- "In the year -1,000,000,000, Japan might not have been here."
- "The latest technology, like stones! And bowls!"
- "Knock knock, get the door, it's religion!"
- "Baekje."note
- China's original Embarrassing Nickname for Japan, Wa ("dwarf"), is treated as China calling Japan "dipshit".Japan: Can you call us something else, other than dipshit?
China: Like what?
Japan: ♫ How about sunrise land? ♫ - "And the royal palace turned into such a dream world of art that they really didn't give a shit about running the country."
- "Rich important people hired samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai."
- "The Mongols came, ready for war, and died in a tornadonote . Then they came again, and had a nice time fighting with the Japanese, but then died in a tornadonote ."
- Knock knock, it's Europe. No, they're not here to take overnote , they just wanna sell some shit, like clocks. And guns. And ♫Jesus!♫
- "Open the country. Stop having it be closed."
- "Huge boats. With guns. Gunboats."
- "Russia built their railroad, supervised by a shit-ton of soldiers, but then they downgraded to a fuck-ton. Did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade."Japan: Can you maybe chill?
Russia: How about maybe you chill? - "All that stuff belongs to Germany, who just had war declared on by Britain [...] and Japan is friends with Britain, so you know what that means... duh, Japan should take the islands!"
- The League of Nations is like, "Nooo, don't do that, if you're in the League of Nations you're not supposed to take over the wooorld!" And Japan said, ♫"How 'bout I do, anyway~?♫"
- "You've got mail! It's from Germany, the new leader of Germany. He has a cool mustache and he's trying to take over the world and needs friends."
- Countries declaring war are treated like "friending" someone on Facebook.
- Right after the otherwise silent and somber bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan raises a tiny white flag reading "you win".
- "Everything's still pretty cool, I guess—BYE!"
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