Funny / Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves

• Wayne's attempt at making peanut butter with the coffee machine. It didn't work out.
• Adam and Mitch make a volcano with chili, and they place stick figures made out of hot dogs at the base to cover with chili. It must be seen to be believed. It's hilarious as to how melodramatic they behave as they joke about the hot dog people burning up by lava and how they will save them by...eating them.
  "I'm going to eat the woman's leg!"
• Wayne trying to give a speech as president of Szalinski Labs:
  Wayne: At Szalinski Labs, our future is... our future is... *accidentally drops cards, under his breath* crap! *picks up cards* No, the future isn't crap. Our future is now! *nervously looks on at the glaring audience*
• Wayne and his brother Gordon testing the Green Lantern Project, which just makes their bellies glow in the dark rather than their entire body. After a female scientist walks in and turns the lights back on, Wayne momentarily forgets to put his shirt down.
• Adam getting embarrassed by Diane, who is leaving on vacation with her sister-in-law.
  Diane: Adam! ADAM! *Diane is drowned out by a lawnmower* I just finished the laundry... *lawnmower silences* ... so you'll have plenty of clean underpants!
  (The neighborhood kids laugh at Adam while Diane then immediately sports a Did I Just Say That Out Loud? look afterwards)
• Diane's outburst at Wayne after she realizes that he's trying to shrink the tiki he wants to keep but instead they get shrunken:
  Diane: You didn't think I'd notice, didn't you? Well guess what, Wayne... I NOTICED!!!
• This bit during the kids' party after Wayne and Gordon avoided getting eaten in the onion dip bowl:
  Jenny: Jill, you're making a mess!
  Jill: Well, this stuff is really good! What's in it?
  Wayne: Szalinski Bros.!
• Gordon's God Guise. That is all.
• "You know dad, I didn't invite those boys over!"
• Wayne finding his son's sports magazine...and acting like he's found out his son has a stash of Playboys!