Funny / MacGruber

• "They made a fucking movie, MACGRUBER!"
• "I'll suck your dick!" The entire scene and the callback later.
• MacGruber assembles a Badass Crew of old companions played by WWE stars... only to give them all a huge Death by Cameo because of his poorly stored homemade C-4 in the van. What makes the scene is Grubes' reaction:
  MacGruber: Ohhh, FUUUUCK!!! [running towards the burning wreckage] No no no no no...! NO NO NO NO! Tug? Tuuuug, you guys okaaaay?! Oh, somebody's gotta be in there! Oh, no, n- [turns to Piper and Col. Faith] Call 911! CALL 911!! Oh... oh, God! Oh, Go-ho-ho-oood...!
  [drops on his knees and lets out a desperate wail... then we suddenly Time Skip into Faith's office]
  Col. Faith: They were nice funerals.
  MacGruber: Yeah. What did you think of my eulogies?
  Col. Faith: Very touching... I might've cutback on the F words, a little.
  MacGruber: Well they were fuckin' great guys and this is a fuckin' asshole of a day!
  Col. Faith: I know... it's just that their kids were there!
  MacGruber: They laughed!
  Col. Faith: Because of your use of heavy language.
  MacGruber: Well, fuck 'em!
  • "Just tell me what you want to fuuuuck!"
  • "Okay I don't have any lube but some white out should work..." "Put your pants back on!"
• MacGruber THROAT RIPPING THE MISSILE.
• All the Cringe Comedy surrounding the scene at the bar in which Vicki is sent in disguised as MacGruber and pretends to be him to pose as bait while he gives her radio guidance from his van. When she leaves a tip after being served, Grubes chastises her because he never tips and orders her to take the money back to avoid blowing the cover. She obeys and slowly takes the bills and few coins from the tip jar right in front of the bartender and meekly apologizes, Grubes immediately corrects her into telling the guy she isn't sorry, she still tries to apologize under her breath, while the bartender can only let out a bewildered "Wow..."
  • Grubes being massively patronizing to her while giving the instructions. It culminates in him describing carefully how she needs to walk to the end of counter, use her left hand to grab the cup and lift it up to her mouth, open her lips before slowly tilting the cup back until the liquid goes in... even Piper gives him a bad look right before being attacked.
  • The whole diversion turning out to be useless because Hoss Bender immediately noticed the rouse before even entering and opens fire on the van. Vicki, hearing everything from her hidden transmitter, collapses on the floor freaking out at the commotion from the other side and starts to cry when she assumes Grubes and Piper got killed. All while the other people present look at her as if she's gone completely insane.
  • During the credits that same bartender provides some catering at the wedding and Grubes puts a "NO TIPS" sign.
• Grubes' Aesop Amnesia regarding giving Vicki a Paper-Thin Disguise for which the villains never fall for. It happens again and the bad guys immediately open fire towards her the moment she walks in poorly disguised as Hoss, running away while whining hysterically in terror. Afterwards once the fight is over, she comes back and informs Grubes that she ended up soiling herself too.
• MacGruber's take on We Need a Distraction: Getting buck naked and sticking celery up his ass. And Piper being forced to do the same during the climax.
  • ...and then eating it (after he assures them that he washed it) in the next scene.
• Mac taking time out of his spying on Cunth just to leave a crap in the top of his toilet. Cunth later brings it up during the climax.
• von Cunth painting a naked old lady when his minions bring him news of [MacGruber] being alive.
• All of the sex scenes which consist of Mac grunting like a pig and having absolutely terrible sex talk.
  • Related to that MacGruber fucking Casey's ghost and the gravedigger walking in on it, only seeing a crazy man with his pants around his ankles as he grunts like a pig.

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