Funny / JL8

• Upon hearing about Clark's crush on Diana, Batman pulls out an Anti-Cootie Bat-idote from his utility belt.
  Mr. Schwartz: My lord. Bruce, is that a syringe!?
  Batman: What? No.
• Darkseid as the gym teacher. Enough said.
• Are all men like that as children or is he a defect?
• Barry's reaction to hearing that Diana made a table of food just for him.
• "Quit being weird!"◊
• Diana's reaction to Barry ruining a special moment between her and her mom.
• Bruce complimenting Karen's smiley face t-shirt.
• Bruce walks down the corridor saying "Tchoo! Tchoo!" and stretching out his arms. Clark wonders what he's doing. Playing Spider-Man! Tchoo!◊
  • Also became Heartwarming Moments when it circulated around the web the day Stan Lee died.
• Bruce's "Stellar" reasoning about his crush on Karen.
  Bruce: She's blonde, and I'm rich.
  • And he wins her over by mentioning that he owns horses they can ride.
• "Now we boogie."
• "Cheese it, Ted!"
• "You have the creepiest smile!"
• The face Bruce makes when Barry absent-mindedly gets his note confiscated by Mr. Schwartz. Even better, Clark is mostly off panel, but you can see just enough of him to tell that he's Facepalming.
  • Better yet is that Bruce tells Barry to be quick about it, and Barry just walks to Karen.
• "Your move, Night Light!"
• Clark discovers that swords don't hurt him◊ after Diana accidentally hits him with one.
  Clark: Huh. I guess swords don't hurt me, either.
  Diana: You didn't know??
  Clark: There aren't really a whole lot of people swinging swords at 8-year olds.
• Even Super-Speed spinning can't best the Stealth Hi/Bye powers of Bruce Wayne.
• Hippolyta shows J'onn how to dunk oreos in milk. He promptly hits her in delight.
  Hippolyta: WHAT MANNER OF MADNESS TOUCHES YOU, CHILD!?
  J'onn: Ohmygosh, did I do something wrong? I'm so sorry! I was told that that was an earthly sign of affection!
  Hippolyta: WHAT CRETINS WOULD SPEAK SUCH FOOLISHNESS?
  [Hippolyta turns and sees Barry trying to force Hal to eat cake while Hal shoves him away with both hands and one hand construct from his ring]