Funny / LISA: The Pointless - Scholar of the Wilbur Sin

• Wily Knight has a unique quote for all of his subordinate's deaths:
  June the Goon: "Dismemberment is my fetish! There, I said it!"
  Wily Knight: "Oh, I knew it! Nasty bitch!"

  Cecil Flairs: "I ate coal as a kid."
  Wily Knight: "Maybe that's why you were so God damn ugly!"

  Scooter Screwloose: "God, I am harder than concrete."
  Wily Knight: "You'll be real hard when the rigor mortis sets in!"

  Ygor Melody: "... Fin."
  Wily Knight: "So you COULD talk!"
  • Even better, Wily also has a unique quote if you kill him first:
  Wily Knight: "This is all wrong! I'm the main character! I can't die!"
• One of the blood-lusted jerseyheads, Hank Abner, wields another franchiser as a flail. Whenever Hank swings his "weapon", the poor guy shrieks in horror.
  • If you defeat Hank without harming the other guy, he'll thank you for saving him and give you some items, while complaining about how crazy the Franchise is.
  Basto Angel Jr.: "Never knew just how bonkers those jersey guys were 'till I saw them up close."
  Alex: "If you didn't want to be around these guys, then why are you wearing a jersey too?"
  Basto Angel Jr.: "Man, I just thought we were all gonna play some b-ball! I didn't sign up to join a murder cult!"
• One of the jerseyheads in the Sweet Breeze Hotel is named Seamus Gobshite.
• One item you can come across is a mustache trimmer, which seemingly has no use. However, you later find out you can use it on The Kent.
  The Kent: Hey... that's my mustache trimmer! You bastard! Give it back!
  Alex uses the mustache trimmer, completely removing Kent's mustache.
  The music stops
  Bepe Stormer: Uhhh...
  The Kent: You... You...! YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING MUSTACHE!
  Bepe Stomer: Come on Kent, it's just a mustache. It will grow bac-
  Kent kills him in one hit.
  The Kent: YOU'VE JUST MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIVES!
  Derb Wesley Jr.: Uh... Maybe I'd better go...
• Around the mountain area, you'll find a bench, which you can use to rest, like the campfires in Painful. One of the possible random events from sleeping there is waking up and finding a franchiser dressed as a cop, who fines you for "loitering". Alex gets so distraught over getting a fine that he suffers a stat decrease.