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The Equestrian Equation:

Shades of Twilight:

  • 42 asking Twilight if she is familiar with the concept of karma, before punishing the Turian Councilor's antagonism by rigging C-Sec's criminal database to consider his shuttle as having thousands of unpaid parking tickets.
  • Pinkie Pie discovers coffee. That is all that needs to be said.
  • Twilight gets her first call from Pinkie on the omni-hoof, and immediately discovers that Pinkie left it on maximum volume after the initial testing.
    Twilight: Pinkie… I can’t hear a word you are saying. Give me a minute to recover my eardrums. I think they flew somewhere over by the kitchen.
  • The "New Equestrian Crusaders" (comprised of the former CMC and Silver Spoon) painting cutie marks on a distressed changeling drone.
    • And then Twilight Sparkle lets them paint a cutie mark on 42!
  • The Shadow Broker's records of the ponies extranet activity has some gems.
    Rarity: (...) Divided by Honor (Turian Romance) *reviewed 2/5 stars*, The Azure Fields (Asari Romance) *reviewed 4/5 stars*, The Azure Fields 2: Longing (Asari Romance) *reviewed 5/5 stars*, The Azure Fields Complete Series (270 Volumes of Asari Romance) *review pending*
    Sterling Silver:The Galactic Bank: A History of the Volus (Documentary), Feren Gi’s 286 Rules of Obtainment (Digital), Building Credit: The Markets of Thriving Colonies (Online Seminar), The Sentinel: Palaven Valor vs. The Cosmic Terror (Turian Graphic Novel), The Justicar Chronicles (Asari Graphic Novel), Best of the Silver Age (Earth Graphic Novel Collection), *extranet search for "how to restrict child from credit account"*
    • That the Shadow Broker, the biggest Knowledge Broker in the galaxy, seemingly missed that detail.

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