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Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2

• The beginning of the final chapter of the second game where the four Hearts are still arguing about which game system is the best while the four Sisters get along so well.
• Compa's feast Chirper event is a mix of funny and heartwarming. It starts with the other girls explaining why they've never needed to learn how to cook and goes from there.
  IF: I'm glad Compa's on our side. It's great we can eat like this, even when we're on the road.
  5pb.: Yes, I was surprised at how delicious Compa's cooking is. It hits all the right notes!
  Compa: Teehee. Are you buttering me up?
  IF: I think it's more surprising that Compa is the only girl here who can cook a decent meal.
  Nepgear: Um, IF, you can't cook either.
  IF: I don't need to. I'm the breadwinner. I live to work.
  Gust: I have lots of work as alchemist.
  5pb.: I'm a pop star, so...
  Nisa: The heroine of justice subsists only on the crushed dreams of evil!
  Nepgear: That doesn't sound nutritious...
  Compa: All right, everyone. The food will get cold if we keep talking.
  Nisa: Yeah, I'm going to dig in.
  Nepgear: Mmmm. It's as tasty as ever.
  Gust: Nomnomnom... Compa would be a good housewife.
  Compa:Th-That's embarrassing. I'm a nurse, too.
  Nisa: Allow me to become your husband!
  IF: ...Stupid.
  5pb.: I'd want a wife like Compa, too. It'd be easy to write songs about her.
  IF: ...Dammit all.
  Gust: No, no. I will take her. Gust will shower her with devotion.
  IF: S-Stop this stupid debate, everyone! Can't you see that Compa's all mine!?
  Nepgear, Nisa, Gust, 5pb.: ...
  IF: Tch, crap! N-No! What I meant to say was...
  Compa: Oh, dear. Iffy, you really are...
  Nisa: The heroine's closet has creaked open.
  Gust: Lovey-Dovey.
  Nepgear: I honestly didn't suspect at all...
  5pb.: U-Um, well... please invite me to sing at your wedding...
  IF: D-Dammit! I'm trying to tell you that isn't what I meant to say!
• In the 'Obligatory hot spring event', Gust compares and ranks the breast sizes of some of the playable characters, sans herself, and places Nisa in last place after a pane of glass
• 5pb's 2nd concert in-game.
• "Oh crap, it's Nepgear." Both Uni and Ram respond with this when they come across her in Leanbox.
• A bit of Dark Humor from the Conquest Ending. After Neptune sacrifices herself, we suddenly get this, like a slap in the face:
  Notification: Neptune left the party.

Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth 2: Sisters Generation

• An odd example of Characterization Marches On, but the fact that Nepgear's love of electronics has been added in makes a lot of her scenes gain an additional level of hilarity. Her drooling during her first visit of Lastation is a pretty good example of this.
  Nepgear: Y-Yeah you're right. We have to do our best, or Lastation will be in danger. Must. Not. Window. Shop.
  • In addition to this one, she goes absolutely nuts over Uni's gun collection, exhausting the latter. She also offers to maintain Uni's guns for her, which Uni calls her out for using that as an excuse just so that she could fondle her collection; a fact that Nepgear doesn't deny.
• While the two get along far better than Neptune and Noire, the arguments between Nepgear and Uni can get pretty damn funny. Special mention goes to an event where they are arguing about which of their sisters are worse; not noticing that their sisters are in the same room as them. Then it shows Neptune and Noire casually commenting on the debate, before devolving into one themselves about which one of them is better than the other.
  Noire: There's no point in trying to argue about which of us is better.
  Nepune: No doubt. Reality can be the cruelest of mistresses, right, Noire?
  Noire: I don't get why you're looking at me with such pity. Need I remind you how superior I am in every respect?
  Neptune: Haw, Haw. You need new material, my stale-joke telling pal. I get your need to act defensive, though.
  Noire: That's some pretty big talk there. Perhaps I need to make the truth crystal clear to you!
  Neptune: Bring it, twintails!
• Nepgear and Histoire's reaction to Neptune working, instead of feeling proud and amazed Nepgear is worried, while Histoire feels guilty and bewildered.
• In one Chirper event, Blanc joins N-chan by Nepgear's reccomendation and her first post is asking for help with the rules as she's new to the forum. Her first reply is "First rule to learn - For six months you hold ROM, then you gain posting privileges after that". Three guesses what happens next.
• Red is a walking moment of funny courtesy of her continued wifey hunt, but this one line stands out after Underling calls her a "wifey musclehead."
  Red: Wifey musclehead? Don't be hatin' just because you're not on my hit-that list!
• In another Chirper event, Noire complains about being tired so she takes a nap. In her nap, Brave shows up and asks Noire for Uni's hand in marriage. The resulting reaction from Noire is hilarious.
  • Later on, Kei ends up having a dream and Brave shows up asking HER for permission to marry Uni. Kei agrees to let Brave marry Uni, however, Kei being Kei and how she's obsessed with business and equivalent exchanges, goes through a laundry list of things that Brave would need to do before being allowed to marry Uni, drives Brave away. What Kei says to Uni the next morning is absolutely perfect.
    Kei: You need a better choice in men.
    Uni: Huh?!

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