Come on: group of regular people who don't have corporate directors breathing down their backs? Of course funny stuff will pop up with The Let's Dub Project!
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Adlibbed moments of funny
An Octave Higher
- After Gesang flies away from Woolf using wind magic, we have this gem;Woolf: Well that blows...
- While Frederic is looking for friends of Franz, he runs into Aretha, who explains how she knows him due to his connection to Franz. Frederic (correctly) takes this to mean Aretha is Franz's friend, prompting him to say;Frederic: So he does have a friend. Well, that's a shocker...
- The above is followed with Aretha offering to lead him to where Franz might be...at which point Frederic demonstrates his short attention span.Frederic: I follow the girl -Ar or...something, I dunno...-to the laboratory where Franz is said to be.
- Their 2014 April Fools "preview"
for the Ace Attorney 1 dub has all the voices (and only the voices) be Gender Flipped... except for Winston Payne, who is instead upgraded to a baritone with an Australian accent.
- In episode 26, Phoenix is trying to explain what a computer virus is to Maya and Detective Gumshoe, and Gumshoe makes an analogy about real viruses, using Godot as an example. Only Maya comes in with this gem:Gumshoe: Oh, I get it.... it is like you sneezing on Godot so he catches a cold.
Maya: Right! Then he wouldn't be able to turn up in court because he will be too sick! You really shouldn't do stuff like that, Nick. It's wrong.
Phoenix: Who? What? Where? When and why did the conversation jump to talking about me!? God, it is like talking to a brick wall..... - The entirety of Furio Tigre's first cross-examination in episode 29, up to and including Phoenix's constant use of his TURBO LAWYER POWER!!!, Maya's increasingly exasperated attempts to help, and both of their reactions to the floaty white thing appearing on-screen and Tyranee pulling up a walkthrough. The fourth wall has never been leaned on so hard.
- In episode 37, we get a few gems:
- When Phoenix doesn't want to go to Hazakura Temple initially:
Phoenix: Sorry, I'll think I'll pass. I hate cold places....Maya: Whaaat!? No way! How can you be so selfish!?Phoenix: Hey, it's not my fault I'm not a polar bear!- When Phoenix, Maya and Pearl move into the main hall of Hazakura Temple:
Phoenix: Alright, lets move to the main hall before we get some frost bite or something.... (after entering) Ohh.... thank god there are candles in here, I dunno if I am warm or just acclimated to the cold....- Phoenix, Maya and Pearl talking about dinner:
Pearl: Ah! Mr. Nick! Do you smell that? It smells like meat and gravy!Maya: Yeah, you're right! I guess it's pot roast for tonight! Yum!Phoenix: ...Weird. I thought they would serve something a little more... well, traditional.Maya: But it's pot roast, are you saying no to pot roast? And what are you talking about, Nick!? You think monks and nuns just sit around eating rice gruel all the time!?Phoenix: ....Are you implying that I generalise people!?Pearl: Mystic Maya is right! Ooh! I hope there's mashed potatoes, too! I love mashed potatoes!- Pearl finds out about Elise's profession:
Pearl: Aaaaaaaaaah!Phoenix: There goes my ears.....Maya: Oh....- Maya rambles on about writing a book:
Maya: ...Maybe I should try to write a children's book, too. About a baker, and her assistant? If I do, you can secretly send it to a publisher for me, Nick.Phoenix: Where do you come up with these ideas!?Maya: Where do you think? - During episode 39:
- During a conversation with Gumshoe about the bridge:
Gumshoe: We're almost 100% sure it was lightning.Edgeworth: ...Lightning? I guess she returned.- Then about Godot:
Edgeworth: Is he the lead prosecutor on this case?Gumshoe: You bet he is! After all, "you know who" is right in the middle of it.Edgeworth: "You know who"? I thought Voldermort was dead.Gumshoe: Phoenix Wright, of course! Ace Attorney.- Before asking Larry about Iris:
Edgeworth: Time to descend into the abyss of stupidity... Let's ask him about Iris.- And while doubting his reason for believing Iris:
Larry: No, no! Don't worry! I see things for how they really are this time! Honest!Edgeworth: If I had a penny for every time he said that, I could afford to localize Ace Attorney Investigations 2.- Introducing himself to Sister Bikini:
Edgeworth: I... My name is... Miles Edgeworth.
Bikini: My, my, my! A nice slab of man meat like you is always welcome!
Edgeworth: [thinking] "Man meat"?! What the hell?! - During episode 41, Edgeworth's incredulous reaction to Larry having three "psycholocks" just because he didn't want to admit being in Heavenly Hall waiting for Iris. Later, his reaction when five more appear is glorious:Edgeworth: Gott-ficken-verdammt! ...Nooooooooooooooooooo!
- During the trial in episode 42:Edgeworth: Hmm... The piece of evidence proving this contradiction is almost certainly the autopsy report. Now to present that to her and - (Presents Iris' Testimony) That... wasn't the autopsy report. Uh... (Presents Iris' Hood) Neither was that, that was her hood. No... (Presents Note to Iris) ...the autopsy report. No, no not that not - (Presents Elise's Autopsy Report) I said, the autopsy report. Present - (Presents Crime Photo) - the autopsy report. (Presents Victim's Staff) That didn’t look like the autopsy report, that looked like a staff. (Presents Shichishito) And that... was a sword. Just prese-no, not a picture of Iris (Presents Iris' profile), she knows what she looks like, she’s been telling us - present the autopsy report. (Presents Weather Data) That was the weather report. That was so.... very... (Presents "Oh! Cult!" New Year's Issue) ...close! But still wrong! The autopsy (Presents Photo of Elise) report, that’s all you have to do is just... present that! (Presents Iris' Testimony) Ugh.... are you a complete... moron?!? (Presents Elise's Autopsy Report) Please... (Presents Crime Photo) I am begging you... just... present.... the autopsy report... I will do anything (Presents Elise's profile) at this point. I’ll kiss Wright on the mouth if that would get you to present the blasted autopsy report! YEESS! (Presents Elise's Autopsy Report)
- During the trial in episode 44:The Judge's Brother: [after getting whipped] Uwaah! What was that for!?
Franziska: ...this is all a bad dream. I was hitting you in the cheek to test that theory!
The Judge's Brother: Well, you can go drown in maple syrup, Ms. Von Karma!
* During episode 54:Phoenix: And there's only one reason: To protect herself from you!
Avast!: Avast! Virus database has been updated
Phoenix: And the virus database! Fuck those viruses!- Another one at the end, after the credits. Instead of the usual Let's Dub Project outro is Dahlia in a fiery place (presumably the Hell she was sent back to) screaming with the Belmonts' "Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye" song playing in the background, finally ending with black emptiness except for the words "#byedahlia".
- The finale's epilogue.Andrews: Mr. Wright. I am once again in your debt. Thanks to you, the Treasures of Kurain exhibit was a great success! I even got to see Ms. von Karma, who I hadn't seen for almost a year. She taught me how to use a whip, and said that I must show you what I've learned...
Phoenix: Um... I-I think I'm good, Adrian. I'm gonna go now. Good luck with the whole exhibition thing and - No! No! Put that away -
[whip]
Phoenix: OWWWWWWW!!!!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies
- Any scene of Florent L'Belle appears in the game. Due to LJ's dubbing performance, there are some memorable quotes including L'Belle's obsession with stroking his flower, which actually is part of his cologne; and Apollo's blatant disdain thoughts and remarks about him. And not to forget...:L'Belle: PERFUME!
- Apollo's first impression of him:Apollo: (I got two words for this guy: TOTAL! JACKASS!)
- In one part where L'Belle's flipping his book:L'Belle: Oh my god! This book is shit!
- During the reveal of L'Belle's shoulder pads to be cell phones:L'Belle: You have to excuse me!(His cellphones open up while L'Belle take out his notebook and pen while answering it as he jots it down.)L'Belle: Hello! L'Belle speaking! Yes! Yes! I got the flower! It's a wonderful stroking flower! I enjoy stroking it!Apollo: Are you fucking kidding me?!" Those things on his shoulders are cellphones?! It's 2027! Get with the times, dude!Athena: Where did he buy clothes like that?L'Belle: YOU GET THEM AT K-MART!!!
- An once he manage to dispose of the blackmail letter...Apollo: Ackk! You can't destroy evidence!L'Belle: What do you mean I can't? I JUST DID YOU LITTLE BITCH! Hahahaha! Feel a bit lighter now?Apollo: ("You've just won a one-way trip to the top of my murder list, buddy.)
- And during his final breakdown:L'Belle: L'Belle... speaking...Tenma: (on the phone) You're fired.L'Belle: I'm fired?! You...bastard...
- Apollo's first impression of him:
- In episode 17 of Dual Destinies, Athena suggests breaking down the Forbidden Door with a body slam, but Apollo doubts she could. While Apollo continues the search for an opening mechanism, Athena tries to prove him wrong. Key word: tries.Athena: You wanna go, Door? You wanna go?Apollo: Hmm, nothing on this side of the room...Athena: You think you're so strong, and door-like? Well, you've never met Athena Cykes!Apollo: Nothing new about the bloodstains...Apollo: Door still not opening...Athena: UuurrAGH! *THUD* URAGH! *THUD*Apollo: Pretty sure I already checked out those weird doll things last time I was here ...Athena: *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* Can't the door just open?Apollo: Maybe there's something to do with the chandelier? Uh ...Athena: *THUD* *THUD* WHY ARE YOU CLOSED!? Please open your doors! PLEASE!Apollo: What about those weapons?(Selecting the weapons re-triggers a scene that was already voiced a few episodes ago, so the VAs talk over it.)Athena: This one's a spear, but what about this one? It looks like a giant pair of pliers.Apollo: Looks like something a demon might - wait. Are you getting deja vu, or is that just me?Athena: No, I'm getting it too.Apollo: Huh, weird. So, now that you're done losing the fight with the door, care to help me actually look around?Athena: Oh, right. The investigation thing. Gotcha.
- Episode 32's intro. Words cannot describe the sheer amount of salt Apollo holds.Apollo: Last time on Dual Destinies: I'm Apollo Justice, and I'M FINE! And in case you missed anything, I'm here to fill you in on my exciting *record scratch* day at the office. (*obviously exasperated*) First thing in the morning, I sort the Wright Anything Agency mail. After that, I make sure Charlie, our office mascot, is properly watered and getting adequate sunlight. That's followed by organizing the evidence, tidying the magic props, and my favorite: cleaning the toilet. The toilet. Clogs. Every day. 'Cuz for a week straight, Mr. Wright refused to buy, or eat, ANYTHING but *deskslam sound effect* cheap Mexican food... and I... I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! WHAT AM I EVER DOING HERE?! WHY AM I EVEN IN THIS DLC CASE? I'VE 100%'d ANIMAL CROSSING *deskslam* SINCE THIS THING STARTED! THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSSIBLE! Athena and Mr. Wright gets to do all sorts of intriguing crime scene investigation, animal handling, and musical numbers while I just sit here?! Where's the Justice in that?! I AM NOT FINE!!! Find out on Dual Destinies next, BECAUSE I SURE WON'T!
- Episode 35 is introduced...by Orla. In orca squeaks. She's also a huge Deadpan Snarker.
Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth
- The intro to Episode 8 is just Cammy Meele snoring, until the very end, where...Meele: Zzzzzzzzz...Edgeworth: Ms. Meele!Meele: Ah!
- Gumshoe starts out Episode 14's intro, but gets dragged off and has his role stolen by Kay less than a minute in. Gumshoe compares the meeting between Edgeworth and Lang as the "dick measuring contest of the century".
- Episode 15. Just, Episode 15. Between the TURBO OLDBAG POWER and Kay's offhand remarks to Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, the whole episode is rife with hilarity.
- After Kay updates Little Thief with the stage, and the killer's image goes straight through it.Edgeworth: I spy with my little eye... One hell of a contradiction.
- In episode 17, Agent Lang points out that on his travels, he's learned that, "being related by blood is sometimes proof of nothing," in response to Edgeworth's assertion that no father would kill his own daughter:Edgeworth: Don't try to play the "screwed-up family" card, Lang. I'll win.
Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors
- This classic moment from episode 20, prompted by Tyranee complaining about everyone pointing out the obvious:Santa: HOLY SHIT, JUNPEI!!! A WALL!!! IT'S BLUE!!! I LIKE BLUE!!!!
- Becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when you remember that Santa's real name is Aoi, which means "blue" in Japanese.
- This gets a nod in episode 19 of Danganronpa, by a character also voiced by LJ7117:
Togami: Hold on. The wall comes first. It's a wonderful shade of purple. ...I like purple.
Let's Dub Halloween Otome
- The end of Episode 7 (Bandages) has a musical apology from Mr. Bandages to Miss Archer. As befitting a song supposedly written by Mr. Bandages, it's riddled with his attitude:Mr. Bandages: [singing] I know you know that I maybe insulted you once or twice.
Miss Archer: Tch! Want to try that again?
Mr. Bandages: [singing] And by once or twice, I mean maybe a couple of hundred times.
Miss Archer: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Scripted moments of funny
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations
- Franziska von Karma's whipping habit becomes much funnier when her victims' reactions are voiced.Phoenix: (She's so openly hostile that it's almost kinda cute.)
[whip]
Phoenix: OWWWWWWW!!!!
Franziska: No smirking!
Phoenix: No whipping the sick! - Phoenix's Inner Monologue, usually appearing during crazy moments in the trial or during his investigations, becomes even more funnier when it's voiced, as you can detect the literal exasperation and confusion that his thoughts are expressing during the dub.
- Part 14 starts with Aretha convincing Elise that Franz has the power to make girls pregnant just by proximity. He spends half their shared commute explaining that there is no such magic in existence that impregnates women. Aretha then agrees, but also states that Franz doesn't use magic to impregnate women, he has a superpower that does it. Franz then spends the second half of the commute convincing Elise that he has no superpowers.
- Kiane Chula King does an amazing job of portraying Elise's disgust at the food Gesang shows her. The two VAs play off each other well, especially at this part;Elise: Refering to a foreign dish ...Why is it brown?Gesang: It's-Elise: Incredibly fast Oh my gosh this looks gross.
Original Creations
- NICKROLL'D - Rick Astley's now infamous track, redubbed with Ace Attorney themed lyrics. It's as ridiculous as it sounds.
- Their announcement that they'll be Let's Dub-ing Ace Attorney 6. In about 5 years. Apollo's reaction?Apollo: Son of a BIT-
- The 2014 Feystivus submission. Damon Gant invites Detective Badd, Kristoph Gavin and Manfred von Karma over to his office...to play a game of Wordner. It starts off with von Karma arriving late, and still claiming otherwise. The three reluctantly go along with Gant's game.
- Their usernames on the program: Badd uses 'Detective "Lollipop" Badd', Gavin uses 'Coolest Defense', von Karma goes by the moniker 'Perfect Prosecutor'... and Gant chooses to use his police ID, '7777777'.
- The chat log is filled with hilarious tidbits. Hilariously, many of them are from von Karma.
Perfect Prosecutor: I will win this round in 15 seconds fools.Perfect Prosecutor (after losing the round): That was a practice round, obviously. It does not count.Perfect Prosecutor: Choose well, fools. I am the judge, jury and executioner.- von Karma's tantrum when Gavin insults him through one of his answers.
von Karma: Sharks are particularly fond of... flailing idiots who provoke them with delicious human limbs, Those who make the mistake of challenging them, and... Prosecutors who consider themselves perfect but are nothing short of incredibly flawed?!?! GAVIN! You *bleeep* has *bleeep*, I swear, I will split your *bleeep* in two, and feed it to you, and you will regret ever addressing me like that!Gant: Sheesh, Manny, I haven't seen you this grumpy since you couldn't find the body during the IS-Gavin: That game has yet to be localized officially!von Karma: Stop breaking the fourth wall, You Fool!!- ...and again.
Badd: Little Krissy can't drink wine? I pity you.Gavin: Well, actually, it's because of the localiz-von Karma: Shut your mouth, Gavin!- The judge for the last round is von Karma, who doesn't want to because it means he would lose.
- Gavin slips into a breakdown.
Badd: Uhhm... You OK?Gavin: Hitting the ball just right... Wright...?! WRIGHT?! WRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHTT!!!!!Badd: ...I stand corrected.- In the end, Gant is the one who wins. Gavin and von Karma object, to which Gant offers to start a new game. Badd just walks out while von Karma starts slamming his head. Gant ends it by asking "Swimming, anyone?"
Bloopers
Cartagra
- Part 1
- James Oh Burn does this:
James: Uh-huh. Uh-huh... Uh-huh... Uhhhhhhh... Serious face.- Guildencrantz losing her Ujaku pitch.
Guildy: ...wait did I lose it...? Where's Ujaku? Where's Ujaku?? [Unintelligible] Ujaku's piiiiitch!- Mazerly's reaction to spotting a self-contradictory sentence in the narration:
Mazerly: "Only her wallet is missing and her pockets have been completely emptied." ... If she — If her pockets were emptied, that means she had something in her pockets, which means her wallet wasn't the only thing she had on her person, which means - her wallet - isn't - the only - thing - missing! Ugh! God, that line bothers me so much! - Part 2
- The actors acknowledge their anglicized pronunciation of "Akao" by pairing up lines that feature his name...with photos of cows.
- hyperknees, Shugo's voice actor, learns new words. Like "dilapidated". And "sundries".
Kindred Spirits on the Roof
- Rhuze made an unenthusiastic take of Hina saying "yay", and reacted to it. Here's the resulting hyena-like laughing.
Pre-TLDP Era
- Tyranee playing Ao Oni.
- Tyranee mistaking the Oni entering the room for the Oni leaving. The resulting reaction that he has when he opens the doors has to be seen.
- Tyranee singing the "Run Away" song.
"Ruuun awaaaay from the Oniiiiii..."
"Run away! from the Mika-Oni...! that doesn't even look remotely female..."
