He didn't dare look back at Crosscaper, and not just because he was running down a steep hillside road and one slip would do what Grey had planned but with a lot less noise.
“Who would have thought being a grammar nut would come in handy?”
Probably the best use of "elaborated" as a dialogue tag ever:
"Ummm...," Denizen began, and then she was gone, falling apart into a brocade of mist. Very gently, he bumped to the ground. "Uhhh...," he elaborated, and then just lay there, staring at the ceiling in silence.
Denizen, once again breaking new ground in the field of wit and charm.
“They had once had an extremely long conversation about the appropriate amount of grout for retiling the bathroom.”
Most of the Neophytes’ conversations have several funny lines.
“Afterwards, Denizen and Simon got chips. It was a little anticlimactic.”
Simon trolling Denizen about his crush on Mercy.
Denizen has developed a frown for Vivian's antics.
Edifice Greaves’s introduction. Guild of Esoteric Librarians, anyone?
“She’d just… Vivianed.”
Simon and Abigail discuss what exact kind of political animal Greaves is.
Abigail: Political animal. What—like a walrus in a tie? Simon: Thank you for that image, Abigail. No. Greaves is a—hang on. Why a walrus? Abigail: Dunno. Simon: Are walruses more political than other animals? Abigail: Well, bees are a monarchy. Simon: True. A parliament of walruses. Nope, doesn't sound right.
“Hi,” Denizen said. Right, that’s all I’m planning to say, is it? He took a deep breath. “You broke my window.” Nailed it.
This.
Greaves: How are we all getting on? Simon: Fantastic. I think my concussions have bruises. Abigail: I gave him those concussions. [Beat] Should we have told someone about that? Simon: About… what…? Abigail:Simon. That’s not funny.
Denizen asking Vivian for money to buy a shirt, oblivious to the fact that she's pulling his leg.
Denizen trying to fix his hair, which takes so long that Abigail and Simon start speculating as to what could have happened to him in the bathroom.
Jack: You're probably feeling a little stupid. Denizen: I am. Jack: Like a bit of an idiot. Denizen: Yep. Jack:A complete-- Denizen:Yes. I get it. Thank you.
The word “handcapitate” being used.
Frown No. 5—Don't Patronize Me, Adult… aka I See What You're Doing, or I Know What You're Up To, or Don't Lie To Me And Pretend You're About To Trigger An Interdimensional War Just To See What I'll Do, You Smarmbucket. Yes, that’s a spoiler tag over a frown.
Vivian gets shot again. In chapter 24. Her response? “At least Grey knew where to shoot.” Pfft.
Despite it featuring Denizen being drugged and kidnapped, chapter 26 manages to be absolutely hilarious. From his head pun to deliriously asking how much of his blood would be used as crusade paint, Denizen's drugged-up antics are really funny.
Unfortunately, due to all the hair and glue, the words came out as a sort of strangled ‘auk’—like someone strangling an auk. The hands did not reply. Perhaps they were missing their head. Perhaps the disappearance of body parts was going around, like a specific and gruesome winter cold.
This:
Uriel: When did you read a book? Ambrel: Over your shoulder at some point, probably.