Funny / Furious 7

• Brian's introduction, complete with the series' staple gear shifting close-up...in a minivan.
  • Even better is that he does it just to get to a few feet in front of him. Behind another car, in a middle of an elementary school carpool.
• While Dom and the rest of the crew (minus Letty) are discussing the plan to rescue Ramsey, Tej is busy playing on his smartphone. Becomes Fridge Funny when they are finally putting the plan into action, especially with the first shot of the sequence being the game that Tej was playing.
  • Roman begins complaining about how he should be the leader and come up with the plan. Dom immediately asks him on his opinion, prompting Roman to mumble how he didn't mean it right now. And as everyone else comes up with ideas, he keeps making excuses for why it wasn't him.
• The plan to rescue Ramsey involves Dom, Brian, Letty, Tej, and Roman falling out of a jet in their cars and parachuting their way down. Roman chickens out at the last minute, and Tej activates his chute to pull him out of the jet.
  Roman: Hey, man, listen. I'm sorry to let you all down, okay? I'ma go ahead and stay up here.
  Tej: No, brother. I'm sorry to let you down.
  Roman: What?
  (Tej then flips a handleld remote switch, which then pops open a parachute from Roman's Camaro.)
  Roman: What do you mean, you so-
  (Cue his car getting dragged out of the plane, as Roman frantically hits the brakes, to no avail.)
  Roman: Tej! What are you doing?!
  (Then, just as his Camaro gets finally dumped out of the aircraft and starts flailing about in mid-air...)
  Roman: TEEEEEEEJ! (still screaming while frantically kicking the brakes) I HATE YOU, TEJ!!!
• Even funnier once the crew finally touches down.
  Dom: Car check, call it in.
  Letty: Check.
  Tej: Check.
  Brian: I'm good; let's do this.
  (While they are riding down the mountain road...)
  Roman: (Still with his parachute deployed) Hello? Please, man. Get me outta here, somebody! No, the trees!
  Brian: (Looks at his side mirror) Ah, shit.
  Dom: Sit tight, Roman; we'll come back for you.
  Roman: This is not the plan!
• Again during the rescue mission on the mountain road...
  Tej: Bulletproof baby! Can't touch this! Doodododoo...
• The Noodle Incident involving Ramsey and her Arabian friend Safar:
  Safar: (Approaching the crew) Tried to call dibs on Ramsey, two years ago. Her knee, my balls. You don't wanna do that.
• Kara catches Letty with the security guard she just KO'd.
  Letty: Would you believe I knocked him out with my charm?
  Kara: You're not that charming, bitch.
  • Letty stomping on the crotch one of Kara's subordinates with her heels? Standard audience cringe-inducing Combat Pragmatism move. The woman spending the rest of the scene clutching her nether regions, bug-eyed and trying not to scream in agony? Crosses the Line Twice with a healthy dose of slapstick.
• Roman distracts everyone at the party by singing a horribly butchered version of "Happy Birthday" which causes Tej to cringe at how bad it is.
• When Mr. Nobody has been injured after Shaw's ambush, his "last words" urge Dom to try the Belgian Ale he offered him earlier in the film.
• Speaking of Roman (again), the way he lampshades the Predator that they are getting away from during the final battle; serves as a Call-Back to the last movie, too:
  Roman: First a tank, then a plane... Now a spaceship?!
• Dom meets Hobbs' daughter. "My dad said... he kicked your ass once."
• "Dom, Dom! Cars don't fly!"