Funny / Mr. Show

• The Thimble sketch. From beginning to end, it's a master class in Overly Long Gag.
  • The joke's on the audience, who are clearly groaning by the third thimble knockdown because that thimble rack had to be reset after each time.
• David confesses that, while for years he's been playing a bald man on TV, he decides to finally come out as a bald man in real life. He then removes a bald cap to reveal his already bald head. And he has to deal with his fellow cast mates not accepting him.
• Anytime Bob yells. It's glorious.
• "I'm Fran and I'm a woman!"
• "Choo-Choo" the Hurky Jerky Dancer
• "Fuck yeah, man, you should see all this"
• When Bob Odenkirk plays "a lady from the city" hired to write an anthem for a one-man country. Just him singing those lyrics.
• Mr Spencer? Killer Be Killed? Dingle? Prof. Murder? Pickles? Mr. Barnett?
  • "I'm gonna fuck you like a bitch Dingle"
• "Mundees Mustmayostardayonnaise."
• "I totally believe in dragons now!"
• The ending to "Oh, You Men" is one of the greatest Brick Jokes ever.
• Lots of the commentary tracks are this. Especially when you realize half of everything they say is bullshit.^note They do reveal some facts, but make up a lot of stuff as jokes Also, several of the commentary tracks feature one of the actors in character (sometimes as a character from the show, sometimes exclusive to the track).
• "Horny Slut Hotline, this is Peppermint Speaking!"
  (His boss, on the line): Hello? Petersen? Is that you?!
• David yelling "This is Bullshit" and Flipping the Bird at the camera. Cross doesn't actually think it's funny, but "mildly amusing."
  • The whole "You're fired!" sketch in general, especially David's Big "What the Fuck!?".
• The Drugachussettes skit, parodying Sid and Marty Krofft Productions.
  Sam: Hello. I'm Sam Craffft, and this here's my brother, Criminey.
  Criminey: You remember us!
  Sam: Our menagerie of puppety oddballs were all over your sets when you were a kid.
  Criminey: Yeah man, people are always askin' us, "Hey man, where'd you get all those crazy ideas from?" Well, this was the late 60s—
  Sam: It was the early 70s.
  Criminey: Yeah man, and y'know, we didn't have short attention spans like you kids today, man. I mean back then, we could just sit... and stare at a candle for like... three hours, man... and our minds would be totally blown! Eatin' an orange? That was like takin' a trip to a citrus mountain.
  Sam: Riiiiiight.
• "Dalai Lama / Camp Monk Academy", an extended sketch about a normal guy who becomes the Dalai Lama and his stoner metalhead buddy, which abruptly turns into a bizarre satire of summer camp movies involving child murder, a freestyle rap-off, and Ducky.
• This particular moment from the "Deprived Youth" sketch:
  Sir Isaac Newton: My father touched my butthole: this made me thirst for knowledge. *notices someone off screen* Hey!
• The sketch the pair did for Comic Relief 1998, in which Bob is tricked into getting fully nude in front of the entire audience at Radio City Music Hall.
• "On July 4th of this year, America will blow up the Moon."