Funny / Gaming Garbage

• Shmorky's knock-knock joke in Insanidade develops into
  "Knock knock, someone broke your dick!"
  "Who's there?"
• The Twist Ending of Stalked @ Home.
  Shmorky: I'm your dad! I'm not your dad!
• When the "sim" in My Person disappears while watching TV due to crappy programming:
  Shmorky: But... he disappeared, see? That's what TV does to you makes you disappear. Get off the couch!
  Lowtax: He did not disappear, he's under the couch. It's a horror movie.
• The beginning of A True Theft, where Shmorky impersonates Homer Simpson due to the player character's resemblance to Bart:
  Shmorky: BART! DON'T STEAL MY BUTTERFINGER! THAT'D BE A TRUE THEFT!
• The pathetic Jump Scare in HouseGhost. Shmorky laughs his ass off and Lowtax has to wait for him to recompose himself, he loses again soon after as Lowtax has to restart the game directly from his desktop.
• BLLOOOOOOAAAUUURRAAAAAAAHHHHHH
  • And the "sequel", UGIGHIGIGHGUIHGIHUWIEGEIGHEGUIEHGEHGIUEHGIEHGUIEHGUIEHGIUEH you'll pay for that.
• Their entire reaction to the Sonic Unleashed clone they played.
• Lowtax partakes in a race with TotalBiscuit to complete "A Nightmare on Elm Street: Blood Days," a badly-done Game Maker game. Most of the hour-long video is spent trying to overcome a boss named The Man-Witch. Eventually it shifts from a race to a mutual understanding that they may not finish the game at all due to the game being virtually impossible to play, and are just trying to keep from going crazy.
  TotalBiscuit: This is getting me back for seven years of shitposting, isn't it?
  Lowtax: It's backfiring on me too. What have I created? It has resulted in us playing The Manwitch.
  • Later on, while Lowtax and Shmorky play a game called Screamers
    Lowtax: This guy wanted help from his Gs... and then he put his hand print there.
    Shmorky: Of course, well... the Blaire Wiiiitch.
    Lowtax: The Scare Witch, because I'm already frightened of this.
    Shmorky: The Man- Witch.
    Lowtax: I don't kn-oh god
• The duo's reaction to seeing the gameplay of Dontrel Dolphin for the first time. Shmorky laughs his ass off, while Lowtax is reduced to stunned silence, and takes a minute-and-a-half to muster up the courage to actually try playing the game.
• Shmorky and Lowtax's increasingly exasperated reactions to Beestmeel where their honest confusion slowly replaces riffing as the video wears on.
• Doland 8 and the DOTA 2 commentary video, see Shmorky and Lowtax create and then fully commit to overenthusiastic "gamer" caricatures as they pretend to hold reverence for video games that they clearly are not interested in.
• Near the end of Let's Play: "Pulse Phobia" [LONGPLAY] Shrmoky starts messing with Lowtax by throwing cups at him and spreading jujubes everywhere annoying the shit out of him.
• The chase scene which concludes Dedactive Eventa 1, where our blank protagonist wearing shitty clothes twitches around behind a blank perpetrator wearing a sequin shirt and a text box appears saying "You touch me ... nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
• Let's Play: "Slenderman: Arrival". The game does all but scare Lauren, Lowtax's 8-year old daughter, most of times making her either bored or annoyed.
  Lowtax: Lauren, if this gets too scary for you just let me know and I'll throw the computer right out of the window.
  Lauren: Okay.
  [Not even 10 seconds later]
  Lauren: (obviously pretending) I'm scaaaared!
  Lowtax: I'm not throwing my computer out of the window!... Nice try, though.
• Lowtax streaming Revolution 60 and bursting into laughter upon opening the "Bonus" menu for the first time: a bunch of links to the development studio's social media accounts.
• Demon and Heart, a terrible visual novel with even worse spelling, sends Lowtax and Jonathan into hysterics with one particular line:
  The player character: I'm shit and I need someone because i haven't got friend

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