Funny / Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?

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• Experiment #7: The ketchup packets spark and sizzle in the microwave. Jory is told to turn the microwave off because it looked like one of the packets was on fire. Jory opens up a packet and discovers that the ketchup is not only burnt, it's still cold.
  Jory: Son of a bitch!
• Experiment #14:
  • The Twizzlers create so much smoke that Jory has a hard time turning the microwave off with the remote arm, and Jon panics when yelling at Jory to do so.
  • Jory commenting on the smell.
    Jory: It smells like burnt toast with strawberry jam. Mmm-mmm, bitch!
  • And to top that all off, the smoke alarm goes off seconds after Jory opens the door (they were filming in a college dorm at the time).
• In the intro to Experiment #52, Jory asks a Magic 8 Ball if it's a good idea to microwave one. The answer that comes up is "My sources say no."
  Jory: Well, my sources say, "I don't care!"
• The opening to Experiment #99. Adding to it, this took close to 20 takes to perfect.
  Jory: And today we got (sings) J-E-L-L-O! In my M-I-C-R-O! …W-A-V-E!
• Experiment #120 has Jon throwing the plastic hair ball from experiment #128 at Jory in fake frustration. In a Blooper, Jon accidentally throws it at his groin.
• After microwaving a Littlest Pet Shop digital pet in experiment #122, Jory puts out the fire and pulls out the toy... only for it to suddenly catch fire again.
• In Experiment #133 (the Season 5 finale), the guys microwave a can of spray paint on top of a garbage pail that belongs to Jon's dad. He comes over to check on the experiment just as the pail starts to melt.
  Jon: I hope you didn't like that trash barrel, Dad.
  Jon's Dad: That was my best one.
  (Jory and Riley laugh)
  Jon: Was it?
  Jon's Dad: Yeah! There were no holes in the bottom.
• Jory imitating Fred in The Stinger to the Airbag experiment.
  Jory: Hi, it's me, Jory! HEY! Suzie's a bitch! And I snort Adderall through my asshole!
• The guys' reaction to the smell of the microwaved Mighty Putty.
  Jory: (while laughing) Oh, that was a mix of asshole and bacon! Ohh, it's following me! (runs off and comes back) Mighty Putty is mighty f*cking disgusting.
  
  Jon: So, is it a good idea?
  Jory: Please, God, NO!
  Riley: Never do this again!
  Jory: Rest in peace, Billy Mays, because your product smells like shit!
• In the intro for Experiment #192, the first episode uploaded in the 2010s, Jory pokes fun at the show being shot months in advance.
  Jory: And also...2010—feels an awful lot like September 18, 2009 though.
• Experiment #200's intro.
  Jory: TWO HUNDRED!
  Riley: TWO HUNDRED!
  Jory: TWO HUNDRED!
  Riley: TWO HUNDRED?
• Experiment #238: Wii
  Jon: (after seeing microwaved Wii) So that's what the inside of Mario Land looks like.
• Riley's impression of Saint Margaret II after they microwaved a medicine bottle.
  Riley: (in a demonic voice) GET THIS OUT OF ME!!!
• Each time Saint Margaret II came back from the dead. The third time, they do some resuscitating, and the look on Jory's face when she beeps is priceless.
• The result of microwaving a dildo:
  Jory: [holds up the blackened and charred remains of the dildo] Ladies and gentlemen: gonorrhea.
• Jory's justification for saying microwaving both a NES and an Atari is a good idea?
  Jory: Because in all likelihood, those didn't work anyways!
• During Experiment #254 (a Flip Video camera), a loud "click" was heard as Jory and Riley were introducing the episode, causing Jory to realize that their microwave Esmeralda had suddenly died. That's right, this was the first time they have witnessed a microwave croak before she had a chance to microwave something!

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