Funny / Mr. Student Body President

• Tyler's schemes, Refuge in Audacity that they are, generally fall into this.
  Tyler: I need you to give me your baby.
  Elyze: My baby? You don't mean Tony?
  Tyler: This is bigger than you, and me, and Tony! This is about me.
• "You can't suspend me for ten days for posting branded content, that's like suspending capitalism!"
• Carissa pointing out Tyler's Limited Wardrobe.
  Carissa: Do you ever take that suit off? Or is it, like, melded to your body at this point?
  Tyler: Are you this mean to, like, everyone?!
  Carissa: Yes.
• Tyler's administration thinks High School is Serious Business as much as Tyler does. Hadley even tests Rory with flash cards featuring popular kids and weaknesses that can be used to exploit them!
  (Hadley holds up a photograph of a student)
  Rory: Uhhh... Mickenna Czesky. Um, second runner up for homecoming queen. Her weakness is... (Triumphantly) she secretly cosplays as Elsa from Frozen!
  Tyler: Hadley, don't make him do this anymore.
• "So I got head from Tracy Turner in the janitor's closet. What was I supposed to do, not tweet about it?