Funny / Letterkenny

Season 1

• Everything about the running gag about the Ginger and Boots fucking an ostrich. (Allegedly.)
• Gail asking Wayne how many planets there are. He says eight, and she says it'll be seven after she destroys his penis.
• The incredibly long conversation about what part of the testicle one would least like to see if one ripped open their nutsack.
  Wayne: I thought it was pretty funny when I said "Florida State seminal vesicles" and nobody laughed.
• Daryl being unable to understand how people like Sled Ted and Basic J got their names.
• Everything about Fartbook. It's like Facebook, but for farts.
• After Katy asks "Is that what you appreciate about me?" to Squirrelly Dan, and Wayne warns him off, Dan blurts out "Your sister's hot, Wayne. There, I said it!" and runs off into the field. The others just look on as he runs out of breath while still in the shot, admitting he's "too fat to run."
• When the Hicks confront Tanis and the Natives, they bring the Ginger and Boots along. The conversation immediately derails into the (alleged) ostrich-fucking incident, and when Tanis finally agrees to Wayne's terms, she says it's because they're better than fighting an ostrich-fucker.
  Tanis: If they fucked an ostrich, what else have they fucked?
  Wayne: Just... the Ginger fucked an ostrich.
  Squirrelly Dan: Allegedly.
  Tanis: I ask again: If they fucked an ostrich, what else have they fucked?
  Wayne: It's almost not worth thinking about.
• During the fight in the season 1 finale, Stewart and the skids are dancing while they're fighting.
  • At one point, Darien gets thrown into the Ginger and Boots. Once he realises who they are, he nopes right out and nobody comes near them for the rest of the fight.
• Wayne's comments on Algebra:
  Wayne: It's too complicated. It's like Algebra. Why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can't you just go fuck yourself?

Season 2

• Wayne went online and researched ostriches to disprove the rumour about the Ginger and Boots. Unfortunately, his efforts to dispel it end in him saying that the only way they could have plausibly fucked an ostrich is if it was dead... and Glen, riding by, overhears it, takes it as the gospel (pun not intended) and immediately starts telling everyone that the Ginger and Boots fucked a dead ostrich.
  Wayne: Oh, bother.
  • Wayne dramatically proclaims that the Ginger and Boots did not fuck an ostrich, and Reilly helpfully pipes up that he heard they fucked two ostriches.
• During the horn talk:
  Katy: Because, because, you know, a really big dude could have a massive horn, but it would look really small in proportion to his gigantic frame, right?
  Squirrelly Dan: Have you been reading my diary?
• Wayne is impervious to the Natives' pleas for him to lift the ban on Letterkenny, but he's not impervious to a three-legged dog. He's even less impervious to a second three-legged dog that Tanis pulls out from behind her back like a magician. Bonus points for Keeso maintaining his pissed-off face the entire time.
• When the various groups are making their pitch to Wayne and Katy for the $5000 they inherited from Uncle Eddie, the whole thing is exhibited like a reality TV show, complete with Bonnie McMurray narrating, despite the fact that nobody asked her to.
  • Jonesy, Reilly, Joint Boy and Tyson's pitch is essentially softcore gay porn.
  • Gail's pitch is making a Letterkenny version of The Bachelor with Wayne as the Bachelor.
• Wayne's "too soft" date works at a school that hugs kids for being "too silly". Wayne disapproves.
  Wayne: "... but do you ever smack 'em?"
  Lisa: "Excuse me?"
  Wayne: "Like give 'em a good whack?"
  Lisa: "I don't follow."
  Wayne: "Do you ever hit the kid. For being too silly."
• The Skids get into a fight by stabbing each other with Epi-Pens until they all OD on epinephrine. Devon comments on how absurd it is, right before stabbing Stewart with one.

Season 3

• Stewart and Gae's intense conversation is derailed by Roald's phone call to his father in the background, leaving Stewart and Gae to mutually wince and cringe.
  • Later on in the conversation:
  Gae: I'm a bad seed. Staying out late, missing curfew. You know.
  Stewart: Mmm, I know.
  Gae: Kissing boys.
  Roald: Mmm, I know.
• The introduction of the Hiques, the French-Canadian versions of the Hicks. They're identical, to the point that one can easily pick out which one's the Wayne, the Daryl, and so on.
  • During the fight with the degens, Katy and Anik watch and remark 'Your brother's hot' in English and Quebecois at the same time.
• After Dan gets off his stool at MoDean's 2 and makes the kind of groan one normally hears from fathers:
  Squirrelly Dan: Who's a dad?
  Wayne, Katy, Daryl and Gail: You are, dad!
  Squirrelly Dan: Why, what did youse hear?
  Katy: Only dads groan like that when they stand up.
  Daryl: Or sit down.
  Gail: Or come.
  [Everyone stares at her]
  Gail: ...over to move the furniture and get the fuck outta here.
• When confronted about the prank in "The Haunting of MoDean's 2", Reilly and Jonesy have a Power Point presentation prepared to demonstrate why it wasn't them.
  • Wayne and Katy are understandably put off by Gail admitting that she'd slept with their Uncle not long before his death - as he died when he was in his nineties.

Season 4

• When the McMurrays tell the Hicks about the plan to cut down the numbers of Canada geese on the local golf course, each of the Hicks scream 'WHAT?' and smashes their beer bottle on the ground in turn.
• * When Coach gets furious enough on the golf course, he has his caddy bring a trash can to smash.
• During the montage of what everyone was doing in the two-month time skip between seasons 3 and 4, the Skids are seen doing cocaine off a lazy Susan, and the cocaine is in the shape of the anarchist symbol.
• Words cannot adequately describe the spectacle that is Glen dressed as a Skid and the Skids all dressed as Glen.
• Glen's act for the talent show is him singing lead with a Christian emo band, doing a song about how he wants to be close to Christ and Wayne, and he wants both to touch him. After Wayne buzzes in to stop them:
  Katy: Glen?
  Glen: What?
  Katy: I was just wondering, where exactly do you want Wayne to touch you?
  Glen: Where do I want- where do I want Wayne to touch? My spirit! What else would I mean?
  Katy: *begins to speak* Well-
  Wayne: DON'T. ANSWER THAT.
  • During Gail's act, which is a monologue from what one can infer is the porn version of Gladiator, Katy can be seen mouthing the words along with her.
  • Coach's rant after someone coughs during his heartfelt song tribute to his late wife. After a Hurricane of Puns related to sneezing, he screams a Big "YES!" when Jim Dickins brings him a trashcan to kick and finishes off with his Character Catchphrase of "FUCKING EMBARRASSING!"
• Stewart celebrates 'Zombie Jesus Day' on Easter with the rest of the Skids, with a thorough appreciation of all things zombie and Jesus: Watching The Last Temptation of Christ, then 28 Days Later, then 28 Weeks Later, then playing The Last of Us until the meth runs out.
• Glen's 'passion play' consists of him getting insulted by Coach, then he, Reilly and Jonesy recruit Stewart and Roald to follow them as Glen carries his cross over to the Hicks' house, where an extremely drunk Katy, Daryl and Squirrelly Dan follow them around in a circle.
  • After Glen sarcastically comments that Stewart being asleep in the daytime makes perfect sense, Reilly asks Jonesy if the Skids are vampires, and gets a solemn nod in return.

Season 5

• The first episode's cold open consists of Wayne narrating what happened at the end of season 4 with regard to himself and Tanis, while Daryl, Katy, Squirrelly Dan, Stewart, Tanis, Jonesy and Reilly all pitch in with their opinions at certain points. The contrast between things like everyone else rattling off various terms for 'decent human being' and Tanis just saying 'pussy' is hilarious. Bonus points for everyone giving their endorsements of Wayne being with Tanis, and Tanis just saying 'We should be banging right now.'
• During Jim Dickens' demand that Stewart play a list of Brooks & Dunn songs, Darien appears to either be making out with or having an intense conversation with one of the speakers.
• The Letterkenny Chiefs decide to change their name and let the public decide what the new name should be. The online poll has three top candidates: the Letterkenny Rough Riders, the Letterkenny Muff Riders, and the Letterkenny Foot Fuckers. (Fourth place is a tie between the Big Nicklebacks and the 69ers.) They wind up going with the Rough Riders, but it's mentioned that there's at least three teams in the vicinity with the same name, which will make future games a bit confusing...
• Tyson and Joint Boy are both adamant that they'd beat the other in a fight. One mutual headbutt later, they're both out of it.
• This gem from Wayne and Tanis' date:
  Tanis: Well, your boyfriend Daryl burps and spits.
  Wayne: Dary also chases ducks, draws on the walls, and must be told not to taste or touch everything he sees.
  Tanis: That's true.
• At Anik's Bock et Biche, the English and the French get into a troubling misunderstanding about one of the Quebecoise working at TD Bank (thanks to his accent, the English all hear 'Titty bank') and it takes the Hicks a long time to sort this out... except for Daryl, who uncharacteristically is not confused at all.
• During the Christmas party, Katy suggests watching Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964), which gets her a drunken rant from Tanis, Stewart and Roald about how Santa is racist and abusive in that movie. Katy vainly attempts to defend it...
  Katy: Guys, it was a different time, you know? It was made in the 60's, right, Coach?
  Coach: *stares* How old do you think I am?

Season 6

• Wayne and Marie-Fred have a completely serious conversation about how a man who was pissing in a urinal in an airport bathroom while using his iPad at the same time has to have been one of the people with the nuclear codes, because nothing else could be that urgent.
• Stewart and Gae's refusal to take the dealer's death threats seriously because of their poor grammar and incorrect spelling is enhanced by the city girls' pointing out that said grammar just makes the dealer more dangerous.
• During the Hicks' attempt to convince Stewart and Roald to come home:
  Gae: Why do you rebel?
  Stewart: I hate my parents.
  Gae: And?
  Stewart: I hate the world.
  Gae: And?
  Both: I hate myself.
  [Katy and Squirrelly Dan roll their eyes]
  Katy: Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers.
• Episode 3 is just one long Dyck joke.
  • When the Dycks say goodbye to Jonesy and Reilly, the latter reply with 'Blessed is the fruit' and 'May the Lord open'. Anita thinks it's from a new translation of the Bible.
• When the Hicks tell Daryl to stop being so needy with Anik, he rebuts 'You try dating a French girl!' Marie-Fred, who's sitting next to Wayne, tells Wayne to give it a shot.
• Roald abruptly stands up at the start of the speed-dating event to bring up what he says is the elephant in the room: the possibility of him getting spit-roasted by Dax and Ron. Everyone else's expressions clearly say that they had never so much as considered it.
  • ...and by the end of the episode, Ron and Dax absolutely take him to be spit-roasted, much to Katy's disappointment.
• Daryl and Gail's turn during the speed-dating event consists of making deadpan puns with their names for three minutes.

Season 7

• Wayne, Daryl and Squirrely Dan turn out to be absolutely shit and awkward on camera - Wayne in particular exhibits absolutely none of his usual confidence and stoicism.
• McMurray tries hosting his own agricultural call-in show, but he doesn't have anyone to screen the calls. The first caller asks if he's ever fucked his wife in the chicken coop, and it just escalates from there.
• During the conversation about porn, Dan asks what kind everyone else watches. In response, everyone except Wayne and Gail proceeds to swig their drinks.
• McMurray invades the set of Crack N Ag to declare that he has an average-sized penis. The callers absolutely roast him.
  • McMurray says that every Christmas night he prays that God will make his dick bigger, to which Dan mutters "Fucking Catholics."
• Tanis needs a hockey team, so she goes to visit Coach and tells him she needs a coach. He enthusiastically declares that she's got one, and asks for what. The background music amps up and Tanis declares, "I'm resurrecting the Letterkenny Irish." Cue several seconds of no reply, Tanis looking around, and then the music cutting out as the camera cuts to Coach's baffled stare, after which he says that the Irish are dogshit.
• Letterkenny versus Penny - the entire charity drive at the center.
  • Bonnie turns out to have adopted quite well to some of Gail's particular style of bar talk.
    Gail: Hey, get off your wallets, you sousy fucks!
    Bonnie: Yeah, you sousy fucks!
    Gail: Fuck!
    Bonnie: Fuck!
    Gail: Fuck!
    Bonnie: Fuck!
  • Wayne, Daryl and Squirrely Dan go on a neighborhood tour to ask for pennies - the idea is that if you ask someone to do something and add "real quick" to it, it's very persuasive.
    • First they visit a woman with very large breasts who keeps making a lot of unintended puns regarding her chest. He asks if she ever watched a Zucker, Abrams, Zucker comedy, but she denies.
    Woman: How do you feel about these puppies? (pulls out two little dogs) Just rescued these tits a few weeks ago. Give 'em a little kiss.
    Wayne: The tits?
    Woman: What else?
    Wayne: I better not. Say, I'm collecting so that more... tits... get... homes?
    • Then Wayne banters a little bit with Coach, which Wayne not-so-quietly disdains... just like Coach. He still gives him pennies, since it's for charity.
    • He does the same with McMurray, until McMurray ends it on the most awkward, sexual note.
    • At Tyson and Joint Boy's Wayne just says "real quick" and they give him two massive bags of pennies.
    • Glen gives Wayne his motherlode of pennies. Specifically, he asks him to take his lode in church, in front of God and all the angels.
    • It turns out Roald has a whole bunch of pennies he's been collecting his entire life. He asks Wayne to do some chores for him, but he does them in such a disgustingly sexual way that even Stewart is deeply, deeply uncomfortable.
    Stewart: 'Kay.
    Wayne: (nods and leaves)
    Roald: Stewart! I hadn't finished yet!
    Stewart: Yes, you did. I can smell it.
  • Katy has trouble getting any pennies from ladies, who just give her the stinkeye. She enlists the help of the Jocks, who get pennies by the buckload in exchange for doing it shirtless. It even gets a slow-mo montage. Katy is speechless and turned on throughout the whole thing. Bonnie is shaken, Gail fist bumps her, and even Jim Dickens pitches in a penny.
  • Wayne, ultimately, is winning just before midnight. He decides to take Roald up on his offer.
    Wayne: What needs recaulked?
    Roald: What needs recocked?
    Wayne: Caulk-ed. (beat) Fuck. Caulked?
    Roald: Say it again.
    Wayne: Caulked.
    Roald: Say it again?
    Wayne: Fuck's sake.
    Roald: Let me show you to my bathroom!

Season 8

• Dan's old flame Ellen is back in town, and asked him if he wanted to go for a walk with her. Dan said no, because he just stopped dating a Mennonite, and the only thing you can do with a Mennonite is go for a fucking walk.
• When Aly, Bianca, Ron and Dax discuss Stewart's progress, we get this:
  Aly: What'd you guys do this weekend?
  Ron: Fucked some dudes up the ass.
  Dax: You?
  Aly and Bianca: Stewart.
  Roald: *pops up between them* Stewart?
  • When Roald is ticking off the four goals Stewart had set for him on the whiteboard, instead of just ticking them, he writes 'STRT' next to them.
• The montage of Stewart's threesome with Aly and Bianca is hilarious. He pulls the weirdest faces, and at one point seems to be crying. Roald spends the entire time curled up in a corner doing lines of cocaine.

Season 9

• After the cold open of the first episode, we cut to a black screen with 'A WEE BIT AFTER THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF DIERKS...' to signal a flashback.
• During the speech to the kids, Katy and Stewart are using Roald as a footstool.
• The Skids' creative method of doing drugs continues, with Roald having Connor and Darien set up a model train set to do rips off.
• Good ol' Jimmy Dickskin (DICKENS!) even does his Motor Mouth routine during sex.
• "Sleepover"'s cold open starts with Wayne, Daryl, Dan and Jim asking Gail about her truck, then all of them going on a very long rant about car salesmen.
  • During the montage of what everyone's doing on the freezing winter's night, Gail, Rosie and Bonnie are playing Scrabble, except it's French Scrabble, and none of them have any consonants.

Season 10

• The hick-off between Katy and Wayne as to whether Daryl's second cousin or Dan's second cousin has a bigger hick house, culminating with this exchange.
  Katy: Dary's second-cousin burned his eyebrows off cooking meth.
  Daryl: Yeah... that one won't be beat.
  Wayne: Dan's uncle has too many DUI's to drive truck... but still somehow drives a schoolbus.
  Dan: Yeah, now that one won't be beat.
  (Beat as Katy takes a deep breath)
  Katy: I did see... what could only be a gloryhole.
  Daryl: Katy! My aunt and uncle's sex life is none of your beeswax!
  Katy: On the side of the goat pen.
  Daryl/Dan/Wayne: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!
  Wayne: You win.

Season 12

• Stewart is once again moved to tears when nobody shows to one of his raves, only for Wayne to pound on the window and yell at him to unlock the door.

Meta

• From the Season 8 bloopers, the hockey players chorusing 'Oh, Bonnie Murray' while she just stares at them, confused.
  Jacob Tierney: What's her name?
  • Roald carrying on a conversation with Stewart's horn.
• In the Season 7 bloopers, Coach going into the Department of Redundancy Department with "I just feel like I'm being unfaithful to my dead wife, Barb, who died."
  • During 'Letterkenny vs Penny', Nathan Dales tries to explain the rules and it doesn't go very well.
  Daryl: The rules are quite simple. *forgets his line* Oh...
  Someone offscreen: Are they, though?
  Daryl: Fuck.
• From the Season 6 bloopers, during one of the club scenes, Sarah Gadon takes a step back just as Tyler Johnston and Evan Stern are leaning in, resulting in a couple of awkward forehead kisses and what seems to be an impromptu height-measuring contest.
  • During the avalanche of crepe puns, Michelle Mylett blurts out 'Crepe rape' and covers her mouth, leaving K. Trevor Wilson to remark, 'I don't know about that one, Miss Katys...'