Funny / Jenna Marbles

• Most all of her commentary in this video regarding what bitches wear at airports. Especially when she blurts out the phrase, "...because fancy bitch over there broke the raft!"
  • Her Fridge Logic realization that airports wouldn't ask you to remove your heels before using the life raft unless somebody's heel already punctured a life raft.
• From My Boyfriend Does My Makeup Tag:
  Jenna: "Blob's not gonna take off the Blackface you gave me!"
  • and
  Jenna: "It feels- like, my face is, like, burning, now!"
  Max: "Good!"
  *Jenna gives a WTF look to the camera*
  • not to mention:
  Jenna: "That bitch is wearing blackface right now! I am offended!"
• From "How To Get Boys To Like You" : "I know where you live...I like your new curtains."
• Calling the sun an "asshole" when it shows up late from, "Some Idiot/How Sports Bras Work".
• Her reaction when someone tells her to explain how underwater tunnels are made, in Drunk Explanations. After she had already explained things like why there is a "dark side of the moon".

  "Fucking- what?"

  • She eventually gives up and concludes that it's a question for another time.
  • When she explains cheese, and the person who discovered it.
    "And then, not only did he leave it in there for long enough for it to turn into a completely different substance entirely- he fucking ate it! And was like, 'Hey, friends! This is actually tasty! Wanna see who dies first?'"
• Pretty much all of "What caffeine" does".
• The face that she makes in Junk Food Confessions after she says that the internet "doesn't judge anyone, ever."
• Jenna's Drunk Magic video, where she not only reveals the method behind performing each magic trick (because she's too drunk to even hold some of them correctly), but whenever she finishes a trick, she throws the objects off the table.
• Jenna and Julien doing the Face Swap Challenge. All of it.
• An Adventure In Paraffin Wax
  "Welcome to Jenna's Beauty salon! Where we don't care about you! Your Safety! Or the Fire code!" *Lights hand on fire*
• The entirety of the I Filmed My Dog Whenever He Cried Or Was Nasty For 24 Hours video, which shows just how much of a neurotic Attention Whore Kermit is. He cries constantly, humps other dogs in the park, rubs himself all over Jenna and Julien's clothes, and generally demands to be the center of attention.
• My Dog Reviews Soap, where Kermit's soap fetish is brought to light. It turns out he loves Irish Spring the most.
  • To make things even better, Irish Spring itself sent Kermit swag packages twice as thanks for being their unofficial mascot.
  • After months of fans pestering her, Jenna finally spent hours making Kermit a bed entirely made out of Irish Spring... which he hated and completely ignored.
• Buying My Dogs Everything They Touch, where Jenna and Julien take Kermit, Marbles, and Peach to a Petsmart and buy them everything they touch. Kermit acts like a spoiled brat, touching everything in reach and peeing on the floor. Marbles doesn't touch anything... except for a cat tower that Jenna deems too ridiculous to buy.
• During the "Doing an Easter Egg Hunt for my Dogs" video, Peach jumps up on the counter to try and get more snacks and Jenna's reaction is a mix of What the Hell, Hero? and So Proud of You.

  Jenna: Peach, Peach! Oh my god, are you serious right now? I'm telling your Dad! I'm telling your Dad! That's the first time I've ever seen you do that! (giggling) Are you kidding me? We are in big fucking trouble, oh no...I am so mad but also so impressed with you! That was so naughty! Oh, this is so inconsistent...

• Jenna playing Episode: Love Life in its entirety, but there are a few highlights:
  • Jenna names her character "Beech" and then promptly starts cracking up every single time somebody says it.
  • Jenna and Julian become convinced Ethan ran over Beech with his car (actually it was his bike) and keep cracking jokes about how Ethan broke Beech's legs and continuously lampshade the absurdity of getting run over by a random guy and then deciding to go sightseeing.
  • The hilariously terrible animation, especially the "cutscene" of Beech and Ethan in the taxi and Ethan painting Beech's nails.
  • The weird, breathy voice Jenna gives Isabelle, with Julian asking her how talking like that isn't killing her throat.
  • When Noah shows up, he promptly tells Beech to move over and gets naked (complete with a censor bar). Jenna and Julian's reactions are priceless.
  Julian: Ohhhhhhh!
  Jenna: Wait WHAT?!