Of Gemstones and Watches / Funny

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When you see what Max made for dinner tonight

All comedy is derived from fear.

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Chapters 1 through 10

A lot of Ben and Ruby's relationship is hilarious;
- Their first scene together ends with Ruby asking why Ben was hanging from a tree branch by his undies.
- When Ben makes his way back to the Rustbucket after turning into Heatblast for the first time, Ruby hits him with a fire extinguisher.
- When Ruby realizes that the Omnitrix an alien device, she's awestruck, which weirds Ben out a bit since she's ignoring the fire around her. When he asks how she knows that it's "alien stuff", she points out that it "came from the sky" while crossing her arms.
- Ruby chasing Echo Echo through the forest.
- Ruby and Ben wonder if Lady Liberty is a fascist stomper. Ben doesn't know what a fascist is.
- When they wonder if they're going to find mermaids underwater, Ruby wants them to be the scary, "eat-your-face-off" kind, which Ben just finds weird.
- Ben and Ruby pointing out to Gwen that saying that a trophy is solid gold is just asking for it to be stolen.
Chapter 2:
- "Uh, we got a grab-and-dash in Electronics. Male, five-foot-six, riding on a giant frog or a toad. Trust me, you can't miss him...and beware the frog."
- Ruby wears heelies.
- Ben is rather flabbergasted that Animo robbed the store just because he needed batteries.
- Ruby debating whether Astrodactyl could take down Animo's T-Rex.
  "Well, given dinosaur facts…" Ruby said. "I think the T-Rex would win given the smaller, frailer form of the pterodactyl. You know, cause the T-rex has a large jaw, size…"
  Ben gasped, offended. "Oh? Really then!" He opened his mouth wide, and fired a flurry of strange, green wisps that flew at the bird, exploding upon contact. The bird fell to the ground, with a big SPLAT! "CAN PTERODACTYLS DO THAT?"
  Ruby blinked. "Ok, yeah, I think you win the matchup."
Chapter 3:
- The opening pokes fun at the original opening scene of the episode.
  "And for you?" The older employee asked Ben. Ben thought for a second, before hearing a loud, metal thrash outside. He mischievously grinned, knowing something was up.
  "I'm gonna go with rocky road," he quipped. He then turned out the door, activating the watch. The man just stared at him as he ran outside.
  ("...the heck was that about? Kid can't just run away when he's giving his order," the employee thought.)
Chapter 4:
- When Ben asks what Badminton is, Ruby calls it "tennis for people in denial".
- Ben is surprised to learn that Max actually uses Facebook.
- Ruby bites Animo on the neck.
Chapter 5:
- The whiplash of Ruby threatening to break Ben's teeth if he uses his aliens to sneak into the room with the Sumo Slammers game, then returning to her cheery self.
- The author's note about the kids playing a Smash Brothers arcade game, saying that they can do whatever they want because it's an AU.
- This exchange;
  Ben: Why didn't [Yang] come on the road trip?
  Ruby: Training.
  Ben: Oh, is she on some sport team?
  Ruby: Yeah that works.
Chapter 6:
- Edwin wondering how the heck Ben turns into different aliens.
Chapter 7:
- Ben turning into Spidermonkey to fight the Circus Freaks and making a joke about it being the wind when Acid Breath hears the transformation, with Acid Breath taking a second to notice the monkey-like alien above him even after he starts to respond.
- This exchange;
  Zombozo: What, are you some kind of...Spidermonkey?
  Spidermonkey: Yes, actually. I figured it was more obvious.
- Acid Breath's half-hearted attempt to recruit Ben.
Chapter 8:
- When Ruby first meets Gwen, she finds her worse than what Ben described, and wondered who put "salt in her milk". Ben finds the analogy weird.
- Ruby's confusion of Echo Echo's echolocation.
- The Echo Echo's unwillingness to enter the girls' room.
  - The bit about Ruby parting the group like the Red Sea is a funny description.
Chapter 9:
- Steam Smythe is described as the "baby boomer's baby boomer".
- Smythe interrupting his rant to wonder what the heck Ben is doing with Cannonbolt (seeing if he has magnetism powers).
Chapter 10:
- When Ben sees Crescent Rose, he briefly wants to trade with Ruby.
- Ben hiding in the tree and watching Ruby slice through the Grimm.

Chapters 11 through 20

Chapter 11:
- Ruby playing Pokémon Ruby, of all games.
- Ben DESTROYING Cardin in the cage match. The camp learned how loud Cardin could scream that day.
- A brief cameo from someone...
  Nora: Ten bucks on Yang! BREAK HIS LEGS!
Chapter 12:
- Max doesn't get why Ruby and Ben find his cooking so nasty, thinking that they're just picky.
- Ben calling Anna from the camp a "weird lady", which she's rather hurt by. Ruby thinks that Anna is weird too, but she didn't say anything.
- Ben and Ruby's intense game of mini-golf, especially the brief verbal fight.
  Ben: And that's what I call a hole in one!
  Ruby: Show off.
  Ben: Says the girl with the giant scythe.
  Ruby: You really wanna call me out, chandelier face? That was less of an insult and more of a compliment.
  Ben: Chandelier face? Oh, you're FUNNY.
Chapter 13:
- Anna and Verdona just watching the fight and eating.
- Kevin and Ben's various back and forths about alien names.
- This exchange;
  Ruby: You two certainly...destroyed this place.
  Ben: Believe me, his aliens are a lot worse than mine. Look what he did to my shirt!
  Ruby: Ben, you have like ten of the same shirt. Why does it even matter?
Chapter 14:
- The version of Madcow in this timeline has DNA from Rath.
- Ben 10k's reaction to present Ben making a "cool alien" joke about Big Chill.
- Ben 10k's reaction to Ruby saying "compensating for something?"
  - Apparently that's Tiayang's go-to joke whenever Qrow uses Harbinger, according to Ruby.
- The Mood Whiplash in future Ruby's note about Ben 10k and his power.
  Future!Ruby: Ben is the strongest thing in this universe. And by far, the scariest. [Beat] Anyways, you guys want cookies?
- Future Ruby revealing to Ben 10k that she's pregnant.
Chapter 15:
- The VERY reserved reaction of the Tennyson family when they find out Ben can transform into aliens.
  - Carl and Sandra are more concerned about ice cream than the fact their kid is a superhero.
- Max's visible confusion upon seeing Sunny.
- Joel cringing upon hearing his father's AWFUL jokes about marriage.
- Lucy and Sunny playing the knife game. Carl is unnerved.
- Ben uses his aliens to help set up the wedding and gets paid as a result... the amount being big enough that his parents are flabbergasted.
- The horrible suit being burned. Ben and Ruby make smores over the fire.
Chapter 16:
- One of the Bens initially wants to name Slapback Bullfrag.
- This exchange:
  Ben: Alright...now to awkwardly wait to time out and rejoin society!
  [Beat]
  Ruby: ...this is a dumb plan.
  Ben: Yeah, I know.
Chapter 17:
- When Wes hears the name Blitwolfer, he asks Ben if he really named an alien after a CNN host. Ben has no idea what CNN is.
Chapter 18:
- Steam Smythe getting angry at Ben and Ruby for destroying his blimp, noting how much it costs.
- Kevin managed to escape from the Vreedle Brothers because they threw the pin instead of the grenade and blew themselves up.
Chapter 19:
- The kids are admiring the scenery... until Kevin runs out of camera film and suggests that they play Sumo Slammers.
- Max's reaction to Super Alien Hero Buddies.
- The Super Alien Hero Buddies version of Water Hazard wets himself, much to Ben and Ruby's annoyance.
- Bit of a meta example; a reviewer praised Emerald and Charmcaster's "friendship".
Chapter 20:
- None of the kids are very sorry that Max couldn't find what he was looking for at the mall, though they pretend otherwise to spare his feelings.
- A quick Take That! to the Ultimate Alien era of Ben 10.
  Ben: It's kind of a shame that he doesn't use the ultimates more often.
  Ruby: Yeah, kind of defeats the whole gimmick of the series. And even when he does, they're usually small. Remember when he used it against the Lord of all Evil during the Hero Generation finale? That was a cool time to use it. Not during some stupid battle in a tunnel.
  Ben: Yeah. Plus, when anti-Ishyama used it against him? Totally awesome. Seeing the Jurassic techniques at their fullest were some of the coolest moments of Hero Generation.
  Ruby: I'm glad someone sees where I'm coming from! Mega Sumos is just a lame continuation of Hero Generation.

Chapters 21 through 30

Chapter 21:
- Animo had a dolphin/raccoon hybrid idea as some kind of inside joke with himself.
- Animo wonders if Ruby even attends school, due to her biting him on the neck earlier that summer.
Chapter 22:
- Apparently Ben once nearly burned down the kitchen trying to make macaroni and cheese.
Chapter 23:
- At one point in the fight Ben takes a bite out of Vilgax and swallows it... and still finds it better than Max's cooking.
Chapter 24:
- Ruby's reaction to Vilgax turning out to still be alive.
Chapter 25:
- Ben expressing disbelief that high school could be worse than middle school.
Chapter 26:
- Kevin's reaction to finding out that Kwarrel is a therapist.
Chapter 27:
- Kylie comes into the meeting room, telling Kevin that Max is apparently plotting something before she notices Ben is in the room too. She then asks him to ignore what she just said, only for him to bring it up again after he recognizes her. Kevin even gives her a look and asks why she thought that he'd drop it.
- Everyone in Zeta Squadron's disgusted reaction to the idea of "mandatory fun".
Chapter 28:
- Ben explains to Ruby that Rook stays with his family because the rent in Bellwood is rather high. Later, as Rath, he guesses that the bank robbers are trying to pay off either student loans or a really big rent, prompting one of them to nudge another and to say that he gets it.
- Ben tries to turn into Big Chill, but ends up as Rath, who Ruby refers to as a steroid-fueled Hobbes, and tries to suplex a wall.
- Kylie apparently kept demanding pictures of Echo Echo from Ben, with Ben finally giving her some as an early birthday present.
Chapter 29:
- Roman being Mistaken for Junkie by a cop when he asks about "Dust", thinking that he means PCP and not a type of crystal with mystical powers.
- Roman was caught off guard by Ben's abilities because he didn't pay attention during the debriefing.
Chapter 30:
- Manny and Hellen talk about Pakmar's newest business, and Ben gets a Sneeze Cut when the former wonders who is responsible for Pakmar's enterprises getting wrecked.
- Psyphon's drug is called "Crystal Dolphin".

Chapters 31 through 40

Chapter 31:
- Everyone's reactions to Yang bringing Monopoly.
- The chaotic force that is Lev.
  - "Live a little. Drink a little. Do donuts in a stolen police car. You know, normal Archimedean things.”
  - Lev throwing Monopoly into the fire. "This game has plagued family game nights for decades, ripping children from their mothers’ arms and shattering full and happy marriages!"
- “They brought booze and Monopoly" is enough to get everyone screaming.
- Apparently Kylie once slept through an attack by a Lancer swarm.
Chapter 32:
- Ruby is a little too happy when Animo's mutant ray gives her a Petrosapien arm, especially after she figures out how to turn it into a scythe.
- Rook is turned part Upchuck like in canon, and it's hilarious.
- Weiss is transformed into a Sonorosian (Echo Echo's species), by Animo's ray. Predictably, Kylie, who finds Echo Echo adorable, is cuddling her like a living teddy bear right up until she returns to normal.
- Everyone's reaction to Doppler boils down to "what the fuck is that".
- The author's note at the end makes mention the fact Doppler is played by Arin Hanson.
Chapter 33:
- Weiss doesn't believe Ben and Ruby about Xingo at first, but then Rook mentions encountering him as well.
- When Yang suggests playing a game of "assassin", Weiss doesn't know what it is. When Blake points out that Weiss is the most sheltered of them all, Weiss is a bit hurt by the comment, but completely agrees.
- Kylie tries to tease Yang about her and Blake, only for Yang to turn the tables and ask about Kylie and Weiss.
- Albedo's casual nature throughout the chapter.
- Ruby using Ben's fear of peacocks against Albedo, and later on Ben himself.
- The horrified reactions of the heroes to Albedo's calm, rational, and skinny Rath.
Chapter 34:
- Ruby did not miss Max's cooking, and discreetly throws her "burger" into the lake the first chance that she gets.
- Ruby has some initial trouble with teenager Gwen since she's smiling and actually getting along with Ben without correcting him every 33 seconds.
- Kevin very bluntly asking Ben why he and Ruby aren't dating yet.
- "Missed me, missed me, now you gotta get KICKED IN THE FACE!"
Chapter 35:
- Despite sharing emotions just a few pages ago, Yang is willing to prank Ben.
- Zs'skayr ditching Roman in an empty vault.
  Roman: Fuck that guy.
Chapter 36:
- When Ben uses Upgrade to make something, there's an incident mentioned where he caused a lot of chaos trying to make mac and cheese.
- Ruby manages to turn Rath into a scaredy-cat by sneaking up on him.
- Ben calling the LED weapon he used against Zs'Skayr a "vomit gun".
- Ceres telling the team to keep a Zs'skayr possessed Rook in one piece because "she likes him."
- Zs'skayr briefly takes over Kylie to attack the group, but only manages to take over one side of her body thanks to her aura. How does Kylie try to get him out of her body? By slapping herself in the face.
  Zs'skayr: Have you no dignity, child?!
  Kylie: Bold of you to assume...I had any...in the first place!
Chapter 37:
- Ben meets a Galvan that is clearly Azmuth... and he assumes that he's just some weirdo who crashed Max's memorial service.
- After the troopers Servantis brings refuse to attack Ben and company, one of the women shamelessly says that Ceres makes her question her sexuality. Ceres then points finger guns at her, causing her to squeal and nearly faint.
Chapter 38:
- After taking down Servantis, Ruby is a little ticked because Ben yelled right in her ear.
Chapter 39:
- The conversation on the way to Beacon somehow got to how a poppy bagel can make you fail a drug test, much to Ben's bafflement. Ruby then derails the conversation by asking if she's strong or weak if she punches herself and it hurts.
- When it's revealed that Ironwood is Weiss's stepfather in this universe, Ruby freaks out a bit because she didn't know this. When she starts complaining that she could have had Crescent Rose upgraded with Atlas hardware, Weiss explains that that's why she didn't tell them. Blake reassures her that she was right to keep it a secret.
- Rook tries to ask Glynda a question about the Beacon dorms, which she interrupts, assuming that he wanted to know if they were co-ed or not. He actually wanted to know if they had showers, and is baffled that she assumed that's what he wanted to ask. She then leaves before actually answering the question, causing Rook to pout.
- Penny greets Ruby with The Glomp, as usual, causing Ruby to go "WHY"! She also assumes that Ben and Ruby are dating, and when she learns that Ben's team has five members and that they're not using the letters of their name, claims that doing so is actually illegal.
- When Ben hears about Oobleck's name, he wonders if it's actually a real word.
- Despite wearing a matrice, Ben can't quite grasp the concept.
- Ruby reveals to Rook during their spar that, under her clothes, she's actually ripped. Rook then asks about her exercise routine, which she uses as an opening to attack him. As he lays on the floor, she agrees to swap workout info with him.
- Ben's fighting style as a human is based on soccer, of all things.
- Qrow and Six get into a fight like the one with Winter in canon, but they're apparently drinking buddies.
Chapter 40: "The Blanket Fort" has Ruby pounding on the door, referencing to the Eric Andre show as she's accidentally locked out.

Chapters 41 through 50

Chapter 41: "Kevin Puts His Health at Risk": just the title alone should get some attention.
- Kevin making a series of bad choices- from drinking BBQ sauce to eating a bunch of lava cakes, and then eating a bunch of McRibs - you can understand why this chapter is called that.
- Lev apparently challenged Kevin to eat those McRibs because he KNOWS he would win.
- Kevin sees Jesus after his Lava Cake challenge.
Chapter 42: "The Debate Team's Secret Weapon" has some gems:
- Apparently Gwen's got a ten-page rant on the "debate club experience".
- Yang intimidates someone on the other team into eating his cards.
- In the end, the Beacon team won... because the lay judge liked their outfits more than the other team's.
Chapter 43:
- The references to the previous times that Ben's cloned himself using the Echo Echo glitch.
- When sensitive Ben gives Rook advice on dealing with his father's issue with him joining the Plumbers, it's so out of character that Rook accuses him of being an impostor, getting surprisingly emotional.
- Ben tries to transform into XLR 8... and ends up as Gray Matter. Ruby defeats him easily.
Chapter 44
Weiss has the misfortune of being randomly assigned to work with Cardin on a project. In the end, she did most of the work, so she didn't put his name on the project. When Ben remarks that doing so was cold, Weiss responds that she grew up in Atlas, she's seen colder.
- Mixed with awesome, but Velvet intimidating Cardin into submission... with wireframe holograms of Diamondhead. Weiss admits upon seeing that that Velvet scares her, with Ben saying that he doesn't think that even Ghostfreak could get such a reaction and that he's both impressed and horrified.
Chapter 47:
- Ben gets another Sneeze Cut when Gwen's about to start her ritual to contact Max's spirit.
- "Brianna" asks if Ruby's hair is black turning red or the other way around. Ruby doesn't know.
Chapter 47:
- Min decides to mess with Kevin by turning invisible and inaudible to everyone but him.
- When Min’s antics risk making him late to Glynda’s class, Kevin slams her into the floor hard enough to crater it. The end result is Min developing a crush on Kevin.
Chapter 48:
- On a mission, Albedo is disguised as Whitley Schnee. The narration even pauses to reassure the reader that they read that correctly.
- When Fistina hits Neo's illusion of Albedo and it shatters like glass, she wonders if she's really that strong.
Chapter 49:
- Kylie mentally noting that Winter has what she calls a "resting bitch voice".
- Winter immediately assumes that Kylie calling is about asking permission to date Weiss.
- As it turns out, Winter's currently watching Rex while his team is cleaning up a mess from his last mission. All we know about what happened is that he thought that a "landslide strategy" was a good idea, causing Winter to Facepalm.
Chapter 50:
- "Brianna" doesn't like wearing a skit, feeling like some perv's going to snap a picture up it. Weiss calls that implausible... because phones are turned off during class hours. When "Brianna" makes a retort, we get a rehash of the canon "combat skirt" low five scene.
- Cardin asks "Brianna" out without even knowing her name, so she misleads him into thinking that she accepted and sends him on a wild-goose chase.
- "Brianna" copy-pasted some opening lyrics from Bleach for a poetry assignment.
- "Brianna" starts changing back in the middle of the hall, so Ruby shuts them into a locker so they can turn into Ghostfreak and head back to the dorm without someone noticing. When Ceres asks if that was really the best plan, Ruby admits that she just wanted to "flex dominance".

Chapters 51 through 60

Chapter 51:
- Apparently Ceres flashbangs Ben often, to the point that it only happening twice a week is considered an accomplishment.
- Ruby specifying that they were all friends, since Penny's dodgeball performance may have made her a few enemies.
- When Penny notes her surprise at how well Ruby is taking her Robotic Reveal, Ben boasts that she has him to thank for that, prompting Ceres to elbow him.
Chapter 52:
- Kylie is revealed to be writing a fanfic that makes her friends out to be Bleach characters.
  - Ben is a little ticked that his Shikai just has Shock and Awe powers before Kylie explains her Meaningful Name reasoning, and what his Bankai is.
  - Kylie admits that she ran out of ideas for all the powers and stuff, so she ended up just giving Ruby Byakuya's Bankai, but with a scythe, literally writing that on her character sheet. Ruby can live with that.
Chapter 53:
- Fox exploits his blindness for jokes enough that Toph herself would be proud, the one where he compliments Ruby's outfit even sounds like her comments on Sokka's art.
- Cardin shows up at the restaurant from "Brianna" agreeing to go with him, only to get Stood Up, for obvious reasons. He's still there when the others from Beacon leave.
- Coco describes Cardin's date wear as something a Catholic boy on the verge of atheism would wear to an important mass. When Ruby makes a joke on how she's almost offended on the Catholic's behalf, Coco is surprised, because she thought that Ruby was Catholic due to her crosses.
Chapter 54:
- Ruby and Yang apparently abducted their father a few times for a "surprise tea party".
- Roman can't be bothered to remember Ben's name, calling him "Preston Change-o" when the Forever Knight asks if he's with the rescue group.
- No one on Salem's side told Roman that Taiyang was Ruby's father, apparently for kicks.
Chapter 55:
- Taiyang has a raccoon taste-test a dish he's making. Said raccoon has one taste and flees to find something to drown out the flavor.
Chapter 56:
- Kylie and Yang beating Kevin in Yugioh, with a valid combo as well.
- Anna's deadpan reaction to Min and the Brianna story.
- As payback for a racist restaurant owner barring entry to her wife and Blake, Anna uses her Paper Master powers to torment him without him realizing what’s happening.
- Kevin calling Min out on stealing his chocolate cake.
Chapter 57:
- When Ben curses all the Chaos Gods he knows because he's sure someone is messing with him, Min and her father smirk.
- Ben is Secretly Wealthy because he and Max sued aliens who created unlicensed adaptations of his adventures for everything they had... and often beat them up as well. He doesn't touch his money much save for occasionally helping Ceres with funding for her projects... not that she knows that.
- One of the rip-offs actually made Gwen his girlfriend, much to the disgust of Weiss when she hears it, and Max in the past (not to mention Ben)
- When Weiss learns that one bootleg made Ruby a Faux Action Girl who has to be saved by "Ben" every episode (which Ben has wisely never told Ruby about) she's furious and convinces him to go with her to pummel the guy, even after Ben tells her that he lives on a sun planet.
Chapter 58:
- When Kevin has trouble asking Min out, Doppler gets tired of it and just asks her for him.
- Ceres, Ari, Blake, and Yang going to the "straightest" restaurant possible- Ceres and Ari steal silverware because "between all the members of the Zeta Squad, they have 2 sets of silverware in between all of them."
- Ari claiming she stole a necklace off of a corpse from the Titanic.
- Verdona calling Ben a Zoomer.
  Verdona: [Max and I] were long time friends before that. Assigned study buddies, semi-daily lunchtime meetings, friends who hung out beyond school, subtle hand-holders...
  Ben: Getting off-topic, grandma.
  Verdona: Okay, zoomer.
  Ben: ...what the hell? Since when did you know memes?
  Verdona: Oh don't give me that look, Ken taught me that one. Honestly, you kids are impatient nowadays.
- Ben and Ruby hide the pieces of the science lab skeleton all over the Beacon campus.
Chapter 59:
- At the end of the chapter, the trio prepares to waterboard Doppler after he let Kevin take his time getting out of a block of ice as revenge for being called useless.
Chapter 60. Holy shit, Chapter 60.
- Lev running in with sparklers when Ben and Kevin discover their pregnancy.
- Kevin immediately assumes the pregnancy is Charmcaster's doing and blames Ben for dragging him into this.
- Salem is oddly lenient on the pregnancy situation with Albedo, which is utterly hilarious for various reasons.

Chapters 61 through 70

Chapter 61:
- Penny's invite. "Please fight me."
- Penny casually flying in and carrying Ben and Ruby to the battlefield.
- Ruby and Ben have to talk Penny out of using her absurdly large swords at the end.
Chapter 62:
- Maria demonstrates her Semblance by catching a falling apple and throwing it at Ben, who catches it and eats it.
- Lev tests the hypothesis of whether drinking 50 Red Bulls makes you go color blind, with Kevin as his test subject.
- Maria's anger over how 'soft' the Vytal Festival's gotten.
  Maria: Ah yes, the Vytal Festival, such a good time. I remember breaking some guy's leg and NOT getting penalized for it. The rules these days are too soft! Bone breaking doesn't even bother us that much! Our aura can repair that wound in an hour, maybe!
- Qrow learns the names of Ben's teammates just so he can fuck with Ben.
  - Later, he just calls him Floyd.
- The kids roast the hell out of Qrow's fashion sense when he was young.
- Qrow's nickname was Milk because of a low test score.
- Ruby using Blake’s ‘Ninjas of Love’ dakimakura to make a pillow fort.
Chapter 63:
- Kevin flicking Doppler for refusing to share an idea he's got in the works.
Chapter 64:
- Doppler boasts of helping with Ruby's birthday meal, only to be reminded that they just let him push the buttons on the microwave.
- Ceres dressed as Samus, with a fully functional suit.
- Kevin throws a Batarang that hits Cardin's car and breaks the windshield.
Chapter 65:
- Ben gets his retinas burned out by the sun in Amity Arena.
- The light banter the Zeta Squad has with Cardin and his team.
  Cardin: We've been training hard, y'know. Don't think we haven't been studying your moves during training time.
  Ben: ...so you've been voyeuring us? Ewwwww.
  Cardin: No! Not like that! We're just...studying your every move...
  Kevin: Can't blame him. Can't help if Ben, Blonko, and I get all the attention from both sides~
  Cardin: Please! If we'd spy on one of you, it'd be her!
  [Beat]
  Ceres: Alright, we were just joking at first, but now I'm really looking forward to hurting you.
  Kylie: I'm glad I was excluded from your ogling.
- This description:
  Ben grinned as he kicked the balls at Cardin. He raised up his weapon and started to deflect the attacks, sending them flying across the arena...And then one hit Ceres in the head. She turned around and glared. You know that one scene in the Justice League cartoon where Wonder Woman gets hit by a soldier and she gives him a look that says 'You're dead, jackass'?
  Yeah. Cardin was right to be worried.
- Ben's eulogy for Cardin.
  Ben: Here lies Cardin Winchester- date of birth, April 11, 2000. Date of death, November 10th, 2018. Cause of death: attempting to be clever. He will not be missed.
Chapter 68
- Mercury tries to use the Proto-Tool to take Rook out, only to fail because he held it backwards.
Chapter 69
- Ben joking afte his talk wth Qrow,

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