Funny / Freedom City Play By Post

• Jack of All Blades manages to elicit a chuckle or two.
  Jack sighed mentally. He was almost certain he was going to regret what he was about to do, but sometimes a man just has to sucker punch a five foot three blindfolded Jersey woman in the stomach. I think Descartes said that.
  • When Orion of the Crime League came closer than any previous villain to killing Jack, he said "Oh no! BULLETS! My one weakness!"

• When long-suffering patriotic heroine the Patriot took armored heroine Protector on a pretend date to investigate the plans of Hades, the hero community assumed that the two were a couple - much to the very straight-laced Patriot's chagrin.
• When teen genius Angelic's rebellious behavior got too much for her parents, they sent her to hero high school in America - where much to her chagrin she found she actually enjoyed being around regular teenagers.
• Though some people consider the Terminus Invasion of 1993 to be the darkest hour of the World of Freedom, Fast-Forward remembers it as the time that Wail called him a "Vanilla Ice-looking fool!" - which to be fair, he was!
• Time-lost Japanese WW2 supersoldier Neko has resettled in 2023 America, feeling out of place in today's Japan. What can she do to support herself? Become a streamer!