Funny / Hellfighters

• When Tish tells Chance Greg brought her to a fire, he calls in Greg. Greg comes in. Chance punches him out.
  • A few moments later, Chance invites Greg back into the room. He moves towards Greg, who flinches in expectation of getting punched again only to find Chance congratulating him marrying Tish.
• When Tish mentions that Greg told her about Madame Loo, Chance is understandably concerned.
  Chance: Exactly WHAT did you tell her about Madame Loo?
  Greg: Only that she's 80 years old, weighs 300 pounds and is one of your oldest friends.
  (scene changes and we meet Madame Loo, who looks to be a thirty-year-old 100-pound lady)
• "He's ALL mine!" (*gets punched out himself*)
  • "He's ALL mine!" "The wars over."
  • What makes the moment hilarious is the fact that George doesn't miss a beat. The moment Chance calls him off, George just makes a U-turn and goes to join him and the others for a drink.
• After the brawl in Madame Loo's is over.
  Chance: Let the old den mother buy the drink.
  Greg: I love you mother.
• The survey team asking Chance and the execs what color they want for their public restrooms.
  Survey Man: So gentleman, which would you prefer? The soft willow green, the lovely royal blue, or the flaming heart red?
  • Throughout, you can see Chance looking around at the other executives and trying his hardest not to burst out laughing at the absurdity.
• The scene where Tish and Madelyn sneak into Chance and Greg's sleeping quarters. Tish then wakes Greg with a kiss, once he wakes up fully, he's not happy.
  Greg: (after being woke up by a Tish's kiss) What are you doing here?!
  Chance: (awakened by Greg's question) What's Tish doing here?!
  Madelyn: That was my idea.
  Chance: Somebody wake me up!
• "I am not overwrought! I just damn mad!"
• Greg and Tish note upon Madelyn's newfound courage.
  Tish: (with a smile) I think we oughta get her a tin hat.