Funny / Mongrels

• This:
  Nelson: I will bloody slaughter myself if I don't ask but, Why did the chicken cross the road?
  Chicken: There was a black man coming and I'm scared he's gonna mug me.
  • "Turns out she was just a casual racist."
• "The Office" parody with Nelson and Destiny replacing Tim and Dawn.
• Kali killing Harry Hill:
  Kali: Oh God, Kali! Improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, ooh, World War II stick grenade!
  (Kali throws grenade; everyone ducks as there's a huge explosion; Harry Hill's clothes fall on top of them)
  Marion: So, Harry Hill... brown bin or blue bin?
  All: Brown bin...
  • "DEATH TO HARRY HILL AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR! EXCEPT TV BURP BECAUSE I QUITE LIKE THAT!!!
• Destiny and Marion have a Cute-Off, ending with Marion fatally misjudging the distance to the sofa...and landing on the glass table.
• Almost everything Vince does can be this.
  • Destiny tricks her husband into writing "Vince is a cunt" on a fence to provoke Vince into killing him. The plan fails because Vince can't read:
    Destiny: (exasperated) Now, look, Vince. I just want you to kill my elderly 'usband! Now, if that is too much to ask...
    Vince: As a matter of fact; it is! I'm doing a sponsored non-violence month in aid of cystic fibrosis. So if you want to kill your husband, why not just (bleep) him to death? I mean, that's how we said goodbye to my old dad.
• Nelson plays Boggle with a chicken:
  (Nelson rattles the dice)
  Vince: Nelson?! Are you playing Boggle without me?
  Nelson: (gasps) Vince! (under his breath) Damn you, Boggle! Have I learned nothing from the cautionary tale of Anne Frank?
  (flashback to the 1940s, where a Nazi with a German Shepard is searching an apartment; the rattling of dice is heard from behind a bookcase)
  Anne Frank: Yahtzee! (both the Nazi and the dog turns towards the bookcase) Oops...
  • Turns out Vince is also vulgar when playing Boggle:
    Vince: Now what we got 'ere, then? Well, I can make "(bleep)", "(bleep)-sticks", "(bleep)-lips", uh... and "Mother-(multiple bleeps)-jockey"! Ohohohohohooo!
    Nelson: (unfazed) So, that's thirty— ...seven points to you...
• When Nelson is worried he might have rabies:
  Badger doctor: Right, rabies. Let’s talk symptoms. Sad? Depressed? Angry?
  Nelson: Well... I suppose I did get a little hot under the collar with the wireless this afternoon…
  (cue flashback)
  Scott Mills: (over the radio) Welcome to The Scott Mills Show. That's Pixie Lot with a very unique tune.
  Nelson: You can't have "very" unique, Scott. It's unique or it isn't.
  Scott Mills: Coming up, we've got the ultimate Radio One competition.
  Nelson: Ultimate? Oh, so it's the last competition Radio One will ever run, is it, Scott?
  Scott Mills: I bet you're chomping at the bit.
  Nelson: Champing. It's "champing". Champing! (cut to Nelson in the radio booth slamming Scott's head against the table repeatedly) CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! (pause in the slamming) It’s exactly five o'clock. Over to Mark for the news and weather. (sigh; slamming resumes) CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMP- (end flashback)
  Nelson: Which is just unlike me, to be honest.
• Vince's Villain Song, "The I'm A C*** Song", has him quickly establishing just what kind of a fox he is:
  Vince: When I was a little cub
  My grandma said to me:
  Vince's grandma: Please, son, put the gun down!
  You can have all my money!
  Vince: Silly cow! She kept her savings underneath the bed!
  So I nicked her f*cking pension book, and shot 'er in the head!
• "Vince and the Helpful Horse" has the scene with Vince explaining why he invited Nelson to a party at his house:
  Vince: See, I found my New Years' Resolutions list from last year. I thought I'd done them all!
  (cue flashback, with Vince pouncing on various small animals)
  Vince: F**k a squirrel, f**k a mole, f**k a tortoise...
  (end flashback)
  Vince: Most of whom are here tonight, awkwardly!
  (said small animals, who did indeed tag along with Nelson, try to act nonchalant)

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