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  • So the kings are captured by the Tarantula Tribe and are tied down. Boomer has one large tarantula sticking its legs up his nose while Brady has little tarantulas crawling everywhere. And we mean everywhere.
    Boomer: This is intense!
    Brady: Really. That ONE tarantula got you down.
    Boomer: Yeah but this one's digging for gold.
    Brady: Yeah I got one digging too and it's NOT for gold.
    (They shake off the spiders)
    Boomer: Easy! This might be one of their customs.
    Brady: Yeah, well according to my customs me and that spider are now married!
    • And later around the end of the episode, Brady shakes the spider out of his shorts! Also, note they're wearing different clothes than when they were tied to those boards so maybe don't think too hard about where that tarantula was hiding all that time...
  • Two words. Angry Amnesia.
  • This exchange between Brady and Boomer from "Tome Deaf Jam":
    Boomer: How about whatever Brady says, I say the opposite.
    Brady: Don't do that.
    Boomer: And the opposite would be do that.
    Brady: Stop it.
    Boomer: Start it.
    Brady: Knock it off.
    Boomer: Knock it on.
    Brady: I'm going to the dungeon.
    Boomer: I'm going to the dunge-out.
    Brady: You're smart.
    Boomer: I'm dumb. I could do this all day!
  • This exchange after Brady and Boomer chase each other around and end up in the throne room, out of breath and panting:
    Brady: (panting) It-it's the high altitude.
    Boomer: (also panting and pointing out the window at the ocean) We're at sea level.
  • When they start making the Goulash for the giant. Boomer very slowly picks up the dynamite... very slowly puts it in a blender... VERY slowly puts the top on... then screams "LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" and hits blend. BOOM.

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