Funny / Ninja Assassin

• The fact that Raizo kills a kunoichi in a laundromat and put an undetermined part of her corpse in a dryer is this when you stop to think about how patently absurd it sounds. It gets even better when you imagine how wacky a fight has to be in order to it to end up in the dryer if he didn't do it on purpose.
• Raizo notices that Mika's a size 36 in clothes. Mika says she's a 34. He gets her a 34. It doesn't fit.
  • "The only time you lied to me was when you told me your size"
• One of the soldiers expresses the opinion that Raizo looks like a member of a boy band. Raizo gives him a Death Glare, despite being in a different room and the soldier was watching him through a camera.
  • This also doubles as Fridge Brilliance for Americans unfamiliar with the actor playing Raizo. The actor, Jeong "Rain" Ji-Hoon, is famous in South Korea as a pop singer.
• Takeshi AND Raizo getting hit by a car in midst of a showdown is a Crowning Moment Of Bloody Hilarity.
• Mika. Dynamic Entry. Takeshi. Fishtailing car.