Funny / Kipper

• "The Visitor"
  • After drying of the gosling from the rain, he puts the gosling in his cardboard box to spend the night. However, he puts the gosling on his back, with his legs up at a vertical angle.
  Kipper: Hmm...you don't look very comfortable...
  • After giving the gosling a bath, Kipper dries him off again, this time resulting in the gosling becoming a puffball of fuzz. Even Kipper can't keep a straight face when seeing it.
  • During breakfast, Kipper offers the gosling a second bowl of corn flakes. The gosling starts eating once Kipper pours them in the bowl.
  Kipper: Wait for the milk, wait for the milk!
• "The Umbrella"
  • Kipper's expression when he sees a perfectly-good skateboard in the trash.
  • Tiger tells Kipper he hasn't caught any fish all morning, believing there aren't any fish in the river. Kipper immediately spots a few.
• "The Seaside"
  • Kipper offers to help Tiger put up the windbreak. He whacks in a pole with the mallet as if he is having a go at the King of the Hammer arcade game. This results in the head of the mallet snapping off and whacking Tiger right on the head.
  • Tiger's overreacting to his airbed deflating in knee-high water causes him to fall face-first into the water.
• "Nothing Ever Happens"
  • Kipper's double take at seeing the attic door. How he never noticed it before is anyone's guess.
• "Pig's Present"
  • Kipper gives the rabbit, guinea pigs, and mouse consideration as Pig's present before deciding against it. The stick insect doesn't even get a chance.
  • Rolly-Polly expresses hunger by rubbing his little paws against his cheeks to depict filling them up.
  • After being late for the party, Kipper rushes over to Pig's house with Rolly wearing a little bow tie. When Pig opens the door, Kipper sees Pig already got all four of the aforementioned animals.
  • While talking with Pig, Kipper keeps giving Rolly bits of his cake, telling Pig that Rolly is always hungry and that he keeps his food in his cheeks. Rolly illustrates this with his cheeks being full of cake, and being happy about that.
• "The Rainbow Puddle"
  • Kipper's struggle to come up with a wish.
  Kipper: I wish, um, I wish, um...
  Magic Frog: Don't take all day. When the puddle dries up, so does the magic.
  Kipper: Err, um, errum...
  Magic Frog: Oh, come on, come on, come on!
  • Kipper complains that the magic frog isn't doing anything that makes it seem like it's really magic, other than talking. The frog decides to show Kipper some big magic to prove it. He creates an elephant.
• "The Butterfly"
  • Pig and Kipper's conversation about color.
  Kipper: Pig, do you know how to make purple?
  Pig: Course I do! It's easy! Blue and green!
  Kipper: No, silly, it's blue and red.
  Pig: You sure?
  Kipper: Yeah, blue and green make yellow! Wait, that's not right...
• "The Bleepers"
  • While mocking Kipper, one Bleeper pulls his ears down, only for them to stick right back up.
  • Kipper offers the Bleepers some lollipops he brought with him. After struggling to figure out what they're supposed to do with them, they eat them and turn sickly green. They instead decide to eat the sticks and wrappers.
  • As thanks for helping the repair their ship, they take the controls for Kipper's RC truck and rewire it. It makes it able to defy gravity.
  • Before the Bleepers are taken back to the Mother Ship, Kipper gives them a flower as a good-bye present. They mistake it for a lolipop.
• "Tiger's Torch"
  • During the camping trip, Tiger asks Kipper if there's any bears or wolves in the forest, which Kipper doubts. When asked about bats, Kipper says there's bound to be bats living there, which freaks out Tiger. Thankfully, Kipper assures him bats are normally harmless.
  • Kipper keeps starting the story until he's interuppted by Tiger wanting to feel more secure. After the third time, Kipper just gives an abridged and speedy version of the intro.
• "The Conker Tree"
  • Arnold refering to the kitten as a duck.
• "The Goldfish"
  • While on vacation, Tiger goes to the beach. While in the water, a huge tidal wave comes in that he has to run away from. He does get a picture of it, though.
  • After explaining that tadpoles are baby frogs and not fish, Tiger laughs, thinking it's ridiculous.
• "Sleepless Night"
  • Kipper tries counting sheep to get to sleep, which seems to work. He begins wondering why you're supposed to count sheep. At number 13, he counts a kangaroo, which wakes him up instantly.
  Kipper: Now I know why it's sheep.
• "The Camping Trip"
  • After debating whether quillions is a real term, Tiger asks if stars can be turned off like electronic lights.
  Tiger: Then why are they going black?
  Kipper: I think it's a cloud. A big...black...cloud.
• "Hiccups"
  • To find a cure for hiccups, Kipper looks through a medical book. One of the entries is "fat paws," causing Kipper to stare at his own paw in fear.
  • The medical book recommends standing on your head and singing to rid yourself of the hiccups. He begins singing a song about how he doesn't want the hiccups. Even better, if you have the captions on, it will says "(singing badly)"
  • Jake gives Kipper a bear hug to help get rid of them. It only makes them worse.
  Jake: But a bear hug always works.
  Kipper: Maybe *hic!* it's because *hic!* you're not a bear.
  • It seems Arnold has the hiccups by the end of the episode.
• "The Little Ghost"
  • The poor ghost trying and failing to pick up a glass of milk.
• "Space Invaders"
  • After talking about how Pig's toy rocket is better than the UFO Kipper found (that turns out to be real), the real UFO tosses the toy off the table when Kipper and Pig leave.
• "The Magnifying Glass"
  • When Kipper sees Arnold eating a lollipop, he asks if it's tasty. When Arnold indicates it isn't, Kipper realizes it's his magnifying glass.
• "Kipper Is Unwell"
  • Seeing everyone think Kipper is sick because he's got red paint spots on his face.
  • After failing to get Arnold's kite to fly, Pig and Arnold run away in fright after seeing Kipper's spotted face...and get the kite to fly.
  • "It's a banana."
• "The Nest"
  • When they've constructed their own nest, the bird they helped earlier brings them a worm. After questioning why it brought that, they realize why.
• "The Magic Lamp"
  • After finding a secret staircase, Kipper questions how tall Tiger's house is, since the stairs seem to be taller than the house itself.
  • When Tiger freaks out about being so high up on the staircase, Kipper wishes Tiger would be quiet. Tiger then finds himself unable to open his mouth, but is still yelling in fear with his mouth closed.
  • Tiger's wish is that he didn't have any more wallpaper to strip. It's the one wish that stays true at the end of the episode.
• "The Gismo"
  • After finding the titular gismo, Kipper looks for the bubble container that works with it. While looking, he finds a pinwheel, so he tests out the gismo on it. While the gismo is still great at delivering powerful blasts of air, the pinwheel gets stuck and breaks.
  Kipper: Why do these things always get stuck?
  • Tiger goes to get the boat which was stuck in some lily pads so he can prevent it from getting stuck again on its way back ashore...and falls in the water.
• "Kipper's Circus"
  • After successfully getting both of them onto the acrobat setup for the rope and stick, Kipper says that now Tiger is supposed to let go and fly off. Naturally, Tiger has no interest in doing so.
  • Once finished playing circus and Pig telling them he can't do any of the tricks they've been doing, he does admit there is one trick he can do. A handstand. Even more, Arnold can do a handstand while sucking his thumb.
• "The Rescue"
  • The four work together to make a boat out of sand for Arnold to play in. He'd still rather look at the real boat.
  • After Arnold walks away when Tiger and Kipper are stuck on the large rock, Tiger complains about the situation.
  Tiger: Now we're going to have to stay here all night. We'll get cold, we'll get wet, we've got nothing to do, we've got nothing to eat, we haven't got anything to drink either! It's going to be really, really boring!
• "The Picnic"
  • Kipper looks through his fridge to determine what to bring on the picnic.
  Kipper: Eggs...onions...Ew! No! Aha! (pulls out a carrot) No, I don't think so.
  • After stepping all over Kipper and Tiger's picnic, Pig chastises Arnold for doing the same thing.
  • When Pig and Arnold join the picnic, the former eats the rest of the food in the basket, much to Tiger's chagrin. Tiger gets his revenge by shaking a soda can and giving it to Pig, so as he opens it, it sprays all over his face.
• "Arnold's Balloon Trip"
  • Tiger is almost taken away by his balloons the same way Arnold was.
  • After observing a bubble gum volcano, Arnold himself gets absorbed into a bubble.
  • When the bench is falling from the sky, Kipper suggests that him, Tiger and Pig flap their arms as if they were birds They proceed to do so in an attempt to lift the bench and make it rise. Of course, the result is obvious.
    • What’s even funnier is Pig exclaiming in surprise, "It’s not working! It’s not working!" as if it was actually going to work in the first place.
• "The Magic Act"
  • For the first trick, Kipper does a typical card trick. However, Arnold shows Kipper what card it is before Kipper can guess.
  • While showing there's nothing in his hat, Arnold sees Rabbit peeking out from the bottom and points it out. Kipper asks if Arnold would rather sit on the sofa.
  • After putting Arnold into the device to make him disappear, Arnold stows away and hides behind the pillows, causing the others to think Kipper made him invisible. They then discuss the logic of being invisible. Pig wonders if an invisible person were to eat chocolate biscuits, would other people be able to see them going down? This immediately kills the conversation.
    • Arnold comes out of hiding and Tiger hands the plates of cookies to him.
  Pig: (looking glum) Pass the plate, Arnold. (Arnold gives Pig the plate) Thank you, Arnold ...(beat) ARNOLD!
• "Cakes and Tails"
  • Tiger complains that Mr. Snake is a lame toy because it can't bite anything due to its lack of teeth. Why Tiger would want a toy that can bite someone is anyone's guess.
  • Despite brining the cake to the park with the intention of sharing it with Tiger and Kipper, Pig eats the whole thing.
• "The Long Walk"
  • While blindly following the compass, Kipper suggests they turn around. Tiger, not realizing where he's going, walks right into a bull. While wearing a red coat.
  Tiger: It's...coming towards me, Kipper.
  • Tiger being horrified by a scarecrow, which he believes is a monster.
  • Tiger complains that they're lost, they don't have a map, they don't have a compass, and his feet hurt.
• "The Ball"
  • While talking to Tiger, Kipper hears a knock on the door, and finds the titular ball. After playing with it for awhile, and then having Pig and Arnold join on the fun, the ball goes missing. Pig explains they were going to the park and Kipper thinks to invite Tiger, only to remember that he left Tiger on hold. When he gets back on the phone, Tiger is ready to complain about how long Kipper kept him waiting, only to get a knock on the door. He finds the same ball on his doorstep.
  • The ball, being magic, levitates with Arnold riding it, all while Pig and Kipper are distracted.
• "Pirates"
  • When they find the old metal barrels in the water, Kipper gets on top of the one on its sides. Naturally, he falls off into the water.
  • Tiger tries to tie a knot to assemble the raft together. After finsihing it, he finds the two ends aren't even touching.
  • Kipper and Tiger, having finally assembled the raft, realize while sailing that they forgot to create a way to steer the raft.
  • On the small island, they begin hearing a moaning noise and believe the island is haunted. Turns out it's just Pig pranking them.
  • After the raft drifts away from the shore, Kipper and Tiger believe they're marooned on the island. Pig shows them that the water's only knee-deep and they can just walk over to the raft.
• "Tiger's Cold"
  • Tiger request Kipper make him a small cheese sandwich...with lettuce, pickle, tomato, and cucumber. And no crusts. Then, once Kipper has made the "small" cheese sandwich, Tiger complains there's not enough cheese in it.
  • Kipper gives Tiger a wrapped present.
  Tiger: (unwrapping it) Is it chocolate?? I bet it is! It’s a... Jigsaw puzzle.
  • Once Kipper figures out Tiger's faking his cold, he invites Dr. Pig and Nurse Arnold to check on Tiger. After Pig sticks a thermometer in Tiger's mouth, rendering him unable to talk, Nurse Arnold pulls out a (toy) hammer and saw, causing Tiger to freak out.
• "Looking After Arnold"
  • Pig says that Arnold will probably take a nap at some point. He never does. Kipper does, however.
• "Crazy Golf"
  • Kipper and Pig are able to get through the windmill on their first tries. By the time they finish the last hole, Tiger still hasn't gotten through the windmill.
• "Echo Echo"
  • The parrot, Henry, suddenly singing "Ring Around the Rosie" for no reason.
• "Jake's Friend"
  • Everyone thinks "Wilbur" is just an imaginary friend whom Jake keeps saying is invisible. Turns out he's real.
  • When Kipper notices "Wilbur" isn't drinking his ice cream soda, Jake says that "Wilbur" can't eat it. Tiger offers to eat it for him.
• "The Fair"
  • Pig fainting on the Ferris Wheel
• "Big Owl's Bath"
  • After using no less than 6 clothespins to keep his hat from falling into the mud (and inadvertently causing everything else to fall in), the wind causes Tiger's hat to fall into the mud.
• "Tiger's Joke Box"
  • Arnold is smart enough to avoid Tiger's prank candy, which dyes Pig's mouth blue.
  • At the end of the episode, while Tiger's asleep, they take one of Tiger's Whoopee Cushion and attatch it to the garden hose and stick it under his chair. After Tiger wakes up, they fill the Whoopee Cushion with water. As Tiger follows the water bulge, he realizes the water's going right under him.
• "Tiger's Rocket"
  • Because they didn't follow the instructions, the rocket initially is a jumbled mess.
  • While waiting for the rocket to return, Kipper and Tiger go visit Pig at the duck pond and tell him about how they launched a rocket. Pig doesn't believe them and laughs.
  Kipper: It's true! And Sock-Thing is the astronaut!
  Pig: And I suppose Big Owl was the mission controller.
• "Water Water Everywhere"
  • Kipper blocking the hose, causing Tiger to look right in it to see what the problem is. You know what happens next.
  • Kipper's reaction when the frog inflating when ribbiting.
  • After getting no response from Kipper's front door, Pig walks away. Arnold decides to check through the letterbox...and gets a faceful of water, causing him to promptly shut it.
  • Pig opens the back door, causing all the water in the house to flood out the door. Once they see Pig's okay, he reveals why he's there.
  Pig: Arnold and I were wondering if you'd like to come swimming.
• "Pig's Shop"
  • Pig offers his customers a free tasting. They don't get to taste the candy, though, he does.
    • This does come back to bite Pig, since Jake is unable to determine which candy he wants and has Pig try all of them several times. Eventually, Jake decides on one lemon fizzer, which he is given free of charge.
  • Despite Pig telling Arnold that the sweets are for the customers, Arnold begins stuffing his face with the last sweets Pig tried while Pig samples the next. The lemon fizzers have Arnold foaming at the mouth, making it look like he has rabies.
  • When opening the cash register, the force of it knocks Arnold off his chair. Later, when he goes to open it again, he has a long stick to avoid a similar incident.
• "The Costume Party"
  • Pig decides to be a clown for the party. However, his big shoes make it cumbersome to walk around, causing him to fail to answer the phone in time.
  • Jake arrives late to the party, but in an unexpected costume: a princess fairy costume. Doubles as a heartwarming moment, since it's what wins Jake the costume contest.
• "Hedgehog Watch"
  • While looking at the food and water they left out for the hedgehog, the hedgehog accidentally steps on the button for the camera. The flash scares it back outside, while sending Kipper and Tiger back inside.
  Kipper: I'm sure the camera went off then.
  Tiger: Oh, don't be ridiculous.
  Kipper: Well, what was that flash then?
  Tiger: It could've been lightning.
  • When looking at the photos on the computer, one is a picture of themselves.
• "Skates"
  • Tiger demanding a big bandage and a sling over a possibly-broken thumb. When he requests a sweet "for being brave," Kipper informs him he doesn't have any sweets.
  • Arnold using the model train as a pair of skates.
• "Cousins"
  • While entering Kipper's house
  Cousin 1: Uh, mind the spider.
  Cousin 2: Oh! I really hate spiders!
• "The Flying Machine"
  • Tiger's first idea for an invention made of recycled parts is a table.
• "Arnold's Drum"
  • While relaxing in the peace and quiet of the forest, Arnold begins playing his drum loudly, waking everyone up.
• "The Holiday"
  • Apparently, a trip to the beach requires Kipper to bring an entire backpack full of stuff. Most of which, he doesn't take to the beach.
• "The Big Race"
  • After Tiger gets out his bike so he can win, it crashes into the duck pond.
  • After coming in last for the race, Tiger admits he doesn't care about the cake and collapses onto the ground, just wanting to rest. When the others decide to look for Arnold, Tiger voluteers to stay there in case Arnold shows up.
• "Pig's Sweater"
  • Pig being adamant about wearing a sweater on a summer day, continually followed by him looking more uncomfortable with the heat.
  • Kipper believing the growling from the tree, Kipper suggests it could be a bird.
  Pig: It's a very big bird!
• "Buried Treasure"
  • Jake reveals that the treasure hunt in the park was set up by him as a present for Kipper's birthday - which is 7 weeks and 2 days away.
• "Clay Time"
  • Thanks to Accidental Innuendo, listening to Tiger using the pottery wheel prior to seeing it makes it seem like he's doing something unsavory. This will probably only be funny to adults, though.
  • When Pig and Arnold pass the pottery wheel, the former mistakes it for a car. He puts Arnold at the top and pushes the pedal, and wonders why they aren't going anyway until he realizes it has no wheels.
  • Pig's Big Eater tendencies getting the better of him.
  Pig: (after spitting out a bite of clay) I don't think much of your cookies. They taste horrible.
• "The Purple Park Monster"
  • During their first game of Park Monster, Tiger stops when he thinks he has a good hiding spot, only for Kipper to immediately find him.
  Tiger: He'll never find me here!
  • Kipper and Tiger set up a rabbit trap to catch the monster, but hide underneath it when it actually shows up.
• "The Robot"
  • The robot making "mmm" noises after sampling a banana milkshake and chocolate cookie.
  • While observing Kipper's toys, he shakes Mr. Snake, prompting him to shake his head in response.
• "The Missing Tape Mystery"
  • After Kipper, Tiger and Jake make paper hats for the party, they start to march around the table and chant out of nowhere:
  Tiger: Bom, bom, bo bom
  Kipper: Boom ba-di boom
  Jake: Ting-a-ling-a-ling
  • The location of the tape: it was in Tiger's hat the whole time.
  • Freeze-Frame Bonus joke: while playing Musical Chairs, Tiger is holding one of the cushions while he walks around.
• "Kipper the Hero"
  • Tiger says that he could be a hero, so Pig requests that Tiger get Arnold's kite out of a tree. Tiger begins questioning how big the tree is, comparing it to the nearby trees.
• "The Magic Carpet"
  • Apparently, while trying to analyze the magic carpet, the Bleepers' machine explodes due to magic.
• "The Farm"
  • Kipper suggesting feeding the sheep.
  Kipper: (quietly) If we're really quiet, and don't move too quickly, they might come and eat this grass.
  Pig: (loudly) Really?
  • Tiger freaking out when a cow begins eating the grass in his hand because his boots are stuck in the mud, followed by Kipper calmly informing him to let go of the grass.