Funny / Jimmy Davis

• This Poop's True Title is too Long for YouTube^*A Senile Elderly Man Recounts the Surreal Factory Life of Three Young Men:
  • In the intro, Bob tries to get Larry to play the theme song, but Larry takes off running with the tuba.
    Bob: "Larry, what are you doing?. Come over here!"
    Larry: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  • When Bob is introducing himself to the viewers, another Bob appears out of nowhere and also introduces himself, confusing the first Bob. The second Bob just shoots the other without saying anything else.
  • Bob sees that Larry has Mitt Romney's head on his... head. Apparently, this reminds him of a letter they got from Barack Obama.
    Bob: "That reminds me of a letter that we just got from Obama."
    Larry: "Yay."
    Bob: "Now Obama says that Billy wants to watch Dexter. Now Dexter's not Dexter, but Dexter's this bad TV show, and Billy doesn't know it's a show, and sometimes when Billy's at Obama's house, he says that Billy's not cool. Now Obama's not Billy's friend."
  • Bob's transition to the original story:
    Bob: "I want you to listen to a story about boys named Ben and Jerry."
    (beat)
    Bob: "#Pickles."
  • "Now there's no time to play Wii U, because we gotta play Xbox One all day, and it isn't very fun."
  • "Oh yeah, they really gonna appreciate you, boss. Sauce Boss."
  • (clears throat) "Mister Nezzer, your sister is fugly." "Yeah!"
  • "I think the tomato thinks he's sexy, boss."
  • This:
    George: Oh, it's almost 8 o'clock! Time for Milk Money! My favorite!
    (starts watching and eating popcorn; suddenly he stops, realizing...)
    George: I almost ate a clock!
  • The Poop ends with Bob and Larry talking about what we've learned today. Larry learns that doing sus just to be cool isn't very sus. Bob doesn't like sus jokes and responds by pouring cold water on him. Larry isn't done, so Bob pours hot water on him.
• A Story About Some Grapes and Junk:
  • "If you like Walt Disney...we gotta shoot you!"
  • "We are the Grapes of Wrath, we'll never take a crap!"
  • "There's no escape from ear rape we are the Grapes of WRATH." (headphone-wearing Nicolas Cage screams as his face melts off)
  • The tree saying "I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes!" and jumping into the lake, followed by a voice saying "Don't commit suicide".
  • The Grapes decide that Junior must be "a boy" because his hat's yellow, and SpongeBob is yellow. Junior responds as such:
    Junior: "This is not cheese on my head! It is a Chia Pet! And this is headcheese on my Chia Pet!
    (Junior takes off his hat)
    Grapes: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
    Pa Grape: "MY EYES!!!"
    Junior's Dad: "What's all the commotion out here?! Ooh, Grapes!"
    Jeremy: "That's racist".
  • "They were calling me 'Pee Pee Head'!"
• Why Does Larry Have A Shoe On His Head?:
  • In the Flibber-O-Loo section, some "white guys" mug Larry, but they don't stop there:
    First they shot Soos, then they shot Sonic. But what they did next was really unfunny: they made him watch Milk Money!
    Larry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Soos and Sonic later reappear as zombies and gobble up the scallions.
    Soos: Sorry dudes, I just really want those brains!
  • The edited version of "I Can Be Your Friend" is a barrel of laughs as well:
    I can be your friend (lol lol lol)
    It's okay if we're all yellow/We can still play!
    Junior: I'll share my pot!
    (Beat; then cut to everyone cheering as they presumably get high)
    (Jump Cut back to Junior's house)
    Dad Asparagus: Now Junior, that was not funny...
    Junior: Yeah, I know...
• Silly Songs With Darius:
  • Pee Wee Herman expresses his distaste for YTP:
    This...is crap. It's not cool, or kid stuff. :( Every time you make a YouTube Poop, everyone wants to kill you. You really suck. >:(
  • "I am a yam. I am a meme! (makes Surprised Patrick face) Now I'm The Mysterious Mr. Enter!"
  • "Hey, Daniel!" (theme to Goldfinger plays)
  • This exchange:
    Lion: Join me and I will make you into a dinosaur!
    Daniel: I don't want to do that, I'll look silly.
  • The poop ends with Michael Rosen eating the scallions and Daniel.
• VeggieFails, a collab entry:
  • Bob and Larry get a letter from Michael Rosen:
    Michael's Letter: Dear Bob the Tomato, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's tomatoes. I hate tomatoes. All slimy! If you don't leave the show and hire a plum to take your place, I'll tell you what I'll do...you know, murders and mad dog stuff...
    Bob: Okay, stop the music! (hops backwards and tosses a Bob-omb at the letter)
    BOOM!
    Bob: (to Fourth Wall) Sorry about that.
  • "Thank you for attending today's festivities!" (beat) "Everybody do the flop!"
  • "My dad says that's Trollface! The greatest troll that ever trolled the whole universe!"
  • Laura testing out her Slap Chop.
  • "Oh look, you get to go to prison! What luck!"
  • "And now it's time for Spadinner Songs With Larry":
    Larry: Everybody's got a DINNER, yours is AN OCTOROCK but mine is SPAGHETTI. Oh everybody's got a DINNERrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
    (zoom out to show M. Bison sitting at a computer in the Krusty Krab with Sony Vegas open)
    Fish: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!
    M. Bison: OF COURSE!
• LarryMan and the Friggin' Outer Space:
  • During the theme song portion, Bob sings the SpongeBob theme song instead of the VeggieTales one, causing Willy Wonka and Grandpa Joe to intervene:
    Willy Wonka: Wrong song!
    Grandpa Joe: How could you do a thing like this!?
    Willy Wonka: [brings out a shotgun and aims at Bob] You suck! (gunshot)
  • Early in the video:
    Larry: (says nothing for a while, with a big goofy grin) Bob-omb!
    Bob: You got a what?
    (explosion)
  • Jimmy and Jerry playing Five Nights at Freddy's, during which Alfred sneaks up behind them and scares them. This results in Jimmy and Jerry dying from heart attacks, which earns Alfred a few seconds in prison.
  • The jabs at two particular YTP running gags, one of which leads to an entertaining cameo by Woody and Buzz Lightyear:
    Fib: Now listen closely, what you need is a story.
    Junior: You mean you want me to be a bee?
    (beat)
    Junior: Ahem, I said "bee"!
    Nicolas Cage: Nope, not gonna do it this time. (leaves room)
    Junior: Drat!
    Nicolas Cage: Oh, okay, but they'd better laugh! AUUUUGHHHHHH!!!! (cut to a heavyset man in a suit laughing hysterically)
    ...
    Scooter: Great Scott! It's Scott! And it's got a Wii U in its clutches! (video pauses; cut to YouTube comment section)
    Woody: (as he types) Stop with this Wii U thing, it's getting on my nerves. >:[
    Buzz: Excuse me. (deletes what Woody just wrote, replaces it with "I SNORT FART FUMES" and posts it)
    Woody: BUZZ!!! You idiot!
    Buzz: I-I'm sorry, you-
    Woody: (smacking Buzz) YOU! IDIOT!
  • After Junior breaks the plate, Dad Asparagus arrives home and this exchange occurs:
    Dad: I'm home! My plate! What happened to it?
    Junior: I broke the plate! I guess I should be punished, huh...
    Dad: I think you're right. (pulls out a rifle)
    Junior: No, wait! (BANG!)
  • "A little fart couldn't hurt anybody!"
  • "This is a job for JonTron!"
    • What follows is Jon appearing in Bumblyburg to confront the enlarged Fib. He charges straight towards his opponent... who just casually steps on him.
  • Larry-Boy and the now-massive Fib confront each other for the first time:
    Larry-Boy: "Drop the asparagus!"
    Fib: "...What a poor choice of words. Hahaha..."
    (As he laughs, Fib does exactly what Larry-Boy asks of him. Junior lands on the ground before his parents and Scooter, seemingly dead.)
    Dad: Hi, Junior! How was your day today? ....Junior?
  • As Junior and LarryBoy are being held by the Fib:
    Alfred: LarryBoy! Can you hear me? I've made a discovery!
    Larry: (anxiously) What?
    Alfred: Master Larry is LarryBoy!
    Larry: Alfred, we've been over this....
  • The "I'm reading!!" Voice Clip Song.
    "This has been Exclamatory Songs with Alfred."
  • Alfred's monitor suddenly displaying the intro to Veggietales In The House. Alfred reacts in panic.
    • There's also a deleted, alternate version of this scene where Alfred gets Rickrolled and has the same reactions.
  • The ending:
    Larry: Well, we gotta clear the stage now, Bob. (hops off-screen)
    Bob: You're joking, right?
    Larry: (off-camera) Bob-omb!
    Bob: He's not joking.
    (explosion)
• WeegeeTales
  • "Hi, kids!....Bye, kids!" "Bye!" (cue credits with a distorted version of "God is Bigger Than The Boogeyman" playing over it)
  • This exchange:
    Junior: Dad! Dad! Come quick!
    Dad: What is it? Is something wrong?
    Junior: Oh no, I just wanted to tell you that I love YouTube Poop.
    Dad: Really? I think your mother is a little too scary for you.
    Junior: Yeah, well, maybe...but you know Frankencelery is really Phil Vischer and a Speedo!
    (Beat)
    Dad: (indignantly to Phil Vischer himself) Is that true?
    Phil: Well...I guess...well, ok, yes. (chuckles before suddenly spazzing out)
• For one non-VeggieTales based example, we have....just about the entirety of Zelda CD-I: Revisited. Just know that it got the approval of EmperorLemon, who normally hates CDI YTPs:
  • The entire opening involving Minions invading Koridai and Gwonam having to get Link to stop them since The King has to go to Gamelon for dinner, especially the comical Downer Ending that it ends on.
    Link: Guess I better get my stuff.
    Gwonam: Here is your stuff.
    Link: Thanks.
    Gwonam: Now you can kill the Minions that have seized the island of Koridai.
    Link: Oh boy!
    (Link throws the stuff at the minions and they just stand still and look around)
    Link: I won!
    Gwonam: Ohhhh.
    Link: How about a kiss?
    Gwonam: No!
    Link: Shoot!
  • Gwonam fighting a spoon. He loses.
  • Link attempting to give a tutorial on how to do the duck-walk, only to slip and fall out of the level.
    "Your face is die!"
    Link: Oh great! I suck!
    Link: Hey! Let's go find Morshu!
  • Morshu singing and dancing to "Tutti-Frutti", followed almost immediately by Ganon singing "Let It Go".
  • "I am the reader!" ("The Reaper" appears, as (Don't Fear) the Reaper begins playing) "Typo!"
  • Morshu gives Link some chocolate laxatives. ("Oh boy! I can't wait to take a dump!") The laxatives return as both a Brick Joke and Chekhov's Gun when Link fights Ganon later.
  • Ganon's rap as he kidnaps Zelda.
  • This scene.
    Ice Queen: You must conquer Conker's Bad Fur Day.
    Link: Oh shoot! It's rated M. I'm just a boy. I can only play EC-rated games. I just click the A button, and flash!
    Game: WRONG!
    Link: I just won! Cool huh?
    Ice Queen: Be gone.
    Link: I guess I better get going.
  • Impa's dream/Indulgent Fantasy Segue where the King and Zelda suddenly die so Impa can be with Link. (You may never hear "Wherever You Are" the same way again.)
  • The entire cast singing the Full House ending theme together.
• Just Another Day At Fosters:
  • The drawing animation at the beginning of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends's opening sequence being painted by Bob Ross.
    Bob: Look at that, isn't that a happy little tree?
    Tree: I'm sad...
    FAILURE
    Bob: (using exact same sound clip) I'm sad...
  • Frankie and Mr. Herriman's conversation early on:
    Mr. Herriman: I can see by the state of this state-shaped fake steak birthday cake that you are a robot.
    Frankie: (in a robotic voice) WHAT?! You think I'm a robot?!
    Herriman: Yes.
    Frankie: Are you crazy?
    Herriman: Yes, I are, thank you very much. Now go immediately. (Frankie doesn't budge) MS. FRANCES!!
    (Frankie hops away, making Mario jump sounds all the way)
  • Bloo meets Donald Trump. Hilarity Ensues.
  • Coco and Bloo taking cocaine and getting blasted out of their minds. The remix of Pee Wee Herman's drug PSA playing throughout (with its "drugs are bad" message intact) would be the icing on the cake, but the cherry on top is what happens afterwards:
    Rock Cocaine-It isn't glamorous, cool, or kid stuff-Rock Cocaine-It's the most addictive kind of cocaine -And it can kill you.
    Bloo: Wait, WHAT?!
    Waternoose: A single touch could kill you!
    (Bloo (and Patrick) stare at the huge pile of coke beside them. Instead of Patrick touching it (like the viewer might expect), Bloo touches the pile and explodes)
    Patrick: Aw, he got dead! This stinks!
    Mario: Remember, only you can prevent killing yourself.
    Weird Al: How was I supposed to know that?!
  • Bloo shaking the "vibrating recliner" he got Madame Foster so hard, Madame Foster's head flies off. (Apparently, this was Bloo's intention.) This is immediately followed by Mario's floating head from Mario Teaches Typing claiming Madame Foster's headless body for himself and going to find the princess. (We see in later videos that Mario still has it.)
    • The princess quite understandably freaks the heck out when Foster!Mario finds her.
• Mini YTP - Schoolhours Suck! is a short but hilarious entry for EmperorLemon's School's Out Rock YTP Collab.
  • "As your body grows bigger, YOUR body GROWS bigger!"
  • "The British are BRITISH!"
    Rocky: *(Wavy speech)* KnOwLeDgE iS pOwEr!
  • "The Rebel flag is awesome! And the British flag sucks!" This statement greatly offends a wide-eyed Michael Rosen.
    Michael Rosen: I don't think that's funny...
  • "Take a dump on General Washington!"
  • How does Squidward react to a British guy saying "Ho ho ho!"?
    Squidward: I don't believe in Santa Claus! (guns Santa Claus down while laughing like a maniac) Yep, I'm insane. (leaves laughing)
    "Weird Al" Yankovic: (singing) Now Santa Claus is dead...
    Michael Rosen: So sadistic.
  • A minuteman shooting General Washington at the behest of the singers. George Washington's reaction is priceless.
    • "Now that General Washington's dead, the British won the War of Independence!" Multiple Michael Rosens celebrate this victory.
  • Doug Walker's reaction to the surprising show of nudity at the end of the song?
    Doug Walker: You know, FOR KIDS!
• The MythBusters Discover the Penny:
  • Jamie's "freakin' stupid" myth.
    Narration: This myth originated in Jamie's head.
    Jamie: The myth is, that if you piss off of a building this high, and somebody's looking straight up in the sky and gets hit in the eye, that it'll either make you high (Weed!), or it'll make you die. (Die!)
    Adam: Okay!
    Narration: Well, Adam, take cover, because Jamie's atop the Empire State Building, taking aim!
    (yellow stream narrowly misses Adam on the ground)
    Jamie: DOH, I MISSED!
    Narration: This myth is freaking stupid!
  • Their next task.
    Narration: Adam and Jamie need to find out what is a penny. Once they've done that, they'll shoot Kahn, Ash, Will Smith, Eminem, and a Velociraptor.
    (Jamie misses the Velociraptor)
    Jamie: DOH, I MISSED!
    (game over screen occurs as Jamie is killed by the Velociraptor)
    Narration: Meh.
  • When discussing the speed of a launched penny.
    Jamie: We can fire this penny at about 65 miles an hour, which is about 56 miles an hour, which is Oh, So Fast, which is...ehhhhhhehhhhhhehhhhh...eHHHHHehhhhh...
    Adam: [gradually decreasing pitch] The high-speed camera result is apparently 3000 feet per second.
    Jamie: That's... that's about 65 miles an hour. That's like the speed of the sky.
    (Adam stares at Jamie)
    Jamie: I WENT TO COLLEGE!
  • Jamie's next myth.
    Narration: Jamie needs to find someone who will let him shoot them in the eye.
    Adam: I'll do it!
    Jamie: Ok.
    Narration: Adam's a big dummy!
    (Bang!; "Owwwww!")
    Jamie: (now in a large meadow) So the myth is, that if you get shot in the eye, it probably wouldn't kill you.
    (pan down to show that Jamie is sitting on Adam's headstone)
    Jamie: Myth busted!
    (tombstone with the "BUSTED" plate appears)
    Narration: Penny for your thoughts right about now Jamie?
    Jamie: Ehhhhhhehhh.
  • Grant throws a shuriken in Ganon's face.
    Dude! You broke my face! Oh, the pain! IT BURNS!!!
• Soflo the Worst:
  • "I was a girl in the village doing all right, yeah right! Then I became a stoner!" (Smoke Weed Everyday starts up only to be interrupted by Michael screaming "NO!")
  • "I'll never learn how to do anything right!" (Sofia bangs her head against a computer keyboard) "Ow...!"
  • Sofia randomly shooting a laser from her mouth and what happens afterward.
    Markiplier: Oh, that's so-oo co-o-o-o-l!! (hit by a Star Destroyer)
  • The "All sorts of powers" Disney Acid Sequence, culminating in a shot of Tilly made up to look like Supergirl.
  • "DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" "Are you ok, Sofia?" "BLEEEEEEEEEEEE-Not yet!" (continues spazzing out)
  • "Watch your face!" (hits Sofia with umbrella and "kills" her)
    • What follows is an in-memorium sequence for a random Goomba that got stomped by one of the characters midway through the video.
      ''And I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i DON'T KNOW YOU!!
• Hank's Got a Lot of Beers^note  Due to past copyright issues, the link goes to a mirrored re-upload:
  • Dale interrupting the intro sequence by shooting Hank and blowing him off the screen for no apparent reason.
  • Hank being disgusted with the Toilet Humor used in previous YTPs by Jimmy Davis.
    Hank: It's all toilet jokes! (runs to Jimmy Davis's house) NO. MORE. TOILET. JOKES!! (punches Jimmy in the face)
  • The Overly Long Gag of Hank opening and closing the bathroom door, ending with him revealing a Droste Image of himself opening the door.
  • Bobby's face changing to different things during Hank and Peggy's "10 percent" discussion in the car.
  • "You can't get on base and you can't make omelettes." "Wow."
  • "Now you hit the next lawyer and break his balls."
  • "Look at Bob!" "Hi, Bobby, I'm here to shoot you." After a brief YTPMV of Hank yelling "Hey, look at me, boy!", Bob does so.
  • "I gotta stop in here for a minute and vomit on George W. Bush and die."
  • Buckley turning into Weird Al as Hank talks to him.
    Hank: Excuse me, where's the hardware?
    Buckley: HAAAA-AARDWARE!! (slaps Hank's stomach) You're fat! (continues to slap Hank's stomach) AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
  • The "Tap And Die" music sequence set to U Can't Touch This. The fact that Hank serves as the bouncing ball is just the icing on the cake.
  • EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY SEXY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEE!
  • Hank as he talks to Anthony the child welfare services man:
    Hank: I provide this community with profanity and useless accessories. (the Power Glove appears) Now you listen here, see that boy? That's my boy!
    Link: Great!
    King Harkinian: Enough! Link is mah boi! I'm here to take him away!
    Hank: I'll Kill You!! (punches the King)
    King Harkinian: Oah!
    (during this scene, Anthony is sitting there wide-eyed in confusion and flipping rapidly through his notepad)
  • Hank giving Anthony the Grand Canyon.
  • The in-memorium sequence for Weird Al.
    Hank: Al Yankovich blew his brains out in the late 80s after people stopped buying his records...
    (beat)
    Bob: I don't think that's true....
• PBG's Ping Pong Poop, which is part of a YTP Tennis match between Jimmy and NPCarlsson ^note (NPCarlsson's video, which may be necessary for some of these gags to make sense):
  • The numerous Call Backs to this previous YTP by Jimmy.
  • "Hello, everybody, my name is Peanut Butter Gay Man!" (canned laughter; "That's funny!") "I meant to say something completely different: Hey everybody, I'm Jewish."
  • The music number set to "Happy", which also lampshades Have a Gay Old Time.
    "Gay means happy!"
    "Because I'm GAAAAAAY-clap along if you feel like spaghetti without the sauce"
    "Because I'm GAAAAAAY-clap along if you feel like mah boi I call Big Hoss!"
  • "Man, the Happy Mask Salesman is actually a little bit freaky." (HMS does Wild Take)
    PBG: He even commits genocide!
    DaThings1: I like ponies!
    HMS: All bronies must die! (zaps DaThings1, scaring spectating Bob the Tomato, Crow, and Tom Servo away)
  • "Zelda is a man!" (bearded Zelda goes "Oah!") "Zelda is a boss! Zelda is my mom!" (cringes in horror)
  • "There's a circle that says 'touch', and when you push it it sounds like s***!" (pushes button) "Come in or else I will strangle Your Mom!" "Gasp, that's my dad!"
  • PBG's search for his father. It's the Happy Mask Salesman.
  • PBG makes a YouTube Poop. ("Sir, I'll have you know that littering is a LOL!") Stuart K Reilly is not amused.
  • PBG is disorientated:
    PBG: Ugh, what was in those cheeseburgers...?
    (cut to a Big Mac without the top bun)
    Link: Cheese!
    PBG: Oh...well, that makes sense.
  • "You know what makes no sense? This zombie game:" (Stylistic Suck cover of a game called "Zumbii" featuring zombified Bikini Bottom citizens) "You kill zombies by killing them."
  • Jimmy Davis's head exploding after being shot with a bazooka by the YouChew logo, followed his body being hijacked by the Mario Head and PBG's nonchalant reaction to it.
    Mario Head: (singing) Iiiiii got a body!
    PBG: Oh Maro, you crazy guy...
  • The Mario Head removing PBG's head and shooting it through a basketball hoop.
    Shooting some PBG-ball outside the school...
  • "Welcome to my new show about hunting!" (fires a gun and "kills" Boy!Zelda.)
  • RIP Peebs - He drived cool
  • The ending, with a music number set to The Lonely Island's "Like a Boss" and PBG getting Weegee-fied after inadvertently throwing sauce on Weegee's face.
    MY FACE IS MELTING!!!!
  • This episode of PeanutButterGamer was brought to you by Windmills™
• Link Pirates a Movie, a movie uploaded on April Fool's Day, which features Link attempting to film a movie with his phone. Hilarity Ensues, all the way up to the Stylistic Suck, and fake, outro.
• LarryMan Twice:
  • The Fake-Out Opening.
  • "That monster looked like Phil Vischer in a Speedo!"
  • Larryboy defeats the Milk Money Bandit by Megaton Punching him into space. Larry and Alfred later discover that he's still flying through space, singing the Moon Theme all the way.
    "Next time, remember: Snap the criminal's neck."
  • The above is immediately followed up by Larry executing "Plan B", which is to fire the Eclipse Cannon at the Milk Money Bandit. He misses and accidentally hits the White House.
    Larry: "Uh... I'm gonna, uh... I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
  • "Every day when you're walking down the street, and everybody that you meet...really wants to kill you.
  • "There's no need to panic 'cause this guy's Hispanic-" "THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO PANIC!"
  • "Looking fat and gray, out of my sight."
  • Alfred makes an astounding discovery:
    Dad Asparagus: Mr. Alfred, would you like to stay and spread weird rumors about your mom or even just tell true stories about your nice dad?
    Alfred: Oh, that sounds like A ROBOT!!
    Dad: (eyes glowing; in a robotic Alfred voice) I'M NOT A ROBOT!
    (Dad's head opens up, revealing a laser and zapping a screaming Alfred, who disappears in a Stylistic Suck puff of smoke)
    Dad: (head closing and turning to the viewer) Ha! YOUR TURN!
  • "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME? I'M SICK OF THIS MEME! I JUST WANT ICE CREAM!"
  • A Wii U appears in Mr. Nezzer's back yard, finally putting Woody over the edge as he runs to Jimmy Davis's house to give Jimmy a piece of his mind. He throws open the door and leaps at Jimmy...and harmlessly bounces off the top of Jimmy's head (being the size of a toy) and flies into an (in)conveniently placed nearby fireplace.
    Jimmy Davis: Strange, I don't remember having a fireplace...
• SpingeBill Becomes a Shameless Sellout:
  • "This is a huge butt!"
  • A girl breathes out a smoke cloud that turns into Nicolas Cage's face.
  • "Do drugs: It's really freakin' cool stuff. ... And it can kill you."
  • "Now, SpongeBob Squarepants is in drag!" "Beautiful!"
  • The Real Kid Burger at Burger King.
    One hundred percent kids for one hundred percent cannibals!
  • The "What's This?" remix.
  • "If you're into bikinis, you'll love SpongeBob's sweet bottom!" "Once again, beautiful!"
  • "If you're into SpongeBob, get a job!"
  • "For more nautical nonsense, flip ants into SpongeBob's pants!" (beat) What?
• Dr. Robotnik, Mario, SpongeBob SquarePants, I. M. Meen, Doctor Rabbit, Morshu, Jack Black, Ganon, Hank Hill, and Michael Rosen singing the National Anthem!
  • Michael Rosen is pissed off that he's in the video since he's British, and winds up standing awkwardly as all of the other characters sing the last line of the anthem.
• MyCarly:
  • The opening content warning, which is sentenced-mixed from the DK Rap.
  • Freddie asks where Spencer has been. He tells them that he was getting coffee for Hoffy1138 so he can buy art supplies for his next sculpture, a gigantic 10-foot tall cock. However, he was really flirting with an unconscious Lewbert.
    • Hoffy himself revealed in the comments that he doesn't even drink coffee.
  • Spencer's art sculpture is supposed to symbolize his gigantic cock, which turns out to be an ostrich.
  • The Old Spice commercial
    Po-po-po-po-po-po-po Pokémon GO to the bathroom.
    Po-po-po-po-po-po-po Pokémon GO to hell.
  • Freddie asks Sam if she ever thinks about her sus. She replies that she chooses to chew Jews shoes
  • Lewbert is going to be 4 and a cake is made for him since he's "gay for cake". It does not end well.
    "Suddenly, death"
    Cake explodes and Lewbert is blown back
  • Spencer discovers that Sam has eaten Lewbert and made his bones into a necklace. Spencer admits that it's cute and blushes as Tidus' infamous laugh is heard.
• Mario and Luigi watch 2009-era YTPs.
  Mario: What? Was this written by retarded kids?
  Luigi: Yeah, well I think it was funny!
  Mario: Luigi, you have Terminal 7 brain cancer.
  (Beat)
  Luigi: Yeah, well I think it was funny!
• Did Caddicarus Know the Gaming Features of Spyro?
  • "Spyro the Dragon was created after Nintendo decided that they wanted big boobs in their kid-friendly games. Blimey! The biggest boobs in the PlayStation titles at the time were Mr. Krabs in SpongeBob SquarePants."
    "Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
  • "Originally, they wanted a carrot in a kart to be their new protagonist, but this was changed to salad in order to appeal to children in order to compete with the president of Did You Know Gaming."
  • "The music in Spyro the Dragon was composed and performed by Stupid Coke Wizard, the former drummer of the rock band The Pee Pees."
  • "Spyro was voiced by Carlos Alazraqui, the same actor who provided the voice for Clancy Brown, who voices Tom Kenny, who is actually the voice of Spoderman who was also well known at the time for voicing Spock, the former former drummer of the rock band The Pee Pees."
  • "Did you also know? Eating too much Taco Bell makes Nickelodeon's SpongeBob SquarePants sh*t himself."
    SpongeBob: I got diabeetus.
  • "Insomniac Games thought this was pretty strange, so they decided to remove Spyro from the game's sequel, "Spyro 2: Ripto's Racist!". Also known as "Gateway to the Gay U.K." in Japan. Also known as "Nothing" in the U.K."
    • "AAABSOLUTELY NOTHIIING! "
  • "Within the code of all three original Spyro installments, there is a strange poet hidden in the code of all three original Spyro installments."
    "I've been here for three games!" - Strange Poet
  • "It's not known what this means, but I thought this was pretty strange, and I always get triggered."
  • "Did You Know That You Didn't Know That Knowing Is Half The Battle?"
    Johnny: I did naht.
• Larry the Cucumber screaming to the tune of Never Gonna Give You Up.
• You Should Never Let Archibald Direct A YouTube Poop:
  • "One day, he was waiting for Lollipop Lady!"
  • "A hat makes him feel so beautiful and chocolate just makes him fat!"
  • The baby in the sun from Teletubbies burning Larry.
    Alfred: Tiiiime was passing, and the sun grew hotter, and the sun grew hotter, and the sun grew hotter, and the sun grew hotter, and hotter, and hotter, and hotter!
    Fire!
  • "I've been around since '93 and I still don't have a meme."
  • "The Cat in the Hat just sat upon my dad!"
  • Michael Rosen's reaction to The Cat In The Hat farting after the Fib tells him to do so.
• Steamed Hams But It's Edited Like a Classic YTP (Pre-SpaDinner), a charming throwback to the 2006-2008 era of YouTube Poop using the "steamed hams" sequence.
  • "But what if I were to purchase Upstate New York and disguise it as my own poop?"
  • "Why is your erection coming out of your oven, Seymour?"
  • "Aurora Buroraalis??"
  • "Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some steam from Upstate New York!" "Well, I'm from your kitchen and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'GOOD LORD WHAT IS steamed hams?'"
  • "Superintendent! I was just pooping on the windowsill. Care to Join me? Join me? Joinmejoinmejoinme?"
• I.M. Meen's Deteriorating Mental Stability
  • This bizarre sequence of events:
    Gnome: You can touch me!
    Patrick: Touch!
    (Patrick touches the gnome)
    ASDF Movie Guy: But it's opposite day...
    Gnome: Can't touch me!
    Patrick: AH-AH-AH-AH!
    (Patrick explodes)
    Oh, I got dead again!
    Willy Wonka: YOU LOSE!
    Patrick: This game stinks!
• The King's Nostalgia Trip (preview), in which King Harkinian builds a time machine.
  Gwonam: Alright, Harkinian, I have two questions. One: Where... er, when do you wish to go to?
  King: Hmm... HO! I'm going to the year 200X, back when YouTube Poop was at its peak of quality.
  Gwonam: Um... Okay. Now, question number two: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO USE MY FREAKIN' CARPET??
  King: You see that thing behind me? That's a flux capacitor. It's what makes time travel possible. But it can't work unless I'm going 88 miles per hour.
  (Beat)
  Gwonam: And...?
  King: And my ship sails too slowly. (cue Live And Learn) Squadalah! (flies away)
  Gwonam: AH! My beautiful carpet!
  Zelda: Father!
  Link: Cool!
  Impa: ...I'm goin' back to sleep.
• Die of Pingas
  • "This YouTube Poop is brought to you to help you to masturbate so you can go to hell until you die."
  • "Good morning. I'm afraid to die, and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus. Actually, about... diabeetus. Actually, about... DIABEETUS. Actually about, diarrhea. You know, having to get up every 15 or 20 minutes all through the night to take a doo-doo is the worst thing in the world. You know, people don't learn to live with this. I really shouldn't eat 15 or 20 tacos before bed."
  • "There's a line in a song: Forget your doctor, come on, get diabeetus."
  • "And I said, 'come on, loosen up your pants and let's do the do.' And he said to me, 'Wilford, that's really gay, but I'm willing to talk to you about your situation. To help you to pray the gay away.' And I really wasn't interested in that."
  • "In closing, I would simply like to say to you, I do love me some toast." (cue Hotel Mario music)
• Link: The Boy: The Movie: The Trailer: The Poop in general is a very well-done parody of the much-hated Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) trailer. Some standout examples include:
  • In the original trailer, Sonic speeds past the car, giving the driver a justifiable reason to be surprised. In the poop, Link slowly walks by the King, saying "Hey, I think you're gay!". The King treats this as something extraordinary.
  • I. M. Meen is the Robotnik equivalent and parodies the mannerisms of the character to hell and back. To the point of him explaining the joke about his Techno Babble. Gwonam is the only one who thinks it's funny (stuff my dude).
    Meen: "Eccentric & smart man rapidly speaks many large words: the Joke^TM."
  • Mario's reaction to Meen asking for his name only to immediately shout "I don't care!": ^note Extra funny for using the soundclip of Marc Graue's shitpost
    Mario: "Jesus, was this written by retarded kids?"
  • When the King discovers Link, instead of saying "GHPD", he's listing the alphabet until he reaches "O". As he sees Link, it turns into an "Oh shit".
  • Link tries to convince the King that he's an Octorok. The King actually falls for it (at first).
  • When the King finds himself unable to shoot Link with tranquilizer bullets^note When one hits the groin, it bounces back, his balls are appearantly made of steel, he just uses a Dinner Blaster to knock him out.
  • The mere fact that the King's car is a Toyota Hybrid.
  • When Meen is shooting Link, Link stops time to say that he took 9000 steps today. He laughs at his own joke until the Bullet Time wears off and he's hit with the blast.
  • The ending, showing Meenbotnik visiting Jimmy Davis.
    "Pooping as usual I see..."
• The Ferbeas and Vinny Theme Song
  • "Building a rock— " "You didn't make it!"
  • "...or fucking up the Eiffel Tower." (image of the Eiffel Tower falling over)
  • "DiScOvErInG sOmEtHiNg that doesn't exist" (UR PP lol)
  • "The problem with our generation is our generation doesn't give a shit."
  • "Finding a dodo bird! Finding a dodo bird! FINDING A DODO BIRD!
  • "As you can see, summer doesn't exist."
  • "I know what we're gonna do today! Perry!" "Do me, do me, do me..."
• The French Prick of Hell's Fair, a collab with fellow YTP creator MasterJoJ.
• The Boy Checks Twitter is primarily a compilation of Jimmy's twitter posts from the previous two years, though it also features some additional skits.
  • Before the clipshow begins, there's a disclaimer about the source of the clips, their contents, and where the timestamps are. After which comes a reminder to smash the like button, crush the subscribe button, leave a comment about your favorite soup, follow Jimmy on OnlyFans, strangle the bell icon, choke the chicken, delete system32, join a doomsday cult, smash your favorite sister, drink the Kool-Aid, and most importantly, take a fucking bath.
• The entirety of The Decayer App.
• "The Illuminati Directly Reveals the Subpar Morally Broken Movie":
  • Shigeru Miyamoto's reaction to the... interesting facts Chris Pratt reveals:
  Miyamoto: What the fuck is wrong with you, Chris?
  • When it's Jack Black's turn, he outright reveals that he dreams of Miyamoto firing Pratt and giving him the role of Mario.
  • In the trailer proper, Bowser arrives to begin his attack, only to be ambushed, grabbed by the tail, and tossed away by the SM64 version of Mario. Unfortunately, it backfires when Bowser comes crashing on top of him... before brutally stomping him down and cursing him out:
  Jack Black!Bowser: FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING SHIT! YOU FUCKING SHIT!
  • Bowser, in an autotuned tune, demands the penguin kingdom to "OPEN THE GATES!". Naturally, they refuse, so how does Bowser convince them?
  Jack Black!Bowser: You fucking dick!
  Penguin Kingdom (through gates) What did you say?!
  (cue the penguins attacking, their king flipping Bowser off, as the army nails him with a Morshu head-bomb)
• Spinge Binge meets the Hookers, originally made for a (now scrapped) collab with jallerbo.
  • The Intro.
    Painty: Are ya winnin', son?
    (Camera pans over to an actual sun at the computer)
    Sun: I don't have any hands.
  • Mr. Krabs asks Spinge Binge what he told him about the hookers, to which Spinge Binge replies that he doesn't know, while holding onto a muscular man's bicep.
    Patrick: I'll tell you about the hookers! You climb on top of them and ride 'em like a horsie!
    Spinge Binge: Um, Patrick, that's not a hooker.
    Patrick: It's not?
    Squidward's Ghost: IT'S A BOMB!
    Patrick: Oh darn it! Not again!
    (The bomb explodes and sends Patrick flying into the stratosphere)
• Have You Seen The King?
  • Gwonam's ringtone being a remix of Morshu saying his famous lines, as well as with autotuned humming.
  • Upon being called to the castle by Harkinian, Gwonam ends up encountering... a traffic light, floating on its own, with absolutely no one in sight, stuck on red. He considers running it, only to reconsider.
    Gwonam: Even with no cops in sight, I still can't bring myself to break the squada-law!
  • As it turns out, the King called Gwonam over in the dead of night to show him the collab he and Jimmy did with Caddicarus. Judging by the times displayed on Gwonam's phone and the King's computer, Gwonam travelled for forty-four minutes thinking the King was in some serious danger, only for the matter to be something that could have easily waited until morning.
    Gwonam: You called me over here in the middle of the night... for that?
    (The King nods)
  • The King fast-forwarding through the video while repeatedly saying "scrub!". When Gwonam tries to ask what's happening, he abruptly shushes him.
  • Upon finally getting to his cameo, the King turns around and slowly rises into view, with an anticipatory face that just screams "...Well? How about that!"
  • At the end of the video, Link shows up and, in contrast to Gwonam, says he's impressed by the King's collab. However, the King denies him a treat because he peed on the couch earlier.
• "Muppets are Bad Role Models"
  • The Care Bears game segment is already funny, with it declaring that you play it by slamming your face into the keyboard, but it gets hysterical when it shows PhantomStrider "playing" it that way, only to lose. He then screams until his head explodes.
  • IGN's "review" of the game near the end is just as funny.
    IGN: "it's an errotic game with disgusting Muppets. 10 out of 10!"

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