- This exchange between Barnes and Junior.Barnes: Martin, get your boots on. And the next time I catch you spraying skeeter repellent on your fucking feet, I'm gonna court-martial your nigger ass.Junior: Well, then court-martial me, motherfucker! Bust my ass. Send me to fucking Long Binh! You do your fucking worst! You white folks have got your last klick out of Junior!Barnes: O'Neill, get me that centipede.O'Neill: Sergeant?Barnes: Yeah, that long, hairy, red and black bastard I found in the ammo crate. I'm gonna put it in this boy's crotch, see if he can walk.O'Neill: I remember now.Junior: [panicked] Hey! Now hold up, man! You just hold up and wait, all right?! Fuck it! I'll walk! I'll fucking walk, man!Bunny: Fucking pussy, man. Hey, Sarge, I gotta have him in my hole?Barnes: [sympathetically] Yeah...
- Toward the beginning of the movie, Junior gets a pretty good one in, when he quips that "the only way you [Bunny] can ever get pussy is if some bitch dies and wills it to you."
- Dale Dye's commentary on the DVD release. Cool Old Guy plus Retired Badass plus Deadpan Snarker is a recipe for something fantastic.
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