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     Peaceful Days Arc 
  • Shorts 4:
    • Fu believes that he has no time to waste if he wants to be a hero, for "life was only so long", only for him to starts to wonder if he can die of old age.
    • Kota is mocking Sansan on how water tricks are not her thing, before she wraps herself around Kota, drags him to the pool, tosses him around like riding a slide before absorbing the entire pool water into her, bursting a fountain with Kota on top and turning into a crude cannon to shoot Kota off the pool.
    • Thanks to Namae's offhand comment, Kiba is now a streamer, currently playing Castlevania vs Hyrule Warriors 2.
      "My dude this kid has zero chills."
      • Another audience's comment suggests Street Fighter 45, much to the other's horror.
        "Isn't that considered a rage game now?"
        "Dude, she's like seven you can't recommend games that hard!"
    • Turns out, Kioku read All Might's memory during his last visit, so when Ochako tries to excuse her newfound Super-Strength by "her Quirk was mutated", Izuku already knows about One For All, causing her to panic and All Might to Spit Take.
    • Since she's still recently had One for All, All Might have not mentioned All for One, but a blurt from Izuku forces him to tell her early.
      All Might: I thought it would overwhelm you!
      Ochako: Of course it would overwhelm me! Everything about this is overwhelming! You can't just ask people if they want a super-strong quirk, and not tell them about the over a hundred-year-old immortal supervillain who's been killing the people who have this quirk, since it was created!
    • All Might try to assure Ochako that she doesn't have to worry over All for One, but Izuku keeps pointing out the flaws in his points.
      • One of All Might's points is that the Government did declare All For One dead, and he trusts the Government's competence. Izuku, who works closely with O.P.C.C.C., disagrees.
        Izuku: Um, the government also told me they filtered all the books in the library to be appropriate for children. I found ten sexual education books and one book about how to cook a human body.
        All Might: Well...I honestly have no idea how to respond to that.
    • Just as All Might think it was over...
      Izuku: What about Nighteye's death prophecy?
      Ochako: *Skyward Scream*

  • Adopt One Get One Free:

  • Into The Woods:
    • Kiba leads the kids to where Izuku was taken to, but she's heading toward the other way.
      Shiruku: That girl isn't very smart, is she?
      Fu: She has a brain, she just chooses not to use it
    • Thirteen groans when Nezu tells the staff that O.P.C.C.C. asked for their help.
    • All Might keep trying to assure the other teachers that Izuku is the right person to take care of the kids, but Nezu keeps spouting Awful Truths about Izuku.
    • Izuku calling All Might for help
      Izuku: Uh, you see...I kind of got kidnapped.
      All Might: ...Was it by a child?
      Izuku: ...Yes
      All Might: *Sighs* How does this keep happening to you?
    • Kiba gets impatient during the journey into the forest.
      "HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WALK IN THE SUNLIGHT! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME YOU STUPID BIRD!"
    • Kei notices something moving in the bushes and rushes to it.
      Kei: Ohhh. Guys I have good news and bad news! [...] I found something that might help us find Izuku.
      Shiruku: What's the bad news?
      Kei: It's a demon bear that looks like it wants to kill us
      "Demon Bear:" ROARRRRR!
      The other kids: Kei!
    • Shiruku asks Kei (who she carries on her back) what her Quirk is. When Kei answers, Shiruku asks why she didn't use it in the first place.
      Kei: Because I think Kiba and Sansan really wanted to punch them.
    • After defeating the Grimms, Kiba declares that they have won and survived unscathed, which Fu corrected that he is scathed from being Swallowed Whole by the Ursa, before Shiruku made a shirt and pants from her websilks.
    • The kids finally charge into the cave, only to find Izuku playing with a Wild Child.
      Fu:...You know, I really should have seen this coming.
      Kiba: I don't know why this keeps surprising me!
    • The Wild Child is about to attack them before Kei uses her Quirk on him, making the whole journey Anticlimatic to the kids.
      Kiba: Well, that was disappointing.
      Fu: I'd say finding Izuku alive is the opposite of disappointing.
      Kei: "It's not about the destination, it's about the journey".
      Shiruku: The journey was mostly us walking through a forest, and then we fought some monsters.
    • Izuku is befuddled when Namae told him the wild child's creature is named Grimm by O.P.C.C.C and it's an acronym.
      Izuku: Did...did you guys come up with the acronym first and what it stood for second?
      Namae: Definitely. We didn't want to come up with another terrible name like O.P.C.C.C again.
    • Namae is amazed that Izuku finds more OPCs in a month that what O.P.C.C.C could in a year. Izuku points out that that shouldn't be a good thing.
  • Shorts 5:

  • Hang Out:

  • Shorts 6:
    • Yami is eating something round and white, with a black strip at the bottom. If he remembers correctly, it is called jelly-filled donut.
    • Kei barges into Izuku's office with Yami, who tells them to knock first, prompting the medusa girl to walk out and knock on the office's door.
      • The reason Kei wants to talk to Izuku? She wants to grow an Egg Tree with Yami.
    • Eri is intrigued by the idea of growing another apple tree.
      Eri: Twice the apples? *Drool Deluge*
    • Kei has a brilliant idea: use Yami's Grimm Goo to water a new apple seed. Why? Because she wanted to know what would happen.
    • Fu questions how dangerous these now-named Whomping Willows are, making Yami command it to attack him. The tree's fruits latch onto Fu's face so hard he needs Kiba to pull it off, eating a good chunk of his skull.
    • Eri is intimidated by the Whomping Willow, so the Grimm tree will be removed from the greenhouse. The other kids love it and want it as an additional guardian for the mansion, but Izuku finds its big-mouthed apples too scary for the guests. Their solution? Colorful paper leaves to hide the fruits.
    • Izuku wonders, after witnessing the damage to the mansion from Sansan & Shiruku's fighting, if he needs to move in an entire construction company, before remembering the Uraraka construction company.
    • Izuku is excited that he managed to talk to a girl normally and now has help from Ochako and her two friends to escort the children to Mighty World... before realizing that he has to go outside and deal with people again
      ...this might have been a mistake.

  • Mighty World:

  • Triple Threat:
    • The number of blunders the recently renamed D.O.C. go through when delivering the three new OPC.
      • Escorting a Supernatural Fear Inducer Quirk user with one whose Quirk instantly immolates people who are afraid at the same time.
      • None of the Agents packs antidotes for Fukunoko's Fear Gas, so one unlucky agent is affected throughout the journey.
        "OH GOD NO! I'M SORRY MOM! PLEASE! PUT THE BUTTER AWAY!"
      • Because they travel using Kai, they don't have transport to return with.
      • They then try to call HQ, but none of the agents' phones are charged.
        New name, same old incompetence it seemed.
    • Fukunoko tries to assure herself that everything is going to be fine when Kai comes by the window trying to apologize for scaring her, causing her to activate her Quirk in panic and faint.

  • Shorts 7:
    • A lot of Kiba's fans enjoyed her fighting stream, including making memes of her skills and attitudes.
      "Kiba is such a Sore Loser."
      "She's an adorable loser"
      "Kiba did not lose! She simply failed to win"
      Fu: *Chuckles* Yeah, I'm sure that'd make her feel better.
    • Otoko is learning how to swim, but Izuku's instruction did not help.
      Izuku: Ok, the first thing you need to worry about is not to panic, People naturally float so just don't flail around wildly.
      Otoko: *in sign language* That's not telling me how to swim, that's just telling me how not to swim.
      Izuku: Uh, yeah that's true. W-well-
    • After more proper instruction by Izuku and putting on a floaty, Otoko jumped into the pool, only for him to sink. Turns out, being 5 feet in height means you are heavier than most floaties can take.

  • Uravity's Cowl:
    • Ashido teases Ochako about Izuku.
      Ashido: Neat, so Ochaco's boyfriend took down the Yakuza! Nice catch girl!
      Ochako: Yea-huh!? *Luminescent Blush* He's not my boyfriend Mina! We're just good friends! Very good friends!
      Ashido: Suuure *Shit-eating Grin*
    • Bakugo threatens Ochako to tell him where Izuku is, but she replies by mocking him, causing the two to raring to go fighting each other, much to All Might's exasperation.
      Bakugo: Hey, round-face! Where the hell is Deku hiding!?
      Ochako: I'd say to look up your ass, but your heads up there twenty-four seven so that's probably the first place you looked.
    • Kai's Vocal Dissonance makes him says "Roar!" instead of actually roaring.
    • Kiba carries Fu while going underground so she can toss him in the zombie form to Ochako, much to her horror.
      Ochako: I don't know what's gonna make me vomit worse, my quirk or his
    • When Ochako is surrounded by most of the kids, Kiba asked for time out so Fu can catch up to them, only for him to fall off the cliff and splatter nearby, causing Kiba to ask for more time out to wait for his Healing Factor to finish its work, which Ochako uses it to run away.
    • Fu, fully recovered, approaches Ochako and suggests she call it quits before she gets a serious injury, which she agrees on just as Kiba comes back from being battered up by her, ready for another go.
      Kiba: Aha! Did you think you could get the best of me?! *Charging in* You may have caught me by surprise before! But now I-
      Fu: The fight is over
      Kiba: *Screeching Stop* Oh come on!

  • Teachers Visit:
    • Izuku welcomes the group of Aizawa, Hizashi, and Nezu to his mansion with the nervousness and excitement of a fan.
    • Kioku mocks Present Mic for being too annoying, much to his shock and Eraserhead's amusement.
    • Kiba is so excited to meet the heroes, she dropped her heavyweights to Fu who was spotting her, causing it to crush him to smithereens in front of the visiting U.A. teachers, unaware of his Quirk. Not helping that rather than focusing on the "dying" boy, Izuku instead scolds Kiba for being careless again.
      Kiba: *groans after being punished by cleaning the mess* The Queen of Eternal Darkness should not have to do such menial labor.
      Izuku: The Queen of Eternal Darkness should take responsibility for her mistakes, and try to improve on them
    • Kiba did not believe the disheveled-looking Eraserhead is a hero and calls him a "hobo", much to Present Mic's amusement.
    • Eraserhead was about to curb Kiba's ego before being stopped by Nezu, whispering that he should wait until she actually becomes a U.A. student first.
    • Fu did not let go of Kiba's recklessness this time.
      Kiba: Strength, speed, toughness, I have it all. An exemplar of power and grace.
      Fu: Yeah, it was really graceful how you accidentally crushed me.
      Kiba: An exemplar of power and grace, most of the time

     Eri's Choice Arc 

     Bad Omen Arc 

  • Shorts 8:
    • Stain believes Kiba will be a future "false hero", but decided not to do anything about her due to how strong she & the rest of the kids are and how guarded the Mansion is.
      Even if [Stain] had a death wish that big, he wouldn't choose to die at the hands of seven-year-olds.
    • Yami is visibly dejected when he learns that Griffins are not real animals.
    • Izuku was happy seeing Kei cuddles King Taijitu before he realizes that he has no space for a two-headed giant snake.
    • After an explanation from Izuku that he can create any form of Grimm he can imagine and test it by creating Kei's suggestion of a large, two-headed snake, Yami brainstorms for more ideas...only for Kiba to suddenly shows up with a book that has a picture of a certain Mix-and-Match Critters.
      Kiba: This is a Manticore! It has the body of a lion, a scorpion tail, and bird wings, and it breathes fire!
      Izuku: ...This may have been a mistake.
    • When Yami wants to ask Fu for advice, he accidentally causes Who's on First?.
      Yami: You smart.
      Fu: You mean you're smart.
      Yami: No, you smart.
      Fu: No, I mean you said it wrong. It's "you're" not "you".
      Yami: Oh. [...] You're smart.
      Fu: There you go. And yes, I am.

  • Three? Make it Four!:
    • The narration summarizes how difficult it is to take care of Mu.
      So in other words, Izuku now had a ghost-like child whom he could not see or touch and could walk through walls, as well as being able to destroy basically anything he could physically drag into his dimension...oh and he also had to somehow make sure he didn't accidentally kill himself by overusing his quirk. What fun.
    • Izuku is waiting outside the mansion for the new OPC when Namae shows up with them, carrying a cannister.
    • Izuku having a hard time managing his thoughts in front of Yonda.
    • D.O.C forgot to give the agent who is escorting Netsu any protective gear.
      Then from the last car, came an agent who was sweating profusely, panting for air as she looked like she had been in the sauna for too long.
      "Wh-why didn't I get protective equipment!?" Asked the woman. "We're here! Get out! Please!"
    • Netsu has a hard time stopping his levitation, making Izuku call down some G.R.I.M.M. griffins to grab Netsu.
    • Intrigued by Yonda's Quirk, Netsu tries to test her.
      Netsu: Ok, what number am I thinking of!?
      Yonda: You're not thinking of a number. You're thinking you're so smart by not thinking of a number *Eye-rolls*.
    • Only after Kyosei bonded with Fu did Namae mention that Kyosei has a weakness to fire and sound, which makes Izuku laments about the Incompetence, Inc., considering that he came in with Netsu.
    • Fu notices Yonda has been eavesdropping on Izuku's meeting with Namae and scolds her for it. Yonda retaliates that she did not trust Namae and is worried about the canister she carries since it growls, in which Fu admits that she may have a point.

  • Shorts 9:
    • Kiba's Stream.
      • Kiba wants to introduce her new baby brother, to the awe of her stream's audience...
        *The Chat awed in anticipation*
        "Why do I have a feeling this is not gonna be a cute little baby?"
      • ...then they met Kyosei.
        *Most of the chat are screaming*
        "Yeah, that's about what I expected."
        "Why is everything in this house so terrifying!?"
        Kiba: "Hey! Don't call my cute baby brother terrifying! *Hugging Kyosei* He is actually very adorable!
        Kyosei: *Hissing*
        "Oh, she's one of those kinds of girls."
      • Kiba explains that Kyosei's Quirk can grant his host superpower with the only drawback being that they get their internals eaten by him.
      • Izuku asked the stream's chat to not curse in his daughter's chatroom before one of them points out that his Screen Name is considered generic, which he is already aware of.
      • One viewer points out that for a stream run by a child who's not even ten years old, it is not very family-friendly.
      • Principal Nezu is in the chat, and he has a reputation in the online community.
        "Holy shit Nezu's here!?"
        TheBrain (Nezu): I recall he (Izuku) asked for no cursing.
        "Sorry sirs!"
        "We apologized to our future mouse/bear overlord!"
        TheBrain (Nezu): You are forgiven...for now.
      • Kiba wants to celebrate her proper match with Fu, but Izuku told them to clean up the training room first. Which is now a perfect case of a Bloody Horror.
        The sounds of Kiba's anguish rang throughout the Midoriya house the entire evening.
    • In another match, Netsu and Kiba's sparring is getting too intense, but calling for Izuku will take too much time. So Fu decided to distract the two fighting kids by saying that Izuku is here, making the two look in the training room entrance's direction, only for them to stare right at Kei.
    • Both Kiba and Netsu learn their lesson, and Netsu even gets a hug for the first time, only for Shiruku breaks the door and angrily crawls in.
      Shiruku: You. Burned. My. Dress!
      Izuku: It never ends does it?
    • Netsu asked Izuku how could Sansan have babies, causing him to Spit Take.
    • Fu has to repeatedly cut his hands so he can both shut Netsu's awkward questions and drag him out of Izuku's office without burning his living hands.
    • Because this is the first time she meets Fu, Fukunoko offers some cookies as a token of friendship. Unfortunately, The chocolate in it caused Kyosei to produce too much Dopamine for Fu, causing him to go manic and demand more before fainting from the sugar rush's crash. The sudden shift of personality caused Fukinoko to go fainted as well. Fu later spends an entire week trying to apologize to her for what happened.

  • Shorts 10:
    • Mu goes to the library where Eri, Kei, and Kioku find a certain manga (Gushing Over Magical Girls) on one of the shelves. After a quick glimpse of its content, the four deduce that it must be yet another book that managed to slip through D.O.C's screening.
    • Mu is following Fukunoko to her room and watching her writing when he notices that his time limit in his Phantom Zone Quirk is up and his body starts eroding, forcing the ghost boy to appear in front of Fukunoko, who proceeds to scream.

     Vs 1-A Arc 
  • Roaring Revenge:

  • A Battle of Fire, Ice, and a Dragon:

  • 2V4:
    • For Team C, Nezu adjusts the training's restriction, that they can attack the child, but they cannot harm them. The students have no idea what that meant.
      Kaminari: Am I stupid, or isn't that the same thing?
      Kyoka: You are stupid, but yeah it does sound like the same thing.
      Iida: I'm afraid I don't understand sir!? What do you mean by this!?
      Nezu: That, you will have to figure out on your own. *Small Evil Laugh*
      Shinso: Welp...we're fucked.
    • Ashido, who had watched Kiba's stream, is about to spill her Quirk before Nezu put a stop to it. Why? He wanted to surprise the team chosen for her.
      The entire Class 1-A: [What a] Sadist
    • Team C thought Fu was bluffing when he threatened them.
      Fu: Ehem. Surrender heroes! You're surrounded!
      *Team C looks around, finding the fake city empty beside them*
      Shinso: Kid, do you know what the word surrounded means?
      Fu: Yup, We do.
      *Grimms burst out of the ground*
    • Kyoka, possessing the most threatening Quirk for Kyosei, ends up being the main target for the Grimms to chase throughout the entire exercise.
    • Fu's casually introduces Kyosei to Ochako.
      Fu: We haven't seen each other in a while so allow me to induce Kyosei. Say hi.
      Kyosei: *Encasing Fu's face with his* RAHHHHH!
      • The duo then tosses Ochako away before creating Bio-Armor and then chasing after her, Running on All Fours.
        Shinso: Just when I thought he was a normal-looking kid.

  • Queen Of Eternal Darkness:

  • April Acid:
    • Meta: Since this chapter was released in early April, Kyodon decided to put a practical joke in it. The punchline? Read only the bolded words & sentences.
    • Kaminari has a Double Take when he realizes Sansan wants a hug before dodging her.
      "Oh, I get it. She wants a hug." *Double Take* "Hey wait no wait a minute!"
    • Sero curses when he sees the approaching Beowulves, and Iida chastises him, much to his frustration.
      Iida: Language!
      Sero: Really? Now!?
      Iida: A hero should never let lose such profanities! Even in the face of danger!
    • The only way Sero can carry Sansan-covered Ashido without touching Sansan is by wrapping them in his tape, but the O.P.C.'s acid is so quick-working, that it dissolves the tape and causes the acid duo to tumble to the ground. This is attempted and fails several times.
      Ashido: *falls* Ah! Could you please—*falls again*—Stop—*again*—Dropping me!
      Sero: Sorry! If you can't tell this is really hard, and there's a hoard of demons after us!
    • Ashido gives Sansan a heartfelt Face Your Fears speech with the intent of convincing Sansan to let her go so she can fight, only for Sansan to let her go and facing the Beowulves by herself instead. And she's winning.
      Iida: ...Should we...stop her? This would be vigilantism...wouldn't it?
      Sero: *Witnessing the massacre* Stop her? Dude, she's almost done.

  • An Overdue Talk: After hearing Izuku's story of where he has been while Bakugo went to the U.A., Bakugo tries to accept that Izuku did give up trying to become a pro hero back when he last saw him at Aldera.
    Bakugo had tried for years to get Izuku to give up on his dream, and he honestly thought that at this point only death would get Izuku to stop.
    It turns out all it would take was All Might himself. That guy really could do anything.

  • Red and Green:
    • Tokoyami is horrified to learn that Kiba's Chuunibyou behavior is not a Kayfabe.
      Kiba: You! Bring out your shadow servant!
      Tokoyami: Oh...she's like this all the time.
    • Ashido has a Double Take when Nezu calls Sansan's Basic form "Breeding mode".
      Ashido: Wait, did you say "Breeding mode"?
      Nezu: Yes, I don't think you needed any more encouragement not to allow her into your private parts, but if you did, there it is.
      Kaminari: ...Wait, does that mean that she's made of cu- *Stabbed by Kyoka's jack* ahhh!
    • Tsuyu and Todoroki are amazed at how powerful Midoriya Foundation kids are, leading to Black Comedy.
      Fu: *Deadpan* Yeah, that's why our parents didn't want us.
      Kiba: Hey, that's not true! Yami's parents were eaten by wolves.
      Yami: *Grunts in confirmation*
      Fu: Oh right, then all of our parents but Yami's didn't want us.

     The Fall Arc 
  • Q&A:
    • The stream's Chat is surprised at how small "The Caretaker" is.
      "Not what I was expecting"
      "Big things come in small packages"
      "I'm going to assume you didn't mean that in the perverted sense"
    • A lot of the stream viewers dread the Pungeon Master that is Kei.
      "Oh god no."
      "Oh no, she puns!"
      "Why have I been hurt in such a way?"
      "It wasn't that bad."
      "Yes, it was."
    • Netsu, having a fire Quirk, is nicknamed "Endeavour, but more cheerful". Another viewer disagrees about that.
      "If he's happy then he's not like Endeavor."
    • The stream's Chat learn that Kiba's blood consumption is a necessity.
      "I would gladly give all my blood to lady Kiba!"
      * A lot of viewers share the sentiment*
      "Can I just give like...a quarter of my blood?"
      "No. All your blood."
    • Izuku explains that he loves the children equally, no matter how much trouble they cause. This prompts the other kids to stare at Kiba.
      Kiba: *Squints* Are you all trying to imply that I am the most difficult to care for!?
      The Other Kids: Yes.
    • Ashidocompliments Izuku for his bravery and kindness in saving Kei and adopting her.
      Alien Queen (Ashido): We Stan Dadoriya. Especially Uravity.
      Uravity (Ochako): MINA!
    • Yaoyorozu gives a long comment that boils down to condemning Kiba's parents for throwing her to the street and that is their fault if Kiba injures other people or dies from starvation, with Todoroki tailing behind her by a mere "What she said".

  • Fuku Steps Out: Fukunoko, Eri, and Kei are about to enter the Quirk training room so Fukunoko can meet and interact with Kiba and Fu, who is currently training, only to see the bottom half of Fu's body bleeding on the floor, with Kyosei dragging it to where the other half is. The sight causes Fuku to faint and release her Quirk gas.
    Kei: Maybe we should take things a bit slower.

  • New Hobbies:
    • Kei uses her Puppy-Dog Eyes to persuade Fukunoko to go archery with her. It's Super Effective!
      Fukunoko: Nooooo! That's not fair! How can snakes be so cute!
      Kei: *Fake Trying Not to Cry face + Quivering Eyes combo*
      Fukunoko: Ahhhh! Fine, I'll do it! Just stop looking at me like that!
    • Fukunoko is so focused on taking aim, she instinctively unzips her hoodie for better eyesight, only to realize that her face was exposed to Kiba for the first time after she successfully hit a few shots. This causes Fukunoko to scream in panic and run away while she hastily zipped her hoodie again, while Kei sighs and Kiba is stunned about what just happened.
      Fukunoko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DON'T HURT ME!
      Kiba: ...I just wanted to say she looked nice.

  • Shorts 11:
    • Ken, in Four Arms form, is willing to give Kiba the first hit, which he immediately regrets when she punches him hard enough to crash through several trees.
    • Kiba is pulling Human Hammer-Throw on Four Arms, but immediately lets him go when she overhears him about to puke, launching him into the air for a minute before he falls down.
    • Kiba & Four Arms are attempting to pull "Superhero Landing", only for both of them to fall flat on their face.
    • Four Arms cockily brags that he can still win this fight, only for his Quirk to time out.
    • Nara, in her XLR8 form, is recording the fight for Kiba's stream, enjoying every minute of Ken being on the losing side for once.

  • Shorts 12: Eye Guy and Kei are bonding over bantering with eye-based puns, much to Mu's horror.
    Mu: Oh no...now there's two of them. Eye have to warn everyone...on no, I'm doing it too!

  • Fall:
    • Ken and Kiba are the only ones who did not do their homework. Ken lied that he forgot. Kiba mocked him for being a Bad Liar. Then she gives her reason why she did not do her homework.
      Kiba: Caretaker, I apologize for my homework's disappearance, but I have a perfectly reasonable explanation! ...The Grimm ate it.
      • Note that Yami rises his eyebrows at Kiba's excuses, probably wondering why would he have anything to do with her homework.
      • Yonda immediately called them out, causing the two to glare at her. Izuku could already guess due to the level of Blatant Lies used but thanked her anyway.
    • Izuku prepared a suggestion box for the kids to tell him what they want, with various results besides the reasonable ones:
      • Kei wants a chicken Coop so they can have eggs all the time.
      • Kyosei sneakily wrote and requested Chocolates whenever Fu passes by the suggestion box.
      • Netsu somehow learns about Trigger and wants some, which led Izuku to teach the kids why Drugs Are Bad.
      • Kiba demands a lot of expensive stuff, like wine and a weather control machine, but the most persistent request is a castle.
      • Fukunoko either asked absurd things to help her Hikkikomori lifestyle (like a rocket so she can live alone in space) or emotions like happiness, courage, and determination.
    • One of Izuku's thoughts, as he starts coughing blood rapidly, has a tinge of Black Comedy.

  • Panic:

  • Reactions:

  • Picking Them Up: Just as Fu is about to leave Yami's room, Kyosei sprouts a tentacle and drags Yami towards Fu. Why? Because he wanted the two to hug it out. So the two usually stoic boys awkwardly hug.

  • Call To Action:
    • Namae is baffled by how much work Izuku has done as OPC caretaker since he took the deal and only collapsed now.
      Namae: Heck, I don't think anyone without a stamina quirk could do what you were doing for half as long. Seriously dude how the fuck did you do all that work for so long.
      • Mandalay comments that Pixie Bob has wondered the same thing.
        The blonde member of the Pussy Cat's first question was how in the actual hell Izuku could do everything he did and not die, before making some very inappropriate comments about Izuku's bedroom durability in his more mature years.
    • Aizawa told class 1-A that if they took the task of taking care of the OPCs, they will be financially compensated, to the cheers of most of the students.
      Mineta: Bless you Midoriya! May nothing bad ever happen to you again!
      Ashido: Bakugo, how could you bully such a kind and innocent soul!
      Bakugo: Eat shit, Pinky!
    • After explaining Kei's Quirk, Aizawa asked if there are any more questions. Mineta raises his hand, irritating him, only to find that the question is reasonable.
      Mineta: *Raises his hand*
      Aizawa: You weren't supposed to have any more questions. "Yes, Mineta?"
      Mineta: Are the snakes [hair] venomous?
      Aizawa: Ok, that's a fair question. "No".
    • Aizawa warned them to not feed Fu with Chocolate, or he will go aggressive and temporarily die.
      Shinso: Never thought I'd hear the phrase "temporarily die".
    • Aizawa explains that Sansan needs to take a special chemical every 24 hours to keep her in Basic form. Ashido raises her hand.
      Aizawa: No Mina, I don't know what it would do to you. [And] No, I don't think you should try it and find out.
    • Ochako assures her classmates that Kioku is not a bad kid.
      Ochako: She's not that bad! She's a bit rough around the edges but she's an ok kid! And if you really want to get her to trust you, then just talk crap about Bakugo! Worked for me!
      Bakugo: Screw you Round Face!
    • Hagakure found it funny that she'll have to lock her door at night to keep the six-year-old [Kioku] OUT.
    • When Aizawa shows Kai as the next OPC to discuss, he can "practically hear Bakugo's blood pressure rise". Not helping that Kaminari mocks Bakugo.
      Kaminari: Oh hey, it's the kid that sat on Bakugo! *Snickers* That was hilarious.
      Bakugo: You wanna fight spark plug!? I'll fucking kill you! [...] The fucking kid said that he was Deku's son, I was fucking in shock!
      • Even Aizawa subtly roast Bakugo.
        "Really, you just have to accommodate for [Kai's] massive size. Which isn't an easy task, but other than that this kid won't give you much trouble. That being said, even with as careful as he is, it's not impossible for him to sit on you so be on your toes."
    • Kaminari, after looking at Otoko, is curious as to why Quirks change people's looks when it does not correlate with their ability.
      Kaminari: Man, I've always wondered, why do quirks mess with people's appearances for no reason like this!? Like why does Tokoyami have a bird head!? Why does Koda's Quirk make him look like that? And why does Mina's acid-shooting quirk make her look like a hot alien?
      Kyoka: *Raises her jack, about to stab Kaminari as she looks at Mina*
      Ashido: *Shakes her head "No"*
    • Aizawa is showing the next child on the Midoriya Foundation on the list, Mu...only to show an empty photo.
    • Aizawa pointed out that Mu is a Shrinking Violet and rarely seen by others..before ending the discussion by saying that all the things he brings to his alternate dimension would immediately disintegrate.
      Most of 1-A's Students: You should have started with that!
    • Kaminari notes that the class needs to keep their mind in check around Yonda.
      Kyoka: Well, that won't be a problem for you. All she's gonna hear from your head is dead silence.
    • Ashido remembers Netsu, calling him "Endeavor but smol".
    • Aizawa is hastening his lecture by shortening Netsu's segment with "Fire is dangerous. Beware of fire.".
    • When he was finished, Aizawa asked if there were any questions.
      All students raise their hand
      Aizawa: Great. Well, hopefully, those questions are answered in these. *Handing out booklets* These should have all the details you need. And if they don't, then just figure it out. Anyway, you can spend the rest of the class doing self-study. I spent all night putting together these freaking books, so I'll be on the ground if anyone needs me. But do me a favor and don't need me.
    • Kyoka is not enthusiastic about taking care of a mansion full of Unstable Powered Child.
    Ochako: Well, guys! Isn't this great? It's like a...working vacation!
    Kyoka: A working vacation with the risk of a horrible death! My favorite kind of vacation.
    • Bakugo told the unsure classmates to stop whining and "assure" them that "if Deku managed to be around them that long and not die, then you B-listers will be fine".
    • Tokoyami points out that, at least, the class will be paid for the lost time they should've spent on class, so they don't need to look for part-time jobs, to Kaminari's agreement.
      Kaminari: Exactly! Not all of us are filthy rich like our privilege trio of Yaomomo, Prez, and Mr. Coldshoulder.
      Yaoyorozu & Iida: Privilege trio!?
      Todoroki: Raising an eyebrow.
    • Bakugo grumbles that even though he is now in U.A., he still can't escape from Izuku.
      "Tch. I came to get away from stupid Deku and now I can't stop hearing about him."

  • The Return:
    • Inko thought Fu's Quirk has changed when she sees him sprouting black tentacles, but he corrected her that the black tentacle is Kyosei, a newly adopted OPC that lives in his body and eating his intestines. Inko decided not to question it for now.
    • Izuku thanked Wild Wild Pussycats for assisting the kids while he was hospitalized.
      Mandalay: It's fine. We were actually on vacation anyway.
      Pixie Bob: *About to complain*
      Ragdoll: *Hand Gagging Pixie Bob* Yeah, it's really not a problem!
    • Izuku kept his return secret and was about to visit the kids one by one to avoid being dog-pilled before Kai shows up and loudly cheers Izuku's return.
    • Since the Omni siblings were adopted after the joint exercise with U.A., they had a lot to catch up on.
      • The two lament that they should've moved in earlier.
        Nara: Wait! You got to go to U.A.? Like, the U.A. the number one hero school in the world!?
        Ken: And we missed it! Ugh, if only we got here sooner!
      • Izuku explains that Ochako is a family friend, while Shiruku shouts that she's his girlfriend, much to his embarrassment and denial.
      • When Fu asked if Bakugo will be among the visiting class 1-A students, the children's faces immediately got sourer with anger.
        Ken: Uh, who's Bakugo, and [why] did just saying his name made the room a hundred percent more murderous?
      • Kiba and Kioku are about to shout their rants and slanders about Bakugo before Fu shut their mouth with Kyosei's tentacles and then gives Ken unbiased information.

     The Cavalry 
  • Ochako warns the other 1-A students that the white tree with colorful leaves is a Grimm. Kaminari asked her how could a tree attack them before one of the Whomping Willow's sharp teeth-filled apples fell to the ground, barking and gnawing the air before it self-disintegrate.
    Kaminari: Never mind.
    The students hasten their pace
    Hagakure: Just gonna pretend that I didn't see that.
  • The Omni siblings introduce themselves in their Sibling Rivalry way.
    Ken: The name's Ken, future number one hero!
    Nara: Not when you have the I.Q. of a rock you won't. My name is Nara. Unfortunately, I'm his sister. But please don't let that lower your opinion of me.
    Tsuyu: Well, you definitely act like siblings.
  • As soon as the 1-A students arrived at Izuku's room, Ochako starts asking a lot of things about his well-being, to Ashido's amusement.
    Ashido: *Stage Whisper* Uh oh, Ocha's gone into concerned wife mode.
  • Izuku explains the Long List of daily tasks that Class 1-A would be doing while they are in the mansion, starting with preparing the food for the kids at 5 A.M. By the time he is finished, everyone wonders how on Earth Izuku has been doing all that by himself and not dropped dead.
    Ochako: You were doing all that! By yourself!? If you weren't recovering I would slap you!
    Yaoyorozu: H-How did you even manage to do all that for as long as you did?
    Izuku: A mix of determination, good time management, and...good pain tolerance.
  • Mineta bemoans that one of his tasks is to stop the children from fighting each other or having an outburst.
    Aww man, why am I on the front lines in case one of these nuclear toddlers has a meltdown!?
  • Ashido cut Aoyama's introduction short to introduce herself as the self-appointed President of class 1-A Kiba Fanclub, to the disagreement of fellow Kiba fans.
    Hagakure: Hey! We never agreed on that! I want to be the president!
    Kirishima: Yeah, just saying you're the president without talking to the rest of the club is really unmanly.
    Ochako: Yeah! As the person who met Kiba first, I should be the president!
    Yaoyorozu: Wait, when was there a club?

     Shorts 13 
  • Ochako's dad teases her about Izuku.
    Mr. Uraraka: I won't lie. The boy made a good first impression. Determined, hard-working, the heart of gold. And he's rich! Honey if you wanna lock that down I won't get in the way!
    Ochako: *Luminescent Blush* Daddy! It's not like that! He's just a friend.
    Mr. Uraraka: I'm just saying sweetheart, there are a lot worse picks.
  • Ashido and Tsuyu just finished teaching the kids biology when Kei has a question.
    Kei: You said boobies are there so women can give milk to their babies. Right?
    Ashido: That's right Kei, I'm so glad you understand.
    Kei: But why are they all different sizes? Ms. Yamomo has really big boobies, and Ms. Jiro has almost no boobies.
    Ashido: *Stifling a laugh*
    Tsuyu: *Eye rolls*
    • After a quick introduction to the topic of genetics, Ashido warned the kids not to tell anyone that she mentions how Kyoka is lacking in the chest because she is sensitive about her "itty bitties", only for Tsuyu to pointed out that the classroom's door was opened the whole time, and Kyokais there, ready to stab Ashido with her jack.
      Ashido: H-Hey Jiro. *Walking backward while sweating profusely* Y-You were just hanging around?
      Kyoka: *Ominous Walk*
      Ashido: H-Hey Jiro. I was just answering a question, it's not my fault!
      Kyoka: "Itty"..."bitties".
      Ashido: *Nervous gulp* Kids, save me!
      Tsuyu: *Stopping the kids* Kids, don't. This is a lesson about watching what you say, and the consequences if you don't.
      Ashido: Tsu you traitor! *Facing Kyoka* It was just a joke! It was just a joke! AHHHH!
      And thus it was quickly decided the next lesson would be on how to deal with stab wounds.
  • Izuku behaved like Henpecked Husband when Ochako caught him doing paperwork on his bed, while he should be resting.
    Izuku: Look, I know what your gonna say-
    Ochako: Then why are you doing it?!
  • Todoroki never thought that he would develop the same opinion about paperwork as Endeavor.
    Todoroki had never felt so bored in his life. His father had always been particularly upset after he did the stack of paperwork he had to do as a high-ranking hero, and for once Shoto understood something about his father.

     Sinking Into Darkness 
  • Izuku really frustrated with Todoroki's tactlessness.
    "So what you're telling me, is that Kiba, who was already feeling guilty about the amount of property damage she might have caused since she's been here, asked you to show her physical proof of this, and you just...let her."

     Gacha 
  • Mineta teaches Netsu how to play Gacha games to keep Netsu away from him playing one himself, unaware of the consequences.
    "I mean, they're all technically free, so if you have a phone, sure, why not!? What's the worst that could happen?"
  • Izuku started to see that the children's phone usage is concerningly increasing. He was wondering why when his phone started to fill with notifications saying that the children are requesting a lot of money for their games.
  • Izuku purposely ignores his mother's lamentation on how he used to be a Gacha addict.
  • Kiba's solution to get more money to fuel her and Fu's Gacha addiction? Setting up a second Youtube channel where people can give her Super Chats. Why? Because her main channel is demonetized due to the amount of Gorn in it.
    • Everyone is surprised that Fu is addicted as well.
      "Really?! Fu has a gacha addiction!?"
      "Fu! (The) Emotionless, Blank stare Fu?!"
      Kiba: Yes, he plays far too many of them for his own good.
      Fu: I'm not proud of it. But I can't stop.
    • Kiba receive her first Superchat.
      Kiba: Oh! The first super chat donation! 5,000 yen! Thank you very much! And you said, "Fu thought of this idea, didn't he" ...how did you know?
      "Man, Fu really wants that money."
    • Kiba points out the benefits the audience gains from their Super Chats, then reveals that she also makes a lot of merchandise to sell.
      "Wow, they really want their Gacha money."
  • Kiba offers Fukunoko 3,000 Yen if she comes to the tea party with her and the other girls, including the 1-A students.
    Fukunoko: On one hand, it's super scary. On the other (hand)...Lillie looks really, really cute in that dress.
    [...]
    Fukunoko: ...When is the tea party?

     Shorts 14 
  • Kioku is enjoying Fukunoko's sweets so much that she's shoving a lot of them into her mouth.
  • Kiba and the girls are giving Fukunoko a lot of head pats, to her horror (while being secretly liking it).
  • Sato's compliment causes Fukunoko to be so embarrassed that it triggers her Quirk moments after she manages to run out of the kitchen.
  • Kiba asked Ojiro to teach her martial arts, and he complies, believing that nothing bad would happen, before the story Gilligan Cut to Izuku sees Kiba apologizing to Ojiro, who is currently laying in the infirmary bed, wrapped in bandages.

     Fashion Show 
  • A lot of the stream audiences are drooling over the participating 1-A students' hero costumes, with one of them hopelessly reminding the rest of them that "They're still in high school".
    [Ochako's turn]
    "The future of female heroes looks bright."
    "Again, still in high school."
    [Kirishima's turn]
    "You could grind meat on his abbs, good lord.
    "HIGH! SCHOOLERS!"
    Dude, why are you even trying?
  • Shiruku introduces Ochako as "our potential future mother", much to her and Izuku's embarrassment.
    Ochako & Izuku: No I'm/she's not!
  • Kaminari got 23 out of 30, to the agreement of the viewers.
    "Man had the drip but not the Plus Ultra drip."
    "He looks like the kind of guy to steal your girl."
    "I think he looks great! 10 for me!"
    "Simp!"
  • Kiba goes ecstatic when addressing Kirishima's costume's good points, to the surprise of the fellow judges.
  • Sato got the lowest score, 9 out of 30.
    Sato: Yikes. I knew fashion wasn't my strong point but geez.
    "Oh wow, they roasted that man."
    "Get the burn cream! Fast!"
    "Ouch!"
  • Kiba points out how Kyoka's costume resembles Kaminari's, to their surprise. This prompted Shiruku to ask her something.
    Shiruku: Are you two dating?
    Kyoka: NO!
    Kaminari: I mean I wouldn't be opposed. *Winked*
    Kyoka: *face fully red* Tsu, please slap him!
    Kaminari: *Slapped* Ow! *Fell to the ground*
    Potential Ship? Tsundere x Idiot.
  • And then there's the last contestant, Tokoyami.
    "EDGE."
    "*Insert Kingdom Hearts joke here*."
    "Brooding teen phase intensifies."
    "Oh look Shadow the Hedgehog turned into a bird."

     Shorts 15 
  • The impromptu Pokemon club.
    • Kiba declare that her favorite Pokemon is Giratina, to no-one's surprise.
      Everyone attending the club: Of course she would choose a legendary.
    • Kaminari, insulted that Ashido calls him "Basic" for liking Pikachu, calls her favorite (Salazzle) a "Furry Bait". Ashido merely corrected him that said Pokemon is a reptile, therefore it is a "Scaly bait", in response.
    • Kaminari is about to high-five Netsu before the boy reminded him that he is Wreathed in Flames, while matching Kaminari's cheerful beat.
      Kaminari: *excitedly* High five!
      Netsu: *just as excitedly* I'm on fire! That would burn!
      Kaminari: Oh, yeah. *awkwardly putting his hand down* Opps.
      Ashido, Hagakure & Shiruku: *Facepalm*
  • When Yaoyorozu informed him that there is an intruder in the forest, Izuku asked if its just reporters or Kiba's stans, preferring to handle those than any other kind of intruder.

     Exploring Pain 
  • Yami saves a girl from being mugged—by throwing money at the mugger, confusing both the girl and the mugger.
  • Yami calls Eraserhead "Justice Hobo" near the other pro heroes vicinity, who find it funny.
    Mirko: Yeah, guys. The justice hobo's right! Let the kid help! *Snickers*
  • Izuku is panicking that Yami has gone missing. He just sends Kyoka, Shoji, and Koda to find him when Namae texts him a "lose something?" plus a link to an online newsreel video about Yami and Amai helping Pro Heroes save people trapped in the rubble.

     Finding Hope 
  • Yami is fascinated with how vibrant Amai's positive energy is.
    He'd rarely seen someone THIS happy. The closest he ever had seen was Kei, but even she rarely reached heights like this.
    Was this the power of being mentally stable?
  • Yami saves a kid from being bullied, only for the kid to run away in fear after seeing his face.
  • Yami and Amai are peeking through the window of the bully's house when Kyoka finds them, causing Amai to Surprise Jump and Yami about to bite the teen's hand.
    Kyoka: Hey hey! You don't bite people, kid. Jeez.
    Yami: It's you! Weird ear lady!
    Kyoka: "Weird ear lady"!? It's Jiro! Don't start giving me weird nicknames kid.
  • Izuku's face scrunched up in joy after Yami calls him "Dad". This makes the boy confused since his face does not match his extremely happy aura.
    Inko: Don't be scared dear, that's just something that happens to your father when he gets really happy.

     Here Comes A New Challenger 
  • Nise's lie would have been convincing...but not only Fu is experienced in Wounded Gazelle Gambit, he saw her talking to an earpiece before destroying it.
  • Izuku is not amused that it's been hours since Fu and Kyosei fought Nise, and there has been no new information.
    Namae: Out of curiosity, are you more upset about the child assassin thing, the almost killing your son thing, or the possible attempt on your life thing?
    Izuku: YES!
  • Izuku is somewhat frustrated that the kids start inheriting his more impulsive traits.
    Inko: He (Fu) reminds me so much of you.
    Izuku: Yes...reckless. Like me. First Yami, and now him? These kids are gonna kill me, and not in the anyone thought they would have.
    Inko: Now you know how I felt every time you decided to get a closer look at a hero fight. *Giggles* Well, I would say you have it harder.

     Aegis 
  • Izuku tells Yami and Shiruku that he likes the Aegis Robe (even though it looks a bit scary for a press conference), but it cause the two kids to suggests he wear it all the time.
    Shiruku: Great! So now you can wear it all the time!
    Yami: Forever.
    Izuku: Eh?
    • Izuku eventually agrees to keep it on until those responsible for sending Nise are arrested, but he has a concern about the robe.
      "Um…How do I wash this?"
  • Class 1-A took note of how...villainous his new outfit looked.
    Kaminari: Uh, dude? Why do you look like a super boss from Kingdom Hearts?
    Ashido: Yeah, it looks like you're plotting our collective demise.
    Izuku: *explains that he will be attending a press conference to improve public opinion about the Foundation*
    Kyoka: Uh, are you about wearing that while trying to IMPROVE public perception?
  • While most 1-A students cheer for Izuku as the OPC caretaker, some came out awkward.
    Kirishima: Yeah, man! Even the way you collapsed shows how much work you put in for these kids! And that was manly as hell.
    Kaminari: Yeah, it was super dumb but also kinda cool.
    Iida: No one doubts your capability, nor your determination Midoriya, only your mental health!
  • Izuku thanked Ochako for everything she has done by the most daring thing he has done so far—hugging her out of the blue.
    Ochako: I-ah-gah-pahf!

     Grimm Thoughts 
  • Amai is a recent fan of Kiba.
    Amai: I love your gaming videos! They're so much fun to watch while I do homework, although sometimes I get so distracted by them that I forget about my homework and end up getting in trouble!
    Kiba: Well of course you would get distracted! I am far more interesting than any homework.
  • Everyone gives Yami their Grimm ideas. Kioku's, to put it shortly, is designed with "Cold-Blooded Torture" in mind.
    Amai: Um...that sounds like it would really hurt someone.
    Kioku: I know, right?
    Everyone: *Stunned Silence*
    Fu: I apologize for her. She has...issues.
    Kioku: Hey!
  • Yami explains that Grimms are not that smart in general, compared to a human, hence why The Hound project is a bust. Amai loudly wonders if it could work if a human brain is inserted mid-creating for The Hound to work, but she has no idea where one could get a human brain so easily to test it.
    There was a small moment of silence before everyone except Amai looked at Fu.
    Fu sighed, as he realized what would soon happen to him.
    "Eh?" Amai was confused. "Why is everyone looking at Fu?"
    Kiba and Shiruku got up, and walked over to Fu, staring down at him with a glint in their eyes.
    Meanwhile, Fu just sat there and accepted his fate.
    "Hey, what are you doing?" Amai said as she watched the process begin.
    "Turn around Amai," Fu told her as the girls took hold of his head. "You don't want to see what's gonna happen next."
  • Kaminari asked how could a small bat Grimm can help defend the Foundation and called "Ravager". Shiruku, who come up with it, asks Yami to demonstrate it — by summoning The Swarm of it to Bat Scare Kaminari.
  • Everyone agrees that Sea Feilong is a bit overkill.
    Kyoka: Welp, at least we don't have to fight it.
    Sero: Yeah, imagine trying to fight a flying snake. *Laughs Nervously* What else does it do? Breath fire?
    Kei: Nope! It's a bit more...electrifying! *Giggles*
    1-A Students: Eh?
    Yami: *Commanding the Sea Feilong to demonstrate its Breath Weapon*
    Tsuyu: This seems like overkill.
    Sato: Man, I feel bad for the villain that attacks this place.
    • Then, There's Kioku's Sulfer Fish.
      Tsuyu: Well, that's concerning.
      Izuku: I really, really need to get her to a therapist.
      Kioku: *Commanding the Sulver Fish to Synchronized Swarming into a monstrous Body of Bodies*
      Mineta: Why do these have to get scarier!? Why!? Why was this necessary!?
  • By the time the kids introduce the Geist, everyone has become exasperated.
    Sero: Oh, what abomination are they sending here now?
  • Kiba is about to introduce The Hound, unaware of the Accidental Pun until Kei points it out.
    Kiba: Now, we have something very, very special! The brainchild of Amai, Fu, and Yami!
    Kei: *Giggles* "Brainchild"! Good one, sis!
    Kiiba: Wait, what? No! I-I didn't-

     Security Plan 

     The B Team 
  • Class 1-B managed to get out of the cave that was blocked by falling rocks, only to find that the Grimms has surrounded them.
    Kaibara: Well looks like Kamakiri is gonna get his wish.
    Kamakiri: Finally, a real fight!
    Kodai: We are going to die.
  • 1-B has a heavy case of Tempting Fate.
    Tetsutetsu: Alright! With Setsuna watching over us, nothing can surprise us now!
    Tokage: Yeah, unless something comes from underground.
    * Creeps burst out of the ground to block them just a few yards away*
    Kuroiro: You just had to jinx it, didn't you?

    * The Hound stops moving after Komori's mushroom clogs its mouth*
    Kamakiri: What is that thing?
    Manga: I don't know, but at least Komori killed it.
    * The Hound develops fire breath to burn the mushrooms away*
    Awase: You guys need to stop jinxing things!

    * Juzo sinks The Hound into the ground*
    Tsuburaba: Well, at least now it's stuck.
    Awase: Dude! Don't jinx it!
    Tsuburaba: What? It's stuck! Look at it! *pointing at The Hound* What's it gonna do, fly out?
    * The Hound grows a pair of wings and flies out*
  • The class realizes that The Hound has Adaptive Ability.
    Tsuburaba: It's like Monoma but it doesn't have to touch people. And it doesn't talk. So in other words, it's a better Monoma!
    Monoma: *Cross-Popping Veins* Why you little-
  • As time goes on, some students start to get irritated.
    Tsuburaba: Oh...I hate Nezu...I hate him so much. I hate him and his smug little rodent face. Probably laughing his ass off as we speak.
    Shishida : It's improper to say such things bout your teachers. That being said...I can't disagree with you.

     B Team Out! 
  • Yanagi shut Monoma's anti-class 1-A rant up by slapping him with a metal tray using her Quirk.
  • Class 1-B's reaction when they learn that their Impossible Task was a trial run of a security system in its first draft and Izuku asks their opinion on how to improve it.
    Manga: How to improve it!? Who's trying to kill you, the U.S. Army!?

     Nyat What You Think 
  • So, why did Sori trespass on The Midoriya Foundation's area? Because she wanted to work there as a bodyguard, even though she did not inform Izuku about it. and why did she attack the Grimms? She thinks they are to test her.
    Izuku: Ok, how would I know to test you, if I didn't know who you were, and why you're here?
    Sori: *eyes widened* Oh, yeah that's, um…
    Ochako: And you didn't think that if you barged in on his private property, not too long after an assassination attempt, with no introduction, and started beating up our security system, that we might think you were an intruder?
    *Beat*
    Sori: So...about the job?
    Izuku: *Head Desk*
  • Mineta is overly excited when he learns that Sori is from Nekonanako Foundation.
    Kyoka: If Mineta knows what it is, then it's probably inappropriate.
    Mineta: *Gives a summary to what is Nekonanako Foundation*
    Hagakure: So basically, they take people with cat quirks, pay them to have sex with each other, then either sell the baby to someone who ordered it, or trains them from birth and essentially force them to be fetish fuel for money.
    Mineta: Well...I mean it's less hot when you say it like that.
    Sero: Leave it to Mineta to know the history of a morally shady company that runs on cute girls.
  • Shoji notes "Comcat Girls" is pretty lazy for the name of a group of Cat Girl Super-Soldier.
  • Izuku then explained why Sori was trespassing on the Midoriya Foundation.
    Kyoka: ...So she's just an idiot then.
    Kaminari: Yeah, jeez, even I'm not that dumb.
  • To ensure that Izuku won't sue them, Nekonanako Foundation sends a well-endowed, good-looking seducer as their representative to arouse him, which works until Izuku explains that he won't sue them if they let Sori become a full-time employee under Midoriya Foundation, causing The Tease to drop her act and become more like a Honest Johns.
  • Sori tries to salute Izuku despite her being a Bandage Mummy from her injuries.

     Frustration 
  • The entirety of the order-taking at the restaurant.
    • Yami, Yonda, and, to the surprise of the chaperones, Amai, each order a lot of food, shocking the waitress.
    • When it is Kioku's turn to have her order taken, the waitress asks to clarify if she really just wants one menu item, unlike the other kids shown above.
    • The waitress mistook Toshinori as the children's grandfather and pitied him, in her head, for chaperoning a "Bunch of rich brats" while under a medical condition that forbade him to take caffeine to deal with it. All within Yonda's earshot.
      Toshinori: *Holding back Spit Take* I know I'm not as young as I used to be, but do I really look THAT old!?
    • Yami and Amai order so much food, that the two need to have their own booth, separate from the others.
  • When Yami and Yonda have a secret meeting to assess what they detect on Kioku during the brunch, the former asks if the latter won't get in trouble for having said meeting in the men's bathroom. When a guy walks in just as Yonda assures Yami that she won't, the telepath girl threatens the guy to leave or else she'll tell his date about his body pillow collection, causing the guy to immediately flee.
    Yonda: I like to keep track of useful information I find in people's minds. Like that. You know, in case it becomes useful.
    Yami: That sounds kind of evil but ok.

     Why Me? 
  • Yami and Amai are shedding tears from smelling the festival's food, even though they had finished a heavy brunch.
    Amai: *Whispers* It's beautiful.
    Yami: Yes. Beautiful.
    Ashido: I think you two like food a bit too much.
    Yami & Amai: Nonsense!

     Reach for the Stars 
  • The long pause when Kioku hugs Eri as the former absorbs the positivity of the act like a sponge.
  • The casual attitude of Casey Bates, the No.1 Pro Hero in America, throughout the video call really strained Izuku's composure.
    • This includes her nonchalant attitude that her sister and her niece have to accept being Mind-Probed to be allowed to stay in the Midoriya mansion.
      Casey: I never saw the issue with mental probes. If you've got nothing to hide then what's the problem?
      Chole: *long-suffering sigh* We are not having this conversation right now.
  • Casey leave the video-call by commanding her laptop to shut down.
    Izuku: Did…did she just…
    Chole: Use her quirk to turn the computer off instead of just turning it off normally. Yes. Yes, she does that. She does that a lot.

     I am the Bone of My Sword 
  • Thanks to his excitement about getting a new employee the proper way, Izuku forgot to inform Sai about her future coworker, Sori, until the last minute.
    Sai: It's fine. Just tell me what she's like.
    Izuku: Uh well…She's very…unique.

     Who You Are to Me 
  • Fukunoko's fishing rod suddenly got a bite when she's about to cry from Izuku's Awful Truth, causing her to reel the fish in with rage, condemning her birth father the entire time.
  • Izuku told Fukunoko that she doesn't have to call him "father" to be part of his family nor be accepted by Eri & Kei as their sister.
    Fukunoko: B-but that's just…weird.
    Izuku: This is a foundation for overly powerful children, run by a quirkless 16-year-old, who's first employee was hired after breaking and entering on our property and destroying our security system. *Chuckles* A lot of things are weird here.

     Cupid Candy Chaos 
  • Amai panics, then looks away with full-on Crush Blush when Yami eats one of her love candies, considering she accidentally created it when thinking of him.
  • The enthusiasm Ashido & Shiruku have when they learn of Amai's love candies, and the fact they managed to make her part with some of it for a thousand yen.
  • Ochako, under the love candy's influence, blurted out that she wanted to kiss Izuku, causing the two to stuck in red face of embarrassment, too stunned to break the awkwardness until Todoroki shows up, looking for Izuku. Even then, Izuku needs to be physically shaken to start responding.
  • After hearing about Eri's past, Nara feels so bad for Eri to the point of "Eri could stab her with that horn, and she'd still feel sorry for her".
  • Ken wonders why he starts to pour his heart out to Nara out of nowhere.
    Nara: I think it had something to do with that suspicious candy Shiruku put in front of you with no explanation, and that you ate without absolutely any hesitation.
    Ken: ...I swear, if she drugged me with candy, I'm gonna kick her spider butt!
  • Kyoka & Kaminari.
    • Kyokagroans at how often she cleans up the training room, and Kaminari tries to find the silver lining of them constantly dealing with a Bloody Horror of a room, to no avail.
      Kaminari: This place looks like a psychopath's wet dream, but when I got here the only thing I thought was "Man, this is gonna be a pain to clean". I mean on the bright side, it'll help us when we actually see dead bodies on the field.
      Kyoka: Great, thank you for putting that in my head. I really needed a reminder of how I'm going to run into dead bodies in the future. Thank you so much!
    • Kyokadescribes the candy she received from Shiruku as strawberry-flavored. Kaminari asks if its a chocolate.
      Kyoka: I just said it was strawberry.
      Kaminari: Well, what if it was strawberry chocolate?
    • Jiro has severe Freudian Slippery Slope in her mind after eating the love candy.
      That damn idiot thinks he can say shit like that because he's good-looking. WAIT!? Where the hell did that come from!? Since when did I think that idiot was good-looking!? I mean…he never looked bad. And his costume's pretty cool. But he's too much of an idiot to be good-looking. Even if it is kind of cute sometimes- seriously what's going on?!
    • Realizing who is responsible for her sudden inner turmoil, Kyoka leaves the cleaning duty, telling Kaminari that she has "a spider" she needs to take care of.
  • Kiba having Cuteness Overload from witnessing a more outgoing Fukunoko doing cute stuff twice.
  • Kiba is less than pleased that Fukunoko, Eri & Toru have playing dress-up...without her.
    Kiba: So these two have been here, dressing up in various adorable outfits, and you didn't see it fit to summon me!?
    Toru: I'm sorry lady Kiba. If it helps I did take pictures!
    Kiba: I trust those pictures will be sent to me with haste.
  • Kiba, Eri, and Toru are busy dressing up Fukunoko when they see Ashido and Shiruku pass by, being chased by Ochako, Kyoka, and Ken (as Heatblast). Afterward, the two matchmakers are seen becoming a downplayed Bandage Mummy.

     The Fool 

     Shorts 16 
  • Ken, while merged into Iida's Quirk as Upgrade, has full control of his legs, forcing him away from washing the dishes so he can test their compatibility.
    • Just as Iida asks Upgrade to stop, he immediately makes him leap very high up. Just as gravity took over...
      Iida: HOW ARE WE GOING TO LAND!?
      Upgrade: ...Oh. Woops.
      *The gravity slowly takes them to head down to the lake*
      Iida: I'M TELLING MIDORIYAAAAAAAAA!
  • Amai and her Gaming skills.
  • When Amai points out that he can create his own video game using Upgrade, Ken thanks her and "Take back every bad thing I said about you in my head."

     Game Plan (Part 1) 
  • Ken's first draft pitch for his game.
    Ken: Alright! So here's what I have so far! "A handsome, incredibly talented man gets transported to a fantasy world, that's being invaded by monsters ruled by a terrible Demon King! And he must wield the genesis gauntlet, a gauntlet that lets him turn into different types of dragons, to stop him and save the world!"
    Nara: You're not even being subtle that the main character is your self-insert.
    Ken: Well, it's my game! Why shouldn't I be the main character!?
  • Mu, wanting to join the meeting but still too shy to interact with a lot of people, chooses to hide and speak from inside Ken's closet.
  • While she doesn't like people finding out about her writing hobby, Fukunoko can't bring herself to hate Mu who spills it.
    Mu: Sorry, I just think you're stories are really good, and it's a shame more people can't read what you write.
    Fukunoko: I…you…hmph! *Pouts* Don't say nice things like that when I'm mad at you!
  • After everything the kids can do to support and motivate Fukunoko to be the head writer for the game's script, it is Ken's assurance that being the more important crew member means she'll get higher pay that convinces her to do it.
    Kota: *Laughs* Wow, all that encouragement from your family and the money is the thing that convinces you.
    Fukunoko: T-That's not the reason! H-He just happened to say that after I made up my mind!
    Shiruku: It's ok sister, I know how enticing money is.
  • Shiruku being unashamed that she's Only in It for the Money.
  • Kiba, who wants her character in the game as a vampire queen, is upset that Kota one-ups her by asking to have his character be a demi-god instead.
    Kota: I wanna be a demi-god! One that commands the waves themselves, and takes vengeance on anyone who disrespects them!
    Kiba: A Demi-God?! Darn it I should have thought of that!
    Fu: Wow, another big ego, what a surprise.
  • Kiba compliments Fukunoko's creativity of merging Eri & Kei's characters, saying that she knew what she pays Fukunoko for something, while the girl mumbles that Kiba didn't even pay her.
  • Ken mocks Nara who wants her character to be a witch, saying that he thinks she already is one.
    • Nara mocks him back when he realizes that everyone has been too focused on the characters and the setting that they haven't decided on what kind of gameplay the game would have.
      Amai: By the way, what kind of gameplay is the game gonna have?
      Ken: *Eyes widen in realization* Oh right, that!
      Nara: You wanted to make a game, but didn't even decide what kind of game it was going to be? *Smug Smiler*
      Ken: Shut it or I'm cutting your character!
  • Fu closes the meeting.
    Fu: You all know what you have to do, so get to it. Remember. Money.
    Shiruku, Fukunoko & Ken: Yeah!
    Amai: You guys are kinda shameless. *Giggles* I like it.

    In the Face of Death 
  • The sheer abruptness of Amai's classmates reacting to seeing Yami for the first time.
    • They are so scared of Amai's "boyfriend" that they mistake him for a grim reaper on Amai's beck and call, and are about to take their soul for bullying her.
    • Then the class president claims that she has the solution - sacrifice the class's bully's life to sate Yami.
    • The homeroom teacher, after seeing this, asked Yami to take his hood off, hoping that seeing his face would calm them down, only for them to get worse since not only Yami's face is frightening, but they also recognize him as the brother of Kiba, who had made a video of destroying Fu repeatedly while proclaimed that those who harm her family will end up like him. Since Amai is (assumed to be) dating Yami, that means Amai is as important to Kiba as her own family, making Amai's classmates double down on the Human Sacrifice idea.
    • Then another student says that maybe all this is a test and that Yami didn't demand the bully's death, but the death of her old self - to become a better person. and so they cheer on not having to sacrifice the bully and walk out to celebrate.
      Homeroom teacher: I quit.
    • Izuku, having a hard time believing Yami's retelling of the event, so he calls Amai's father, who was there, to confirm what happened. When he does, Izuku is left speechless.
      Izuku: ...You didn't make those kids go insane, Yami. They were clearly in desperate need of mental help before they met you.
      Yami: They need therapy?
      Izuku: Yes Yami. Yes, they do, really badly.
    • What happened to Amai after all that? work with different classes as she pretends like nothing happened.
  • Before Yami can leave, Izuku asks him to send Kiba to his office.

    Clearing the Snow 
  • Kei asked if Todoroki's parents hurt him. He retorted if she learns it from Yonda.
    Kei: It was a guess. After all, most of the problems here are caused by bad parents.
    Todoroki: ...I should have seen that coming.
  • Yonda reveals that she had predicted her entire conversation with Ochako by showing her the script she had prepared and letting Ochako read it. It is quite precise, including the Troll statement in the closing line.
    And then Ochaco stared at the script wide-eyed in shock and slight terror.

     Mentors 
  • Kota, who joins Ojiro's martial arts lesson, is shocked that he has to practice a proper punch fifty times.
    Kiba: Correct me if I'm wrong, but you didn't actually want to be a hero. So why are you here?
    Kota: Just because I want to learn how to defend myself, doesn't mean I want to be a hero.
    Yami: This boy's emotions are all over the place.
  • Just as Fukunoko calms down during her Quirk training, the horror movie they practice on shows a Jump Scare scene, causing her to gas up in panic.
  • Fu tests if Ken's Upgrade form is immune to Shinso's Quirk. When it is proven correct, he asks them to spar, to see how the pro-hero-in-training would handle someone immune to his Quirk. Shinso agrees, believing that Ken can't do much as Upgrade without tech to merge with - until Upgrade shoots a laser out of his eye right at his chest.
    Shinso: Never mind. He shoots lasers apparently. *Groans as he stands up* Time to get my ass kicked.

     In the Mind of A Traitor 
  • Yonda reveals that the other police officers in Maomasa's station might be...variably troublesome.
    Naomasa: Oh for fucks sake.
    Izuku: Did you come in here LOOKING for this stuff?!
    Yonda: Of course, I came here looking for problems. This a police station, it's full of problems.

     Game Plan (Part 2) 
  • Fu threatened the overworked Fukunoko to take a break or else he'll make Kiba do it for him, causing her to immediately obey him.
  • Fu asks Ken about the kind of music the game will have, causing the latter to remember that he didn't have any in mind, and neither of the boys knows anyone good at music and willing to help them.
    Ken: Go to Izuku for help?
    Fu: We're going to Izuku for help.
  • After finding out that they have permission to use All Might as a character in their game, Amai suggests putting him in as a Pre-Order Bonus.
    Amai: That way not only can get the preorders up, but we can also subtly advertise that he's in the game, without making it the focus. Let's say that if you preorder you get him at the start of the game, but if you don't you still get him in-game, but much later.
    Kiba: That feels a bit scummy.
    Amai: But not too scummy. Trust me. game companies have done much, much worse. And that'll make us a whole lot of money.
    Ken: Sounds great to me!
    Kiba: I can feel my soul being consumed by capitalism.
  • Todoroki ask Izuku if he can call Yonda "Demon Spawn".
    Izuku: I'd like to say yes. But I don't think she cares, and she can read your thoughts, so…it really doesn't matter what I answer here, does it?
    Todoroki: Demon Spawn it is.

     1 A vs 
  • As Kyosei's tentacles circle Ashido, she can't help but find it...distracting.
    Ashido: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. *Giggles* No! Bad Mina! Focus!

     Getting Over It With Neito Monoma 
  • Kendo initially tries to welcome Bakugo into 1B after his class goes to Midoriya Foundation without him - only for Bakugo to call her class "Class of Rejects barely able to the pass the piss easy entrance exam filled with people that had shitty quirks that would make a sidekick burst out laughing" on his first 30 seconds in the class. Two weeks later, class 1B is now used to his abrasiveness.
  • The rest of the 1B students celebrate Monoma's victory against Bakugo, but Kendo insists that they should bring Bakugo to the infirmary first.
    Tokage: Oh please, he's fine. He hates us too much to die.
  • After his defeat, Bakugo insisted that he could still keep fighting - and kept cursing - despite his injuries, forcing Shiozaki to wrap his body & mouth with her vines.
    Kendo: Thank you.
    Shiozaki: Believe me, I was doing us all a favor. May God help this lost soul, because I think he is beyond the aid of mortal men.

     House Rules 
  • Kiba, out of whim, decided to stream herself reading the Midoriya Mansion's house rules.
    Already thinking like a content creator.
    Ah yes, the "why do anything off-camera" mentality.
  • The first on the house rules list? Do not destroy Fu inside the house - without setting plastic sheets. Because cleaning the aftermath is not a easy task.
    I love how the first rule is "No cannibalism or dismemberment in the house". And not because of, you know, the obvious reason you wouldn't want that, but because it makes a mess.
    • Then Kiba reveals that she finds eviscerating Fu....therapeutic.
      Why is this not alarming?
      Someone should compile a bunch of clips of Kiba and put them together with no context.
  • Then the 2nd on the rule list, thanks to Yonda & Yami's tests causes Kioku to have a mental breakdown, is to forbid nonconsensual psychological experiments.
    I was expecting a lot of things out of this. This was not one of them.
    Well I was expecting to not expect something so I expected this.
  • One of the chats asks if Sansan is technically always naked.
    Dude she's a liquid. Is a glass of water naked?
    Well no, because it's in a glass.
  • One of the chats asked Kiba what construction company the Midoriyas regularly use for repairing the mansion, and she revealed that it's the Urarakas'.
    Ah yes, Nepotism. Good to know that's still alive and kicking.
    Is papa Midoriya simping?
    I mean if you trying to get a girl, being the one that pays her bills is not a bad way to go about it.
  • A rule is written because Kei tries to hug Netsu, with obvious results.
  • A rule is written because Kiba had tried to use Fu's head both as a ball and then as a decoration because she was curious.
    I knew they'd try that at some point!
    This is unsurprising, and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
    Hooray to the desensitization of violence!
    • Then QueenCrimson chimes in that head doesn't make a good ball.
      I'm really beginning to think QueenCrimson may be a psychopath.
  • After explaining why Fu can't have chocolates, one of the Chat comments compares him to a dog.
    Kiba: *Holding back laughter* Yes, I suppose he is. My most loyal of hounds.
    Fu: *Off-screen* Well if a dog gets better grades than you, what does that make you?
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    Fu did not take that lying down LOL!
    Shots fired.
  • Kiba explains to the chat how Ken's Ghostfreak form is why he's classified as an OPC and how that form amplifies his negative emotions.
    I can only imagine it must feel terrible to be so angry and hateful.
    Dust to Dust (Shigaraki) : Not really. I feel fine.
  • The next rule is not to consume Yami's Grimm Batter and why. One of the chats decided to put it in a more vivid, grotesque detail, to the other's frustration.
    Fuck you buddy!
    Welp looks like I know what's gonna be in muh nightmares for the next few months.
  • Kiba tells chat that Sansan's Basic form can impregnate females.
    So she's made of jello sperm?!
    Well…nature finds a way.
    I've seen enough Hentai to know where that would go. Listen, I know this is about children, but the potential joke is right there, and I literally can't stop myself. Ban me, I won't be mad.
  • Another rule is to not surprise Fukunoko.
    Yeah, that's pretty obvious.
    Imagine, "Surprise—Oh god why!?"

     Game Plan (Part 3) 
  • The kids decided that Game!Aoyama's trait is that he is strong against Dark-type enemies, which is what Game!Kiba is.
    Amai: That works. Although I doubt Lady Kiba is going to like seeing her in-game self get destroyed by Aoyama of all people.
    Fu: She'll live.
  • Fu & Ken hear Amai's stomach rumbling.
    Amai: *nonchalantly* Well, I guess it's time to call the meeting to an end.
    Ken: How do you eat so much and not gain weight?
    Amai: Lots, and lots of exercises. Now, if you excuse me. *Runs out immediately*
    Fu: ...She and Yami are good for each other. If only because they appreciate food so much.
    Ken: *Chuckles* He better learn how to cook for ten. Because each of them is gonna eat a five-course meal three times a day.
    Fu: I can't imagine what'll happen if they have kids. Gonna need a freezer the size of a building. Then again, should we really be talking considering we can both eat more than them?
    Ken: Hey, I can only eat that much as Wildmutt.

     Girl's Night 
  • Yonda mocked Ashido & Hagakure that they are so obsessed with other people's relationships that they neglect to have their own.
    Yonda: Mina and Toru are so in love with other people's love lives that Mina hasn't even noticed the guy who has a serious crush on her.
    Ashido: Wait what!? Someone's crushing on me!? Who!?
    Yonda: I'm not telling you.
  • Realizing that some of the kids didn't have much experience with life outside the mansion, Nara absent-mindedly suggests that they should try to go out more often, to the refusal of Fukunoko, Kioku, and Kiba.
  • Amai assures Fukunoko that there might be someone out there who could look past her Quirk, loving her despite or even because of it. Shiruku then teases Amai, asking if she speaking from experience, to Amai's embarrassment.
  • Nara tells about Ken's ex-crush who only likes him as Blitzwolfer, and it took her forcing him to wear a collar to break Ken's rose-tinted glasses.
    Ashido: Wow, that girl knew what her kinks were way too early.
  • From the videos the kids made with the 1A students to promote the game and the hero course students, Ochako is the most popular, being one of the stronger students while also being the most friendly-looking among those students, to the other girls' hilarity.
    Ochako: Huh? Me? Am I really that much more popular?
    Ashido: Well duh! You're one of the four strongest people in class! And out of you, Bakugo, Todoroki, and Tokoyami, you're the most approachable!
    Kyoka: Yeah, not gonna lie, it's kind of hilarious how out of place you are with those four. Those three look like they're from an emo rock band, and then we have a cheery-looking marshmallow girl just vibing.
    • Ochako did not appreciate being called "marshmallow girl", thinking that she was just being called fat. Kyoka assures her that it is more of how soft Ochako seems to be despite her build. To test this, Ashido orders everyone to group hug (read: dog-pile) Ochako.
      Ashido: Everyone! Time for a group hug!
      Ochako: Wait! Guys, not all at-agh! *gets hugged one-by-one into a dog-pile*
      Ashido: Yep! Can confirm! Nice and huggable! *Giggles*

     Performance Review 
  • Izuku agrees to have Ashido become a freelancer in the Midoriya mansion. All she has to do is read and sign a finger-thick contract he drafted himself.
    Ashido: Um…I'm not gonna have to read all that am I?
    Izuku: *Smiles apologetically* It's best if you did.
    Ashido: *Groans*
  • Izuku compliments Ochako's friendliness by saying that she "have a knack for getting into people's hearts", causing both of them to blush and stammer before Izuku let her leave immediately, while he pulls a Face Desk in regret.
  • Izuku compliments Shoji that, out of class 1A, he's the best at "cleaning the blood and flesh that gets all over the place".
  • Izuku thanked Todoroki for, among other things, not planning to sue him for what Yonda did to him.
    Todoroki: If I told my father about what Yonda did, and that it resulted in me finally using my fire, he'd most likely send you a check.
  • And then it's Shinso's turn.
    *Awkward silence*
    Shinso: ...I'm willing to bet you forgot I was here at least a few times.
    Izuku: ... You're not wrong, but I guess that's desirable if you want to be an underground hero. Right?
    Shinso: Yeah, sounds about right.
    *More awkward silence*
    Shinso: If you're not gonna say anything, I'm just gonna go.
    Izuku: Yeah, that's…that's probably for the best.

     Field Day 
  • Fu guesses that the 1A students are preparing some sort of going away party, which he finds odd since they'll be the ones who'll leave.
    Fu: Although you'd think we'd be the ones making the preparations. Seems a bit weird to make a party for yourselves.
    Kei: Is it? I had birthday parties for myself before I met daddy.
    Fu: Kei, you say the most casually sad things I've ever heard
  • Kaminari chuckles when Ashido tells him & Kyoka to "set up the balls"
    Kaminari: *Snickers* Balls.
    Kyoka: Really? Grow up.
  • During the dodgeball, the red team ended up throwing all of the balls to the Blue team. When it was time to retaliate, Fu tells everyone on the Blue team to target Ojiro.
    Ojiro: Huh!?
  • In his victory speech after winning The Floor is Lava, Fu thanked Kiba & Shiruku for eliminating Ken first, because his tactic, which worked perfectly against the two girls, wouldn't work on Ken, much to Ken's frustration of being eliminated so early in the race.
  • When the Scavenger hunt started, Sansan went backward and fetched the eggs that were on the display area, and that counted towards her score.
  • Kei wonders why Fu teams up with her in the Scavenger Hunt. Turns out, Fu had predicted that the more valuable eggs are guarded by Grimms, so he team up with Kei so she can immediately eliminate them with her Quirk.
  • Nara, frustrated that she didn't manage to get much in Scavenger Hunt, hopes that Ken is struggling just as hard as her before the scene cut to Ken collecting three golden eggs.
  • Ken (as Ripjaws) manages to swim out of the cave carrying a platinum egg just in time for his Quirk times out, almost eating the egg.
    "Ugh, that tastes worse than the basket!"
  • Ken discovers the 4th platinum egg on top of a sky-piercing glacier made by Todoroki — that Ken somehow misses throughout traversing the area
    How did I not notice this before?
  • Just as Ken is about to grab the platinum egg on top of the glacier, Kiba bursts out of the glacier just below him and swipes the egg from him, causing Ken to fall before a Griffon Grimm catches him.
  • Kiba charges through the Ultimate Race.
    • When entering the Sticky Forest. she stumbles on Mineta's balls.
    • On the Maze part, she charges through the maze's walls, and Ochako & Shiruku, who anticipate this, follow through before Shiruku seals the holes behind her.
      Ashido: Huh...We probably should have thought of that. Whoops.
    • Kiba then tries to jump over the Ice Field, only to slip and fall through the ice into a pit of more of Mineta's balls.
      Kiba: Curses! NOT AGAIN!
      Ashido: Sorry Lady K, can't brute force everything.
  • Ochako & Shiruku go neck and neck on the last obstacle of the ultimate race, a hill full of traps, when a trap springs a wall that Shiruku slams onto, giving Ochako the win.

     Fuku's Outing 
  • Kioku asks Fukunoko if she has asked permission from Izuku for them to go camping. Fukunoko, who didn't expect Kioku to say yes, stutteringly said not yet.
    Fukunoko: U-Uh I-I-I didn't really think you'd say yes so I-I didn't do that yet. B-But I'll go do that now!
  • Just the image of a Beowulf Grimm being Fukunoko & Kioku's ride to the campsite while strapped with bags like a large pack mule.
  • When Kioku didn't do well in archery, Fukunoko suggests Kioku to imagine her birth parents' faces on the target. Before Fukunoko can retract her advice out of fear of approaching a sensitive topic, Kioku rapidly fires her arrows and hits the target with half of them.
  • Fukunoko & Kioku stop fishing when the latter cries in the former's chest, hugging each other for a long while until Kioku's stomach rumbles out of hunger, only for Fukunoko reveals that she was planning to cook the fish they suppose to catch earlier.
  • Namae called Izuku, telling him that there would be a new OPC arriving at his doorstep.
    Izuku: Hello Namae, it's been a while.
    Namae: Hey, Midoriya! It really is, hasn't it! So I just woke up from a meeting—I mean I just got out of a meeting, and speaking of things it's been a while since, guess what, it's time for you to meet your new highly dangerous bundle of joy!

     Baby Faced 
  • Ochako tries to assure Izuku that Aka won't cause problems because Midoriya Mansion is villain-free, only for Izuku to remind her that he'll eventually be taking in Nise.
  • Aka, who desires to be a Pro-Hero, is very villain-ly hammy, complete with Evil Laugh. Yes, even when communicating telepathically with Yonda
    Aka: At long last. I am free. *Walks out of D.O.C.'s car* From here, I'll become the most powerful hero in history! Ahahahahahaha!
    Never in their lives did either Izuku or Ochaco think that they'd hear someone proclaims that they wanted to be a hero, in a cartoonish villain monologue.
    Ochako: This place just gets weird and weirder, huh.

    Izuku: This place is home to children with powerful quirks like yourself, there are even a few who want to be heroes, and they would easily be able to make a cut on an opponent.
    Aka: Wonderful, they sound like good allies. Hehehehe. Together with the power of friendship, we will crush the villains in mind, body, and spirit! Ahahahahah!
    Izuku: I've never heard anyone talk about The Power of Friendship so sinisterly.

    Aka: Well…greetings. I am Aka. The future bane of all villains. For now, I'll be staying here until my rise to power. Don't worry, if anyone attempts any villainy here, they will regret what they've done, very much. Ahahahahahah!
    Yonda: Did she just do an evil laugh in her head?
  • Aka initially underestimates the danger her new stepsiblings pose before being repeatedly caught off guard when Izuku warns her of Otoko, Yonda & Fukunoko — and not to be afraid of the Grimms, temporarily losing confidence so much that she had a minor freak-out when hearing Yonda for her first time.
  • Aka compliments the cookies she got from Yonda as soon as she eats them, making the latter question if the former even manages to taste it, which she mentions that she does as they (telepathically) speak.
    Yonda: ….Ok then. I'm just not going to try and understand how your body works.

     Short 
  • Fukunoko tries to make a pudding for herself in the middle of the night when she finds Aka in a kitchen cabinet, wearing a gas mask, waiting for her. Turns out, she wants to thank Fukunoko for her cookies, but her villain-like way of speaking causes Fukunoko to initially think that she doesn't like it and wants some payback.
  • Fu is a little annoyed that they get yet another Large Ham for their new stepsiblings
    Fu: Ah, I see we have another colorful personality here.
  • Aka is baffled from seeing Kai for the first time, and before she can say it, Fu explains that yes, Netsu being on fire is normal.
  • Aka insists that her laugh is not an Evil Laugh — to Ken's disbelief — as she states that laughing can be good or evil depending on the context, such as how laughing during a funeral is evil no matter the subject, only for Netsu to mention that he doesn't mind if people laugh at his funeral, causing the conversation to temporarily diverting into the kids debating whether they prefer people mourn or laugh at their funeral before Fu put a stop to it.
  • To see how Aka fares in combat, Fu decided that she'll team up with Kiba against Ken & Nara, much to the shapeshifters' frustration. But Fu is not in the mood for bickering.
    Fu: Can you two stop pretending to hate each other for a few minutes and just do it?
  • Aka gloats as she tries to fight Nara while she's in her Bloxx form, only for Nara's hand to encase her mid-speech before detaching itself and turning into a prison box for Aka.

     The Coming of the Guards 
  • Izuku is excited to finally have his bodyguards arrive the next day, hoping that their presence would lessen unwanted violence, only for him to find Sori standing on top of Sai after sparring in his front yard, with their surroundings covered in craters and fire.
  • Sori almost Dynamic Entry'd Sai before both of them realize that they are both Midoriya's bodyguards.
    Sori: Damn, I need to stop instantly attacking things in this place. Always end up doing something I shouldn't.
    Sai: You should probably stop instantly attacking people in general.
  • Sai is about to admonish Sori for her tactlessness in asking for food after just destroying Izuku's front yard, only for her stomach to growl, making her embarrassed.
  • Sori & Sai sense someone about to drop down when they and Izuku are at the mansion's front door and react appropriately, only to find that it's Kiba.
    Kiba: I apologize for the scare Caretaker, I hope you don't mind me sparing with our new guard.
    Izuku: I don't, but next time, don't come crashing from the sky.
  • Sori is geeking out when she meets Kiba in person for the first time, stating how much she wants to fight in her name, only for the little girl to remind her that Sori trespassed her home and caused her family to panic, so she has to be punished — by sparring against Kiba.
    Sori: Yeah. Not my brightest moment.
  • Sai asks Izuku if it's okay for him to let Kiba spar with Sori, after seeing the two spar before Sori grabs and throws Kiba into the forest. Izuku tells her that if Sori can beat Sai in a fight without inflicting serious injuries earlier, then she is capable of holding back, causing Sai to look away in shame while clicking her tongue.

     Taking Up The Sword 
  • Sato & Kaminari are shocked at seeing Sai eats a hefty amount of food while surrounded by stacks of plates — While Amai is eating almost the same amount of food as her alongside Yami at the other side of Sai's table.
    Kaminari: Dude, where does it all go?
    Sato: I have no idea. Apparently, blonde girls have the ability to eat forever.
  • Sai defeats Mina by blocking her punch with electric sword, zapping her.
  • After losing against Sai, Mineta expresses surprise that someone like Sai can be beaten by Sori, making her annoyedly explain that she just happens to be a bad matchup against Sori and threaten to sick her on him, causing Mineta to back off and apologizes.
  • In the end, none of the 1A students can even survive against her for more than a few minutes, leaving them sprawling across the training room's floor. Sero admonishes Iida who asked for her to spar with them in the first place.
    Sero: *Groans* Hey class reps, before you sign us up for an ass-kicking, can you at least warn us first?
    Iida: Noted.

     Insecurity 
  • After drinking Eri's blood, Kiba is so not sure whether she has to say that her blood tastes good or bad that when asked "How is it", she only manages to blurt out that it was "very bloody".
    Bloody!? Really!? Out of all the things I could have said, Bloody?

     Under Attack 
  • Aka's following the carnage made by the Rhino Nomu, hoping to control it. When she finds it fighting Fu & Sansan, she gloats that she has finally arrived, getting the Nomu's attention.
    Aka: Finally! I've found you at last!
    Rhino Nomu: *Glares down on her*
    Aka: Uh oh.
  • Just as things going well for Shigaraki, Kai flies out of his room and starts charging the villains.
    Shigaraki: Shit, somehow I forgot about him.
  • Yami, who defeated one of the Gamis, is surprised that he's smiling as he surrenders, only for him to transform into a more...feminine form.
    Gami(?) Oh, this is always so unpleasant! *Noticing that Yami is staring at her* U-Um…Hi?
  • Rappa wants a fair fight. unfortunately, Kiba & Fu had other ideas.
    Rappa: If you're gonna join in the fight do it the real way! Sneak attacks are for cowards.
    *Tentacles bursts out of the ground, grappling Rappa*
    Fu: Then I guess I'm a coward. Ladies? If you would.
    Ochako & Kiba: *Grins at Rappa*
    Rappa: Hey, this ain't a real fight! Don't- *Gets Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs on the chest*
  • Mineta thanks Ken and Netsu for saving him and Iida from Rikiya.
    Mineta: Oh thank god. *Tears of Joy* Thank you! I didn't want to die a virgin!
    Iida: Mineta! That is an inappropriate thing to say to children!
  • Nara teasingly compliments Eri for being able to instantly heals Kai with her Quirk, making her blush.
    Nara: You really are just the most overpowered thing on earth in a tiny package huh?
  • Aizawa is unamused that he is losing to a girl dressed entirely in pink.
    Out of all the people that could end up killing me, it's a little girl in a pink dress...Yeah, that sounds like how my life would go.
  • As she helps Ochako & All Might against Janemba Nomu, there's a hint that Kiba still hasn't gotten over losing against videogame!All Might.
    "Hmph, looks like you can't super armor your way through this problem All Might!"
  • Ochako & All Might punches Ruin Nomu at the same time, defeating it after All Might keeping it busy the entire invasion.
    All Might: If all else fails, then just hit it harder! *Laughs*
    Ochako: *Sighs* You would say that.
  • All Might, who hasn't met Aka before, is a little intimidated by her Evil Is Hammy way of talking.
    Aka-possessed Janemba: Ahahahahaha! Now all those who would stand in our way have been defeated! Ahahaha!
    All Might: Uh, are we sure that's a good thing?
    Ochako: Yep. *Sighs* That's just how she is.
    All Might: If you say so.
  • Finally the police arrived...just as the invasion was stopped.
    Todoroki: Amazing how they show up after we finished off all the villains.
    All Might: Ahhh. Get used to that Young Todoroki. *Chuckles* Get used to that.

     Aftermath 
  • Sai finds Konashi's claim of being her daughter to be absurd, only for Izuku to reveal that the police had done multiple DNA tests on her, and the result matches Sai's.
    Sai: But that's impossible! I've never even gone so far as to have sex before let alone bring a child into the world!
    Izuku: Well, the world is full of strange quirks that can make strange things happen.
  • Izuku tells Sai that while talking to the police, her mother shows up and wants to talk with him. Sai apologizes, knowing how intimidating it must be for Izuku.
  • Izuku is ashamed to admit that one of the reasons that he helps Sai's mother reduce Konashi's sentence to house arrest under her custody is because she offers him a lot of money.
  • ReDestro is frustrated with All for One on how their joint attack fails despite his promise of having powerful members at LoV side, before All for One explains that the problem is on MLA's side, in that one of their member has turncoat to the Midoriyas, telling ReDestro logically impossible things happens during the invasion, something only Shina Gami, MLA's assassin, is capable of, making ReDestro angry enough for his Quirk to trigger as he trashes his office, abruptly cutting off All for One's camera feed on him.
    All for One: *Sighs* To think that man is leading the MLA. I give them at most two years before they collapse.

     Start Up 
  • Namae tries to bait Izuku to hold a Fractal.
    Namae: Come on, touch one.
    Izuku: What does it do?
    Namae: Well telling you wouldn't be any fun now would it? Come on, you can trust me. If anything bad happened to you, I'd be utterly fucked. Just touch one.
  • When Izuku touches a Fractal, he is suddenly able to shoot lasers out of his eyes, piercing through two walls.
  • Namae, who wants to quickly finish her meeting with Izuku, groans when he wants to ask her about the intern who documents and researches Chaos Energy.
  • Mairu was about to sleep after pulling an all-nighter when D.O.C. forces her to show up to the HQ, causing her to only wear a lab coat over her pajamas when meeting with Izuku.
  • Mairu enthusiastically explains the potentials in Chaos Energy before Izuku asks her if she has any proof of her claim, which she admits she does...from her experiments back at her house...with the Fractals she "borrows".
  • Mairu shows off her research room, which is the garage in her house, that is covered in her blueprints and notes. Even the ceiling.
  • Izuku almost falls over in shock when Mairu explains about Chaos Emerald.
    Izuku: Ok, how much power can this hold exactly?
    Mairu: Ehhh, It's hard to calculate, but roughly it could destroy around…2 cities.
    Izuku: EXCUSE ME!?

     Checking In 
  • When Yonda tells Ken that he could technically create an entire anime series with his Upgrade form, he agrees, but he needs someone to write the plot, and Fukunoko is already have a lot on her plate. Fukunoko wants to refute this, but a glare from Fu put a stop to it.
    • Then Mu decides to volunteer in making the anime's script in Fukunoko's stead, stating that it should be easy.
      Mu: It'll be simple. An easy-to-understand plot, with likable characters, and lots of fight scenes, that's all that's needed right?
      Fu: That's pretty much shonen battle anime in a nutshell.
  • Mr. Nigai is amazed that Izuku somehow manages to get him enough raise to house Yami & Sai for few days.
    Mr. Nigai: Actually, now that I think about it, how did he do that?
    Sai: *Shrugs* I have absolutely no idea. That boy is frighteningly capable.
  • Amai and Yami goes to the kitchen to grabs some snacks and drinks as she decides to binge-gaming all night long with him, while the poor boy looks sleepy already.
    Mr. Nigai: You look like you're having fun dear, just make sure not to stay up too late.
    Amai: Sorry, but nope! Me and Yami are gonna keep gaming ALL NIGHT LONG! *Runs out of the kitchen with snacks & drinks*
    Yami: *Sighs with fluttering eyes* I'm going to die. *Follows Amai*

     Plans for Tomorrow 
  • Mairu's girlfriend, Uchi, asked her if she is even capable of running Midoriya Foundation's Research Division all by herself.
    Mairu: Of course I can…probably. I mean, I don't really know how to handle hiring people…or instructing people…or managing…maybe I do need a little help.

Side stories

     Fu's Notes 

     MCU Tier List 

     Halloween 
  • Fu ended up dressing up as Seras Victoria as a matching pair to Kiba's Alucard costume.
    • Kiba manages to make him comply by offering him money to feed his Gacha addiction.
      Fu: I am not an accessory Kiba. And I happen to have some sense of masculine pride left in my undead body.
      Kiba: Ok, how much is that pride worth then? Because there are some great Halloween banners right now, and I'm sure you'd love the chance to summon them...right?
      Fu: *Clenching teeth* Are you really going to make me sell you my pride?
      Kiba just continued to smirk, confident that she got him.
      Because she did.
    • Fu's costume and make-up are so thorough, that most people did not recognize him until he speaks.
      Kei: Wow, dad did we get a new sister!?
      Netsu: Yeah, when did that happen?!
      Fu: *Sighs* No, it's me.
      Kei & Netsu: Eh!?
      Kei: Fu! Oh wow, your costume is amazing! I didn't' even know you were a boy, you're so pretty!
      Netsu: Yeah, I thought you were a girl too! *Thumbs up* Nice job!
      Fu: *Twitchy Eye* Thank you.
    • Nara, already guessing why he choose this, asked Fu how much Kiba pays her, to which he only answers with "A lot".
    • Fukunoko has a Double Take on him.
      "Oh...I didn't know you were into that kind of thing. I mean, I'm dressed as a guy, so I'm not going to judge."
    • Even Pixie-Bob is surprised at how effective his crossdressing game is.
      Pixie-Bob: Damn, he looks good in a skirt. Never would have figured him for trap material.
      Izuku/Mandalay: Please don't refer to any of my kids/anyone as "trap material".
    • When Fu's on the stage for the costume competition, Midnight compliments him for being an almost perfect copy of the character, if not for the lack of chest size, and teasingly suggest that Kyosei could fix it, prompting The Symbiote to faking a Breast Expansion on Fu's chest before the latter put an immediate stop to it, causing Midnight to cackles.
    • When All Might try to dissipate further teasing toward Fu by pointing out that the boy doesn't look like enjoying being crossdressing, Yami silently notes that All Might might be mistaken.
  • Class 1-A students thought Izuku would be dressing up as All Might this Halloween, only to be very surprised when he tried something different this year by going as Pinhead instead.
  • Ken's Halloween costume is Omni-Man, despite being an Evil All Along character, simply because the Hero's name is the same as Ken's Quirk. Nara, who shares her Quirk name with him, is not amused.
  • Kioku decided to go as Jason Vorhees this Halloween, to Iida's concern.
    Kioku: I can't wait to scare the heck out of people! *Swinging her prop machete around*
    Iida: Are you sure that is an appropriate costume for her?
    Izuku: *Shrugs* It's what she wanted to be.
  • Sansan's costume is Rimuru Tempest in his slime form, which is just Sansan in her Basic form with two sticks for Rimuru's Eyes Always Closed.
  • Ken is complaining that his Trick-or-Treat group has two chaperones instead of one like the others.
    Izuku: Because I know you're the most likely to try and pull some Halloween trick that'll cause everyone a lot of headaches.
    Nara: Yeah, that's fair.
  • Ran Damuo is a Halloween Grinch who is unlucky enough to have his time watching TV repeatedly interrupted by being trick-or-treated by groups of the Midoriya Foundation's children.
    • He questions how could someone still knows about pre-Quirk era films like Hellraiser these days after seeing Izuku's Pinhead costume.
    • He tries not to think much about the "Blonde Girl" who sounds like a boy.
    • Due to Otoko's size, Ran mistaken him for an adult before Kei correcting him.
      That was a seven-year-old!? What on earth were they feeding this kid!? By the time he got to his teens, this kid might gonna be like ten feet tall or something.
    • He questions who the hell letting a young girl dress up as Jason Vorhees, before she scares him with a real machete, causing Ran to drop his bowl of candy for Kioku to steal.
    • He got scared again when he got overwhelmed with Yami as a very convincing Grim Reaper and hearing Yonda through his mind, causing him to toss another bowl of candies to this group and immediately runs back into the house.
      He would never tell anyone of the night in which he was scared out of his wits by children. Twice.
    • All of the previous group causes him to go unphased from seeing Netsu, before deciding to just leave the bowl of candies outside his front door after Ken shoots his face with a water gun.
  • After Fukunoko told Kiba why she chose to dress up as Link for this Halloween and thanked them for supporting her trying to get out of her shell, Kiba decided that she deserves head pats from everyone, much to Fuku's horror.
    Kiba: Well, I think this occasion is deserving of a reward. *Hand Rubbing with mischievous intent.* Everyone, it's time for congratulatory head pats!
    Fukunoko: Wait! No! *pulled out her prop master sword*. Stay back! I have the power of the goddess and anime on my side!
    Unfortunately for her, neither of those things would save her.
  • Ken thought he was in trouble when Izuku caught him carrying a water gun and using it to prank people when Izuku also confiscate a real machete that Kioku got from asking Yaoyorozu for one before wiping the 1-A student's memory of this event so she can scare people for extra candies, causing Izuku to confiscate half of the candies she got from Trick-or-Treating.
    • When Ken thought Kioku's antic was worse than his means that Izuku would let him go, the caretaker proves him wrong by taking a quarter of the candies he got for his pranks.
  • Kioku teases Kota for being forced to wear cat ears before he reminds her that Jason Vorhees is vulnerable to water, causing the girl to run away screaming as Kota chases her while trying to hit her with his Quirk.
  • Izuku is looking for Mu before he can start the Jack-o'-lantern carving competition, only to see the boy is already next to him, tugging Izuku's sleeves to quietly get his attention.
  • Kiba smugly laughs at Sansan who is struggling to pick up a large pumpkin for the Jack-o'-lantern carving competition, mocking her lack of strength to carry things, before the blue Blob Monster decided to go under it and lift it up, causing Kiba to stop and glare at her, with Fu rolls his eyes at the rivalry.
  • Crosses over with Heartwarming, Kai is very partial as the jury of the Jack-o'-lantern carving competition — by giving everyone an A+.
    Kaminari: Is he just going to give everyone A+'s?
    Kai: *Judging Yami's* Cool! A+!
    Izuku: Yeah, he is.
  • Ken was about to disagrees with Kai's decision to choose Fukunoko as the winner of the Jack-o'-lantern carving competition before Nara threatened him to stop.
    Nara: Let her have this, or so help me, Kiba and I will make sure you don't see the light of day.
  • Midnight tries to dress up more decently for the kids' sake...by wearing Bedsheet Ghost costume on top of her Pro Hero outfit.
  • Nezu says that he's rarely invited to Halloween parties. Izuku silently muses if there's a reason for it.
    Izuku: I think they just don't want to tempt fate.
  • All Might is a little nervous that his fellow guest judges for the Halloween Costume competition, Nezu and Midnight, do their part as Serious Business, and try to not give 10 points too often.

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