Drinking Game / Gaming Garbage

• Take a sip for each of the following phrases:
  • I want it
    • Make it a swig if immediately followed by "I can't have noun"
  • Checkpoint
  • Globule
  • Mound
  • Obama's America
  • Ploish
  • Tot
  • Very popular
  • Wad
  • "Well you know, x is nature's y."
  • "Hey, you know Super Mario Bros. 2 is called Doki Doki Panic in Japan?"
• Take a drink every time Shmorky yawns, coughs or burps.
  • Take a second drink if Lowtax calls him out on it.
• Finish your drink if Shmorky gives up and shouts.
• Take a drink for every Jump Scare.
• Take a swig when the stock Game Maker Loading Screen appears.
  • Take another drink if the stock message box◊ is used.
• Down your drink when the free Unity textures appear.
• If the game involves you having to collect a certain number (usually 8 at the most) of objects, down a shot of 40 for each one if they're pieces of paper; 20 if it's a different object. Add a full bottle of ale if a teleporting monster attacks; lager if it's Slender Man.
• Take a drink for every game with floating 3D menu and shaky camera at the beginning.
  • Similarly, take a drink for every instance of the FPS Creator default loading screen with the droning sound in the background.