History Funny / LateNightDoubleFeature

-->'''Clive:''' This book he's working on better be damned good if he's devoting more time to that than to the job he was hired for. [[beat]] Fortunately, we get a peek at it.

-->'''Clive:''' Wow... [[beat]] [[SarcasmMode I don't know about you guys, but I think we got a bestseller on our hands here!]]

[[folder: Found Footage Frankenstein Night: ''The Frankenstein Theory''/''Frankenstein's Army'']]
* At the end, Clive spins the wheel to decide the next episode and lands on ''[[Film/ExorcistTheBeginning Exorcist]] [[Film/DominionPrequelToTheExorcist Prequel Night]]'' - only for Linkara to show up, [[BluntNo flatly refuse,]] and manually turn the wheel to ''[[Film/TheRing American Ring Night]]'' instead.

* Clive points out the implausibility of a department store ''owning and managing a cemetery.''

-->'''Mike:''' Alcohol... ''(Walks to the fridge and opens it, only to see Olin)''\\

--> '''Clive:''' I couldn't fit the whole thing on the lightbox. Give me money to buy a second one.

--> '''Clive:''' Well thank goodness that the hotel now has a new, dedicated caretaker to clean up all that blood.

--> '''Clive:''' Mmn, Jack Daniels-flavoured.

--> '''Clive:''' Ahh, so freezing someone actually sends them back in time instead of preserving them for the future. True facts from the movies.

--> '''Clive:''' Speaking of, those two look very confused about Wendy, despite ''them'' being the ones who neglected to shut the door. This is on you.

--> '''Clive:''' Ghosts! The crumbs of the living!

--> '''Clive:''' Though, admittedly, with better snacks. (Shakes a bucket of popcorn.)

--> '''Clive:''' This book he's working on better be damned good if he's devoting more time to that than to the job he was hired for. [[beat]] Fortunately, we get a peek at it.

--> Wow... [[beat]] [[SarcasmMode I don't know about you guys, but I think we got a bestseller on our hands here!]]

--> '''Clive:''' Jack apparently did not take that idiom to heart.

--> '''Clive:''' ''(laughs as he loads a shotgun)'' [[BadassBoast Give me five minutes and we'll see about that.]]

--> '''Clive:''' Either [[TheIntern some poor intern]] had to do that, or [[EnforcedMethodActing they made]] Creator/JackNicholson [[EnforcedMethodActing do it himself just to get him into character for what would drive a man to madness]].

[[folder: Shallow Grave Night: ''I Bury the Living''/''The Autopsy of Jane Doe'']]

[[folder: Manos Sequel Night: ''Manos Returns''/''Manos: The Rise of Torgo'']]

[[folder: Stephen King Haunted Hotel Night: ''The Shining''/''1408'']]

[[folder:I Bury the Living/The Autopsy of Jane Doe]]

[[folder:Manos Returns/Manos: The Rise of Torgo]]

[[folder:Stephen King Haunted Hotel Night]]

--> '''Mike:''' Alcohol... (Walks to the fridge and opens it, only to see Olin).
--> '''Olin:''' I was just checking to see if the accommodations are exceeding your expectati- (Mike slams the fridge door shut).
--> '''Mike:''' I want... my DRINK!!
--> '''Clive:''' Well if that's what you're seeing right now, sorry but I'm cutting you off.

* ... Which leads to the [[MadnessMantra 'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy']] shot.

** He later states that the French version of the movie had the quote 'What you have is worth much more than what you will have.'

** The Spanish version was 'No matter how early you get up, you can't make the sun rise any sooner.
--> '''Clive:''' (Laughs as he loads a shotgun.) Give me five minutes and we'll see about that.

--> '''Clive:''' Either [[TheIntern some poor intern]] had to do that, or [[EnforcedMethodActing they made]] Creator/JackNicholson [[EnforcedMethodActing do it himself just to get him into character for what would drive a man to madness.]]

--> '''Clive:''' Either [[TheIntern some poor intern]] had to do that, or [[EnforcedMethodActing they made]] [[Creator/Jack Nicholson Jack Nicholson]] [[EnforcedMethodActing do it himself just to get him into character for what would drive a man to madness.]]

* Clive points out that Wendy seems to do more of Jack's caretking duties while Jack focuses on his book...
--> '''Clive:''' This book he's working on bette be damned good if he's devoting more time to that than to the job he was hired for. [[beat]] Fortunately, we get a peek at it.

--> '''Clive:''' Jack apparently did not take that medium to heart.

--> '''Clive:''' This book he's working on bette be damned good if he's devoting more time to that than to the job he was hired for. [[Beat]] Fortunately, we get a peek at it.

--> Wow... [[Beat]] [[SarcasmMode I don't know about you guys, but I think we got a bestseller on our hands here!]]

--> '''Clive:''' Speaking of, those two look very confused about Wendy, despite them being the ones who neglected to shut the door. This is on you.

* When he gets the 'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." scene.
--> '''Clive:''' Wow... [[SarcasmMode I don't know about you guys, but I think we got a bestseller on our hands here!]]

--> '''Clive:''' Wow... [[SarcasmMode/I don't know about you guys, but I think we got a bestseller on our hands here!]]

--> '''Clive:''' I couldn't the whole thing on the lightbox. Give me money to buy a second one.

--> '''Mike:''' Alcohol... (Walks to the fridge and opens it, only to see Enslin)
--> '''Enslin:''' I was just checking to see if the accommodations are exceeding your expectati- (Mike slams the fridge door shut)

--> '''Clive:''' Ahh, so freezing someone actually sends some back in time instead of preserving them for the future. True facts from the movies.

--> Ahh, so freezing someone actually sends some back in time instead of preserving them for the future. True facts from the movies.

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