Funny / Mysticons

Episode 1: Sisters in Arms

• The beginning seems to show a magical land with pixies… right before zooming out to show how small they are, with their waterfall turning out to be a puddle in the streets. One of them even tries to curse at the driver before mud splashes in her face.
• Piper's incredibly long cup game with the fat cat, which is really a distraction for Choko to get his key so Zarya can copy it. While keeping his eye on where his coin is, he finds it so tiring that he wipes his forehead with his tie, and his eyes are still moving. Following Choko stealing the key, he guesses where it is, only to fail. Piper goes:
  Piper: Boo-hoo. Sad face emoji.
  • There's also the scene where he tries to catch them after finding them stealing from him. He falls off the ship as they get off and lands face-down. He takes a long time to recover, only appearing after they escaped.
    • He's even credited as Fat Cat Merchant.
• Arkayna, when hit by Gawayne, tries to reach for Izzy to grab her, only for her to miss a split second and fall into the pond.
• When we cut to the villains, there's something funny about Tazma showing up after everyone goes "All Hail Necrafa!" and doing it herself, only to be told to shut up.
• Arkayna mimiking her mother when being told about the Mysticons. It's only when Em laughs at her does she get caught.
• Piper attempts to pull a Scrooge and dive into the gold when she and Zarya are alone, but due to her being so close to the money, and not having the right experience or distance, crashes into the gold.
  Piper: Yeah, that seemed like it was gonna be way more fun.
• When Arkayna and Em are running away, they complain about how the Astromancers aren't there, calling them "Ancient Morons". Malvaron appears, saves them and falls down. The following happens:
  Arkayna: I'm Arkayna.
  Malvaron: I'm Malvaron. I'm one of the Ancient Morons.
  • Note that Arkayna and Em's smiles lessen when he says "Ancient Morons".
• During the fight in the throne room, Queen Goodfey does an Offhand Backhand on Dreadbane, dislocating his jaw. Note that she thinks he's dead during this time, so she just thought he was a random mook.
• During the fight scene, Arkayna gets grazed by one of Zarya's energy arrows.
  Arkayna: Hey, watch it!
  Zarya is randomly blasted by Malvaron from behind
  Zarya: Hey! What she said!
• Piper throws her ring at the bone soldiers, bouncing off of them like ping-pong balls. Everyone ducks as it goes everywhere before going back to her. Her Delayed Reaction is as follows:
  Piper: Aw, it didn't do anything! (All the soldiers fall to pieces) Yay! It did something!
• When Arkayna and Em go after Zarya and Piper after they steal the Dragon Disk, all Malvaron can say is "Didn't See That Coming", and says the same thing for them jumping off the balcony. Then comes when Arkyana calls for Izzy, with Em trying to be supportive.
  Emerald: You can do this! I have total faith in you! You just need to focus and– (Gets a Death Glare from Arkayna) I'll be quiet now!
• Tazma's over the top reaction to the fake Dragon Disc.
• At the end, when Piper and Zarya are brought to the palace, the tense conversation, well, not so tense, between Arkayna and Zarya is quite laughable. Piper is bouncing up and down on an outdoor sofa going "Boing!" every time she bounces, and after Malvaron tells them to work together, this happens:
  Arkayna: Fine!
  Zarya: Fine!
  Arkayna: Finer!
  Zarya: Finest!
  Piper: In-finety!
  Malvaron: The realm is doomed.

Episode 2: How to Train Your Mysticon

• Piper's reaction to Nova Terron's voice.
• Piper making a "rude elven hand gesture" to Tazma.
• The Griffon introduction to Piper and Zarya. While Piper calls her Griffon Ms. Paisley, Zarya decides to call hers "Stinky" because of his apparent Bad Breath. He doesn't take this well, harassing her until she eventually decides to call him Archer.
  Zarya: Giddyup, Stinky! ("Stinky" does several loop-de-loops) Okay, okay! I'll change your name!
  Zarya: Let's go, Stinky! ("Stinky" dives to the water) I mean Toby! Buster?! Rocco?! ARCHER?! (Archer flies up) Archer!

Episode 3: The Coronation

• The episode starts out with Arkayna seeming to be in the middle of a fight, ending with her yelling "It's Curtains for you!" before revealing she was tricking out her room.
• The escalation of everyone screaming for the band Gnomes to Men, ending with everyone, including Malvaron and Doug.
• The entirety of the tantrum scene.
  Arkayna: (reading her message) "You are cordially not invited to the coronation of Gawayne the Great. Dress in sweats?" Grr!
  Zarya: Arkayna, are you okay?
  Arkayna: Excuse me for a second… (leaves the room and yells offscreen…) I HATE MY STEP BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!! (blasts door off and walks back, completely calm) Much better.
  • Also, she is composed while the others have mild Ash Face.
• Gawayne contacts Arkyana to brag about her not being invited. She stays calm… until he reveals a special pastry that she apparently always wanted. It escalates with him continuing to rub it in her face by eating it and mocking her. What happens? She goes Rage Breaking Point into her Mysticon Form and burns her Magic iPad.
• Later, as payback, Arkayna gets her revenge by crashing the coronation party as Mysticon Dragon Mage, taking over. What does Zarya do? Fist-bump her. Em is not impressed.
  Emerald: No fist-bumps, no fist-bumps!
  • Emerald then tries to talk Arkayna into being the bigger person, only for Zarya and Piper, who left for desserts, to leave her when asking to back her up. Then Arkayna leaves…
  Em: Aaaand I'm talking to myself.
• The Guys' Night In for Doug and Malvaron. Apparently, they eat junk food, play games, but when Doug wants to see Gnomes to Men…
  Doug: Or go see Gnomes to Men?
  Malvaron: (overlapping) Fart into a magic portal!
  Doug: Or fart into a magic portal.
  • Malvaron even prepares to do so before getting the call from Zarya about Arkayna ruining the party.
• Gawayne manages to evade the bikers while a sense of Mood Whiplash showing him and the party goes. What manages to stop him? Himself.
• Em's over-the-top Big "NO!" to learning Gnomes to Men was cancelled.
• At the end, when Malvaron manages to get Arkayna a dress for the party, she asks what to do since she's still not invited. Malvaron says he knows a Titan, and we are treated to a giant foot on top of Gawayne's Limo, stopping them. His butler, having been pushed around by him for the day, takes great pleasure in snarking him about being late.

Episode 4: The Mysticon Kid

• The Episode starts out with Arkayna, Zarya and Em all tired in the morning. Then comes in Piper, who is fully awake and cannot stop talking.
  Piper: Two words: Mermaid. Dance Party! Well, three. (Beat) Actually, ten: Pixie Parade, New Jesta Block Party, Merlin and the Trolls Concert! (Beat) Wait, how many was that?"
  Em: Not sure (to Zarya) And was that Elvish?
  Zarya: Nope. One-hundred percent Piperish.
• When the Dragon Disk glows, Choko goes up to see what's going on, only to fall flat on his face and fall asleep. When the girls disappear, he looks again, then goes back to sleep as if nothing happened.
• Emerald really doesn't like riddles.
  Zarya: "Windmill giants, immortal knights, there's no limit when I take flight!"
  Piper: Ooh, take flight, that's a good idea. (proceeds to free-fall)
  Zarya: Piper, try to take this seriously.
  Arkayna: Is it a bird, a blimp, a dragon?
  Piper: Flying is awesome!
  Emerald: Is it a squid? No, wait, a llama? A dog?! A turtleneck? I'M NOT GOOD AT RIDDLES!
• When the girls return, they land on top of Malvaron and Doug. Piper's response?
  Piper: That. Was AWESOME! Again! Again! Again!.
• The Twinkly Mare commercial.
  Doug: What? It's for a friend.
  • When the girls leave, Doug urges Malvaron to play the commercial again, but it's cut off by the girls' Transformation Sequence.
    • The commercial plays again when Kymraw, demanding a Twinkly Mare, plays the commercial for Barnabus, who sings the ending.
    • Doug sings this on his own, even messing up the lyrics on his way to the mall.
    • Then the Last time, when Doug pulls a Big Damn Heroes on Dreadbane.
  Dreadbane: What was that?"
  Doug: TWINKLY MAAAARRREEEE!
  Dreadbane: WHAT?!
  Doug: (in a deadpan reaction playing the commercial) "She's got sparkly hair and so much flair, her heart's filled with care, she's got a saddle to wear—"
  Dreadbane: Stop, stop! For the love of Lamias, make it STOOOPPPP!
• Earlier, when Barnabus tells Kymraw he can't open the doors for her:
  Kymraw: How you gonna stop us, old guy? (grabs flashlight) With this? (flashes light in her eyes) AH! MY EYES!
  • Brick Joke during the first battle.
    Zarya: A little help here?
    Barnabus rolls his flashlight to the Mysticons
    Zarya: Ladies and gentlemen, Drake City's finest.
    • Then as Chekhov's Gun against Tazma.
      Tazma: AH! MY EYES!
• Zarya calling Kymraw a nutjob for wanting to break into the mall just for a Twinkly Mare.
• When Em speaks to Barnabus:
  Em: We are here on an official Mysticon Quest, Noble Goblin.
  Zarya: Seriously? You're going to do the "Knight Voice"?
  Em: Yes, I am. I like the Knight Voice. To the stables, noble steeds!
  Barnabus: We don't have stables.
  Em: (Beat) To the bike racks, noble steeds!
• Piper's Temper Tantrum, with a CMOA. She throws her ring everywhere. Em, Izzie and Topaz duck in shock at first. The second time the ring hits them, they're all deadpan and just duck as if it was completely normal.
• When the skeleton army arrives, Barnabus reassures Arkayna and Zarya that the door will hold. Cue a shield hit from Piper's ring falling onto the lever, opening the door.
  Barnabus: Oh my griffin!
• When Barnabus tries to fight off the skeleton army.
  Barnabus: Barnabus Dingleknot laughs in the face of danger!
  Dreadbane: Burn this mall to the ground, and bring me their (Mysticons and Barnabus) bones.
  Barnabus: Eek! I want my retirement!
• Piper trying to be serious. She gets a brain freeze while drinking a smoothie, then tries to be serious by skipping along and humming.
  Piper: Apparently, I'm not "focused" enough for them, so they'll have to deal! I'm heading to the carousel!
  Emerald: Oh, by the Hammer of Harmon! PIPER! WAIT UP!
• Dreadbane and Tazma trying to figure out the riddle.
  Tazma: "I stand alone in fiery bloom"…
  Dreadbane: Perhaps if we set the room on fire, the Codex will reveal itself?
  (Beat)
  Tazma: What is with you and setting things on fire?!
  Later…
  Tazma: "In Fiery Bloom…"
  Dreadbane: It must be in the statue! Maybe I should just rip off its arm! (Rips off statue's arm)
  Tazma: How does that help?!
  Dreadbane: You're overthinking the riddle!
  Tazma: (grabbing Dreadbane by the collar) You're underthinking it!
  • Note that not only does she do this by jumping up and grabbing his collar, but they argue Like an Old Married Couple.
• The moment Piper realizes the riddle.
  Piper: Wait. That's it, that's it! (hugs Zarya tightly and unexpectedly) I LOVE YOU! (while pinching her cheeks) You and your angry wangry cheeks!
  • Becomes funnier in the opening, when Zarya's WTF Face is somehow edited into a smile.
• Piper tries to do a loop-de-loop with Miss Paisley, only to fall to the ground because she wasn't holding on tightly enough.
• At the end, Doug finally gets his Twinkly Mare, and gushes over it.
  Arkayna: His friend will love it.
• Then there's the ending. Arkayna claims there was no harm done. Then it zooms out to show fires across the mall.
  Em: I think we're gonna need a cleanup on aisle 4.
  Barnabus: (riding away on a bike) Don't look at me. I'm retired, baby!

Episode 5: An Eye for an Eye

• When the Mysticons reverse the spell Zarya accidentally put on herself, Piper was happy that Zarya was back, but said that she missed the fur.

Episode 6: Heart of Gold

• When Em's brothers start using Piper's ears to make music, Piper decides to start dancing.

Episode 7: Scourge of the Seven Skies

• When Em, Piper, and Arkayna are heading to the palace talking about Sky Pirates, Arkayna asks Em if she's afraid they'll take her wool socks. The camera goes to Em, holding a bunch of socks, claiming that there was a sale.

Episode 8: Lost and Found

• This exchange when chasing a diamondback worm that ate Piper, when Zarya notices they are heading towards a lava pit.
  Em: Did I forget to mention these things live in lava pits?
  Arkayna: Yes! Yes you did!
  Em: Yeah, that was totally my bad. I should I have said something. It's on me.

Episode 9: The Astromancer Job

• As Zarya notes, Nova Terron really likes using the word "apocalypse" when chewing out the Mysticons for screwing up. Then we get this:
  Nova Terron: From what I have seen, I highly doubt that you have what it takes to save the realm from-
  Piper: Apocalypse?
  Nova Terron: I was going to say "doom," but I like your version better.
• Arkayna being able to sneak away from Nova Terron by getting Doug to teach him how to play a video game. He only stops playing when the power goes out.

Episode 10: A Walk in the Park

• When Malvaron says that certain planets are in alignment, the mysticons ask what that meant. Malvaron replies in a serious tone.
  Malvaron: It means we have to bake a cake.
• Arkayna and Malvaron's reaction when they realized they breathed in lovebreath's pollen.

Episode 11: A Girl and Her Gumlump

• Piper and the other mysticons interrupting Gawayn's interview by talking about how cool the mysticons are, and Piper announcing that she's getting a pet.

Episode 12: Skies of Fire

• One thing that messed with both the mysticons and the villains was that it was foz season, which meant that fozes besides Choko would interfere with anything they could.
  • Dreadbane thought that one of the members of the Spectral hand was staring at his cape, where he was actually looking at a foz that came into the hideout.

Episode 13: All Hail Necrafa!

• Zarya listening to music when stopping Tazma and Kymra.

Episode 14: The Dome

• These lines when Zarya is the temporary leader.
  Emerald: You have my sword.
  Piper: You have my hoop.
  Doug: And you have my happy outlook on life.

Episode 15: Clash of the Tridents

• Doug and Malvaron finally come back from being transported to various places and chased by mushroom creatures. Then the mysticons enter the room, saying how nice it must have been to relax all day.

Episode 16: Gems of the Past

• When Arkayna can't get a hold of Gawayne, Piper orders a slush and dumps it on Arkayna before taking a picture of it to post online. Arkayna's angry, and then her (and the audience) realizes that it was part of her plan to get Gawayne to call Arkayna.
• After Arkayna and the Mysticons use a pothole cover to avoid the Astromancers' bubble prison, the two reoccurring members struggle to open it until Proxima decides on a less stupid course of action.

Episode 17: Quest of the Vexed

• When Zarya talks to Emerald about using Vex-away.
  Emerald: I know. But right now, I need my canister! (leaves in a Smoke Out)
  Zarya: (annoyed). You could have just left! The smoke really wasn't necessary.
• When a toilet (seen in an earlier clip) lands in the park, the centaurs decided to attack it.

Episode 18: Mutiny Most Fowl

• Emerald goes to tell the others what happened. Emerald runs in in her ruined dress saying "Zarya! Thank the stars you're O.K!", the others don't seem to see how urgent it is, as Zarya made a comment about Arkayna losing the game they were playing, Piper asking if Emerald went spelunking with Kasey, and Arkayna saying that she knows a dry cleaning spell.

Episode 19: Through My Enemy's Eyes

• The mirages. Arkayna sees Gawayne, who taunts her about hallucinating him. Zarya says they can't all be strong, and then gets distracted by a mirage of a bunch of foz that look like Choko dancing. Emerald tells her to snap out of it, then has a mirage of a bunch of Kasey's dancing to the same song the foz in Zarya's mirage was.

Episode 20: The Prophecy Unleashed

• Arkayna's reaction to Proxima saying "it's magic hour".
  • When Arkayna is freaking out about it, Emerald tells Arkayna that she said "it's magic flower."

Episode 21: Three Mysticons and a Baby

• When they learn that only pixies and babies can go into the orphanage, Arkayna turns Zarya into a baby. When Zarya said that she should have turned her into a pixie, Arkayna says that she guesses that was an option.

Episode 22: Star-Crossed Sisters

• When Proxima and Arkayna are fused together, they see Nova Terron. They hide Arkayna, but she can't help but comment on the conversation, even telling Nova Terron to get over his feelings about an old romance, making Proxima think on her feet. Nova Terron remains completely oblivious.

Episode 23: Screams of a Banshee

• Emerald making sure she's in all of Lance's pictures.

Episode 24: Edge of Two Morrows

• When Zarya suggests robbing the castle, Piper (who doesn't want history to repeat itself), refuses and says that she wants to stay and build a pizza fort. By the time Zarya finishes talking, Piper has built one large enough for her to be in.

Episode 25: Twin Stars Unite

• Piper and Em using Choko as a basketball. Choko seems to enjoy it.

Episode 26: The Dragon's Rage

• At the end, Arkayna is excited about being Zarya's twin, mentioning that she has to get Zarya a quill.
  Zarya (cringing). Quills. I love quills.

Episode 27: The Mask

• Proxima being turned into an octopus instead of a mermaid like the others.

Episode 28: Save the Date

• The intro scene is Arkayna in her Mysticon form laughing like a mad scientist while in her Mysticon form in front of a bunch of potions. It's soon revealed that she's making a potion to make her wittier while "hanging out" with Malvaron.
• Arkayna's attempts to stop Malvaron from seeing Oozie Q, including pushing him into a bush, saying that she needs his help to find her phone.

Happily Never After

• Nova Terron dancing with the Dragon Disk during a celebratory dance party for getting the dragon disk back.
• While trying to find a way into the library of the Eternal Equinox, Choko finds a return slot and tries to point it to the Mysticons. They don't realize it, and Choko goes in anyone. He opens the door just as the Mysticons charge in.
• A running gag with Snellson, the librarian, is that every rule he says is "rule number one".
  Em Y...you already said rule number one.
  Snellson Rule number one: No contradicting.

Episode 30: The Lost Sceptre

• Piper saying how cool Kasha is, and Zarya finally agreeing.
• In order to solve one riddle, Arkayna, Em, and Piper try to sing along to a tune. Turns out, they’re not very good.
  • What makes this even funnier is that Alyson Court (who voices Arkayna) and Ana Sani (who voices Piper) has been seen singing well in other shows.
• Piper playing a variety of musical instruments while Arkayna and Zarya argue about Zarya losing Gawayne.

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