Funny / Operation Flashpoint

• In the final mission of Cold War Crisis, Guba gets cornered by Gastovski and starts gloating in Russian about his contingency plan about to go off elsewhere... only for Gastovski to snark back at Guba in Russian, revealing that he understood every word Guba said. The expression on the astonished general's face as he realizes he just flat-out told Gastovski where the second SCUD is while there is time to stop it is priceless:
  "You... You speak Russian? No. NOOOO! ARRRGHHHHH!!!"
• This gem of an exchange between private Fowley and sergeant Bergoff when you're riding along with them (as Dave Armstrong) in a jeep:
  "Are we supposed to prepare for war, sir?"
  "Especially for war, private!"
• "Jeep doesn't start with G, you meathead!"