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Shallow Grave Night: I Bury the Living / The Autopsy of Jane Doe
- Clive points out the implausibility of a department store owning and managing a cemetery.Clive: Imagine if, like, you became a senior manager at a Target, and part of your job was also handling the day-to-day affairs of a funeral parlor that Target owned. Like, Target-branded coffins or something. That's what this comes across like.
Manos Sequel Night: Manos Returns / Manos: The Rise of Torgo
Stephen King Haunted Hotel Night: The Shining / 1408
- The intro using a scene from 1408.Mike: Alcohol... (Walks to the fridge and opens it, only to see Olin)
Olin: I was just checking to see if the accommodations are exceeding your expectati—
Mike: (slams the fridge door shut) I want... my DRINK!!
Clive: Well, if that's what you're seeing right now, sorry, but I'm cutting you off. - The lightbox only says 'Haunted Hotel Night'. The reason?Clive: I couldn't fit the whole thing on the lightbox. Give me money to buy a second one.
- While discussing The Shining, Clive gets to the scene of blood exiting the elevator.Clive: Well thank goodness that the hotel now has a new, dedicated caretaker to clean up all that blood.
- When talking about the finale in the maze, Clive describes the frozen Jack as an 'angry-looking popsicle'.Clive: Mmn, Jack Daniels-flavoured.
- Clive provides his own theory on what the '1921' photo means.Clive: Ahh, so freezing someone actually sends them back in time instead of preserving them for the future. True facts from the movies.
- When discussing the parts of the movie that dispute the fan theory that the ghosts are in Jack's mind, he gets to the point where Wendy encounters the two men in the room, one wearing a bear suit, and comments:Clive: Speaking of, those two look very confused about Wendy, despite them being the ones who neglected to shut the door. This is on you.
- Dick Hollorann explaining that sometimes bad things that happen can leave a trace, comparing it to burnt toast.Clive: Ghosts! The crumbs of the living!
- Explaining the creative decision to make the Overlook's geometry impossible, ending with saying the audience is trapped like the Torrance family.Clive: Though, admittedly, with better snacks. (Shakes a bucket of popcorn.)
- Clive points out that Wendy seems to do more of Jack's caretaking duties while Jack focuses on his book...Clive: This book he's working on better be damned good if he's devoting more time to that than to the job he was hired for. Beat Fortunately, we get a peek at it.
- ... Which leads to the "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" shot.
- He later states that the French version of the movie had the quote, "What you have is worth much more than what you will have."Clive: Jack apparently did not take that idiom to heart.
- The Spanish version was, "No matter how early you get up, you can't make the sun rise any sooner."Clive: (laughs as he loads a shotgun) Give me five minutes and we'll see about that.
- He later states that the French version of the movie had the quote, "What you have is worth much more than what you will have."
- Clive explains that each page was typed up by hand.Clive: Either some poor intern had to do that, or they made Jack Nicholson do it himself just to get him into character for what would drive a man to madness.
Found Footage Frankenstein Night: The Frankenstein Theory / Frankenstein's Army
- At the end, Clive spins the wheel to decide the next episode and lands on Exorcist Prequel Night — only for Linkara to show up, flatly refuse, and manually turn the wheel to American Ring Night instead.
American Ring Night: The Ring / The Ring Two / Rings
- Clive describes The Ring Two as "bafflingly bad," pointing out that it somehow achieved that status despite having so many people involved in more-successful Ring film and stories on-board.
