Funny / Mission to Mars

• Nick's attempts at flirting during the goodbye party, emphasis on "attempts".
  Nick: (second attempt at flirting with a pretty woman) So lonesome, so cold.
  Luke: So lame, Nick.
• Sergei suggests a baseball game on Mars between the Americans and Russians.
  Sergei: We have equal crews, two men, one woman. Same handicap.
• Phil is kinda like a Class Clown. And he plays it very well for the whole movie.
  • The look on his face when Jim starts eating the floating M&M's that represent his "ideal woman" is priceless for one thing.
    Jim: What is she now?
    Phil: A frog...?
  • He's also very good at playing the Deadpan Snarker.
    Phil: Yeah, and drifting through eternity will ruin your whole day.
  • When they're discussing about the DNA from the Face on Mars' signal looking human.
    Jim: It's close, it's damn close.
    Terri: "Close"? The difference between man and ape is less than 3% genetic material. But that 3% gives you Einstein, Mozart...
    Phil: Jack the Ripper...
    Luke: Yeah, he's right.
  • Of course, his best moment comes as he's hesitating to launch the ship and leave the others behind like he was ordered to do. And is saved from having to make a choice by the crew's timely arrival.
    Luke: Phil, do you read me?
    Phil: Phil isn't here right now, he left for Earth FIVE MINUTES AGO, please leave a message after the beep!!