he passed away. Jiminy: NO! Nathan: (struggling to keep from laughing more) You didn't get the memo? Jiminy: I didn't get the memo!
When Jiminy interviewed Alec Baldwin, he asked how many actresses he's slept with. When they got to Sarah Jessica Parker:
Alec: What do you do? She comes to your apartment at three o'clock in the morning after she wraps the friggin' TV show, she's like, y'know, (knocks)- Jiminy: But she's with Matthew Broderick from The Producers! Alec: (derisively) Come on, get serious. (crew members heard laughing)
When interviewing Janeane Garofalo, Jiminy read a quote from Janeane, "Sex is..." and scrunched up his face. Janeane burst out laughing. Can't blame her; it was a hilarious face.
The Regis Philbin interview, where he got Regis to crack up a few times.
Jiminy: You did Get Smart. Were you any good on it? Regis: I just played a cook, as a matter of fact. They had a little, to this day, people still talk about the, the scene where Don Adams played a little practical joke on me. Jiminy: Who's Don Adams? Regis: (mildly irritated tone) He was the agent in Get Smart. Jiminy: What's Get Smart? Regis: (cracking up)Get Smart was the name of Ga- (laughs) Don Adams's show! Jiminy: Oh, I'd love to see it, go on. Regis: Well, I was playing a baker, and everybody was suspicious of everybody- Jiminy: A baker, a baker of pies and bread? Regis: Of pies, and cakes, yes. And, uh- Jiminy: I love cake. Regis: ...He set me up, and then he hit me in the face with a cream pie. Jiminy: Who did? Regis: ...Don Adams.
When Jiminy interviewed David Duchovny, he got interrupted by a cell phone call and answered it. He then told David, "It's private." David was undestandably confused: "You just want me to go?" Jiminy re-iterated: "Well, it's private. (...) That means leave."
Jiminy: (on phone) Hi, Dixie. Oh, you can't believe it. Well I mean, the editors are gonna win an Emmy for this one. No, you know what it is? There's a self-absorption behind a smug wisdom- David: (off-camera) I can hear you!
In the same interview, David mentioned that he barely did any research for his role on The X-Files; at most, he talked to an FBI agent on the street for three minutes.
When Jiminy interviewed Bob Hope Note (played by Dave Thomas):
Bob: And th-th-this is the, uh, kid from that movie. The kid movie. Jiminy: And his name is Eugene... Eugene: Levy. Jiminy: Levy. Bob: I didn't see your movie, but I saw the trailer for it, where you entered, I think, a kitchen and there was a kid and he was doin' something with a pie. He had his, like, penis in a pie, didn't he? (moments later, when Jiminy cuts to commercial) Bob: I wanna talk more about that kid's penis.
When interviewing Sharon Stone, Glick said that Stone was a Ford model at one point. Then he says: "And was there nuuuuuudity innnnnvolved?" in this drawn-out, hushed tone that's hilarious.
Billy: I said: "Mime is money." Jiminy: (dismissively) I'm not interested in that part of the conversation.
Ice Cube, a notorious poker face, is slightly cracked up a few times by Jiminy, such as this moment:
Jiminy: What's the whole "ice" obsession about? Ice: Because it describes my personality. Jiminy: 'Cause you're cold. Or, when heated, you melt. Ice: (cracks a smile) What you think, man? Jiminy: You don't seem cold at all, you seem warm and loving.
After one of the commercial breaks in the first episode, Adrian van Voorhees ends a musical interlude and the band plays an off-key note. He gives them a "what the hell was that?!" look.
The Lalawood Fables segment in the Dennis Miller/Jerry Seinfeld episode has one of the funniest groin attacks ever done.
Jiminy: I know this story. Children eat each other. Elijah: No. Jiminy: Look at the tape, boy. Children are on an island, and they eat each other. And they season each other and then they chow down.
This bit at the end of the Bystanders to Times Gone By With Adrian van Voorhees sketch:
Adrian: (sniffing his pipe) The next crew member I find smoking dope out of this pipe is gonna get his ass kicked!
Andre Devine: This terrible movie you made. It's like a goose farting in your face!
When interviewing Steve Martin:
Jiminy: You get a lot of bad reviews. How does that make you feel, and how do you handle it? Steve: Well first of all, a lot of people get bad reviews. Charlie Chaplin got bad reviews. Jiminy: (shakes head) Mmm-mmm. Steve: ...Buster Keaton got bad reviews. Jiminy: No, not really. Not, not on the level you get them.
The outtakes, especially the moment when Kurt Russell gets the giggles and can't stop.
Kurt: (laughing) It's like being in the principal's office! [...] I'm not gonna come close to making it! Jiminy: You're gonna be fine. Kurt Vogel Russell. Is that your name? Kurt: (still laughing) That's it, Jiminy! Oh, shit...
Another outtake:
Jiminy: You were a cheerleader! Steve Martin: I was. In high school. Jiminy: (makes effeminate hand gesture) Yoo-hoo! Everyone must've stared at ya. Talk about bein' gay! (Steve cracks up)
Janeane burst out laughing. Can't blame her; it was a hilarious face.