Funny / Naka Teleeli

With Naka, Ogre and co., there are funny times ahead.

.Hack

• How much Naka hates Sakaki; it comes down to him saying "I'm going to kill you" in almost every scene he appears in. Even his video descriptions join in.

Kirby Super Star

• In Kirby Super Star, during the Great Cave Offensive, Naka explains how the blocks he's standing on will break if you attack them. Cue Ogre turning into a stone and breaking through them.
  Naka: Nice one.
  (Ogre warps back to Naka and pushes him into the abyss)
  Naka: AAAH!
  Ogre: (cracking up) Oh...! It was so worth it!
  • And another pit-related mistake, during Milky Way Wishes, when both Naka and Ogre are both trying to break a block to get down into a pit, that unfortunately is also a bottomless pit, to get to a door beneath the block. Ogre's busy trying to smash it with Rock, when Naka presses his down attack and smashes through the block....also causing him to fall downward past the door and into the death pit without being able to stop. Cue hysterics.
  Ogre: BEST. DEATH. EVER.

Kirby and the Amazing Mirror

• Their luck with pitfalls and moves-that-send-them-downward seems to be a trend. In their Kirby & the Amazing Mirror LP, the both of them manage to duplicate their earlier accidents from above.
• Naka’s antics at trying to keep UFO after a roly-poly rolls into him and makes him lose it, Naka enters a cycle of getting it back only for another roly-poly to make him lose it again. He finally does keep UFO and returns to the hub world, which removes UFO as soon as you enter. Both Naka and Ogre are mortified.

The Lost Vikings

• Ogre as Olaf results in a lot of amazing quotes done with an exaggerated Swedish accent
  "He's a witch, kill him quick"
  "Imma running! Don't stop me! It will be bad for your karma"
  "Where's my fucking candy?!"
• Naka's scream of pure agony and rage at the end of Rivets after he fails the last jump of the level. It goes on for long you can see Raven trying to fall into the spikes himself before the video cuts away.
• Perhaps the star moment of the whole lp is during 8-Ball where Naka runs across a pit into the side of some instant-kill spikes. Naka, Raven, and especially Ogre reacting so strongly to what happens makes it even better. Also Naka's attempt to save face a few minutes later, which is less than successful.
  Naka: One of these days I am going to miss that very first jump.
  Ogre: You already did.
  Naka: Nah, that one doesn't count. That was on purpose.
  (Falls into spikes)
  Naka: GADDANGIT!
• Later in an even worse That One Level known as Phantom, Ogre gets sick of Thor's speech when you die 15 times in a row.
  (Thor's speech bubble pops up)
  Ogre: Shut up Thor, no one needs you.
  (The rest of the dialogue goes by in a flash as someone mashes buttons)
  Naka: We already got Thor...
  Raven: Feeling pretty Thor myself.

Let's Muscle! (Kinnikuman Muscle Grand Prix 2)

• So, so much from "Let's Muscle".
  Ogre: I'm gonna be Scarface-
  Naka: NO WHY.
  • Naka's extreme hamminess as The Mountain.
  (Round bell rings)
  Naka: (charges at Ogre) WUUUUUUUUUUUH!
• Naka and Ogre talking about the anime and when they realized a certain moment from it:
  Naka: "Oh what's that special effect that's going across the screen? That must really hurt. Oh wait that's blood."
• Naka, not knowing how to play the game, manages to figure out how to pull off a Level 9 super move. However Ogre dodges it, leading to Naka beating Ogre up and winning the match anyway through sheer anger.
  Naka: YOU JERK! THAT WAS A FREAKING LEVEL 9!
  Ogre: You seem angry that I dodged your special attack!
• Due to the game being a Japanese exclusive and them preferring to use the Circle button for confirmation instead of cancellation like in other territories, this results in Naka getting mixed up a few times.
  Naka: Fightin' in the desert.
  (Beat as we hear buttons being pressed)
  Ogre: Fightin' in the desert.
  Naka: Which one of these is confirm?!
  Ogre: Circle!
  Naka: No! I was hitting Square... I wasn't even close!
  Ogre: Maybe it's triangle.
• As Naka and Ogre are playing through the arcade mode as Neptune Man, they eventually come across his final boss... Neptune King, aka the person who taught Neptune Man everything he knows. Naka and Ogre react appropriately.
  Naka: C'mon Akuma Shogun.
  (Neptune King appears)
  Naka: That looks like...
  Ogre: AGH!
  Naka: Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!
  Ogre: Oh this is going to be awkward.

Let's Play Dora and the Pirate Pig's Treasure

• "I'M DAH MAP!"
  • "For our final bit, I have in my hand... GAUZE! I also have in my hand... tape! That I'm going to use to tape most of my mouth shut".

New Super Mario Bros Wii

• Pretty much any of the LP of New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
  (Ogre throws Naka down a pit again and starts laughing)
  Naka: Jerk! JEEEEEEEEEEERK!
  Ogre: (still laughing) My sides, they hurt so...
  • Even moreso than that, the infamous moment that everyone remembers...the Bone Coaster's dickery from good 'ol Ogre-Weegie.
  Naka: ...Maybe I shouldn't be standing right next to—*hurled over the edge*—OH, CRAP!
  (Ogre bursts into laughter)
  Naka: You jerk!
  Ogre: (laughing still) That was funny!
  (Bone Coaster then picks up speed JUST as Naka respawns, leaving him desperately jumping to both stay on the thing and avoid lava)
  Naka: (screaming in terror) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Meanwhile, Ogre snickers in the background) I'LL KILL YOU, WEEGIE!!
• As a commentor said, if episode 2 had a title it would be called "NO YOSHI NO!"
  Ogre: No Yoshi nooooooo! (sobs) Why were you so delicious?
• In the beginning of one New Super Mario Bros. Wii update, the dramatic recap. "Luigi? Is that you? ... You're on THEIR side now."
• Cyllaenoi confusing a Mushroom for a Cheep Cheep.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Manhattan Project

• In the first episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Manhattan Project, the two of them do a standard co-op for ten minutes, while completely forgetting about the new YouTube time limit being fifteen minutes. The last third of the movie was a very accidental and very humorous look at some of the sites they look at.

Pocky and Rocky 2

• This random shout from Ogre:
  Ogre: KINNIKUMAN!
  Naka: (sputters into laughter) Where the crap did that come from?
• Naka (Pocky) throwing Ogre (Bomber Bob) into a wall in Stage 2.
• Naka decides to fight the boss Beedy without using save states, this ends up biting him in the butt hard in the next stage which is a auto-scrolling stage that is hard even with save states. Being stuck with no lives and no equipment makes the level a huge trial for Naka, who understandably has to take a break midway through the level.

Minecraft Survival

• From his Minecraft: Survival series, the ending from episode 9:
  Naka: Are you with me friend? The surface! I've broken through! I can... I can see it! Fight the current... AHH!! FREEDOM!!!
  (Distant Reaction Shot as he realizes he's stranded on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean)
  Naka: ...well.
  • And just before then as Friend gave a concerned look of how much Naka was digging upwards:
  Naka: If I pace myself, I can keep going all day long. And I'm talking about ALL DAY LONG~!
• Minecraft: Journey Home had one in the second episode where Naka picked up a bunny in the Aether and it ended up on top of his head. Naka was gathering some wood and then the bunny peed on his head.
• During episode 9 of Minecraft: Behind the Scenes, he explains how, on a previous take, a random villager's sprite landed on top of the spider boss, which caused him to glitch out really weird.

Persona 4

• Persona 4:
  • This part of episode 48:
  Ogre: But I wanted to hit the bookstore! They were gonna have the new issue of "My Little Chojin: Wrestling Is Magic!"
  Naka: *groan*
  Ogre: Oh c'mon, I've been waiting for that issue forever! It's gonna have Applesmack take on Warsmare and we're gonna see the Hayseed Bomb! It's gon' be great!
  Naka: *double groan with double facepalm*
  Ogre: You can feel the pain on that one.
  • Naka and Ogre's reaction to the size of the Lake Guardian after finally catching it.
• Naka and Ogre marveling at what the principle of the school collects: tank parts.
  Ogre: I’m a paladin, so can I be part of your collection?
  Naka: (In an old man voice, barely holding back laughter) One of these days I’m going to build my own tank and run over everyone who walks in the middle of the street!

Kirby's Return to Dreamland

• Episode 17 of Kirby's Return to Dreamland. There's an area where the walls close in, so Hi-Jump is needed. Naka gets the ability right before Kirby latches on to the feet of Ogre's flying Bandana Dee above him and they go up that way.
  Naka: THIS IS NOT HOW HI-JUMP WORKS!
  • Episode 9. Naka and Ogre (as King Dedede) are faced with a heavy platform held up by a rope, which is blocking a door. They need to cut it but none have a cutting tool. Ogre's solution? Change to Bandanna Dee under the platform and cut the rope while they both stand in its way.
  Naka: Thanks genius!
  Ogre: Worth it!
• Once again, Naka sends himself hurtling into a pit.
  • And again.
  Ogre: CALLED IT.

Touhou Mother

• From Naka's blind LP of Touhou Mother:
  Naka: Now, as with any Touhou game, "Easy" means hard, "Normal" means really freaking hard, "Hard" means you're pulling your hair out, and "Lunatic" is... actually quite fitting.
  • From Part 15:
  Naka: I am, however, curious what's over here. AAAAAAHH!!

• In Part 47 Naka being Genre Savvy of Castlevania doesn't do him any favors on who he has to fight.
  Naka: Yeah, I thought I saw a black spot on the moon.
  Remilia: Open, gates of Hades! Come my servant! Swat these pompous flies who dare dirty my castle!
  Naka: (encounter starts) Is it Death?
  (The game shows it is, indeed, Death.)
  Naka: Awww crap!
  Death: Hey there. ^note His message in a annotation before Youtube deleted all of them off of their site. In the game he says "You shall go no further!"

Transformers War For Cybertron

• A similar scream in Naka's Touhou Mother LP happens when he sees Trypticon's true form.

Ardy Lightfoot

• Naka's amazing improvised dialogue for the villain and his minion.
  Big Bad: Aha! I'm big and evil! Go make me a ham sandwich.
  Mole Boss: OKY BOSS

Nintendo Land

• Ogre throws an insult toward Ridley, though it sounds more an insult toward his namesake.
  Ogre: You can fly all you want, Prometheus was still ass!

New Super Mario Bros U

• Naka's terrified screaming during the final Bowser fight.
  • "But wait!" You might be thinking. "We hear Naka scream all the time!" Trust us. This one qualifies.

Dancing with BAMs

• The ending to Dancing with BAMs - Brutal Orisk when Naka realizes that the monster he just killed wasn't the one he needed to kill for his quest.

Parodius series

• Naka accidentally making things much harder on himself in Sexy Parodius. The first problem is he picks the Option, who is an Difficult, but Awesome character he never quite gets a hold of. The second problem is Naka's disinterest in using the wall power-up, which the game encourages more use of. It comes to a head when he reaches the final level, which normally isn't quite that bad but the mixture of a non-ideal character and no use of the wall power-up turns the final level into a brutal Bullet Hell. Naka eventually becomes so infuriated, he eventually cuts off his own commentary and inserts a much calmer post-commentary.

Paper Mario (64)

• Ogre suggesting to drop kick Kammy in Paper Mario. Later becomes an amazing unintentional Brick Joke in Paper Mario: Thousand-Year Door when Rock Hawk drop kicks Kammy, it is even Lampshaded by Ogre.
• Naka's general annoyance with Jr. Troopa and Kolorado, which Ogre gleefully likes to poke fun at as the game goes on.

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

• Ogre’s joke with Kroop that triggers a series of devolving non-sequiturs.
  Ogre: Don’t forget about Murphy and… Murphy and the Browns… Football.
  Naka: Touchdown.
  Ogre: Homerun!
  Naka: GOOOOOOOOAL!
  Ogre: Red card! Green card! Amnesty!
  Naka: Tear down that wall!

3D Dot Game Heroes

• Ogre suddenly guest starring in an episode, he wastes no time in snarkily pointing out the game's references and trolling Naka when he is getting a new sword.
  Naka: Of these three swords, you get to take your pick.
  Ogre: Excalibur.
  Naka: I don't have enough tiny blocks for that one...
  Ogre: Well then that's your fault.
  Naka: (Explains the swords in detail)
  Ogre: Oh I know which one I want: Gungnir.
  Naka: Don't have that one either, c'mon man.
  Ogre: You should have worked better on that!
  Naka: I only have three to choose from!
  Ogre: You should have gotten Gungnir when you had the chance!
  Naka: I'm gonna pick for you if you don't make a choice!
• The absolute death gauntlet Naka set up for the last Block Defense level in 3D Dot Game Heroes. He's really good at setting up cost-effective defenses with the smallest number of turrets possible, and showcases how to clear the levels in a brutally efficient manner. But you know efficiency went out the window when he builds around 12 cannon towers near the entrance of the enemy path in the final level, causing mobs to get murdered the instant they set foot on the map. And yet despite spending tons of gold on building and upgrading turrets, he still walks away after each wave with more gold than he spent on new defenses, even hitting the money cap at one point. Then it gets to the final wave, made of 9999HP knights... and the knights still die almost instantly. Naka even admits to holding back a mountain of laughter as his turrets just slaughter everything the game can throw at them. "There is no such thing as overkill."

Super Mario 3D World

• A brilliant moment happens in Super Mario 3D World's stage Flower-5 when Naka uses the cat suit pounce for a flagpole jump, overshoots it completely, and falls off the side of a cliff.
  Ogre: (cracking up) That was priceless. I want that on loop for ten seconds.

Super Paper Mario

• From Super Paper Mario: BRAH! BIG ROCK WHO WATCHES!

Shovel Knight

• "You look wonderful and I hate you."
• "Yeah, you can blow me all day long, I'm already pinned against the wall."

Dragon Ball Xenoverse

• The amount of Team Four Star references throughout the entire LP.

• Episode 1, Naka making his character, Ysami the literal shade of white.
  Naka: "Skin tones, I, want, to, blind, my opponent."
  Ogre: (acting) "Agghh! It's like walking in on Freiza in the shower!"
  • Even funnier when in later in the episode and another where Naka is indeed right, Ysami visibly glows.

• Episode 2, when they have to help Goku and Piccolo defeat Raditz.
  Time Patroller Trunks: "Right now, Goku is in trouble and needs help. Please!"
  Ogre: "So, save Goku then murder him, got it."
  Naka: "Yeah, Goku does need to die!"
  Ogre: (acting as TP Trunks) "I can't stress that enough, if you need to do it, kill him, yourself. Everyone will forgive you."

• Episode 3, where they go through the ropes about Parallel Quests Naka shows the viewers a closer view of the scouter he's wearing, Ogre makes this comment:
  Ogre: Goddamn you are bright. And not in the intelligent way, I mean you got skin so white, the white supremacist take a look at you and go like 'tone it down'.
  • In addition:
    Ogre: What's the, uh, the Norse God that protects Rainbow Bridge?
    Naka: I do not remember.
    Ogre: Yeah, he's usually considered like the whitest god, which I'm assuming means he's the brightest one. He's telling you to tone it down.
    Naka: (snickers)
  • Ogre talking about how the VA for Trunks did a commercial for Dave & Busters and how after listening to that, he wants to go there.

  • Naka only bumping his points so he can be good at Ki Supers/Ultimates, which bothers Ogre.
    Ogre: You'll be the end of us all I swear to God. ...I mean Beerus.

  • When looking into who'd be their AI partners for the Parallel Quest, aside from DLC, a couple of spoiler characters show up, before being introduced in the story just yet.
    Ogre: Also completely ignore the totally-not-bad-guys that we haven't shown in the story proper yet."

• Episode 4, as they're doing more of the earlier PQs, Naka's choosing his AI partners:
  Naka: I don't know who else I wanna go in with because we're going to have to like, fight everybody. (scrolling through the list)
  Ogre: Get Golden Freiza. (giggling)
  Naka: Yes, that's who we're going with.

• Episode 6, during the Sayian story mode:
  Ogre: Yayyyyy Goku gets the win because I let him do it! I have to let history work it's way out.
  Naka: Goku didn't have the final blow, though.
  Ogre: Beat In my fanfiction, he does!
  • While TP Trunks is talking after the mission...
    TP Trunks: That should be impossible... You can't change history like this.
    Ogre: (coughs) ...What? I had a cough.
    Naka: (giggles) Totally not pointing out something...

  • And when the Surpreme Kai of Time makes her appearance:
    Naka: Everybody in this game is a huge dork and it's great.
    Ogre: I was going to ask you, is anyone in charge of dork or something? Trunks is a dork, the Supreme Kai of Time is a dork, the bird is somehow a dork, and it doesn't even talk outside of saying it's name.
    Naka: Like Trunks is trying to have like sorta a epic introduction like "look how important this lady is" but he's also a dork so it's still kind of turning dorky, and then she ends up being a huge dork too. This game is Dork Ball Z.

  • Also this gem:
    Ogre: No, somebody messing with history trying to destroy time is not a bad feeling. A bad feeling is when someone raids your snacks from the fridge."

• Episode 7, during the intro, Lennyoh and Ogre's characters are shown which leads into this segway and then Naka moves on as if the back and forth didn't happen in the first place.
  Ogre: Oop, sorry I was just meditating over here. (Iscare is clearly laying down on his side)
  Lenny: You weren't meditating, you were sleeping!
  Ogre: MEDITATING!
  Lenny: Uh huh...
  • And when they're at the character select screen:
    Ogre: I think I'll pick Golden Frieza.
    Naka: (snickers)
    Lenny: I think I'm going to go with Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Goku.
  • Ogre shouting out his actions as if he's in a Shonen anime.
    Ogre: Masenko! Evil Explosion! Tyrant Lancer! Energy Charge! Flying around!
  • Again at the character select screen:
    Ogre: Leave room.
    Naka: "Kick player.
    Ogre: Jaco.
    Lenny: Omega Shenron.
    Ogre: (laughs) That's too far in the opposite direction!
    Naka: Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan 4 Broly.
    Ogre: Heh, ugh!
  • When closing out the episode:
    Naka: Alright though, until next time, everyone. Those are the first 2 of 4 Parallel Quests, next time we'll be tackle the hopefully remaining two if Nappa decides to show up in town.
    Ogre: No he won't. It's Nappa.
    Naka: You're right, he won't.
    Ogre: He's busy, taking a Nappa!
    Lenny: (fake laughs alongside Ogre's fake transitioning into a real laugh) Go back into the corner.
    Ogre: (laughs) I'll go play dead now. BLEEH!

• In Episode 8, if you pay attention during when one of the times Naka stops fighting to charge ki during the 7th Parallel Quest, you can see Iscare and Jennah accidentally tag teaming into KOing an enemy (Raditz).

• In Episode 9, Naka opens up the episode ala Duck Season, Rabbit Season by saying how Ogre pronounces Xenoverse (as ZEN-NO-VERSE) and Ogre said it to how Naka usually says it. Which Ogre promptly gets the trope and even lampshades it.
  Ogre: See I say Zenoverse because it puts a Z in the whole thing.
  Naka: I said Xenoverse and you always correct me and say Zenoverse. I swapped it this time to see if you'd do something.
  Ogre: ...DUCK SEASON! FIRE! (makes a gunshot sound effect as Naka laughs)
  Ogre: Welp that shows me!
  • When one part of the mission ends, you can see after everyone is locked into place, Ginyu retained his momentum and fell over in the background.
  • Also during one of the missions, Ogre snarks at Goku
    Goku: Dammit... Vegeta tricked me...
    Ogre: How could the guy that you were barely in alliance with end up tricking you?

• In Episode 10, much like the previous episode, the body swap itself is funny but it's hilarious to hear Ysami's voice coming out of ''Captain Ginyu's body"".
  Naka: That legit is my favorite scene in this entire game. ^note When your character goes into Frieza's ship in Ginyu's body, find Gohan and Krillin, momentarily forgetting you're in Ginyu's body and silently try to explain what happened.
  Ogre: When you show up and are like, completely slient?
  Naka: You are the dorkiest dork who has ever dorked.
  Ogre: Doesn't help how you're already in Ginyu's body, who's a huge dork. I also wanna note one thing that I really-
  Naka: Nobody out dorks the Ginyu Force.
  Ogre: They rule.
  • When Raspberry and Appule talk about being soldiers that can easily be replaced, we get this gem that pretty much sells how their soldier life is.
    Ogre: (as Raspberry) Everyday we live is another day that Frieza didn't get mad because one of us screwed up the coffee order.
  • Also when Ginyu (in Ysami's body) shows up again:
    Naka: I've never been so intimidated by a tiny, skinny girl.
    Ogre: I dunno, have you ever seen the Girl Scouts? They don't fuck with nobody.
  • After they officially meet Towa and Mira.
    TP Trunks: You've found them... You've finally found the ones changing history...
    Ogre: That totally weren't in our character assist bars at all...

Dragon's Crown

• As this is pretty much a DnD game, there are bound to be hilarious moments.
• Naka chose his Elf Archer to have the Japanese voice option, while Ogre chose his Fighter to have the English voice option. Naka jokes that his character tries to talk to their party but due to the language barrier they wouldn't understand her. Becomes a small Running Gag.
• This exchange with the topic of the goddess:
  Ogre: (as a civilian or his Fighter, out loud) "Nice rack!"
  Ogre: (as the Goddess) "Who said that?"
  Ogre: (likely pointing at another) "He did it!"
  Naka: (in a soft, kind voice) "I shall smite thee, first."
• Naka accidentally selling equipment they got from questing, namely shields for Ogre that the game was being oddly stingy with.
• In Episode 11, we get this gem:
  Ogre: "I just, love that. The whole they'll strike if they sense an advantage. Dean sneezes on the throne-" (voicing an enemy) "HE'S DYING! QUICK! TAKE THEM OVER!" *makes sounds of a army coming*

• Naka accidentally falling off a elevator.
• Their reaction to their party taking the evil looking stone tablet from the Forgotten Sanctuary.
  Naka: (mildly snickering) The 'evil looking stone tablet'...
  Ogre: I wonder if this looks evil? It says right here that it's gonna steal our souls- *makes a sound of his soul getting sucked out*
• When finishing a quest for the Castle of the Dead, a certain art idea spawned this:
  Naka: Look at him up top, he looks pretty happy.
  Ogre: Yeah like "Wooo, I'm a vampire! this is pretty awesome!" (makes a abrupt sound)
  Naka: "Why did I go out in the sun?!"
• Naka goes to kick the Gazer, complete with a Battle Cry before it ends up chomping on Naka's character invoking a hilarious "Ahhh!" from him.
• "Boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, booty, boat, boat..."
• When they take the B route for the Forgotten Sanctuary and see where the spell circle takes them:
  Ogre: (surprised, but in a cheery goofy voice) OH HEY LUCY! How ya doin'?!
  • And then on the return trip for a quest:
  Ogre: (cheery goofy voice) Hey Lucy, gotta make sure you're sealed still!

Another Metroid 2 Remake

• In episode 14, Naka accidentally falls into a room full of enemies that get mad and explode with blasts in all directions if you touch one and touches one, which inevitably sets off a chain reaction that detonates most of the robots in the room. His immediate reaction is hilarious enough, but the fact that he actually pauses right before the door to his escape and turns to watch the slowly advancing destruction out of morbid curiosity is priceless.
  Naka: Oh dear. Oh dear, I made a bad! I made a bad! I made a big bad! (runs to edge of room, stopping before the door and turning around to see an advancing wall of slow-moving projectiles as more robots explode) I MADE A BAD!

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

Ep 1

• The coach going to prove that his players are clean, only to mention that he has Strong Mad using Toad Load Total Body Energy Enhancer Power only on Tuesdays along with Strong Mad's responses.

Ep 2

• "Come toooo, the place where tropical breezes bluurghhh kkk! chk-ang! jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly"

Ep 3

• "We're going to France" smash cut "We're going to Italy"

Paper Mario Color Splash

• Episode 1 gives a hilarious comedic beat from the game that even leaves Ogre at a loss for words for a few seconds:
  Princess Peach: "Goodness! What is that thing (Slurp Guy) doing to him?!"
  Ogre: (as Toad) It's a vampire! What the hell do you think's going on? Stop him!
  Naka: Something kinky, that's what's going on.
  Ogre (as Slurp Guy) Listen, just because I'm sucking off this Toad's color doesn't me-
  Toad: I...I can't feel my pants!
  Ogre: Beat (drops the act) Okay, now when he says 'I can't feel my pants', I can't- I just... ...After comments like that I can't defend this anymore.
  • Hilarious in Hindsight as the total amount of videos for the LP is 69 videos.

• In episode 17, after returning the Red Big Paint Star to Port Prisma:
  Red Big Paint Star: Thank you...both.
  Ogre: Oh, it's talking!
  Naka: It can talk!
  Ogre: It can siiiiiiiing!
  (both collapse into laughter)
  Ogre: (through laughter) The setup for that sometimes just goes too well!

• The sudden realization in the Sacred Forest catches them both off guard and nearly breaks Ogre

DOOM 2016

• Naka and Ogre being subjected to a Jump Scare by a Mancubus in episode 15. They both simultaneously shout in surprise, with Naka briefly spouting Angrish and accidentally switching to the pistol in his panic.
  Ogre: On the plus side, I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore, how about you?
  • Another Jump Scare happens in the "Halls of the Damned" bonus stage less than a minute into the video, this time courtesy of a Cacodemon.
  Naka: HOLY CRAP!
  • And two Jump Scares in the "House of Pain" bonus stage; one from another Cacodemon, and the other from a Hell Knight.
  Ogre: Fucking goddammit with the fucking-- C'mon! I know we're in Hell, but gimme a goddamn break!

Kirby Star Allies

• Ogre imitating Chef Kawasaki's voice from the anime and driving Berry and Naka absolutely batty with it.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D

• Ogre imitating Link "singing" the Song of Time.
• Naka and Ogre's awe at Death Mountain's eruption destroying the corruption in the sky due to the improved graphics making it look extremely cool, and they comment on how powerful it looks.
  'Both': Whoa!
  Naka: Well, it sucked the entire sky up, so I imagine that had to have been a heck of a—
  Ogre: Whatever planet gets hit by that is not going to have a nice day!
  Naka: Just this flaming ball of terror flying through space!
  Ogre: (falsetto kid voice) Daddy? What's that? OOOOUGH!! (normal voice) And that planet was Earth.
  Naka: And that— and that, Timmy, is why the dinosaurs are extinct.

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D

• Ogre catching one of the Bomber Kids, right as he got tackled by the dog.
• One of the Bomber Kids trying to "glitch dance" his way, past Ogre to avoid being caught.
• When doing the 1st temple of the game, Naka forgot to play the inverted song of time at the start of the new 3 Day Cycle.
  Naka: *it dawns on him when he hears the evening clock ding dong* "I didn't play the Song of time!"
  Ogre: "I was about to say, it's like, uoh."
  Naka: *searching* "Where's the button that plays the music?!"
• Naka accidentally swan dives into poison water due the Bunny Hood.
  • In the same episode, Naka misses a jump to reach the platform and a funky glitch happens for a second of him grabbing the ledge repeatably for a few times before falling into the water.
• Speaking of diving into water, when it's Ogre's turn he accidentally rolls off the edge straight into the water as Goron Link. Also when he respawned he fell again almost immediately after.
  • In the same episode near the end, Naka questions a Business Scrub's choice in environment when wanting to sell to a certain race.
  Naka: "Why does this guy only sell bombs to Gorons and he, A) moved to some location where there are no Gorons and B) Gorons don't use bombs. This guy is... This guy is not in for a good business." *beat*
  Ogre: "He went to a Trump school".
  Naka: "Okay."
• In the Snowhead Temple, Ogre accidentally puts on the wrong mask to use the Deku Flower.
  Ogre: *puts on the Goron mask* "Yes, I will fly as a Goron." *plops on the Deku Flower in defense mode that causes both Naka and Ogre to giggle* "Look at my gracefulness. Witness it!"
  Naka: "I love the way the Goron defends, though. Just face down on the ground."
  Ogre: "Heh, it's like Saturday night at the bar."
• Control is back into Naka's hands just for something wonky to happen to Link, not only once but twice.
• In Great Bay's Spider House, Naka accidentally lifts a pot containing a Skulltulla in it, causing him to get hit away and dropping the pot, and accidentally killing the Skulltulla.
  Ogre: *laughs* "And you killed it! That's the hilarious part."
  Naka: "That's the last thing I wanted to find in that pot!"
• When it reaches night time as they're underwater in Great Bay's area, they hear the wolf's howl audio sound weird like it's underwater.
  Ogre: "Yes, the underwater wolves that are famous in this area."
  Naka: "Stop trying to drown that wolf, guys. Cmon."
• Naka learns that Zora Link can put away his Boomerang Fins.
• The Stinger for episode 31.
• In episode 36, Ogre had paused the game by going into his menu, right as he's about to get hit.

Dragon Quest IV

• In Episode 25, Naka's hesistant to use the Bang spell on two enemies when Ogre convinces him to. When one of his party members kills one of the enemies, this exchange happens:
  Naka: "I mean, I guess I have a lot of MP so I might as well-" *1 enemy dies* "Yep, Banging one guy."
  Ogre: "Never say that again." *both giggle* "I don't care what Shovel Knight game you're playing, never say that again."

• Naka nearly got the entire party killed in Episode 33 after they exited a dungeon low on health and chose to try and walk to town rather than using Zoom, resulting a random encounter where they escape with only one character with a small sliver of health left.

Super Mario RPG

• When Naka goes for 100 Super Jumps he decides to make his target a poor little Goomba. The ridiculous amount of overkill is not lost on Ogre.
  Ogre: (singing) In the arms of an angel. Fly away— Fuckin' murdered.

Dragon Quest Builders

• The Stinger for the finale:
  Ogre: H— Hey Naka... can I— can I get my copy of the game back?
  Naka: ...Nnno.

Dragon Quest Builders 2

• In Episode 76, Naka points out a detail he likes before momentarily getting distracted.
  Naka: "He's... I like this, because it's showing that he sees this as a problem! ...Acorns are growing on the side of my house. He sees this as a problem though."^note Context (Spoilers): Naka is talking about how Malroth feels about his destructive intent growing the more the Player Builder, builds.

Chocobo Mystery Dungeon: Every Buddy

• In Episode 1, Ogre spending his attack turns doing a hit and run along with Naka's attacks for enemies, notably to the boss of the first actual dungeon.
  Naka: "We're not abusing the game at all."
• Ogre pausing movement everytime he spammed using a recovery move.

Super Mario Kart

• Poor Naka and Ogre getting their butts whipped by the brutal and unfair AI. There is a good reason they eventually give up on the tournament mode and just elect to show off the courses in multiplayer.
  Naka: Welcome back to Super Mario Kart!
  Ogre: (doing a Mario impression) I hate this game! It sucks!

Ys Books I & II (PCE-CD)

• The grinding method of running into a wall so the enemies run into Adol and die is pretty funny to look at.
• Ogre brings up the time where Naka said a Accidental Innuendo during his LP of Shovel Knight; Naka's response clearly shows that he hasn't forgotten about that moment, and likely, neither did his fans.

Mega Man 8

• Ogre's hilariously casual trolling of Naka during the incredibly difficult boarding section in Wily's Castle.
  Ogre: End of the stage.
  (Naka visibly relaxes and moves Mega Man a bit too far to the right. The warning signs suddenly appear to tell him to jump)
  Ogre: Just kidding, slide slide.
  (Mega Man falls into a Bottomless Pit before Naka has a chance to jump)
  Naka: (sputters) FRIGGIN' DON'T DO--

Final Fantasy (Pixel Remaster)

• Ogre gives Naka an old guide for the original NES game to consult throughout the LP. Though cool and helpful on occasion, the guide is hilariously useless most of the time and proves to be disorganized; monsters especially are not always placed logically and Naka will sometimes spend an extended time finding stats on a monster after Ogre slayed it in just a few seconds.

Quake

• During the intro to a video Naka and Ogre start cracking up over the stock animation of the characters in the lobby including how a character face plants when a user logs off.

Metroid Dread

• How many times Naka goes "Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!" and immediately leaves anytime he enters a E.M.M.I. area, only to find the E.M.M.I. is right in front of the enterence he entered in from.

Kirby and the Forgotten Lands

• In Episode 3, Naka and Ogre checked the hill to see if anything changed from the boulder passing through it and when making their way back down, they almost fall into the pit the boulder made.
  Ogre: Almost did the same stupid thing.... Ya see if this was real life, we would've seen the exit!
  Naka: (snickers)
• This bit in Episode 14 when Naka says a innuendo on accident:
  Naka: "Just... thrust her right into the second phase-let me rephrase." ^note Context is Naka had brought in Time Crash and it destroyed Clawroline's health bar so fast, she went into phase 2 of her fight in under a minute.
  Ogre: (laughs) "I was gonna-, excuse me, I'll do the thrusting around her there, thank you very much."

Chrono Trigger

• Episode 1 features Naka's frustration with the stairs in Crono's house.
• In episode 2 as Crono tries out the telepad:
  Naka: I'm digesting my blood!
• After Crono steps on the telepad to follow Marle Naka praises him as a smart protagonist instead of just "running around like an idiot and then getting arrested for murder"
• In Episode 39, Ogre directs him on how to beat the Golem Overlord on the airship, but doesn't inform him of the fact that the fight automatically ends after a certain number of turns have passed (instead of doing its ultimate move when it finishes its countdown like you'd expect, the Golem Overlord runs away because it's afraid of heights); as a result, Naka is low on MP for the next boss fight. His reason for not sharing this information and setting Naka up? Revenge for being tricked into finding one of the photographer spots in their Earthbound playthrough three years ago!

Kirby Super Star Ultra

• In Episode 4, during the Great Cave Offensive, Naka and Ogre have to navigate through a section of spikes. Funny moments include:
  • While trying to figure out what the Power Paintbrush is referencing^note It's Kirby: Canvas Curse, the lone rouge Drawcia brush., Naka avoids falling in said spikes, while Ogre teleports to his location, and isn't so lucky.
  Naka: "Whop!"
  Ogre: "Don't worry Kirby, I took the spikes for you!"
  • Next, Ogre nudges Naka into the spikes while he's distracted on the topic.
  Naka: *panic noises*
  Ogre: "That one was on purpose though."
  • After that, while trying to get back to the safe platform Naka doesn't notice the recoil from the spikes actually put him back on the platform, so he accidentally jumps back off of it.
  Naka: *more panic noises*
  Ogre: "Okay that one was your mistake."

Mega Man Battle Network 1

• Due to how a particular NPC sprite looks Naka starts fearing the Muppet child.
  • He even gives it the Homsar voice

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