Funny / GURPS

• Anytime a sourcebook acts as a Deadpan Snarker:
  • Critical failure means you found one... By setting it off.
  After the End 2: The New World, on finding mines in a minefield.
  • Ignoring fringe suggestions of airports for aliens (there being no facilities for losing the aliens' luggage)
  Fantasy-Tech 1, on Nazca Lines
  • CR 0, but if your well-armed neighbors unanimously disapprove of what you're doing, it is effectively illegal!
  Basic Set, on Anarchy.
  • Nitroglycerin had been on the market about one full day when someone figured out how to blow a safe with it. About a day after that, the police realized that anybody buying nitro was a suspect.
  High-Tech on the topic of skimming nitro.
  • This skill is not taught in schools - at least, not intentionally.
  The Basic rules on the skill of Fast-Talk
  • High-fashion hats for high-Status ladies may generate reaction penalties from observers who care about endangered bird life.
  Steampunk 2, on fashion
• The High-Tech section on laser sights features an illustration of a man being lit up by them... with 4 of them being pointed right at his crotch.
• In GURPS Sorcery, after a player proposes a particularly twinkish improvised spell...^note The player wanted to create a spell which would only work on the specific wall she was attacking, which wasn't a disadvantage because it was a one-use improvisation anyway
  The GM brandishes his foam sword menacingly and suggests she reconsiders.

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